Why are orc warriors always so fat? If they come from a civilization

bears don't farm
bears are fat.

>>44646809

Bears load on the carbs before hibernation, they're a lot skinnier in the spring and summer.

>>44646675
>Why are orc warriors always so fat?
wat

>>44646675
Image confirmed for cancer.

>>44646675
Food shortages don't mean skinny orcs, food shortages mean skinny HUMANS. Food shortages mean fewer orcs, not skinny ones.

>>44646839
Ludicrous refutation. "Skinnier" still means two foot by two foot by four foot and 500 pounds. That's not skinny.

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>>44646675
>doesn't even know about best orcs

>>44646675
Orcs usually aren't fat. The only orc that is consistently fat that I can think of is the Japanese rape orc and it's rather telling of how you spend your time that you consider them the mainstream orc. Perhaps you have delved into that particular niche for too long. Go outside.

>>44647012
Bears aren't skinny, but they aren't fat either. It's mostly huge amounts of muscle.

>>44646962
engage the cancer motherfucker

>>44647012
>two foot by two foot by four foot
That is pretty fucking tiny bear.

>>44646675
Because some mistake in translation meant a lot of early japanese vidya made Orcs into pigmen and pigs are fat.

Then said vidya got to the younger generations first so many people learned pigmen orc as the ''og'' and revert to that when creating something themselves.

>>44646675
Image speaks truth

>>44647128
Take it to /pol/ fuckface

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Actually are western orcs EVER fat?

>>44646990
>Implying orcs are cannibals

Ugh! I HATE seeing bigots like this on my dash, don't you know it's 2016?

>>44646962

Anon confirmed for Turk.

>>44647152
The elderly ones are sometimes

>>44647157
I think the implication was that Orcs just kill each other over food disputes when theres a food shortage. Sorta ''Im starving and you have food. I can kill you and take it and no long starve''

Nice tumblr impression though m80. GG no re

>>44647173
>like if it was not something to be proud of.

>>44646675
For a second I'd read the OP as "why are Orc women so fat" and I was going to launch into speculation that it was a sign of wealth and prestige in a "look how lazy I can afford to be" way for the women or a "look what I am successful enough to support" way for the men.

>>44647067
>>44647173
Please just take it to /pol/ and keep it there.
You are not very welcome here.

>>44647215
Well orc women are incredibly fat. In their asses and tits.

>>44647016
Oh shit, I have that CYOA book.
Weren't those goblins, though ?

>>44647215
And then I realized what the picture is actually depicting.

>>44647237
...I wasn't being political. I called the image cancer because it is fucking cancer.

>>44646675
Why did you have to use a /pol/ image for christ sake?

>>44647258
And of course we end up here.

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>>44647313
To get replies.

In all seriousness, if orcs are stronger than the average humanoid then they have to have an offsetting mental penalty or else you would think they'd be the superior and dominant species. If orcs are weaker than the average humanoid then you have to have an offsetting bonus to population to give them a numbers advantage. I have never seen a setting where orcs are actually smarter than other humanoids (with the exception of savant orc warlords).

I'd be interested if a GM could come up with a creative reason for why orcs aren't the dominant species in a setting where they are stronger than humans, more numerous, and equally intelligent.

still saging so I can do my part to fight the cancer

>>44647138

Why don't you take it back to reddit, migrant?

>>44647388
I'm sorry but it's well established fact that all orc women have fat asses and tits while all orc men are beefcakes. It's a scientific fact.

>>44647436
I feel like /tg/ never made it through puberty, and has to shove sex into everything.

>>44647207
>Proud of being Turk

REMOVE THIS KEBAB!

>>44646962
Feeling triggered, Ahmed? :^)

>>44647388
Honestly, Id rather /d/ cancer than /pol/ cancer. Less flaming.

>>44647420
You didn't ned the /pol/ image for that. I already replied like 3 times, I only asked because Im sick of threads getting shitted up by /pol/

As to your question, in general I set their average ''IQ'' lower and make them highly focused on personal glory. Thus they are powerful but fractitious and they rarely achieve much but destruction. Its cliche but after recreating ww1 with elves I got lazy in my worldbuilding.

>>44647431
Ive literally never been to reddit. I came here because I heard there was an image board dedicated to tabletop games through a friend of mine.

Nice try though

>>44646675
I always think of wild boars; boars and all other wild animals have to deal with food shortages. But they don't always, and some just carry around a lot of fat for when the tough times do come. It also reinforces that Orcs are gluttons; given a chance to feast, they will gorge themselves disgustingly and repeatedly to get to their 'ideal' 50% body fat.

>>44647466
Not my fault that you hate both science and fat asses.

>>44647313
Why do you have to bite? It's /pol/. They're disgusting but impotent.

>>44647529
Because I wwanted to discuss the question he posed. Im just sick of potentially interesting threads getting shitted up with /pol/, thats all.

>>44647237

Neither are you cucks.

>>44647313

I legitimately thought I posted the unedited version, I'm sorry.

>>44647565
You are one shitting up the thread by taking the bait you fucking retard.

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>>44647502

Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.

>>44646675
>warhammer orcs
>walking slabs of muscle
>carnivores (I.e. Mostly eat protein), when hunting is scarce, eat goblins and smaller, weaker orcs
>constantly fight each other to stay in shape, physical strength required for survival and only means of obtaining and maintaining political/social power
>LotR orcs
>mostly wiry and starved looking
>still resort to cannibalism, mostly rely on low cunning and backstabbery for survival and social authority

*actually* cool orcs aren't fat, only lame d&d or generic fantasy ones are because less thought went into their background

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All of these OIDF posts holy shit.

>>44647420
You could probably go the steppe nomad route and give them an ecological reason for not developing the same types of technology, or you could isolate them for much of history and deprive them of naturally occurring metals. You could also have them switch to agriculture long after humans. You could also go the Mass Effect route and copy the krogans, who have issues producing offspring. There are tons of ways to justify orc submission, just read a few books and play some videogames. Or study anthropology.

This is all assuming that gods didn't just plop orcs in to fuck shit up.

>>44647630
Fair enough. Still, interesting topic. My initial response >>44647070 applies on a meta level but taking it in game, I daresay its because only those that can fight for the food get to eat a lot so maybe its a status thing?

Like ''If I can fight well enough to get so much food I must be a fierce warrior''?

>>44647648
So one post asking ''why must you use an image that would attract shitheads'' compared with 3 productive responses is ''shitting up the thread''?

Leave it off. We both know this will just keep shitting up the thread if we keep going.

>>44647693
Im here for game ideas and advice man. Unless you're trying to imply pepe should be a diety in my setting then kindly fuck off.

If that is your implication, feel free to make the case.

