That Girl

>>44654004
I mean, she probably wears costumes in bed.

I'd go there.

>>44654394
I love this screencap.

I am saving it

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>>44654004
I thankfully have only had one That Girl in any of my groups, and many many girl players who were just fine.

Even then she wasn't that bad. Just a goth/wicca girl back in highschool who always played elf druids and always had a wolf companion. She couldn't be arsed to remember the rules or memorize a proper spell list, saying that when her brother ran games for her, he just let her pick spells in the middle of battle.

She was otherwise unremarkable and didn't stick around for long and didn't leave much of an impression on the group. I consider myself lucky I never had any of the hambeasts or yaoi fans or whatever other horrific That Girls I've heard stories about.

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>Have a D&D game going with my players during high school
>One player insists that their girlfriend join
>Talk to her about what kind of character she wants to play, help her with the rules, ect.
>She picks up the rules fine and seems eager to play, even goes out how her way to write a backstory that works well with my setting
>Her character is pretty much a wandering knight who lost his lord and is looking for a way to redeem himself
>Game starts and her character is introduced
>He stands in the middle of the road the party is heading down, staring them all down
>She doesn't have him say anything
>Awkward silence continues for a while, eventually the group decides to walk past her knight
>She has him follow them without a word
>She then proceeds to do absolutely nothing
>Absolutely nothing all game until combat
>Literally
>She literally does and says NOTHING all game until combat starts
>She just moves her character towards the closest enemy and rolls to attack
>Doesn't initiate anything
>Doesn't buy new gear
>Doesn't interact with the party beyond following them
>Doesn't have her character respond when talked to by NPCs
>Her boyfriend looks confused the whole time
>Rest of the group is confused the whole time
>I'm confused the whole time
>Tells everyone she had a blast and can't wait for the next session
>This continued until the end of that campaign
>Eventually we all got used to this mute knight whose only purpose in life was to walk forward and attack things with his sword
>After the campaign was over the few times I hung out with her she'd still bring it up and talk about how fun it was

She was so weird, goddamn.

>>44654004
Delusional, real-world Star Butterfly would probably be less annoying than most of the That Girls and That Guys I've dealt with.

>>44654748
What the actual fuck

>>44654748
she was psychic, and was communicating telepathically with another player in the party. This was going on over your head, and she had a blast being secretive and killing shit, while not having to interact with the rest of you idiots.

>>44654748
that is something I didn't expect. Thanks anon.

>>44654898
Reminds me of when I play MMOs.
>Oh christ, I have to interact with other players? Fuck, I'll just be as quiet as possible

>>44654816
That, or the equivalent is not necessarily so bad because some of them are genuinely cute if you discount the "fucking stupid" delusions.

A lot of chicks have delusions.

A lot of guys have them.

It's something you can get over if it's not too fucking stupid/disruptive.

>>44654958
I went to high school with a girl who thought she was Obama

>>44654748
Imagine introducing her to an important NPC.

You would all introduce yourselves and eventually they would ask who the Knight was and you would just be like, "I honestly don't know. Some random arsehole."

It's like if the Stig was a Knight.

>>44654984
"This is Shanky. He shanks"

>>44654748
That doesn't sound so bad. Kind of hilarious actually, if perhaps unintentionally.

>>44655000
He rolls sick Gets too apparently.

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>>44654984
>It's like if the Stig was a Knight.
I like you.

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>>44654984
>>44655000
>>44655055

That was pretty much how most of their social encounters went.

>NPC: "A pleasure to make your acquaintance Sir Knight. You and your companions have done us a great service."
>Knight: "..."
>NPC: "Are you well, Sir Knight?"
>Knight: "..."
>NPC: -looks to party trying to figure out what's going on-
>Party: -collectively shrugs-
>Party Face: "You get used to 'em."

>>44654748

This story cracks me up. It must have been awkward as part of the group but I'd have loved to been an uninvolved observer.

My That Girl is just the wife of one of my otherwise decent (if flakey) players whose autism ensures we can never have a consistent game because I never know if she's going to have a bad day and not feel like gaming or not.

She also has a bit of a taste for esoteric characters like dryads or monstergirls or whatever, which I don't really care about, but the inconsistency is really what pushes her into That Girl territory for me. Worse yet, I'm fairly sure it sabotages her husband's ability to play in my games, so I have to write them both off if I actually want consistent players.

No real horror stories other than the crushing feeling of nogames. It's just a sucky situation.

>>44655055
sure, when a girl does nothing till it's time to roll dice it's hilarious, but when I do it, I'm "not even playing the game"

>>44655128
Are you sure she wasn't doing that on purpose? Maybe decided to take a vow of silence and didn't tell you about it?

>>44654748
A vow of silence knight if I've ever seen one.

>>44655173
>dryads or monstergirls
Is she lesbian?

>>44655194

I literally said she has a husband m8.

>>44655239
Sounds like you're dodging the question.

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>>44655184
She never really did anything that implied she took a vow of silence. Like, normally, if a player doesn't want their character to say anything, then they would say "He says nothing." or something similar to me. She would literally went mute during sessions. This pretty much made me and the players have to just react to nothing to keep it from getting too awkward most of the time. We made it work, but I doubt her idea was to play a silent character.

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>>44655270

Sounds like you got tumblr on the brain.

>>44655239
>assuming her husband is a man
I literally cannot even.

>>44655239
That doesn't necessarily prove she's not a lesbian

>>44655311
maybe she is just a master level RPer?

>>44654973
wh
what

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>>44655338
>>44655322

BACK TO YOUR CAVE, YURISHITTERS.

>>44654748
This is great. I'm gonna play something like this one day.

>>44655180
I would find it pretty funny no matter who did it.

>>44655311
>>44654748

Are you positive it wasn't just shyness? One time I had a normie join the game and she pulled a similar act. Whenever it came time to roleplay she basically just froze up.

Gotta ease em into it, explain that it's a little like improv acting so everyone can imagine what's going on in the game better, and that it makes it more fun and interesting.

>>44654984
>all we know is, she's not The Stig, but she is the Stig's medieval cousin

>>44655112
>Some say he can get he can get one hundred horsepower on a single mount.
> Some say he can slay a dragon with a sunflower and a cheese wedge.
> But he isn't the Stig, he the stigs Greyhawkian(?) cousin!

>>44654004
Most girls I've had in my campaigns have been pretty normal except one that was just "lolrandumb"
She spent the entire night attempting to rape one of the male players characters.
she ended up killing herself in game because the DM told her to quit it.

>>44655311
>don't play game
>enjoy it

I wish I could do this

Only had an issue with one girl who never used coasters and was almost constantly checking her phone. Granted that I've only had two female players ever.

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I sifted through four refreshes of nothing but quests and CYOA garbage and all I got was this shitty bait.

>>44654394
>doesn't use individual force powers more than once in the entire film
>took atmospheric piloting for her speeder

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>>44655347
If she was some next level rper, then color me surprised. It didn't come off as deliberate roleplay, just came off as really weird at the time.

>>44655441
She was shy yeah, but like, not with us ever. We all knew her since we were freshmen. She just went near catatonic during the game.

>>44654748
>playing fantasy role-playing game
>you can do anything you want in the game
>even if you would never be able to do it in real life
>implying you wouldn't just ignore 90% of people and go kill dragons if you could

No but seriously she probably just thought of some "awesome" secret like the knight was actually a skeleton so he didn't talk so no one would hear his rattley bone voice, or he had his tongue removed because he rebelled heroically against some evil overlord, and thought it was fun to roleplay him being totally stoic and mysterious. I've played groanworthy characters like that before. Act weird for the first session or two, hope there's an opportunity to reveal why you're so weird later and everyone will be like "oh shit!" It feels like you're really pulling one over on the group, but afterwards you always feel silly.

>>44655194

Why would she be? Some girls probably wish they were monstergirls, I wish they were monstergirls too.

>>44655613
>We all knew her since we were freshmen. She just went near catatonic during the game.

Same story with my normie grill. She was long time friends with another player but just tripped up.

You gotta understand that women are usually less outgoing than men. They seize up in unfamiliar situations way more frequently, so you gotta try to relate it to something they understand and baby step them through the process. It sucks, I wish I had known how to handle the normie when she went full catatonic, but you live and you learn.

