>Playing DnD 5e modern game >The monk has taken to stripping

>>44659940
At least he's being useful. Monks tend to be rubbish at things wherever fighting is involved, so he's avoiding that pitfall I guess. Barbarians make better grapplers though.

>>44659940
Ok so wait. If he's got vampire like weaknesses to the sun, why does he wear a t-shirt and no hat?
And the chick who turns him the one in the dress. Yeah, she is in a DRESS that does NOT cover her legs. Or arms! Or shoulders even! Spaghetti straps are not goo at protecting you from the sun!

I watched the Best Friends Play and I thought the whole concept was retarded. Japan, you have a lot of good ideas, but you also have a lot of shit you should just not bring t light.

>>44660478
You can also be buck naked except for a pair of headphones and still be fine.

It's dumb but fun.

>>44659940
stripping is what turns fight into a foreplay

>>44659940
At least he is wearing Perfect Heart

>>44660491
All ask for is some internal consistency. I hate it when something establishes rules, then ignores them.
Makes me angry.

>>44660550
That indicates you might be autistic.
Or German.

>>44660550
I just rationalized it as a critical mass of sunlight hitting them.
and the head slot is there so the triangle button as a use

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>>44660537
>perfect heart
>not iris

>>44660621
Well my family is of German stock. Only a third generation American.
>>44660647
So... standing around in tightie whites and headphones blocks this critical mass? His HAIR blocks more sun then the headphones. Hell, the headphones probably don't block any!

>>44660678
Iris is only in 2 nep games.

>>44660703
It's just made that way for gameplay. It's a game about killing people by taking their clothing, it's not suppose to be taken this seriously.
>>44660729
Thats all she needs to be in.

>>44660703
They protect your ears

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>>44660763
She isn't good with kids.

>>44660550
I had a lot of misgivings for the game itself, but when I actually watched someone play it, it became clear to me:

It's not a game that needs internal consistency, the plot is hammered to the minimum working model for funny writing to carry the rest. The focus is letting the animators try out all sorts of wacky poses and movements, and being able to sell the stupid stuff they pull. From an experience standpoint, those animators are really reeling it in from these games.

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>>44660886
Every character has to mess with if at some point.

>>44660729
Isn't she in Megadimension Nep VII too?

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>>44660985

>>44660997
I think she only gets mentioned there.

>>44661019
Apparently a DLC put Plutia and Peashy in as Scouts, but I don't know if Iris and Yellow Hearts are in.

>>44661019
>>44660997

can only play steam neps

feels bad

>>44661062
V2 port eventually, brother. We got R;B1-3, we'll get R;B4 or whatever they call it. And it might actually have Iris Heart in it.

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what the HELL is this thread about or a thinly veiled excuse for

>>44660985
WHY IS THAT DEMON FORCING THAT GIRL TO DEEPTHROAT HER DAILY INTAKE OF ESSENTIAL VEGETABLES

WAIT A MINUTE... EGGPLANTS DON'T EVEN HAVE NUTRITION. THE *HELL* IS THIS?

>>44661104
Like Nep, IF doesn't like eggplants, so Arfoire is bullying her with them.

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>>44661104
Fuck if I know.

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>>44661127
She only doesn't like eggplants after Arfoire kidnepps her and forces her to eat raw eggplant.

I like eggplants, but raw eggplant is nasty.

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>>44661127
>>44661130
>>44661145
WHY THE FUCK DID JAPAN MAKE A TITTY ANIME COOKING SHOW WITH YURI BULLYING

>>44661185
I see you're unfamiliar with the glories of Nep.

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>>44661185
>He doesn't know about neps
It is actually about the video game industry.

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>>44661214
>>44661225
I DON'T WANT TO BE FAMILIAR WITH IT, I DON'T WANT DEMON YURIS TORMENTING GIRLS WITH THE LATEST RECIPES DOWN THEIR THROATS

I'M SO ANGRY AT JAPAN AND VIDEO GAMES RIGHT NOW

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>>44661237

>>44661237
It's an RPG/VN hybrid, starring the Sega console that never was.

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>>44661267
FUCK YOU! JAPAN CAN TAKE ITS GAY COOKING GAME AND DIE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, THIS IS WHAT THE YURIS GET, THIS IS WHAT THE CONSOLE THAT NEVER WAS GETS, THIS IS WHAT JAPAN GETS FOR FINDING NEW WAYS TO SHORTEN MY LIFESPAN.

FUCK YOU, IT'S EGGPLANT PARMESAN.

>>44661274
There is no cooking involved.