>>44647733
DnD orcs aren't typically fat. Its more of an issue of LoZ teaching kids Orcs are pigmen

>>44647772

I was actually implying that what you're seeing is 4chan culture and it's rude not to integrate.

>>44647772
Jesus, you are already getting salty. Your first day here or something?

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>>44646675
>FICKI FICKI

My sides.

>>44647820
Its 4chan culture from another board though. Racially related stuff, excepting fantasy races, doesnt really have a place on /tg/, unless Ive misunderstood its purpose.

>>44647845
Nope. Im not getting salty and its not my first day here. If you're referring to my ''leave it off'' comment, its just a turn of phrase to say ''we both know this is going nowhere productive and will only worsen the situation both of us are pissed off by.

>>44647739
>top X hat
>laughing elf
>XIDF
Your entire post reminds me of a brighter time in /tg/

Keep it up anon

If we take the ''fat'' orcs as the ones under discussion for a moment, do they garner any combat benefit from such?

Does it add more force to their charges? Help them steady themselves to resist strong charges and attacks? Or is it simply a facet of them that they have to balance against martial skill?

Anyone got any theories?

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>>44647895

We're gonna make /tg/ memetic again.

>>44647820
>it's rude not to integrate
That's some racist bullshit and you know it.

>>44647891
>Racially related stuff
Muslims aren't a race, Anon.

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>>44646675
>mfw

Fuck you OP, you went and made me sad.

>>44647891
It's all the same people. In fact, fantasy settings are where modern racists get the idea that entire breeds of people are homogeneous and evil.

>>44647891
Being an insensitive asshole is a time honored tradition here.

>>44647891

Being honest about the world is what the culture of this entire site is about (with a disclaimer attached to trusting even ourselves). If, after the events in Cologne, you still shriek about any criticism of immigrants...you don't belong here, period. Tumblr, reddit, SA, and facebook are all devoted to pretending this shit doesn't happen, why not go there?

>>44648086
>>44648085
Fair point I suppose. Still, having people rant about trump and muslims and mexicans anf shit is annoying.

>>44648138
Im not shrieking about it. Im saying ''this image is politically related. It doesn't have anything to do with /tg/''

>>44648047
Fair point, I meant rather politically related stuff. I mixed up my terms.

>>44648038

Howso? Ever heard of a melting pot? What's the point of leaving your homeland only to make your new home just as shitty as the old one? And if your "culture" includes gangraping little girls, it has no place in the same country as mine.

>>44648192
I think he was being sarcastic bruh

>>44648177

Orcs being orcs is pure /tg/ culture.

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>>44648138
>Being honest about the world
I wonder how many people actually believe this. It's more about pushing agenda that's not popular or endorsed or is outright ostracized in mainstream, but it's definitely not about honesty. At least as far as /new/s and /pol/itics are concerned. I've seen far too much openly malicious dishonesty to believe in Anon's good intentions when delivering some "genuinely outrageous" news. Picture related.

>>44648239
Yeah, but openly calling real world nationalities or ethnicities orcs is not, even if it fits.

I can't recall a time or setting where orks are considered fat. I always thought they'd have a solid round core, maybe some gut. But real strong types usually have that barrel with shipyard rope for arms physique.

If it's in a setting where they drink allot of ale, or some equivellent, the carbs tend to go to the belly, thus beer belly. However, that isn't doughy if you excersize, it gets weirdly rock hard.

>>44647969
what wall was trump talking about again?

>>44648239
It literally references Angela Merkel in the image. The image is politically related and the statement its making is obvious.

Agree or disagree with the statement, I dont give a fuck, but its pretty obviously a /pol/ image. If it were un-edited, different story.

>>44648261
Generally, its about being subversive. I mean, /pol/ is properly titled ''Politically Incorrect'' for a reason. Expecting truthful and unbiased discussion somewhere like that is just stupid.

>>44648177
>Im not shrieking about it. Im saying ''this image is politically related. It doesn't have anything to do with /tg/''
It's a picture of orcs, anon. It's just as /tg/ related as it is /pol/, /news/ and /an/ related.

>>44648324
But it hurts my feelings and it doesn't belong here.

>>44648307
He wants to wall off the border between Mexico and the US because of immigrants and drugs and so on.

And hes convinced he can make Mexico pay for it last I checked.

>>44648324
Look at the image with its ''Angela Merkel invited us'' bull and tell me honestly you dont think that that image is trying to push a certain political viewpoint.

Im not saying its /pol/ exclusive. It is, however, an image more suited to a /pol/ ''how are arabs and orcs alike'' thread than this one.

>>44648366
>But it hurts my feelings
I know your joking, but if anyone in this thread feels this way then you don't belong on 4chan.

>>44648390

4chan has changed.

>>44648382
>And hes convinced he can make Mexico pay for it
i don't think that's gonna work at all.

>>44646675
>german flag dresses
>rapey P'Orcs
I see you /pol/

>>44648411
>4chan has changed.
Lol.

>>44648411
It hasn't.

Only shits like you who never go out of /tg/ think like that. If anything it's gone to shit.

>Inb4 muh rose-tinted glasses

Go to /int/ and see for yourself what the fuck is going on there.

>>44648411
Its switched ideologies anyway. I can still remember it being pretty left wing.

I dont think /tg/ was ever good at staying on topic though.

>>44648426
I gotta agree. Mexico isn't exactly known for tossing around big budgets, I dunno why theyd throw money at something like that.

>>44648450
You realise that in order for it to go to shit, it must have changed, right? Whether thats the slide into bullshit, the swivelling of ideologies or whatever, its a change of some sort.

>>44648382
>Look at the image with its ''Angela Merkel invited us'' bull
>Bull
>Referencing a current event is bull and pushing a political viewpoint.
I disagree.

>>44648478
>If anything

I was justifying why it went to shit IF it did.

>>44648454
>I can still remember it being pretty left wing.
It's never been leftwing or rightwing, it's just been rather perceptive when it comes to calling out bullshit, which isn't a trait exclusive to either side of the political spectrum.

4chan seems rightwing at the moment because the left has become a parody of itself.

>>44648454
4chan is just contrarian.
I remember lots of shitting on Bush, but that more in the sense that it made fun of dumb shit like "Mission Accomplished" and whatnot.

>>44648481
When I say ''bull' I mean the whole ''you have to be nice to us'' aspect. Shits gone down, I aint denying that. But posing it in that way is pretty much classic propaganda.

I mean shit, the rapes happened. Aint denying that. I aint even gonna deny that some of that shit was possibly shouted. But its current events at best, not /tg/. I mean, in what way does Angela Merkel play into a traditional game bar maybe as some fuckheads Magical Realm?