I've since successfully dealt with other players starting to go inert by explaining the meta process of what's going on. "So we're basically doing a little improv acting because it helps everyone at the table imagine what's going on in the game world. Remember your drama classes, or even when you played make-believe as a kid? Same idea. For example, [player to her left], you've got [situation occurring in front of you], what are you doing?" And then shuffle it over to her turn after seeing some of the others in practice.

Also, a little booze helps. A lot of booze helps even more.

One time we were playing a game where we were all evil characters, and one of the players brought his girlfriend over. Though most of the party's characters had done all sorts of fucked up things throughout the course of the campaign, she trumped everyone in her first session by having her character rip some guy's intestines out of his scrotum. I forgot the rest of the stuff she did to him, but it was fucked up and we would never ever be the same after that.

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You know, I just realized you can make any That Girl quit your campaign if you just rape her character.

>>44654004
I live in Muncie, IN....

>>44655930
you must be new here

>>44655930
Works on most That Guys too!

>>44655950

God bless rape!

>>44655930

What more?

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>>44655933
dropped that pic

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>>44655930
>had an edgemaster DM who did this once
>girl became visibly excited
>his face when

>>44655930

what happens if you do that and it only makes her want to play more? what then?

>>44655989
Praise Slaanesh!

>>44654004

I've only ever had one That Girl, and even then, I think it was more of a prank.

>Play Dragonquest.
>Girl joins.
>She plays a Namer, and reasonably competently, although she's not the strongest in the group by any means.
>Most of the time, is scribbling stuff in her notebook.
>When pressed, she says they're some drawings.
>After the sub-campaign is over, she shows what she's been drawing.
>50+ pages of gay porn drawings of the party members.

>>44656097
Burn fujoshits

>>44656097
[Spoilers]...was it any good?[/spoilers]

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>>44656097

Just like my animes

>>44656097
I would immediately befriend her and buy her a drink. That is hilarious.

>>44656097
why can't people just draw yuri?

>>44656261
She did draw yuri. Except, as a girl.

>>44654816
stories you fuck, tell them!

>>44656097
Were they good or decent quality drawings at least? I mean, if someone at the table drew a bunch of gay porn what was actually well-drawn I'd probably just laugh at the absurdity of the situation and just move on.

>>44656261
Because yuri is the worst.

Craziest person I ever played with was my girlfriend's roommate.

She DM'd the session and insisted on having a DMPC join the group. Willow was an elf druid with a wolf companion. I played a half-elf necromancer.

Anyway, every puzzle we have to solve involves this obnoxious elf druid saving the day. Only she can open doors in the ancient city, only she can see the traps (never minding Druids don't get trapfinding and the party Rogue was searching). Not only that, she kept insulting my cleric for being only "half an elf". She refused to cast healing spells on me as well, since apparently this druid could tell I was evil.

Suddenly a bunch of skeletons attack! BINGO, I'd been waiting for this moment. I Rebuke undead and suddenly have 4 human skeletons under my control.
"What do you want the skeletons to do?"
"I command them to attack Willow".

The DM's face kind of spasms. She wasn't expecting this. But I've got willow trapped, the skeletons all full attack. 8 claw attacks later and an inflict light wounds from my cleric, and willow is dead.

The DM starts bawling. I have reduced this girl to tears. Everyone is shocked, myself included. The DM storms off to her bed room.

The next day I talked to my girlfriend about it. Turns out Willow was more than just a DMPC, Willow was this girls imaginary friend, like schizophrenic imaginary friend. And I had killed her.

The girl stopped going to classes. She failed the semester and left college.

I feel some guilt, but also I didn't realize the gravity of the situation.

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>>44655930
>>44655950
>>44655989

>>44655583
>four refreshes of nothing but quests and CYOA garbage
I know that feel

>>44656335
you are faggot

>>44656185
next time, write without the "s".

>>44656355
BLACKLEAF, NOOOOOOO!

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>>44656355

In fairness, someone that psychotic wasn't going to cut it in the real world anyway.

>>44656355

There's..really no winning that situation. I mean..I probably would've asked the girlfriend about it after taking a break, but you can't really expect everyone to do that.

I have a schizophrenic dad, so i know how dealing with that kind of problem probably feels but..like, what can you do, really? What a shit situation.

>>44656355
What is it with crazy people and liking wolves?

>>44654004
>Low to mid level campaign
>Party is sorcerer, rogue, gunslinger, and That Girl
>She makes a half-dragon Psion who is, like, 17 years old but looks mature for her age
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>Roleplays her as chaotic evil but claims she's chaotic good
>Uses her telepathy to read the thoughts of party members
>When one of them finds out she memory wipes them so they forget
>Uses her telepathy to erase all memory of a woman's husband for no good reason
>Literally a decade of happy memories gone in an instant
>More or less says she does what she wants because nobody can stop her
>She got some kind of mass-sleep power that may as well be a Save or Die
>She also starts being able to polymorph into a full-on Young-category dragon at will
>She threatens in-character to kill anyone who doesn't go along with her plans
>My character made one decision, once, without talking to her first and she nearly killed them
>Just out of spite or being a control freak I guess
>Party eventually sues for peace and buries the hatchet with the grey morality BBEG
>End campaign on good terms with our antagonists
>Half-dragon has turned into an unstoppable psychic juggernaut plus all the physical prowess of a dragon
>She tells the rest of the party that she'll be doing what she likes in the future and that none of us should try to stop her
>I realize that she's more horrible than any of the villains we've faced

>>44656436
Yeah, the girl was awkward, really nerdy, but thats like most of the people at art school. As the veteran D&D player, I felt I was doing a good thing by throwing a curve ball into the story, a lesson against railroading and special snowflake DM-PCs that steal the spotlight.

Had I known, I wouldn't have done it.

I later heard she did graduate from a different school. And really, it probably was more than just this game that broke her. She and her boyfriend were addicted to World of Warcraft and lived on his disability money.

>>44656439
Wolves are more of a guy thing.

Crazy women love horses.

>>44656489
>party full of mary sues
>"grey morality" enemies
I think your GM was the mary sue of that campaign actually

>>44656355
she need/ed profesional and/or medical help. Having imaginary friends at college is not healthy.

>>44656489
So, shitty GM?

>>44656510
The gender barrier is breaking down though. I've known some crazy girls who were into wolves. As for crazy guys who love horses, you'll find plenty on /mlp/

>>44656489
what kind of GM allow any of this bullshit?

>>44656655
>As for crazy guys who love horses, you'll find plenty on /mlp/
You've got a point there.

Maybe crazy people in general like horses.

>>44656391
[poiler]Like thi?[/poiler]

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>>44656735
Who doesn't like horses? Those are the weirdos.

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>>44656839

>>44656355
this cant be real

Said it before but she was a surgeon in real life, and it felt like she was playing herself in game, as a plague doctor who liked to perform morally abhorrent experiments and surgery on people. Her favorite, and trademark was lobotomies and could pull them off in a grapple. She talked about the things her character did out of game with gory detail, and it made things very uncomfortable.

>>44656892
It's a good story, don't ruin it by asking whether it's real.

>>44656957
I'd definitely hit on her if I were there. Hopefully she'd perform some of her experiments on me.

>>44656957
Hot. Gore is the shit.

>>44655180
It's the fact that she fully committed to it that makes it funny.

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>>44656097
>50+ pages of gay porn drawings of the party members
P-pics or it didn't happen.

itt "That Girls" but most of them are actually hilarious or otherwise entertaining, intentionally or unintentionally

>>44657021
Yes. And sadistic doctors performing twisted procedures on unwilling victims... tasty.

>>44657201
I want to be her Eyegor.