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>>44661294
THERE IS NOW, PISSAPE. I'VE HAD IT UP HEEEEERE WITH THIS JACKASSERY. LESBIAN FASHION VAMPIRE CONSOLES? THEY CAN TOSS IT DOWN A USED NEEDLE CHUTE AND SIT THEIR GIRLFAG ASSES DOWN TO A HOT STEAMING PLATE OF ORECCHIETTE BROCCOLI RABE,

AND THEY CAN USE ITS GREASY GOODNESS AS LUBE UP THEIR PREPUBESCENT RAINBOW TUNNELS AND FUCK OFF BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM.

>>44661333
please take me to flavor town senpai~

>>44659940

What happens when he runs into his rival from another school, who is a complete nudist and believes in the Sword-logic of Might reaffirming his existence in the Universe?

>>44660537

PURPLE IS THE STRONGEST COLOR.

>>44661237
>>44661274
>>44661333
All I have to eat until Monday is couple potatoes, dry biscuits and cold tea.
Don't. Fucking. Tempt. Me!

>>44661615
>t. broke Brit
What's it like living in Worst Archipelago?

>>44661582
Forcibly dress him of course.

>>44661582
Finally, a proper target for my barbed whip.

>>44660985

>you have to eat all the eggplant

>>44660886
>>44660985
I don't know why, but I get a strong feeling this character used to be a boy.

>>44661966
Nope. IF has always been a girl.

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>>44661966
IF is a cute boy.

Just a relatively flat girl

>>44661928
Ohh fuck. I know that reference....

>>44661994
Who's the greyscale one with goggles? Her and eyepatch are the only ones I don't recognise.

>>44662056
NISA who was only in HDN

Magic the Hard in HDN mk II/Rebirth 2

>>44662086
Nisa was in Mk 2 as well.

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>>44662086
Was it ever explain why NISA was a kill? I understand GUST, but dunno about flat justice.

>>44662144
Because Nippon Ichi Software (America) didn't publish Re;Birth2.

She's not in Victory because NIS/NISA hadn't yet been founded in 1991.

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>>44662168
Ahh, okay. I feel like an idiot for not realizing that.

>>44662219
Conquest ending a sad.

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>>44662250
;_;

>>44662303
RIP Brave.

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>>44659940
My question is, why should I care?

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>>44659940
Pic related is what a monk should do, that's the only thing they're good at, if not, kicking him out of the group.

>>44663050
>Sexy super powered shota
>Fight the Monk of Disrobement
>Ends up getting his clothes destroyed but beats the monk
>Sticks around afterwards to give a statement to the police
>And let the newswoman interview him
>All while letting everyone see his cute little bare ass, particularly to the delight of several of the policewomen and the newswoman
>He even makes it a point to give them plenty of chances to get a good look

>My question is, why should I care?
No reason what so ever

>>44662168
Nah, the actual reason is that there's was a falling out between IF and NIS, which resulted in many of NIS employees going over to work at IF and NIS and by extension NISA canceling their partnership.

That's why NISA didn't publish the games after Victory, and why NISA doesn't appear in the games anymore, not the other way round.

>>44661104
>>44661185
>>44661237
>>44661274
>>44661333
I want this guy to write my next Anime.

>>44663230
>during the fight, the monk managed to steal his underpants
>after arresting the villain, the supershota is given a towel to cover himself with
>it's too short and his round ass sticks out a bit
>he keeps making eye contact with the newswoman who's there for the interview
>sometimes he moves his hips , flaunting his girlish curves
>eventually he finishes the interview and leaves, without returning the towel that he held around his hips
>the newscast manages to get a few last shots of his flared hips and supple thighs before he's too far to be seen anymore

>>44660537
Mah nigga.

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>>44659940
If your monk isn't sexy in one way or another, you're doing it wrong.

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>>44663820
>it's an orc monk

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>>44664076
Yes, ...and?

>>44664076
Female players often find orc monks to be sexy.

>>44664076
A ripped orc monk with a dad body. Not to mention those damn sideburns.

>>44664138

Do you honestly think that's a dad bod? Post pic, please. I need to see this.

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>>44664161
Um, I thought dad bod meant a body you wouldn't mind fathering with.

>>44664161
You... that's not what 'dad' means. Or dad bod. It's, you know.

Look you have your monomaniacal fixation on huge elf tits, leave the hot dads alone.

>>44664179

A dad bod is a skinny fat dude. Basically on the threshold of being fat.

>>44659940
>DnD modern
Nopenopenopenope. Also, that looks and sounds like some retarded weebshit.

>>44664196

I have never encountered that on /tg/. I'm from /fit/, so definitions could differ.

>>44664179
A "dad bod" is a body that's built for strength rather than aesthetics and has a bit of fat on it, kind of like... well, your dad.

Bitches love it because it means a man is still strong enough to protect you, but not aesthetic enough to get with better women. It's, as usual, an example of female opportunism.