>>44646675
>that image
I kek'd

>>44647207
>CONSTANTINOPLE 2016

Prepare your anus for Russian cock, kebab

>>44647310
>>44647573
Just stop. You have embarrass yourself enough.

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>>44648411
Yeah, /pol/ killed the spirit of 4chan. It also attracted all the assholes that decided that they were too cool for reddit.

>>44648834
>/pol/ killed the spirit of 4chan.

People still shitpost anonymously about anime, I don't see where the spirit's been gone.

>>44648863
The man has a point

>>44648863
4chan didn't take any serious political stance and was generally libertarian or anarchistic up until the stormfags moved in and forced their memes all over the place. Whenever activism did show up on 4chan it was kicked out because it started shit that most user didn't want to be a part of.

Forcing a political angle on 4chan makes you a political shill and a burden on the community.

>>44648261
>Posting a cuck image

Oh lawdy, we metabait now!

>>44648286

I like the cut of your jib, but the truth is /tg/ did far worse prior to becoming a serious board with no memes or shitposting.

>>44648319
>Politically incorrect means dishonest

What planet are you from?

>>44648319

Stop defending rapists shitlord.

>>44648319

It says Merekle, you must be a bigot for reading it as Merkel, what POSSIBLE connection between Germany and orcs raping girls could there be?

>>44649039
Come on now lad, you know thats not what I meant.

''Politically incorrect'' doesn't mean honest or dishonest. I means subversive, its a statement of counter-culture. How often have you known groups based around that to be 100% honest and unbiased?

Personally, Ive never seen it happen. But, to get back on topic, whats your opinion on the ''fat orc'' thing? I reckon its a status thing, demonstrating how wealthy or poweful the orc must be to be so well fed. You?

>>44649004
All of that was in the name of fun, though. All of 4chan was kind of a huge playhouse back then and there was no aggressive counterculture for memes.

>>44649105
It says ''Merkel''. Kindly get glasses, offer your opinion on the fucking topic and then fuck off.

>>44648972
>Until stormfags.
Come on it all started with chanology.

>>44647861
Oh man that feels like our group used that rallying cry once to often...
Seriously hands of the Absinthe kids.

>>44647173
/pol/'de gediyorsun

>>44649180
/pol/ wasn't a thing during that period. /pol/ was really made as a containment biard for the failed /news/ board.

>>44648426

It's through the money we save by not supporting their poorest and most criminal, supposedly, I think.

>>44647173
Just like the emprah

>>44649238
No, he has stated ''And Ill make Mexico pay for it!''

>>44648578

The Euromedia is literally saying "the natives are the problem, you'll be arrested if you criticize refugees." This is an actual thing that is happening right now you obtuse faggot.

>>44649237
You asserted that stormfags were the first to jizz their politics into 4chan but It started with Project Chanology.

>>44648454
the moment /pol/ started trying to build the 4th reich on 4chan by shitposting on boards most of it went left, especialy /b/. It's funny because there is a fuck load of right wingers there but they will spam bernie just to make /pol/ fuck off so they can go back to their very own shitposting

>>44649301
Im aware. So this makes it Current Events, correct? Not a traditional game? Hmmm?

Isn't there a board for current events anyway?

>>44649316
I know. /pol/ is just the political wave that changed the mood after chanology was kicked out. Chanology was just mostly /b/ vs Scientology that attracted morons that took it seriously.

>>44649266
Has he stated how he plans to get mexico to pay for it?

>>44649301
anon the media says a lot of things, im left and i listen to left media, most of it says that we need to take in the refugess but they have to accept our culture and way of life or it's back to hell for em. Dont belive everything you hear on the interwebz because 70% of it is shoops, now can we get back to fat orks and how wrong and shitty they are?

>>44646675
You answered your own question. They are witless barbarians who come from blighted lands in order to plunder the lands of civilisation. Orcs can't grow enough food on their own, but they quickly grow fat when presented with the abundance of civilisation.

>>44649390
I think hes just bullshitting a lot of the time so I doubt it. But assuming hes serious, he may have read too much of his own press and think he can convince Mexico to do so.

Or maybe hes gonna threaten to nuke em if they dont build it, I dont fucking know.

>>44647313
>the truth is /pol/

Fuck off, lefty/pol/.

>>44649436
Thats a nice perspective actually.

Itd also explain why they lose momentum so fast sometimes. They get fat as fuck and start to run out of energy and become less effective fighters.

>>44649462
Literally what Im saying is ''its political ergo it belongs on the political board''

Probably belongs moreso on int or news maybe but I dunno desu. I dont frequent such boards.

Either way, its considered Politically Incorrect. Now, I wonder which board is titled as such...

>>44649462
Both /pol/ are worst /pol/.

>>44649338
The guy literally just posted an image. That's it. Some random faggot decided to set his panties on fire because of the image instead of talking about the topic he presented.
The image someone posts has fuck all to do with their post otherwise I'd be doing dissertations on smug anime reaction images.
The fact that you think a goddamn image is derailing shows how absolutely diaspora you are.

>>44646675
Hello /int/

>>44649373
True can't get rid of them now else they shitpost in all the other boards.

>>44649405
>shoops
>interwebz
>left wing views

And people tell me I'm paranoid about the redditor infestation? Look at this guy.
He's about to post cat pictures and demotivaters at this rate.

>>44649582
I dont think diaspora means what you think it means bruh.

And my reaction is more to do with the like 50 other threads Ive seen start with a good topic but a /pol/ or /d/ image get derailed with /pol/ or /d/ shit. IM also trying to keep conversation on track, my original statement was because some people were already starting to argue bullshit.

>>44648578
>When I say ''bull' I mean the whole ''you have to be nice to us'' aspect.

And this is the danger of crying wolf.

You might be slow on the news, nigger, but that line of "Merkel invited us" is what the victims have LITERALLY reported as having been told by their attackers. One of the arrested perps had a cheatsheet with him for phrases in German, such as "big tits", I want to fuck you", and, oh, "I'll kill you". 18 of the 31 arrested people were "refugees". Only 4 were from Syria.

You're the one being /pol/, here. The image accurately reflects the current event it's poking fun at. And you know what? You wouldn't have such a kneejerk reaction if this poked fun at anything other than your ego-politics.

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>>44649648
No one said anything until that "image is cancer" post. Everyone was talking normally about the topic until that point.
There was literally no reason to point out the image. You talk about the topic.

You don't see this cute little nyaruko picture turning threads into a swarm of name calling

>>44649301
surprisingly even though the media is saying that literally no one has gotten arrested for criticizing the refugees. Wonder why?

>>44649405
>interwebz

Fuck off senpai

>>44649474
Of course it's a nice perspective. It's literally why Maori's are often so fat. They were a warrior culture that subsisted on fish and yams, and then the West rolled around with hamburgers and french fries.