>>44654004
>Playing a Rogue Trader campaign.
>That Girl is the DM for the campaign.
>We all make our characters, she inserts a DMPC Rogue Trader, which we were fine with.
>We stomp around for a while, doing jobs and making money.
>DMPC starts attending noble parties, as you'd expect of a Rogue Trader.
>This continues for a number of sessions, the party sections getting longer each time.
>Spend an entire session at a nobleman's party, just her describing everything her DMPC is doing.
>Suddenly she explains the party has turned into an orgy.
>Ok, kind of unexpected, but we can deal.
>Every party after turns into an orgy, which she explains in graphic detail.
>Party isn't into it, just want to make fat amounts of dosh and adventure.
>Come up with a plan to fix all of this partying with the resident tech geek, as he makes us all the fun shit.
>Get the Arch Militant on board with the plan, since he's tired of just sitting around being a bodyguard and not killing shit.
>Set up explosives in secret around the next party we visit, and block every exit except one.
>Equip our mutiny gang with Flamers to purge us some Slaaneshi-acting noble scum.
>Blow the building, the nobles who survive rushing into their burning deaths from our flamers.
>DMPC somehow lives, crawling out of the rubble but still alive.
>Take out my pistol and double tap that bitch right in the skull.
>Return to the ship and give the now dead DMPC's Rogue Trader license to the Arch Militant, since I was just a Navigator.
>Ride off into the galaxy for adventure and loot, before the DM quits the game telling us we ruined her story.
>We shrug and I take over as DM, playing the rest of the campaign filled with jolly space exploration.

>>44657455
Did any subsequent adventures live up to the mutiny?

>>44657509
Well there was the time we had dinner with a Chaos Marine Warband, which was a blast. There was also the time we had to flee from Tau space after the party stole an artifact from them. That was a fun chase scene.

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>>44656735
Not if they're fucking neon

>>44657572
>Well there was the time we had dinner with a Chaos Marine Warband, which was a blast.
Story tiem please.

>>44656548
>>party full of mary sues
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>44656625
>>44656671
He's a good guy but he's not good at saying no. The story was really well done and quite challenging when wee were facing mind-control-immune enemies. The rest of the time the Psion instant-won every encounter, or at worst had to cast TWO spells in order to win. I chalk it up to the player being really nice and pushy and he didn't want to deny her awesome spells and powers.

Honestly the experience was so bad that I outright banned mind reading and mind control in every campaign I run or play. If there's going to be mind control I'm not interested. Nothing is worse than being told your character shouldn't act the way you want because they got memory-modified into remembering or believing something another character chose.

Of course, I'm in a new campaign with the same That Girl, who promised not to use mind control. Now instead of mind control her character can possess people and make them do whatever she wants, with very few limitations. Non-suicidal actions is not one of those limitations, meaning she can kill anyone so long as they've got something sharp or bullet-inducing in arm's reach. It's gotten so bad that the GM has resorted to sending waves of dudes at the party because any boss enemy not completely immune to her powers dies almost instantly.

>>44657720
>Now instead of mind control her character can possess people and make them do whatever she wants
That sounds a lot like mind control.

>>44657720
The GM sounds like an idiot for falling for this twice.

>>44656498
Then what are you beating up on yourself for? Sounds like her life was basically a trainwreck, and having one of the voices in her head get BTFO by someone from the real world (or at least, the pretend wizard avatar of a real person) forced her to come back to reality pretty hard. That's a net positive in my eyes.

Oh hey, a "That Person" thread. Time to scroll through the replies to stories for fa/tg/ords screaming 'NO YOU'RE THAT GUY' as they always do.

>>44657875
Why do you think I'm bitching about it on /tg/? Did I also mention that she possesses long-term hosts (she's intangible most of the time) to use as meat shells so she can fight? Did I mention that she already has, or plans to, have sex using these host bodies? And that the people she's hitting on really don't want to sleep with her but she's being incredibly forceful and persistent? I dropped the game because That Girl was literally planning on raping at least one person, maybe two at once, and she didn't understand why both I and my character were incredibly disgusted by that. She refused to change her behaviour and I just couldn't take it anymore.

>>44657720
Like I said, really great guy but very permissive and unwilling to nerf or reject characters. Apparently he's been trying to limit or work around her powers but she's iron-clad about keeping her abilities. In her mind these abilities define her character and if they don't work exactly the way she wants them to then she's going to complain until she gets her way.

Eventually, because I really like her in real life (she's That Girl sure but only in-game, out of game she's really sweet and nice) and because the rest of the group members are bros, I'm re-joining the game. Making a character that doesn't give two fucks about possession or ethics and who is so weak and frail that her possession ability makes her no more deadly than any other person who might want to kill him. He also has no intrinsic martial or magical powers so she's gain nothing by hijacking his 65-year-old decrepit body (which also gives her zero reason to want to sleep with him).

>>44654394
That thread was god-like

>>44654004
>fingerless glove on only one hand
Oh god, it's like looking at myself on middleschool

>>44658157
>middle school
Goddamn.
I wore sleeveless shirts and zipoff pants with one leg on and the other off, or zipped halfway off so just my knees were bare

>>44658157
>>44658190
>That one guy who wore the shirt with flames on it

>>44658265
And he was always named Brandon.

>>44654748
>a wandering knight who lost his lord and is looking for a way to redeem himself
I am sorry but THIS triggered me.
Why does the knight have to redeem himself? He is not the kings or whoevers bodyguard.
That sap was probably sitting in his own castle while whatever happened.

>>44656892
All stories on 4chan are false until proven true. That's standard operating procedure, you dummy.

>>44658072
How do you have fun?

>>44656355
nice dubs, but seriously, don't feel guilt over this. she was stunted, a bad apple, needed trimming off the tree. you did a good thing and spared all of society from having to deal her.

>>44658405
By not caring about what's real and what isn't. Where do you think you are?

>>44657047
don't be a fag

>>44658433
There.

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>>44657455
I am also interested in storytiem family

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>>44655584
These are poor excuses for poor character development. I don't care about "muh mary sure" but her skills shred the movie's atmosphere. It didn't feel like a star wars movie because she did not work for her force powers and was never faced with any real challenge or obstacle.

>>44654004
Worst I've ever had was this creep on roll20. She always played completely naked underaged females and propositioned all the guys individually for erp, and wouldn't take no for an answer. She also expressed a rape fetish that she constantly wanted the game to incorporate in some way.

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Posted this in another thread but I think it died:

>One of the guys in my circle of friends gets a girlfriend
>No big deal, several do
>Meet her for the first time
>Nearing hambeast levels but a decent smile, and friend is super heavy anyway so they match
>She's wearing all black, shirt is a Misfits shirt
>We're just casually talking games, idea of starting up a new D&D campaign comes up that we had been humoring
>She pipes up that she plays
>We all say cool, maybe she could be one of the players
>Her: "I play a Chaotic Evil High Elf Paladin!"

Any since then she had slowly became more and more of a controlling bitch until we just recently lost communications with him over some of the dumbest bullshit that she made him do.

But those eight words. It was the reddest of red flags we've ever had.

>>44656355
Sweet fucking Emperor

What fuck

>>44656957
I love the crazy doctor character. I kinda wanna play one someday

>>44658700
>over some of the dumbest bullshit that she made him do.
such as?

>"Lol women are such shit, why don't they love me?"
And you people wonder why you're virgins.

>>44658493
What are you gonna do about it if I do, anon?

>>44654742
>he just let her pick spells in the middle of battle.
Why didn't she just play a Sorceror then? The fact that they get to do that was the whole point of the class.

>>44658822
You know we have a That Guy thread like, everyday, right?
Everyone gets shit on her

Go back to tumblr.

>>44658822
Fuck off cunt.

>>44658427
i hope this is bait.
>>44656498
>>44656355
See this is the thing: When you're trying to educate someone by "teaching them a lesson", you're immediately wrong.
As always, once again the entire crisis was a failure of communication on both sides.

She shouldn't have just let you do what you wanted without saying a thing about her DMPC and you should've talked to her about the DMPC being obnoxious.

Mankind evolved to have the ability to communicate and yet constantly almost every single one of our failures comes back to failing at communication.

>>44658894
>When you're trying to educate someone by "teaching them a lesson", you're immediately wrong.
Found the overly sensitive fag.

The girl needed to drop her imaginary friend, and seeing as how she wasn't getting any professional help having her tulpa-shit be forcibly killed was just as good.

It's inexcusable.

>failures comes back to failing at communication
You can't communicate with someone who doesn't want to listen, or are incapable of listening because they're fucking insane.

>>44654004
Had one girl who always blamed other people for her own fuckups, and was very unreliable with showing up.
Ditched her, she complained a lot but girls complaining is like water being wet so it's not really a big deal.