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>>44664214
What? Then you know man. DAD bodies. Bears. Big fucking husky dudes! HOT DADS. GUYS WHAT GONNA MAKE YOU THE MOMMA

>>44659940

Actually, that's something I want to bring up. Foreplay in a fight, I mean. In a lot of anime, and a lot of media, most people have fights where no-one is ultimately badly hurt and they're still on good terms later.

The problem is, this goes against what happens in most RPGs. Like, if there's an attractive girl you're fighting because of a misunderstanding, it feels weird when YOUR attacks involve setting her on fire, punching her so hard she loses teeth, or hacking off her arm. That tends to leave hurt feelings later.

Then there's also the question of where you can hit a woman and not make it look bad. Like, most of us are uncomfortable hitting women, and violence tends to ugly people up. What happens when I attack the sexy Sorceress and do 40 HP of damage? Remember, I'm wielding a big fuckoff axe. Did I just bury it in her gut, then smash her in the teeth with the haft?

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>>44664295
>Then there's also the question of where you can hit a woman and not make it look bad.
The breasts and the vagina, preferably. You can do some pretty heavy damage yet it's highly unlikely that she'll show the bruises, bleeding etc. to others.

Only an idiot would go for the face.

>>44664247
>>44664255

I know there's "dad strong". In which you'll never be stronger than your dad when it comes to functional strength.

As far as dad bods go, HAES and Fat Acceptance whales have taken that name and put it on skinny fat guys.

Just so they can feel better about being fucking huge.

>>44664366

Yeah, but those are the parts I like. I mean, if I'm doing meat damage, the meat has to come from somewhere, right? Unless she has some kind of 'magic shield' around her that's completed depleted when she reaches 0 HP, so she only suffers minor bruises and clothing loss.

Of course, female fighters and so on don't even have that excuse!

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>>44664369
Look. Listen. It's 6am. I don't fucking care about yours or /fit/s weird hangups over your fat. I'm here to see images of huge powerful men.

>>44664399
>Yeah, but those are the parts I like.
Then put away that axe and use a club. Not a spiked one, just a plain one. Enough to teach her a lesson, but not sharp enough to ruin her hole.

Unless you actually want to kill her, in that case just use your axe and go to town.

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>>44664411
>I'm here to see images of huge powerful men.
For you.

>>44664411

y-you too...

>>44661130
>Neptune will get off her fat lazy ass and do something productive
Why would you spread such lies?

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>>44661130
I LOVE YOU ESDEATH-TAICHOU!

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>>44664736
FUCK YOU, ESDEATH.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME IS NOW YOU DEJECT? BLUEBERRY TITTY COBBLER. BTC CAN KINDLY PARK HER MENTAL-PATIENT DRESSED HOBAG LITTLE GIRL DIDDLIN' MOP OF A HEAD RIGHT THROUGH A HIGH TEST BRICK WALL.

GET FUCKED AND BACK IN LINE WITH THE OTHER THOUSANDS OF WOMEN WITH A CHEAP FACTORY-PACKED SADISM COMPLEX BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER LIKED TO PLAY MIDDLE-FINGER-TUNNEL-SINGER WITH YOU INBETWEEN BOTTLES OF RUBINOFF, YOU LOVELESS UGLY COLLODIAL SILVER HUFFING SNACK TRAY

>>44664419
Or just do hand to hand and say it's a spar

>>44663820
What's that from?

>>44664295
In JRPGs they just kind of handwave this, but in D&D, isn't this what nonlethal attacks are for? I don't tend to see people do sparring or rival battles with full force, there's usually too much risk of flat-out slaughtering someone if they're at low HP and you crit or something.

So the way I usually see this happening is them going ahead and eating the -4 attack penalty and it being fluffed as involving a lot of fisticuffs, or maybe just a lot of parrying and feints and the finishing 'blow' being someone distinctly getting the upper hand and stopping just before delivering what could have been a fatal blow, or knocking their weapon away, getting the flat of their blade to the back of the head for a knockout, or whatever you'd like.

This shit is way too /a/. At least try to give it a /tg/-relevant spin instead of just wanking over fanservice anime.
>>44663820
Not only retarded as hell, one of the first two girls just vanishes between scenes. Not OK.

>>44666836

Yeah, but in most fights, you're generally trying to kill someone. I have NEVER, EVER seen anyone use non-lethal attacks.

What's especially funny is when you consider something like Exalted, which is supposed to be the most anime game ever. It isn't, actually: If you're using Supernatural Martial Arts and bust out Infernal Monster Style, one of your moves involves grabbing your opponent and ripping his arm off. (Alternatively, you can rend his testicles or rip a girl's womb out.)