It's also what happened to the Mongols. The Mongols were real life Fremen; dudes that were tough because they were from a tough environment. Mongol warriors were described as sometimes having coats made from the sewed-together skins of field mice. They were poor, they were hardy, and they were good.

But once they gained land and power, what made them good didn't exist anymore. There are many reasons the Mongol "empire" collapsed without leaving anything other than a whole bunch of rape-baby's, but this is definitely up there.

>>44649642
you.....you do know the origine of thouse words right? I mean, EVERYTHING on reddit comes from 4chan, /b/ still dose caturday ffs

>>44649625
I was kinda hoping that VIIIchan would keep the political activists it swallowed with Goobergate, but I guess they came back to use 4chwn as their shitpost forum.

>>44649669
No, I react this way to anything I think risks bringing in /pol/ dudes to derail the thread.

And I aint denying that. But the edit is related more to fucking do with /pol/ or /news/ than it does /tg/.

>>44649700
I wasn't the cancer guy. I came in later once people were already arguing bullshit. You're looking for a different anon

>>44649749
Fair point. So is this why there never seems to be successful Orc Empires? They eventually collapse because they become decadent and lose their capabilities?

>>44649530
It's not all that political. It's an image poking fun at current events. I don't see the thinly veiled Star Trek threads being shouted down as "not /tg/", for instance.

This sort of board policing will make the board poorer overall. This board's motto is basically "you don't even need the other boards anymore", and it's not a complaint. The only reason I can see for taking issue with that image, is because you don't agree with it, politically. In that case, tough shit, start a thread on /pol/ about it.

>>44649757
It doesn't matter, retard. Shit like that became a part of 'generic Internet culture' practically a full blown decade ago. It's the kind of shit you see on Facebook. It makes you seem like either an out of touch old man, or some teen trying to fit on a cool edgy website while posting outdated lingo he saw in his epic 4chan screen caps.
Fuck off.

>>44648834

It's more like old /b/ dispersed and a lot of it wound up on /pol/.

>>44649819
Because political topics on /tg/ are always the asshole topics all the time. They have never been good.

>>44649832
no u

>>44649530
It's literally a joke image tying together real life politics with fantasy politics.
Images like that have been posted on /tg/ since the board's creations.
You modern lefties are pathetic, Christ

>>44649142

It literally says Merekel you dumb, cowardly piece of libfag shit. Fuck off back to tumblr.

>>44649864
thats not true, if you manage to hold out the impresion of talking about integreting something into a system than most /pol/acks and other retards fuck off. That if whan you get a meaningfull converstation. Or you know, in the afternoon on a school day, like 99% of shitposter are not even done with highschool so it's calm

>>44649195

If I was Turkish I'd be as salty as you too.

>>44649896
chill out hitler, your /pol/ is showing when you get butthurt

>>44649807
The only people crying about the edit are the people invoking /pol/ in the first place.

I'm ALSO the last guy you're responding to, and the original post about invaders growing fat from civilised lands was a thinly veiled jibe at the overall situation as well. It's also historical fact, and therefore relevant.

And to answer that question, those "empires" usually aren't actual empires, from what I know. Robber "empires" tend to be extremely shortlived. Another example would be the pirates that plagued the late Roman Republic, or the age of piracy we all know and love. Tribal raiders don't translate to empires very well.

As for the image, I think it's a classic example of people kicking up shit. Kind of like how the Islamic world didn't give two shits about the Muhammed cartoons until a radical imam spent two years convincing them that they should. I firmly believe the people complaining and saying it doesn't belong here are at fault. If the situation were the reverse, and people would hijack the discussion to be about politics, THEY would be at fault. But the image itself is an overlap; a /tg/ jokes about current issues. Politically incorrect, but wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg.

>>44649108

It literally means being honest at the expense of political feelies. Being condescending won't lend your argument more weight, newfag.

>>44649819
To be entirely honest? I don't mind political topics. I enjoy them, helps me with worldbuilding (though I have gotten banned for it for some fucking reason)

My issue is that this sorta thing tends to attract people who derail to talk about the sorta shit that the image is on about. That doesn't particularly help the thread quality, in my opinion, and its getting to be a big frustration of mine.

Maybe I over-reacted because Ive seen threads get swarmed too many times before, I will concede that much. But all I asked was ''why use a /pol/ edit for this?''? I ain't the cancer guy, I dont give a shit.

>>44649868
Im not even a fucking lefty. And Im not arguing whether its a joke. All I did was ask ''why use a /pol/ edit?'' because Im sick of people seeing shit like that and jumping in to argue about fag this and fag that and arabs are everything wrong with the world.

I probably over-reacted though, Ill concede that. Now can we please try get this thread back on topic.

>>44649896
Fuck sake. Why not post on the fucking topic? Or are you too busy jerking yourself off ''schooling'' me?

>>44646675
I don't know, and I agree. Orcs should be more like LotR where they're short but are cunning and cruel.

>>44649125

That hasn't changed, the mean language just makes you uncomfortable.

>>44649927
No, talking politics with someone is one of the fastest ways to start disliking a person in an escapist community. When you do this with 20 people at once online you are gonna have them disagree with at least half the people and no one is gonna be diplomatic or civil on 4chan. Also, talking politics online is always terrible because verbal communication only makes up like 20% of communication between humans. So you just end up with people projecting their own feelings onto other peoples opinions and everyone acts like an autist.

Take it to /pol/ where it belongs.

>>44649975
Lad, we both know being politically correct doesn't inherently mean being dishonest. Sometimes it does, sure, but not always and not inherently.

Anyway, whats your opinion on the topic? Mongol-anon seems to have a good perspective on it, much better developed than my own was. You?

>>44649967
Fair point. Like Ive said a few times already, I probably over-reacted.

Whats your opinion on the ''short but cunning'' orc variant? I have a tendency to use the 2 types as differing variants, with one being cannonfodder and the other tending towards ambushes and such.

>>44649990
The image is funny. There's no other reason anyone needs. You overreacting, along with the other limp wrists, is what derailed the thread.
People don't need a you-approved reason to post an image.
However, you can give someone the common courtesy of trying to stay on topic.

You people are so fucking dumb.

>>44649327
>4chan went left

Oh this wishful thinking.

>>44650119
I have. Numerous times. Hell, I posted >>44647952 but it got utterly ignored.

>>44650077
No, people taking stances on (sometimes extreme) ideologies and expecting me to take a stance makes me uncomfortable.

>>44646675
>Orcs
Senpai those are Garmorneans.

>>44649327
>Anonymous image board has an identity

Go fuck yourself and fuck back wherever the fuck validated your retarded assumptions.