>>44658944
>The girl needed to drop her imaginary friend, and seeing as how she wasn't getting any professional help having her tulpa-shit be forcibly killed was just as good.

Found the insensitive cunt.
But it's hopeless to try and explain why that shit was bad isn't it?

After all
>You can't communicate with someone who doesn't want to listen, or are incapable of listening because they're fucking insane.

>>44654748
Well she's not a detriment, is she?
Unless she takes a long time deciding who/how to attack then you might as well keep her. She's having fun.

>>44658982
>Found the insensitive cunt.
>"muh feelings"

>But it's hopeless to try and explain why that shit was bad isn't it?
Leaving her as she was would have been even worse. Obviously professional help would be preferred, but seeing as how her roomate (anon's gf) knew about this, and hadn't saw fit to refer her to a doctor or whatever (nor did her parents, if they knew), we can both say that professional help was not coming any time soon.

>>44658994
>...
>..
>....
S T O P

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>>44656839
>The fuck?
>...oh, ooooh

>>44658994
Why would you not just use Facebook or something?

Not mine, but my friend's story. Has both That Guy and That Girl. More but everything else is That Guy story instead of being a combined effort of both.
>Party of three gets warned by DMPC to take a princess and get the fuck out of town
>Only friend heeds message, meanwhile That Girl is trying to fuck everybody and everything
>Trying to fuck a pirate who sold her out
>Twice
>That guy comes in during this, asks if he can cast Enlarge Person on his dick which the DM doesn't allow
>While theyre trying to seduce the pirate, get attacked by archers and assassins because they, surprise! got sold out.
>They decide to fight despite being naked trying to fuck this guy and horribly outnumbered
>DM has to use DMPC to try and save them and dies trying
>That Guy saying that despite his bad rolls, he should still hit because "story-wise it makes sense"
>After friend saves them from being killed, That Girl wants to cuddle with That Guy and the DMPC who apparently did not die, merely unconscious and summoned squirrels.
>That Girl then suggests fucking the squirrels in a horrible bestiality orgy
>DM ALLOWS IT
>That Guy and That Girl's character then proceed to fuck more
>Friend leaves the group shortly afterwards.

>>44656510
Normal women like horses, crazy women like wolves, with guys it's the other was around

>>44654748
Bullshit.

You finished an entire campaign and NEVER ONCE did you tell her to fucking say something?

Come on. Give me a break. This is not how people act.

>>44659023
>Leaving her as she was would have been even worse.
Do you think you actually achieve anything by hurting other people deliberately?
Do you think anything positive was achieved there in that situation??
Do you have any idea about how the human psyche works?
Wait no, that last question was rhetorical you clearly have no fucking clue.

>>44655497
>She spent the entire night attempting to rape one of the male players characters.
have the player rape her IRL
problem fixd

>>44655930
>That Girls
>Not having a rape fetish
>Not taking their character getting raped as a sign that this game is officially entering their magical realm

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>>44659023
>"muh tough love"
>wanting to be an asshole without having to admit it
This is more pathetic than the made-up story you two are arguing about.

>>44658277
How did you know?!

>>44655719
>play changelings impersonating half elf gypsies.

>no one ever catches on. Dm forgets about it even I think.

>just have to blurt it out once the game ends. 'i was a changeling all along!'

>>44656436
>There's..really no winning that situation.
He killed the girl's imaginary friend.
That IS a win in that situation.
The player Won. Achieved the golden ending.

>>44659105
>Do you think you actually achieve anything by hurting other people deliberately?
>"Hurting"

>Do you think anything positive was achieved there in that situation??
Yes, a young woman was forcibly stripped of her delusion and forced to become a little more normal.

>Do you have any idea about how the human psyche works?
No, but I'm highly doubtful that you do in any meaningful academic sense, either.

>Wait no, that last question was rhetorical you clearly have no fucking clue.
Nigger.

>>44659117
>Implying there was any love in that situation
>some anon not tolerating autistic delusion is him being an asshole

>>44658894
>Mankind evolved to have the ability to communicate and yet constantly almost every single one of our failures comes back to failing at communication.

Yeah I get that a lot. People constantly ask me what the fuck I mean, and accuse me of saying stuff that I never said.

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>>44658803

The incident is fucking stupid but here goes:

>Game comes out on PC that a lot of us are stoked to play
>Supports private servers
>One of our friends who has a FiOS connection sets up a private server, makes sure it can handle as many players as we'll ever want without a hiccup
>But due to it being a private server there is a slight setup to allow connection to it
>Server is up, friend is guiding everyone through the installation step
>Gets to Guy
>We're all on Steam Voice Chat, she can be heard in the background just sounding annoyed because she doesn't want to play the game
>Because of this he is constantly distracted and what is normally a ten minute setup takes over an hour, but my friend is really close the guy (Like they were best friend tier) so he's dealing
>Finally he's able to connect: "I gotta go for dinner. I'll be back in two hours."
>Friend: "Uh... it's like 9, you didn't eat yet?"
>Guy: "I gotta go for dinner. I'll be back in two hours."
>Friend: "Don't you usually go to bed around 11?"
>Guy: "...Yeah."
>Friend: "...I'll be right back. Getting off headset."
>He just mutes headset, his Sister steps in and starts talking
>Sister: "...You know Friend worked really hard setting up this server and he really wanted to play with you. Can't you manage anything? Like make something simpler?"
>Guy: "I'll be back in two hours." Girlfriend can be heard muttering something in background
>Sister: "Please? Can you eat at your desk?"
>Guy: "I'll be back in two hours."
>Sister: "Come on... he really, REALLY wants to play this with you. He was talking about it all day today."
>Guy: "...Whatever." and logs off

And that was the last time he was on Steam, a few months ago. Cellphone calls are ignored... we have no idea but it was just bizarre.

>>44654004
You want a great that girl story?

she left me.

>>44656355
Why did she put her imaginary friend in a position where it could be killed "for real"?

>>44656655
>The gender barrier is breaking down though.
FUCK

GET SOME SCVS ON IT TO REPAIR

>>44659178
>People constantly ask me what the fuck I mean, and accuse me of saying stuff that I never said.
If it's just a few people, call them out on it.
If it's everyone, maybe you should take some speech therapy classes or try to improve your short term memory.

>>44658378
Look up Anglo saxon or generally Germanic warrior traditions
The romantic idea is that the member of a Lord's retinue dies with him in battle, failing to do so and letting the Lord die on his own is a great shame
Wrote a paper on a topic related to that a year ago (it was about Anglo saxon leaders in old English fiction though)

>>44658994
I can never tell if these things are ruses or real anymore. Jesus.

>>44659204
Because she's a caricature in a bullshit That Guy story on /tg/. You new around here?

>>44658822
Treating a woman like shit gets them to love you, though.

>>44659183
He's dead.

>>44656510
>Crazy women love horses

OH SHIT. GET ME OUT OF KENTUCKY.

>>44657455
So the DM let you do ALLLLL that shit that probably took hours to do, even though it was 100% clear what was happening and then quit because "you ruined her story" God damn bro at least come up with something believable you fuck.

>>44659216
But my words are clear and my short term memory, while not amazing, is clear enough.
... I see you misunderstood me.
What I mean is, people seem to not translate the words I send to them into ideas correctly, and always mistranslate or misjudge. Or just fail to produce any salient ideas and return a "wtf u sayin" error.
I've tried communicating my ideas clearer, but it doesn't seem to work.

>>44656355
You did her a favor.

>>44659293
I understand that anon, and what I'm saying is that if it's a problem across many, many people who converse with you, then you are likely the problem.

>but my words are clear
If others don't understand you, then they very obviously aren't.

>>44659105
>Do you think you actually achieve anything by hurting other people deliberately?
Yup. Teaches them to confront issues rather than hide from them. I do it all the time.
>Do you think anything positive was achieved there in that situation?
Getting a nutcase out of society is a positive.
>Do you have any idea about how the human psyche works?
Lazy as hell until it's forced not to be.

>>44659175
>was forcibly stripped of her delusion
didn't happen
>forced to become a little more normal.
also did not happen

You assume that because her imaginary friend was killed in that game she suddenly thought "huh i guess having imaginary friends is bad, so i will no longer have one" and that happened.
You can't seriously think that this is how things work can you?