Yeah, that'd go over well. You can have a friendly conversation over how it's traditional to have a fistfight before teaming up, after I mutilated your girlfriend's genitals. This isn't hyperbole, by the way: You can actually do this with that specific Charm.

>>44666456
Valkyrie Drive.
It's a step away from porn.

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>>44666890
>(Alternatively, you can rend his testicles or rip a girl's womb out.)

>>44666981

It's called 'Hero Sundering Hands'.

> The victim suffers a single level of unsoakable lethal damage and one crippling amputation injury of the Infernal’s choice, examples of which may be found on page 152 of Exalted. If these options aren’t brutal enough, the Infernal might rend an enemy’s genitals, taking away his or her ability
to enjoy sex or procreate and messily terminating any existing pregnancy in the process. Regardless, the severed
organ remains in the Infernal’s grip. In case it comes up, a dismembered human-sized limb may be used with the same statistics as a club as an in-style improvised weapon.

>>44666890
Well, the example used involved a fight over a misunderstanding, so I was going off the assumption of a slightly more anime-themed game in the first place.

But if your kind of games are always fight-to-kill and never use nonlethal ever, then maybe you just aren't playing the kind of game where that's a thing. I've had D&D games that were serious enough and I wouldn't call them anime, but still had some nonlethal chances here and there.

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>>44666890
Jesus Christ. I'm not familiar with Exalted, but this sounds like the kind of shit I would expect to see featured in FATAL.
What's the excuse to include specific rules for this in a role playing game this time. Edge. "Realism". The author's horrible fetishes. Or all of the above?

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>>44667056
>If these options aren’t brutal enough, the Infernal might rend an enemy’s genitals, taking away his or her ability
>to enjoy sex or procreate and messily terminating any existing pregnancy in the process.

>>44666890
>What's especially funny is when you consider something like Exalted, which is supposed to be the most anime game ever. It isn't, actually

Basically yeah, throwing in a lot of martial arts, crazy sword powers, sex and skimpy outfits isn't exactly a slam dunk for an anime game, it just has some of those as an inspiration to try and do it's own thing I guess.

>>44667145
>>44667151
There was a pretty telling article on SA about Exalted and their edgy rape spells and also comic about a child being raped and turned into a horrible screaming abomination.

I liked the Exalted wanted to get the hell away from Tolkien fantasy and do something original, but it's so fucking edgy I can't even take it seriously.

>>44667250
Because modern writers can't make tension without an engorged sex organ.

>>44663476
>without returning the towel that he held around his hips
>Not him "innocently" flirting with the policewoman he's giving his statement too
>Not him only taking the towel after they insist he does, smirking all the while as he sees their eyes follow the curve of his supple thighs
>Not him slowly wrapping it around his waist, adjusting and readusting it giving everyone a show as he tries to fit the too small towel around him
>Not the towel sliding down everyone now and then during the interview, him "not noticing" until it leaves very little to the imagination
>Not him giving it to the newscaster as a souvenir once the interview is over
>Not him walking off for bit, giving his hips a little shake all the while before glancing over his shoulders to make sure the newscaster's eyes are following his ass

>>44667250
Eh, the people who wrote 2E Infernals aren't the people who wrote 3E, which has moved away from the edgy side of things a great deal.

It still seems weird for me that SA waggled its fingers over a fictionalized account of a child being abused, while simultaneously keeping a convicted child molester running its forums.

>>44667145
2E Infernals was simultaneously the best and worst exalted book of 2nd Edition, because there were two separate teams who barely interacted with each other writing the book. The first group basically crammed in as much edgelord shit as possible to the point where the consensus outright was "ignore all of these sections" while the second team managed to write a really compelling game about morally gray demonic rock-stars trying to get around their incompetent cthonic overlords.

So it occupies kind of a funny place for Exalted fans, but at least, looking at the 3E Core book they seem to have learned their lesson?

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>>44667250

>White Wolf

What are you gonna do?

>>44668025
Yeah, the fluff that's good is great, otherwise it's shit

>>44659940
Sundering your opponents equipment is a perfectly valid strategy, especially if they need it and you don't

>>44667145

It's the fighting style of the Infernals, who are demon-tainted Exalted chosen by - basically - mad and bitter gods. While most Exalted are chosen for heroism, Infernals are picked from people who fail their chance at heroism. Though this isn't universal, most Infernals have one defining quality: Spite, and a need for revenge on the world that wronged them. It doesn't help that they're driven by demons, too. (It's more complicated than that, but this is a pretty concise summary.)

Their personal Martial Art, Infernal Monster Style, is about being the Incredible Hulk and ripping people to pieces. So basically Ultimate Hulk.

>>44659940
So, what is this?

>>44663476
>>44667949
Go on