>>44649327
>but they will spam bernie
When has this ever happened?

>>44649405
>>>reddit

>>44650122
Fuck you.
And as someone said before, pirate and raider empires have success as their biggest weakness. They become soft and fat as they become successful, and then they die. Typically, fat orcs reflect this.

The way orcs usually are in my settings is that they're sort of like apex predators. They're small populations and travel in small groups. They're big and cunning, but the nature of their massive food requirements keep them from forming large populations in any given area.

>>44650085
maybe i worded it wrong, what i ment is you can talk about how a political idea could be implemented into the system while talking about it's plusu and minesus without starting a shit-flinging competition. Like three months ago we there was a rather good thred talking about communism and how it could work in a high tech society, some bloke wanted to change the f-state in shadowrun from anarchism because in his campaing the PC wont a political campaing for the commies

>>44647772
So salty for a newfag

>>44650199
like in every trump thred i have seen for the past half a year? Given i dont go too often to /b/ anymore but every time i saw a trump thred it was spamed to oblivion with bernie

>>44650104
>Like Ive said a few times already, I probably over-reacted.

Sorry bro, I missed that.

Orcs, I think, are at this point such a classic that all variants have been tried. Keeping with the Mongols, I actually really like Mongolian Orcs. A vast steppe civilisation of warriors, trekking over flat ground with massive numbers, pitching up camps that seem (and function like) cities. I think I'll add them to my next campaign, too, with the aim of having the party fight the chieftain in his massive palace on wheels, pulled by a thousands oxen. A thousands oxen who start ramping as the battle starts, with the entire palace gradually falling to pieces around them. I don't know if I can pull it off, but that's what I want.

I like a certain heterogenity among my Fantasy races, so there's room for multiple Orc variants, with a larger Orc "empire" unifying them. Seems fun enough, to have the party run into a few different Orcs, and then give them a unified group of the different variants.

>>44649717

I don't know about Germany, but it sure as fuck is happening here in the UK.

>>44650228
Well, those kinda topics are not a problem. Current events where lots of people are ill informed or have strong feelings about the event tends to make for terrible topics.

>>44650313
Tories are making laws to imprison people who are against the total of 20k refugees they have agreed to take over 5 years?

>>44649951
>>44649990

Nice samefag breh, sorry you couldn't read the image right the first time.

>I'm not a..

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks, and eats breadcrumbs, it is probably a duck.

>>44650166

Welcome to being an adult.

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>>44650285
Thats a pretty solid idea, I like it. Ambitious too. What system?

My orcs tend to draw a bit from wh40k. Like I have an orc ''nation'' in my setting thats basically an old ruined fort on the border of some wood elf lands thats just a stopping off point for orcs who want to fight the wood elves because it was a wood elf God that blinded Gruumsh. I basically based it off Armaggedon in concept and reskinned it.

Do you tend to operate a roughly equal tech level or have it fluctuate, out of curiousity? IM never sure how advanced I should make my orcs...

>>44650414
Different people man.

>>44650085
>Opinions I don't like belong on /pol/!

t. every newfag ever.

>>44650346
Not that guy, but wouldn't surprise me. Politicians love power. An American Anon explained that their system is shit, but that the two parties being so in fear of the other taking over totally keeps both in favour of political freedom. In European politics, mainstream left and right both represent the centre.

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>>44650414
keep beaing butthurt hitler

>>44646675

Holy shit, is that footage from Cologne?

>>44650440
I don't have a problem with it in the real world. I just think people who force the topic are assholes.

>>44650546
And its not a good idea online. We're all anonymous ffs, who knows who is saying what? If you wanted, you could argue with yourself in a thread Im sure.

>>44650575

Better than offline where you can be fired or ostracized for not pretending the refugees are helpless, innocent babies.

>>44650513

It's Shickelgruber, actually, but you probably can't spell that.

>>44650467
Pathfinder. It is definitely ambitious, and nothing more than a plan, at this point. But it hits the sweet spot of what I like about Mongolian Orcs. In practice, it would mean the battlefield breaking up in smaller pieces, with some hazardous terrain to represent the floor breaking up.

I tend to treat Orcs as raiders, that's why the Mongols are such a good example for them. The more powerful they are, the better their stuff. Orcs of this sort of powerlevel would have conquered a lot, and would have craftsmen and wizards working for them. Even if they don't control the magic users with power, they have plenty of plunder to offer as payment.

In context of a campaign, you could ramp it up. The orcs your players are used to are just the shitty tribes, and later the vanguard or the tribes driven before the main force. They could have progressively better gear, until the party learns that the warlord wields a legendary axe, according to some being the source of his power.

And because of their barbarian reputation, this description fits a lot of levels. I usually don't turn them into a civilisation, though. Just like I can't picture Elves working the land, I can't picture Orcs slaving away in a city.

Maybe orcs hibernate and need to get fat in the fall? Have you ever seen an orc in the winter?

>>44650680
I dunno who you hang out with that you'll get ostracized for that but sorry to hear it bro.

>>44650699
If I may, borrowing the ''Lair Action'' thing from 5e may be a good way to represent shit falling from the ceiling and shit.

And yeah. I guess that means the orcs that go fighting wood elves would probably have some pretty sweet bows and shit...

>>44650680
>Better than offline where you can be fired or ostracized for not pretending the refugees are helpless, innocent babies.

Some of them are. It's basically the same thing as saying that /v/ is one person.

>>44650844
/v/ is a bit on the hivemind side

>>44650680
>Better than offline where you can be fired or ostracized for not pretending the refugees are helpless, innocent babies.
There you go again, bringing up something unrelated to this board like it's an excuse for off-topic baiting. Fuck off with your agenda and find a board or forum where you're welcome to discuss it, if you can't do it IRL. /tg/ isn't the place. We're here to talk games, not provide a shitposting outlet for /pol/luters. So regardless of whether the image in the OP was intended that way, it's what the thread will turn into, and in that case result matters more than intention, with the bottom line being "don't fucking inject real life /pol/itics into the OP". Not that I believe anyone who says it wasn't the intention, because this is clearly a thinly veiled shitposting thread for one of the least creative and definitely the most cancerous board on 4chan: /pol/. I see this shit every fucking day.

>>44650877
Only as far as most of /v/ are kids and teenagers that are easily amused by memes and parroting opinions.

>>44646675
>be german
>know about this shit since monday
>keeps dragging my mood down the whole week
>drink more than usual
>constant news since MSM can't hide it anymore
>say to myself that I will take a break from it and avoid political boards over the weekend for the benefit of my own sanity
>and then OP was a faggot
You probably laughed when you posted it, I can't anymore.

>>44650313
No, it's not.