>No, but I'm highly doubtful that you do in any meaningful academic sense, either.
No, but i have personal experience with mental illness.

>>44659334
Bullshit, even voice to text recognition programs get me near-perfectly.

>>44659336
>Teaches them to confront issues rather than hide from them. I do it all the time.
I legitimately hope you're just baiting you master baiter.

I lack the words to describe how fucking moronic you seem with that post.

ITT: professionals on the human psyche

>>44659345
>didn't happen
The girl herself admitted that her schizo-friend was "dead"

>also did not happen
It forced her to come to terms with her schizo-friend's "death", hopefully attracting the attention of professionals.

>You assume... can you?
Nice strawman there breh.

>No, but i have personal experience with mental illness.
Your own?

>>44655583
Use the catalog faggot

>>44654394
>mediocre shot
Does he miss a shot in the entire film?

>>44659365
Then perhaps it's not the words themselves, but rather your sentence structure, inflection, cadence, etc.
Do you use any unusual words that may throw listeners off?

>>44659367
Well, you are wrong. And your use of words is shit.
Sometimes, people don't git gud until they get rekt and get salty. World would be a better place if this were not the case, but it isn't the case.

>>44656607
from what he said she was schizophrenic. She's not healthy.
Do you go to paraplegic people preaching how not walking is unhealthy?

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>>44659402
>World would be a better place if this were not the case
>implying

>>44659399
>Then perhaps it's not the words themselves, but rather your sentence structure, inflection, cadence, etc.
Entirely possible. How do I check my sentence structure and cadence?
>Do you use any unusual words that may throw listeners off?
Possibly. How do I tell if a word, which I believe is normal, is actually unusual?

>>44659265
Can confirm, just be nice enough that they think you have a loving core sometimes
Then realise that your empty existence can be filled by making another person happy and helping her grow as a person and achieve her dreams while you're still kind of a duck because it has become second nature to you
Also, be good in bed

>>44659404
Schizophrenia can be treated and mitigated.

Also, not walking isn't unhealthy, not exercising is; it's just hard to exercise and stay healthy when you can't use your entire lower body.

>>44659404
>Do you go to paraplegic people preaching how not walking is unhealthy?
If doing so increased the chance of them walking, then I would do so. Depends on cause of paraplegia and if it can be rehab'd.

>>44659420
I don't know if I have a loving core or not.

On the one hand, I like dogs. Walking dogs, petting dogs, playing with dogs.
And I tend to be polite and helpful unless I have a reason not to be (if only because I'm more likely to get stuff in return)
But I am a maximum trolling chucklefuck offensive shitposting memelord. And I enjoy the hell out of it.

I imagine my core is neither hateful, nor kind, but prankster.

>>44659418
>How do I tell if a word, which I believe is normal, is actually unusual?
By not being a completely socially inept autist

>>44659418
First off, is English your native language?

>Entirely possible. How do I check my sentence structure and cadence?
Record yourself a sentence your recently said that others have had trouble understanding on vocaroo or something like it; speak as you would normally.

>Possibly. How do I tell if a word, which I believe is normal, is actually unusual?
Find synonyms for it that convey the same idea, and see which one is more common on google or whatever. I think there's a way to search for the number of times a word/phrase has been used in books.

For instance, calling someone pusillanimous would get you weird looks while calling someone a coward would get the point across despite both meaning the same concept.

>>44659376
>girl herself admitted that her schizo-friend was "dead"
I think you misinterpreted something there.
>It forced her to come to terms with her schizo-friend's "death", hopefully attracting the attention of professionals.
This did not happen.
Just because you do something to an avatar of a thought process in a game it doesn't mean you actually "killed it" what the flying fuck.

>Your own?
Yes.

>>44659402
You're a fucking moron. Seek help from people who are not psycho morons.
Either that or try to be less edgy.

>>44659415
No that's actually implying that you have to make OTHERS suffer for them to git gud,

>>44659436
>If doing so increased the chance of them walking, then I would do so.

Not the person you replied to, but the fact that you think that this is the case with mental illness any more than with a paraplegic means that you really have absolutely no idea how the human mind works.

Talk to a shrink, or any psych student, or at least open fucking wikipedia and read up on the models of psychological disorders and their cures. Please.

>>44659476
>Record yourself a sentence
saying a sentence*

She made a character that regularly killed other PCs, and NPCs by the droves. An outright evil character, the problem was she was pretty clever about how she did it, a lot of it kept in secret, and otherwise usually in a way that could be justified. All possible because she found a way to exploit a rule that I think, the DM didn't properly understand.

>>44659469
Thank you. That helped me a lot, smartass.
I do have the autism.
Socially adept tho. I'm not one of those s-s-stuttering shy faggots. I'm comfortable talking to pretty much anyone on most topics.

>>44659476
>Record yourself a sentence your recently said that others have had trouble understanding on vocaroo or something like it; speak as you would normally.
k. When it pops up again, I'll do that.
Kind of cringe to save .wavs of myself talking but whatever. Might help

>Find synonyms for it that convey the same idea, and see which one is more common on google or whatever.
My list of synonyms must be corrupt, because the first thing I try when I'm misunderstood is to rephrase what I said using different words. People still don't understand it, and usually accuse me of trolling or something.

>>44654984
>"Some say he fucked a dragon..."

>>44659503
>Just because you do something to an avatar of a thought process in a game it doesn't mean you actually "killed it" what the flying fuck.
What in the actual fuck are you on about.

>Yes.
Oh.

>No that's actually implying that you have to make OTHERS suffer for them to git gud,
Not everyone has enough willpower to put themselves through the crucible; some just need to be pushed in.

>>44659503
Wow good argument fagtron you sure convinced me with that hot ad hominem

Homosexuality can be cured with shock therapy. Anxiety can be cured with exposure and cognitive therapy. The mind can be rehabilitated, same as the body.

Your education was flawed. You were taught your views by one of the "We should accept people for who they are and treat them as a normal part of life" crowd. Society, as a whole, attempting to oppose and counteract mental illness is the best way to motivate it's sufferers to recover. Or have you not noticed how people are more openly gay now that homosexuality is accepted as a non-pathology?

>>44659468
>I don't know if I have a loving core or not.
I never said you need one, I said she needs to think you do
Just consider if having a girl to spend your time on is more important to you than being an unfunny cunt
If you're funny then it's not an issue

>>44659476
Oh, and yes. I am an English-speaking native.

>>44659591
I'm goddamn hilarious. I'm not really interested in the whole sex or relationship thing tho. Tried it once, it was kind of boring.

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>>44656057
>mfw I got friends in the system in muncie
Drain wine for my bretheren

>>44659543
>I'm not being an asshole, I'm just performing ad-hoc aversion therapy for people I think need it
It's fine that you're an asshole/apologist for assholes, anon, but trying to play it off as altruism is really pathetic.

>>44655930

I totally have a rape fetish though...?

>>44659543
Exactly. If another person doesn't have the willpower to improve on their own, you are doing a good action by forcing them to do so. Many people need that reassurance and outside help.

Or you could be selfish and just let them stay shit.
Probably for the best. People only ever end up complaining at you about it. Altruism doesn't really get you anything but stress, imo.

>>44659528
>Kind of cringe to save .wavs
You don't need to save the .wav. You can just copy the link.

>>44658982
>tulpa
ISHIGGYDIGGYMCPIGGY

>>44659632
>implying some people don't really need it.
If that makes me an asshole, so be it.

>>44659632
Assholishness IS Altruistic. It doesn't give the asshole any benefit and does give benefit to the recipient of the assholish behaviour.

Why do you think we're arguing with you on the internet right now, because we enjoy watching you be wrong? No, it's because we're trying to change you for the better. I see that it is not working though.

>>44659213
I got the military grade duct tape right here

>>44659528
>I do have the autism.
Yes you do.
>Socially adept tho.
No you're not.
Not minding talking to people doesn't make you a great socializer who can easily empathize with others, in fact, coupled with your autism it probably makes you Lind of an annoying cunt

In all honesty, I don't mean to be a dick, but the most annoying autismos often think they are great at talking, when they most definitely are not

>>44659676
>It doesn't give the asshole any benefit
I'm not going to lie, it does give me a small amount of the warm fuzzies.
But then again, doing good feels good.

