Why are there no cute boys and girls with animal ears and

>>44652870

BECAUSE IT'S HERESY

>>44652870
There are

>>44652870
Because my players would probably turn the campaign into a giant magical realm. They're like dogs pouncing on everything remotely sexual stimulation they can get.

>>44652870

Because I'm not that pathetic.

>>44652870
why live...

>>44652870
Who said such thing?
There are

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Good question OP, but is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4

>>44652870
There are.
They're called cats.

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cute girls are a patriarchal construct

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no fantasy races here. instead we have the more or less equally ridiculous concept of a bunch paladin like mercs taking up headquarters in he Alamo.

>>44652870
There are, but they're not cute. They're fierce, and they eat humanoids.

>>44654798
>Not filling your setting with adorable animal ear murder vore lolis and shotas

Test

>>44652870

Because there's no such thing as a "cute" boy that isn't entirely and disgustingly magical realm. There are handsome men, and beautiful women, but "cutebois", "traps", and all other such bullshit are banned at my table, and should be banned everywhere.

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>>44655920
the term cute sorta changes in meaning when it comes to men. it becomes a combination of handsome and a "Dude looks like a lady" sorta situation.