>>44647067
Alright
NONE of the people arrested for sexual assault in Koln were refugees. Most were legal immigrants, many had in fact been born in Germany or France. Several were white.

>>44651301
Take it to /pol/.

>>44650513
>adblocker
You are a monster.

>>44651301
>NONE of the people arrested for sexual assault in Koln were refugees.
18 out of 30 some arrested were.
>Most were legal immigrants, many had in fact been born in Germany or France. Several were white.
Source needed.

>>44650881

How was your New Year, Mehmet?

>>44651145

Why don't you go do something about it?

>>44651236

A student was jailed for tweeting a racist remark about a footballer over here, I wish I still had your naivete.

>>44651578
Maybe because he doesn't want to go to prison? Or he needs more drink until hes willing to maybe.

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>>44646675
>those German flag dresses

>>44651638

Right, I forgot that questioning or protesting the globalist agenda was verboten in Germany.

>>44651578
Basically what this guy >>44651638 said. I'm already checking the muslim population in my city, hiding spots and what weapons I could legally own. But that won't help much.

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>>44646675
>DEM GITS AR A DEGRACE TO DA ORKYS WORD
>LOOKS AT EM! ALL DAY MUCKENS BOUT WITH THEM PUNI HUMI GITS STEAD OF GETTIN' TO DA REAL FIGHTIN'.
>DEY AINT EVEN GREEN LIKE A RIGHT n PROPA ORKS.
>FOGGET DAT PUSSY NONSENSE AND GET BACK TO DA WAAAAGHHHH!!!!

Everytime I see hentai orcs, I can't help but feel there is something fundamentally wrong with them being concerned with sex instead of being asexual. t.

>>44651638
True patriots and revolutionaries are never afraid of going to prison fighting for what's right.

>>44651716
I wouldn't know. But honestly, what can you do about it bar physical assault on someone you think caused it?

Protest? All it would be is one dude shouting unless he can gather enough people. And if he does? Well, then the Anti-Islam crowd barge in, the refugees and the Anti-Anti-Islam guys show up and suddenly theres a riot.

>>44651796
I concur. Im irish and a large portion of my family are ex-IRA. I know what it means, what it takes, all that. But I can't speak for that dude.

A lot of people just want to live a quiet life, ya know? Its especially common in Germany Ive found.

>>44651145
>depressed about 120

I live IN Rotherham, mate, try dealing with 1400 instead. At least Cologne's police chief was sacked quickly.

Where are my images of ottermode orcs? /tg/ truly went to a gutter.

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>>44651769
It kind of makes me want to see a Bar Diasters style show with 40k Orks going around to propah-up orcs from other settings and hentais and stuff.

>Walk in on an attempted rape all no no no no YA GIT
>Pulls the woman up, slams a helmet on her, shoves a lasgun in her hand
>Backhands the pig orc, dumps a gallon of green paint on him, hands him a choppa while they point and yell to explain
>Camera shakes at the same second as the room lights up with lasers and the woman starts screaming as she Rambo fires
>Zoom into her crazed dead-eyed face lit by red light
>Freeze Frame
>PROPAH

>>44646675
They eat the slain.

>>44651769

Every time I see hentai orcs, I imagine big-tittied orc girls throwing themselves at my humie Paladin crying about how their men are neglecting them.

Thus the Half-Orc master race swells its numbers.

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>>44651896

Holy fucking God I didn't know how much I needed this in my life.

>>44651919

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON DA MENU, BOYZ!

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>>44651951
>all half-orc women are built like brick shithouses
>all half-orc men are hung like monsters

>>44647952
It's just a layer of fat over muscle. It's both stored energy as well as amother layer of defense as you have to cut through the fat as well. It makes for showy and bloody fights that turn the ladies on without risking actually causing significant injuries.

An Orc with just muscle is an Orc that ain't getting laid.

Think like Roman Gladiators or men from the 70s. All my Orcs are basically Greeks.

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>>44651892

But then, is it really still rape?

>>44651888
This hit me hard as well, senpai. I also care about you guys. But try to understand that german girls are a bit closer to me and this all happened in one night.

Of course your incident is definitely worse, but try to understand that because I know of this, I also know that it will happen in germany soon. NYE was just a beginning.

>>44646675
Fat pads are protective. They overeat because it makes them tougher.

>>44651740

If you can't get a gun, practice archery and the way of the sword, a machete cost like $20 here and is essentially a poor man's dao.

>>44651951
I like this as an alternative reason for the Half-Orc population being so sizeable.

>>44652033

I know bro, and believe me, my prayers are with you. Good luck and godspeed.

>>44651896
Wait, so they make the girl into the Ork?

>>44652042

Yeah, but being fat isn't much good for running down one of those quick little elf sluts is it?

>>44652058
>practice archery
Already have a weak bow, but need to find some more time to practice it.

>a machete
Have this as well.

But overall good advice, just need something more concealed.

>>44652099
Thanks man, next time together.

>>44651848
>Im irish and a large portion of my family are ex-IRA. I know what it means, what it takes, all that.

Take it from someone who's family is still being thrown to the wolves. It's not fun to throw yourself on the enemy's sword without a chance of winning.

>>44652124
Why would an orc want to be with a little pansy when he could be with a (in his opinion) proper woman?

LIke the Mongols. A lot of them preferred mongolian women over conquered women because mongolian women were tougher and hardier and would bear better kids

>>44652010

Since when were Roman gladiators fat? The only fatty gladiators I can think of are Havel the Rock and Strong Belwas from ASOIAF.

>>44652183
Aye. Thats why you play clever. Not gonna go into detail but the ra has its ways and theres a lot of it still pretty active in small town Ireland.

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>>44652178

Next time together.

>>44652108
Well no, they were trying to make it propah by slapping some gear on her to brawl with the fatass orc, but since she took initiative and got all shooty, she gets a passing A+ grade as an example for the show.

She wuz actin' roight propah

>>44649390
Yes, he has. Trade tarriffs if they don't outright give america the money.

>>44651539
Just saying, lots of people from the ME including Syria are pretty fair skinned. "White" isn't the same kind of descriptive term you think it is in the old world.

>>44652191

You've got to romance an orc woman. Sometimes you just want to fuck but don't have a pile of skulls around, you know? Generally, though, for the optimal sexual experience I recommend capturing a stable of elves quickly and fattening them up for a few months before you unsheathe your emerald sword.

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>>44652239

>>44652255
>double dubs

Checked.

I'm actually kind of shamefully excited about this, I like the idea of us actually using our power to benefit ourselves instead of babying the EU.

>>44652193
They were fat in reality? Have you ever seen the records of their diets, anon? Dudes at grains like it was going out of style.

They were like WWE with knives. Lots of shallow cuts that looked good but also let your very expensive gladiator keep fighting. They were like racehorse levels of expensive.