>>44659641
L O N D O N

Wait, are you a girl with a vagina or a "girl" with a penis?

>>44655583
Filters and catalog.

>>44659692
Well then I'm kind of an annoying cunt and I guess I can't change that.
Problem solved.

>>44659503
self-diagnosed?

>>44659719
>Well then I'm kind of an annoying cunt and I guess I can't change that.
Nah son, you just have to work at it. If what you're doing / how you're talking isn't working, stop doing it.

>>44659610
>I'm goddamn hilarious.
It doesn't count if only you think so, you know?
People generally need to be able to understand you to laugh at your jokes

>>44659543
>the actual fuck
Well let's put it this way.
If i kill your character in a roleplaying game. Does that mean you have forever lost the ability to think with that characters mind? You can't ever again adapt his point of view and thus can never roleplay as him again.

No, that does not happen.
Same here.

>some just need to be pushed in.
And you have the right to decide that because you are the most sane, most normal person and elected uplifter of the lazy degenerates yes?

>Homosexuality can be cured with shock therapy.
Thinking that homosexuality can be cured can also be cured with shock therapy.
>Anxiety can be cured with exposure and cognitive therapy
Key part being the "and cognitive therapy".
If you just force someone with anxiety to be exposed to the source of that anxiety chances are the anxiety is going to be even stronger, because the perception of the situation is altered.
source: I have been in years of therapy for that.

>Or have you not noticed how people are more openly gay now that homosexuality is accepted as a non-pathology
What a fucking twist. If something is deemed socially acceptable people won't try to hide it and are more comfortable exploring it.

Shouldn't you be shitposting on /pol/?

>>44659649
>altruism
>forcing people to do something against their will without being knowledgable about the subject
i had a sensible chuckle

>>44659721
No, official diagnosis, Aspergers, by some Psychiatrists at Shellharbour Hospital.

Damned if I know how they came to that conclusion since I match so few of the symptoms, but given how often good ol' 4chan accuses me of being a sperg, it's probably accurate.

>>44659223
>>44658378
It's also traditionally a Samurai thing to do, and both western and eastern ideals have sorta fused in the modern mindset when it comes to honor and knightliness.

>>44659719
>Problem solved.
/tg/
We help people

>>44659731
But I'm trying that right now. I got "you are asperg, you are shit" as the response.
Which I suppose might be true, but what am I meant to do differently?

>>44659737
At least I have no problem with THAT. I get tons of the ol' laugh out loudos. Might just be shotgun principle though since I tend to say more than other people.

>>44659740
>If i kill your character in a roleplaying game. Does that mean you have forever lost the ability to think with that characters mind? You can't ever again adapt his point of view and thus can never roleplay as him again.
Of course not, because they never existed in the first place! The can't be gone because they are not a unique entity.

>Same here.
Except, from what the crazy bitch's roommate said, she truly does believe that her imaginary friend is dead. We're not talking about a normal person here.

>And you have the right to decide that because you are the most sane, most normal person and elected uplifter of the lazy degenerates yes?
>"Nobody is perfect so everyone is equal so no one can tell anyone what to do"
Gas yourself.

>Shouldn't you be shitposting on /pol/?
Not him, m8

>i had a sensible chuckle
Says the self avowed loon.

>>44659748
>Aspergers
explains a lot

>>44659782
>Which I suppose might be true, but what am I meant to do differently?
Everything; experiment; see what works and what doesn't. Make a list of shit not to do. You're gonna make it, bruh.

>girlfriend at the time decides to play D&D with us
>makes a character and a backstory
>her character is a druid who was cursed when she was younger
>the curse replaced her legs with a barely functioning snake body
>is a crippled lamia
>has to move around on crutches
>slows party down
>can't cast spells that require hand movements are she will fall over(she literally said this)
>anything requiring athletics like going up a ladder or across a river was a team effort

she died when we got separated and an enemy stole her crutches mid combat and an anti magic field prevented shape changing. Pretty sure the DM just wanted that character dead.

>>44659748
>No, official diagnosis, Aspergers
Not the other guy, but it sounds like you're just an overly sensitive pussy to me

>>44659740
>Thinking that homosexuality can be cured can also be cured with shock therapy.
You are correct.

>If you just force someone with anxiety to be exposed to the source of that anxiety chances are the anxiety is going to be even stronger, because the perception of the situation is altered.
There are many variables but genuinely if you expose them to the anxiety source and remove the source BEFORE they reach panic point, it trains them to endure it.

>What a fucking twist. If something is deemed socially acceptable people won't try to hide it and are more comfortable exploring it.
And the way you act influences the way you think. Practice acting like a {thing} and, over time, you learn to think like the {thing}.

>Shouldn't you be shitposting on /pol/?
Tabbed browsing is good.
I have informed people that Trump is shit at least 10 times today.

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>>44659183
>takes girlfriend over best friend
Your pic is accurate, "Well shit". That's a damn shame, hope he's regretting that decision.

>>44659782
Internet laughter doesn't matter, it also doesn't count if they laugh at you instead of with you

>>44659849
You're incorrect. My sensitivity to hurt feelz is lower than average.

Rolled 14 (1d22)

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>>44659852
>I have informed people that Trump is shit at least 10 times today.
You fucking what, mate?
Let me guess, you're a Randlet?

>>44659830
Oh is this sort of like how I constantly get banned from twitch chats and nothing I've ever tried (aside from not writing messages at all) has ever changed it?

My experiments don't seem to be working. Do you have any ideas on other things I can try? Maybe there are some things that I simply haven't thought of trying.

>>44659867
I get more IRL laughter than internet. Apparently blunt honesty is more amusing to IRLers than internet people.

>>44659870
Guess you're a hypocritical pussy then

>>44659881
Rand sucks.
Trump sucks.
Hillary sucks.
Bernie sucks.
Obama sucks.

Give me someone who'll end the fed, repeal the 14th Amendment, make RPGs and mounted machine guns civilian-legal, and take steps to reduce the amount of jews and niggers.

>>44659898
>Do you have any ideas on other things I can try? Maybe there are some things that I simply haven't thought of trying.
To be honest mate, without examples of your actual speech that causes problems, I can't say.

From this thread you just seem stiff and very emotionless.

>>44659804
>from what the crazy bitch's roommate said, she truly does believe that her imaginary friend is dead
What did she say that makes you think this?

>"Nobody is perfect so everyone is equal so no one can tell anyone what to do"
I did not say that, but we live in an individualist society and if someone wants to force their personal will upon others they can fuck right off.

>Gas yourself
gr8b8m8ir8it8/8

>>44659852
>You are correct.
Having fear can also be cured by lobotomy of a certain part of the brain.
Having a personality and thoughts in general can also be cured with a swift guillotine-ing.

Just because we can change things with brute force doesn't mean we should.

> it trains them to endure it
That's not the same as overcoming it, and is thus an inferior solution.

>And the way you act influences the way you think. Practice acting like a {thing} and, over time, you learn to think like the {thing}.
So what's your point?
None of this is relevant to any of the 'society should do XY' things you said.

Also Trump is a psycho. But since he's not going to do most of what bullshit he says he's at least better than the economy-education challenged opponents.

>>44659881
That is literally the best picture i have seen this year.

>>44659932
Trump seems like the most likely Candidate for you then

>>44659898
Get professional help and don't listen to shitheads on an anonymous image board.

>>44659928
That would require being hypocritical and being a pussy, of which I am neither.
Have a nice day, though! :) Enjoy the (You)s

>>44659935
>From this thread you just seem stiff and very emotionless.
That is correct. But it is not a detriment to communicating ideas.

>>44658190
Every day for a couple years, a denim jacket. It made me feel cool.

>>44659944
>Just because we can change things with brute force doesn't mean we should.
Nonsense. Brute force is reliable, measurable, and easily understood. I trust brute force.

>>44659932
>Give me someone who'll end the fed
This is a horrible idea, anon.

>repeal the 14th Amendment
I agree that we should have sent the negroes back to Africa, but it's too late now

>make RPGs and mounted machine guns civilian-legal
Why? You don't need that shit to defend yourself from criminals, and I'm sure you can still have fun with them at ranges.
>muh rebellion
Neither I nor any government in existence would willfully allow possible rebels to arm themselves with heavy, indiscriminate weapons.

>and take steps to reduce the amount of jews and niggers.
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

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>>44659945
>he fell for a meme!

>>44659973
>This is a horrible idea, anon.
not the guy you replied to, but the fed has almost literally been the source of any fucked up economic policies and the reason the government can't work as an independent legislative body.

>Neither I nor any government in existence would willfully allow possible rebels to arm themselves with heavy, indiscriminate weapons.
But anon the 3 kiloton thermonuclear warhead in my backyard is just for hunting particularly big game.

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>>44659944
>What did she say that makes you think this?
"Turns out Willow was more than just a DMPC, Willow was this girls imaginary friend, like schizophrenic imaginary friend. And I had killed her."

>Individualist society
>implying (near)absolute individualism isn't cancer
No man is an island.

>That is literally the best picture i have seen this year.
Why thank you.

>>44659945
>implying
M A G A

>>44659955
>That is correct. But it is not a detriment to communicating ideas.
Only in an academic/scientific context; emotions, tone, and inclination are all very important in a normal social context.

>>44659955
You're definitely a pussy, pussy

>But it is not a detriment to communicating ideas.
Yes it is you fucktard, humans aren't robots, according to your own admission you have problems with relaying your ideas to others so you should be the last one to Judge what is and isn't helpful

>>44659971
>Nonsense. Brute force is reliable, measurable, and easily understood. I trust brute force.
I think this is true, if it worked it worked.

>>44660021
>not the guy you replied to, but the fed has almost literally been the source of any fucked up economic policies and the reason the government can't work as an independent legislative body.
That's just a matter of making sure the Fed does its job right with proper oversight, and not getting rid of it entirely.

I don't want a repeat of the Articles of Confederation, and Jackson was an idiotic hick.

>>44659183
Repeating that over and over? That's either a fucking coded plea for help, or a 'this is the excuse I must say, please understand this is practically at gunpoint.'

>>44659952
But I have literally 0 problems talking to professional help.

It's the internet shitters that I cannot communicate clearly to/with.

>>44659973
Nationalizing the banks and taking control of our currency would be a great economic boon, since we wouldn't be sandwiched between forced debt inflation and a 6% tithe on taxes to the bankers.

Neither RPGs nor Machineguns are heavy, indiscriminate weapons.
Biological weapons (plagues) are indiscriminate weapons, and I would ban them from civilian use.
Nuclear weapons, Landmines and Firebombing are semi-discriminate, and I would suggest restricting them to only well-organised county militias.
But the RPG and the Machinegun are direct. They fuck what you point them at. (And the RPG also fucks what's in the opposite direction and close to you)

>>44660026
>Only in an academic/scientific context; emotions, tone, and inclination are all very important in a normal social context.
Huh. Well that explains a lot. Such as why I have had near-0 trouble in an academic/scientific context but I fuck up with the normies.
I'll try talking with feelz.
Thanks sempai.

>>44660026
>And I had killed her.
In game.
The representation of Willow in that game.

>No man is an island.
That still does not give any not elected individual the right to dictate to others what they should do.

>>44660053
>That's just a matter of making sure the Fed does its job right with proper oversight, and not getting rid of it entirely.
At this point it's like trying to salvage a soup after you accidentally dropped dirt into it.
You may be able to get out the biggest chunks, but the soup will still taste awful and will also give you digestion problems.

It's not just the fed either, the entire economic and political system is in severe need of an overhaul.
And it's not like it's some impossible task, the bodies of the EU are constantly gaining or losing significance, so it wouldn't be too difficult to just slowly phase out the senate and have more tightly controlled congressmen.

>>44659973
>literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
Oy vey, you're playing a particularly two-faced game today, schlomo.

>>44660065
>Nationalizing the banks and taking control of our currency would be a great economic boon, since we wouldn't be sandwiched between forced debt inflation and a 6% tithe on taxes to the bankers.
That wouldn't be "ending the Fed", that's just be assuming direct control.

>Neither RPGs nor Machineguns are heavy, indiscriminate weapons.
RPGs are explosives, thus making them indiscriminate.
Machineguns are classified as destructive devices I believe, since they do a lot of collateral damage.

>and I would suggest restricting them to only well-organised county militias.

>what are the national/state guard
>letting anyone below the top brass have access to nukes of any kind.

>But the RPG and the Machinegun are direct. They fuck what you point them at.
The RPG also fucks everything around what you pointed at, same with the machine gun.

>>44660106
>That still does not give any not elected individual the right to dictate to others what they should do.
What right does an elected individual have either? The have authority through the consent of the majority who have implied to use force to ensure the elected's authority.

>At this point it's like trying to salvage a soup after you accidentally dropped dirt into it.
You may be able to get out the biggest chunks, but the soup will still taste awful and will also give you digestion problems.
But if you throw out the soup to make a new one, the anti-soup autists will finally get a foothold and do their damndest to let every state have its own currency.

>>44660084
I have a similar problem, when I talk some people say I am scary or that I try to be scary, but that is only at with new people. When I am with friends they say I show little emotion, even when I try to be kind and friendly.

>>44660112
>That wouldn't be "ending the Fed", that's just be assuming direct control.
Well no, that'd just be assuming direct control of the things that are the governments responsibilities in any other place and random banks' responsibilities in merica.

>>44660106
Not either of these guys, but:

>The representation of Willow in that game.
Which was apparently the real her in her mind

>but the soup will still taste awful and will also give you digestion problems.
Both is wrong, you have no idea about cooking, some dirt doesn't hurt and doesn't ruin the taste of a pot of soup either

Have you never been hunting or camping?

>>44660106
>>No man is an island.
>That still does not give any not elected individual the right to dictate to others what they should do.

Oh shit it's ETHICS!
Hi Hamilton!

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>>44660108
Oy vey!

>>44660154
>some dirt doesn't hurt and doesn't ruin the taste of a pot of soup either
This; just fish it out and add some more seasoning. This isn't the Ritz; it doesn't need to perfect, only good.

Go
Back
To /pol/

>>44660153
Only Iran, Hungary and North Korea have state-owned central banks.

Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan used to have them. Guess what happened? :^)
Iceland also had them for a short time.

>>44660181
No.

>>44660182
Considering America's economic success, perhaps we're doing something right with the Fed?

>>44660181
Come
With us
To /pol/
>>>/pol/60458111

>>44660062
This. He's dead. Your part failed to save your adventuring companion. Broken you are no match for the witches power, and she soon rules the town.

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>>44659583
>Homosexuality can be cured with shock therapy.

I'm not one of those "it's not a choice" fags but you really shouldn't advocate shock therapy on anything, especially not something as harmless as homosexuality (since no matter what your beliefs are, liking dick doesn't turn a person into a serial killer).

>>44660205
America's economic success is because everyone in the goddamn world is forced to trade Oil in the USD and thus the interest that the USD inherently carries means that the US takes a cut of all Oil trades.

>>44660144
>The have authority through the consent of the majority
This.
You are not elected by the majority and don't seem to care about general rules either both of which are normally necessary for someone to dictate peoples lives.

>and do their damndest to let every state have its own currency
Would splitting up the US be really that bad?
It doesn't mean you couldn't have economic cooperation.
but I really don't see how any sort of progress is supposed to be achieved in a country where one half thinks the other half is morons.

>>44660154
>Which was apparently the real her in her mind
That wasn't stated anywhere and quite frankly i doubt she would just let that happen.

>you have no idea about cooking
>some dirt doesn't hurt
and you have no idea about hygiene and infections of the digestive tract.

>>44660182
It doesn't have to be completely state owned, but i don't think there is a single other country with so little control over it as america.

>>44660205
>America's economic success
AHAHAHAHHAHhahHAhahHahAhAhahaahahh

>>44660214
Well yes, I agree that it's extreme.
But it does work, though!

(also, it's a choice to some people, and hardwired on others. Human sexuality is malleable, but the degree to which it is malleable depends on the person.)