>>44652297
Romance? We have different ideas on orcs I feel.

But that could certainly be interesting in certain games I guess

>>44652351
God, imagine how fucking ugly and how much money rode on the underground to-the-death no holds barred gladiator matches you never got to see save by invite.

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I hope and pray that orcs destroy the Eurozone everyday OP.

>>44652391

Looking at how pussified modern boxing and MMA is, I almost wish we'd go back to those barbaric days.

>>44652220
Pretty hard to do when the system is stacked against you.

>>44652432
Anon. They still happen, in bad places. And no you don't, you don't want people murdering each other live on TV no matter how hard you get when you imagine stabbing people with your katana.

>>44652402

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? People are suffering because the agenda of Europe's political elite is being forcibly imposed on the people, and those elites live in neighborhoods where they will never see a single burqa except on the rare Muslim doctor, journalist, or other atypical highly-educated professional. They deserve to be fucked up, not us.

>>44652442
I suppose. But then again, round here the ''system'' is pretty loose at best.

Besides, if you play clever the system shouldnt be able to catch you.

>>44652432
Watch Pride.

All this butthurt over a joke image, Jesus Christ /tg/

Besides, orcs don't technically have to be overweight, most orc types I see nowadays are more muscular.

>>44652460
The glut of war videos that can be accessed in seconds is the only good thing about modern society. Also you are a pussy bitch.

>>44652402

...Is that an owl in her vagina?

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>>44652521
I thought it was always meant to be Strongfat, like actual strong people, or just, you know, pigs. Pig = Chunky.

>>44652537
Hahaha, soften up there Darth Edgelord. Pussy bitch? If you're trolling you gotta do better than sound like you're 12. Have fun jerking off to snuff videos.

>>44652442

He's saying that people are burning refugee shelters and not being caught, I think. I don't know, I'm not the Irishanon.

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>>44652563
I want big tits elf to end.

>>44652563
I have not seen that anywhere except for the Japanese hentais you evidently love to read

>>44652563
Why are elves so lewd?

>>44652521
>All this butthurt over a joke image, Jesus Christ /tg/

It and similar images should be posted daily until the reddit/tumblr/facebook/whereevernormiescomefrom plague has been scoured from the board. Not having a sense of humor is the absolute first and purest form of complete and utter cancer.

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>>44652588
nice meltdown

>>44652607
I have an idea

What if

both

>>44652604
No, Im saying the IRA managed to do a fair bit of damage to the British forces, to the point that certain areas were considered to be owned by them. If a bunch of eletricians with the odd imported gun can pull it off, I think most people should be able to produce similar results.

>>44652622
They aren't, they don't exist

>>44652645

You mean humanity?

There are no distinct groups.

>>44652645
I come here less and less and less, since it's ended up that the number of people who take all this shit DEADLY serious is starting to vastly drown out the people who have a grip on reality.

I mean, I know 4chan is in its years of tribal reclusion and red scare where everyone and everything is cancer and an outsider and tumblr and reddit and whatever site is popular tomorrow, but it's no longer fun.

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>>44651896
>Warboss host/successfull WAAAGH organizer who spends most of the show yelling at people
>Big Mek who is in charge of updating their technology and redesigning their buildings and clothes. He barely knows what he is doing and just likes seeing things blow up.
>Mad Doc in charge of updating their personal appearance and explaining propa orkish biology. Frequently uses the orcs they are visiting as guinea pigs. Is in charge of explaining why orcs having sex with humis wouldn't work.
>Weird boy as a spiritual leader who explains the nuances of the WAAGH. Is flat out insane and almost entirely incoherent requiring uncharacteristically eloquent subtitles
>Bunch of grots who serve as the camera crew and general chew toy.

Orks and reality TV. There must be more

>>44652604
I dont think we even have any refugees as yet. Our Polish border guards are keeping them out.

In all seriousness though, I doubt theyd want to come here or do well if they did. A lot of what seems to be happening elsewhere would be answered with a shotgun to the knees in a lot of Ireland. And the weathers shite too.

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>>44652607

I want orcs and humans to be allies. Orcs are strong, fierce, and their women have big ol' hips that feel nice to grab. Can't we just...sort of...push gnomes out and make them the new monster race? Gnomes never did anything good for anyone and you know it.

>>44652724
Nobody believes you're not american.

>>44652645
No, fuck off back to /pol/. I had enough of you shitting up the admittedly already shitty /tv/ and now you show up here too. Even /k/ hates your guts. Fuck you and fuck off.

>>44652220
Man, the modern IRA is nothing but a bunch of dumb thugs with no plan or purpose whatosever.

>>44652645

This. Please. Rule #1 of 4chan should be "bring your sense of humor and stop being an easily-offended cunt."

>>44652721
>Orks and reality TV. There must be more
any rogue traders care to share a story?

>>44652765

Someone's mad they're working at a supermarket!

>>44652694

Well, from your post I can tell that you're in a group called "faggots".

>>44652745
I dont give a shit frankly. Ive been to America, they all thought I couldnt be irish since Im not ginger.

>>44652768
Up north, yeah. Down south, they tend to be old lads just passing on wisdom and fucking up the people that need it. At least, thats what Ive mainly seen.

>>44652645
>regurgitating unfunny jokes about racial and cultural stereotypes is humour
Kill yourself, son.

>>44652772

Children weren't raised with thick enough skin.

We're triggering them with micro-aggressions.>>44652814 >>44652815

>>44652721

Every episode at least 3-5 grots die onscreen as part of the natural orkish filming process.

>>44652765
It's not even about /pol/
Racial slurs, loliposting and waifuposting are the best normie repellents in existence and they keep board quality up.

>>44652745

Fuck off back to tumblr.

>>44652191
They married Mongolian women, they took the rest as slaves.

>>44652846
Wait, what? When was I triggered?

This from the Irish lad ya linked to now mind.

>>44652814

You're in the group "jerks"

which is everybody.

Go outside, you'll find out.

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>>44652765
>>44652841
you sound pretty mad, anon, take a chill pill

>>44647420
They seem to be a species more prone to infighting, for one. Every time you hear about an orc army it is at the head of one orc, who had to conquer several tribes before he had any form of numerical advantage on his side. So as smart, maybe, stronger, yes, more numerous, maybe, but far more aggressive about power, and less likely to form too large a group save for rare specimens that are far more powerful than their kin.

>>44652903
You're not irish.

>>44652885
You're the one who is offended.

>>44652772
There isn't a single group as easily triggered as cancerous shitposters leaking over from /pol/. They may consider themselves thick-skinned or whatever, but they can't shut up about the chip on their shoulder and whenever someone calls them out on their bullshit it's nothing but "y-you're a filthy immigrant working for ISIL". The lack of self-awareness is astounding. Their lack of subtlety is in another league as well.