>>44659955
stop being a faggot kid.
As someone who has a lot more experience dealing with people who have a real mental illness, and not just being a big old retard who can't take social ques, I think you're just being a giant pussy.

>>44660214
>homosexuality
>harmless
Have you ever heard of a thing called HIV, where it originated and how it commonly spreads?

>>44660241
>and do their damndest to let every state have its own currency
Hang on, doesn't the constitution explicitly state that the currency is under the jurisdiction of the Union?

>>44660241
>and you have no idea about hygiene and infections of the digestive tract.
No u
Literally, what you're saying is Fucking retarded, children eat dirt all the time, my brother used to lick stones and there are even old cooking recipes which incorporate dirt
For fuck's sake you have literal shit in your digestive system and you're worried about dirt?
How Fucking dumb are you?

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>>44660241
>Would splitting up the US be really that bad?
HOLY SHIT YES IT WOULD
The Articles of Confederation were a resounding failure, and I'm not too keen on trying them again.
>It doesn't mean you couldn't have economic cooperation.
Voluntary economic cooperation is fine and dandy when everyone is under and policed by the same, monopolistic force.
It doesn't work on the anarchistic stage of nations; at least, not very well.

>AHAHAHAHHAHhahHAhahHahAhAhahaahahh
>mfw America's GDP is very nearly the same as the entirety of the old world
>and we still have more land to use
Come at me.

Had a girl who pretended to be possessed by a ghost. like, not in the game. she actually pretended like she was really being possessed. Ruined the campaign because half the people stopped coming after that

>>44660264
HIV pandemic is only an argument against promiscuous sex, though. Monogamous homosexuality is mostly unaffeted. It's ALSO an argument against fucking niggers, given that they have insanely high rates of Herpes for some reason.

>>44660214
ECT is a very good treatment for some forms of major depression. It's not effective at changing sexual orientation and should only be used after other treatments have failed.

Hormonal therapy is more effective at changing sexual orientation, or at least muddying the waters. Transgender people undergoing hormonal therapy often experience changes in sexual orientation.

>>44655719
>rattley bone voice

Lol thanks for the laugh anon

>>44659878
Who the fuck owns a twenty-two sided die

>>44660264
It spreads via unprotected sex, among a few other things like blood transfusion. Straight couples can also have unprotected sex and spread HIV.

You wouldn't happen to be part of the Westboro Baptist Church, would you?

>>44660291
I always assumed Africa had such a high rate of STDs because they can't afford condoms.

>>44660291
>Monogamous homosexuality is mostly unaffeted
Unfortunately, the homosexual population as a whole is very promiscuous. Whether or not HIV transmission is intrinsic to homosexuality is besides the point; the point being that fags spread the bug a lot more than straight folk.

>>44660286
God bless /int/'s hilarious shitposters.

>>44660289
Did you fuck Possessed!Her?

>>44660301
>Transgender people undergoing hormonal therapy often experience changes in sexual orientation.
Interesting. Have source? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'd like to investigate the matter further.

>>44660289
That sounds irritating. How did she act when she was 'possessed' ?

>>44660270
Which is why i said having some states separate from the union...
>peacefully secede
... wouldn't be that bad.

>>44660273
>people used to eat dirt all the time
>people also fucking died in their childhood a lot

>>44660286
It doesn't have to be the same shit and it doesn't have to be a fucking war.

>It doesn't work on the anarchistic stage of nations; at least, not very well.
Yes because the EU is not the biggest economic success ever. Without being federal.

>Come at me.
You also have a crippling debt, and a serious problem with resource conservation.

>>44660316
Know your intent. If you want to discriminate against promiscuous homosexuals, feel free, but consider the monogamous ones innocent (if that is your sole motivation).

>>44660286
The only flag on the moon is the French one.

>>44654748
>It was a golem the whole time

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>>44660350
Kappa

>>44660286
Not him, my main issue with the federal government is trying to push shit that might work on one side of the country but not others, because some fuck from California decides to strip away our right to eat meat or some other liberal shit and they get it federally passed and suddenly everyone has to go vegetarian (strawman example on purpose but you know what I mean).

I definitely don't think we should split up currency, but right now the federal government has too much power compared to the states in my opinion.

>>44660338
Not because of dirt, my brother never had problems due to that either
You have no experience with children, do you? Having them eat dirt is quite common, it's certainly not the healthiest meal, but the body doesn't really give a fuck about small amounts, so as long as you don't try to live off it you're fine and we were talking about some dirt in the soup
To be honest I think you're just an autistic fuck with no real life experience

>>44660362
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Golem

>>44660324
She got all quiet and started mumbling shit like "get out" "its too late" and "he knows". Its pretty funny when I think about it now, but we were all pissed when it was happening.

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>>44660338
>Yes because the EU is not the biggest economic success ever. Without being federal.
kek

>You also have a crippling debt,
For every dollar we owe, someone else owes us 90 cents. Everyone has a fuckton of debt.
>and a serious problem with resource conservation.
The entire first world has a problem with resource conservation you idiot; America just has three times as much land to support.
Also, pic related; fucking try me yuropoor.

>>44660112
>machine guns do a lot of collateral damage
Only if you don't know how to shoot, and if you can't shoot then no gun is going to be very accurate. Fully automatic weapons are regulated because they are scary, not because they are more effective at causing collateral damage

>>44660318

>Interesting. Have source? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'd like to investigate the matter further.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4192544/

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>>44660340
>>44660350
>>44660362
>>44660367
>>44660379
>>44660380
What was this thread originally about?

>>44660398
Thanks bro

>>44660406
>love
>time
>reed

Last one turned out to be freedom, but why the hell would I want reed?

>>44660406
The Indian space program.

>>44660406
Time, honesty, youth
Dirt isn't unhealthy

>>44660379
>but right now the federal government has too much power compared to the states in my opinion.
But of course,the states by definition must subordinate to the federal government.

I agree with you, but this isn't a matter of intrinsic separation of power, it's a matter of good management and letting your underlings do what's best for their areas individually; something the federal government doesn't like to understand.

>>44660393
We're not talking about fully automatic guns in general, I was talking about proper machine guns. You know, the giant ass rapemachines that fill the air, the ground, and your ass with bullets seven ways?

>>44655467
>Some say he's actually 3 goblins in an overcoat. And that his feat list includes "erotic weapon proficiency."

>>44660406
love
beauty
experience
i mean i guess

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>>44660406
>youth
>experience
>pus

I think something went wrong here.

>>44660406
>Love
>Beauty
>Smugness
Sounds like anything Kenkou Cross makes

>>44660406
>time
>popularity
>friends
f-fuck
;_;

>>44659178
Maybe it's not everyone else who's crazy. Maybe it's you.

https://subterraneanpress.com/magazine/fall_2013/the_truth_of_fact_the_truth_of_feeling_by_ted_chiang

>>44660380
>my brother never had problems due to that either

literally anectodal evidence dude.
we have basic hygiene for a reason.

>You have no experience with children, do you?
This was a common parenting misconception. A fad of the 90s-00s.
Let children eat dirt, they need it to build their immune systems etc.
Never mind that it is scientifically absolutely inaccurate.

>>44660390
>kek
On an economic level?
It fucking is.

>Everyone has a fuckton of debt
Apart from your main competitors, china and the EU. They have significantly lower debt on the GDP dollar.

>The entire first world has a problem with resource conservation you idiot
Yes but like everything in america, your problem with resource conversation is bigger.

>>44660431
Take the waste
Out to spa~ace
Take the waste
Out to spa~ace

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>>44660474
>On an economic level?
>It fucking is.
kek

>china
Is a ticking time bomb ready to go belly up.

>EU
And that's only because they spend literally -nothing- on military or other important stuff, and spend all their tax money on perfecting the welfare state.

>Yes but like everything in america, your problem with resource conversation is bigger.
And our glory?

>>44660474
>This was a common parenting misconception
Nope, it's just Fucking normal and I wasn't talking about parents who let their kids eat dirt, I was talking about the billions who have done it in the last 100 years and still do it
I'm done with this conversation, you're just a smug cunt who has no idea about anything he talks about but seems to have the need to spout his stupid opinion about everything anyway
If you ever wondered why people think you're an unlikable piece of shit, it's because you're an unlikable piece of shit