>>44652765
>have a sense of humor, Anon!
>FUCK OFF BACK TO /pol/!

You're literally worse than the biggest nazi on /pol/, at least they aren't trying to stop us from having fun.
By the way, does anyone have more orc rape images that aren't NSFW? I'm sure there's room to shop German flag colors into a few more of them.

>>44652841
Yes and I'm sure your epic puns are hilarious, reddit

>>44652974
How do you know what reddit's like unless you go there frequently?

You read blogs on what reddit's like?

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>>44652612
European fantasy (well, at least French) have had lots of pig-orcs too.

>>44652968
They are called Daesh now.

>>44652946
I am, actually. But then you wouldn't know, would you?

Whats your basis for saying as such, if I may ask?

>>44652924
>>kill yourself, son
>you sound pretty mad
What, can't you tell it was a joke? Can't handle the bantz? You must be cancer, you should be banned, I can't believe you're a functional human being etc. etc..
Hint: the joke is that it's not a joke just because it's called a joke.

>>44652970
>>>/aco/

p..please guys, d..don't post misogynist and racist things anymore
you'll make my girlfriend and her other boyfriends mad and they won't let m..me post here anymore

>>44652998
It's pretty easy to tell what redditors are like from what the balding, bearded nu-males at my college campus are like.

>>44646675
Dud the picture? Thats not fukcin funny.... 1 Girl even died from being raped by Syrian immigrants. Its a fukcin real and tragic!

>>44652974
Reddit as an insult don't work if they are actually from reddit.

>>44652974
My epic puns are indeed quite PUN! (See what I did there, "pun" sounds a bit like "fun" so I made a pun writing "pun" instead of "fun" when I described my puns).
>>44653010
Soon they'll be called "dads" in half of Europe's neighborhoods, yo.

>>44653032
Weak attempt at a joke.

Unless you aren't joking. Then I guess you are the joke.

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>>44652968
Why are you so mad, anon? They're just some guys on the internet who disagree with you.

>>44653163
I'm not mad. You're mad.

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>>44653203
I'm not the person you were talking to

>>44653232
You're obviously mad nonetheless.

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>>44653232
this is now кoт блинй )))) thread

I do seem to remember a time when /tg/ was immune to complaints of degeneracy or SJW's. It's still fairly reasonable in that regard, but I loved this board because racist/sexist/homophobic shitposts would become productive discussions.

>>44652968

So you're from /pol/, then? Because the entire kerfuffle in this thread came from someone being offended by the image, and now in its final generation by you being offended by being told that a sense of humor is important to survive on this website. I'm not seeing any /pol/lacks getting offended or throwing a tantrum here, just you and your people...and this happens every goddamned time. You whine and you whine and you hope that by whining until everyone is sick of it that nobody will dare to discuss issues outside the narrow frame of your narrative. Fuck that and fuck you, I don't care about your problems with /pol/, I don't care if /pol/ personally gassed your granny at Auschwitz, I care about you being a childish crybaby in this thread and having the gall to complain about other people on another board as if some tiny group of people who jerk off to SS uniforms and craft Trump memes was an omnipresent boogeyman. I'm not going to call you a Muslim, I'm not going to tell you to leave to tumblr or reddit, because I'm sure that all jokes aside you're a white nonreligious American liberal who mainly posts here. What I am going to tell you is to grow a pair, because damn you need to either find your balls or just go offline.

>>44652968

If you really believed that, why would you perceive >>44652772 as being directed at you?

>>44653085
>college

Ah. You're a child still.

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>>44652765

>>44653392
>>44653392
Maybe we're just tired of you faggots derailing EVERYTHING to push your agenda? "Oh hey, want to talk about Star Wars?"

>MUH NEGRO STORMTROOPER

Hey, I really think that art for the Montreal Owod Vampire book was silly

>SJW SCUM RUINING MUH HOBBIES

Look, I agree that identity politics can go a little too far. But would it kill you fuckers to just talk about your hobbies on boards that are for just that?

>>44653014

Dropping words that nobody from ireland would actually type.

Cor bugger i'm so british i shit the queen where're me crisps?

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>>44652881

This, this this this this this. If you get offended by seeing the things you see and read on this website, you belong on a different website.


Picture possibly unrelated, I've got like ten of this guy for /m/posting and can't be sure which is the right one.

>>44652912

Harsh words, Anon, harsh words. Thank you for showing mercy and not destroying me utterly by calling me a shitlord or a pissbaby manchild or a cissy or whatever the latest term you people use is.

>>44653495
I dunno if you've noticed but Ireland has a pretty wide variety of people and accents.

But yeah, Ive a weird way of talking alright. Getting off the bus yesterday, driver reckoned I was from Mallow when I grew up in Limerick myself.

Good old Stab City, as they like to call it.

>>44646675
Those are Orcs from the farthest East.

The Western ones are actually muscular and make up their lack of food by being resourceful and hardcore.

>>44653485
hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them

>>44653343
So basically, your complaint is that you don't like seeing complaints about off-topic complaints, given that the latter is all thinly veiled bait like this thread is about and fishing for? I go about it a less roundabout way, and address the thinly veiled cancerous off-topic bait complaints directly. To each his own, I guess.
>not seeing any /pol/acks getting offended or throwing a tantrum here
CTRL-f "reddit", "tumblr" and similar words and you might be able to locate a few of them, if you read real carefully.
>>44653392
Because I protest the presence of /pol/ cancer on this board, which is the sort of protest he was objecting to. It wasn't a very complex chain of replies to follow.

>>44653023

Pure sodium chloride.

>>44653106

You can say fucking here, this is a grown-up board.

>>44652856
>WARNIN'
>Dis program containses materialis that my not be suiti...suta...PROPA fa gitses.
>If you's a gits den GET OUT and lets da reals orks watch da picja box ya squeeling runt.
>Also no squigs was harmed in da makin of dis program. But many, many boyz, gits, pointy-earz, et humis were grumped. HAHAHA

>>44653125

Did your girlfriend's bull get offended and ask you to post that?

>>44653636
Honestly, whenever I see "subverted" buzzwords like "triggered", or talking about an SJW MENACE, that's usually a good indication that someone is throwing a tantrum.

>>44653636
hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them

>>44647420
They're saprovores and have a hard time dealing with sunlight.

>>44653338

That's the way we need to keep it. I, for one, already have a list of ideas obtained from this thread that will 100% make it into the next game I run. That's the nature of this board, the nature of /tg/.

>>44653582

You're somehow managing to come off as less irish with every post.

Probably the way you're dropping references that anyone could look up.

>>44653685
That would require a bull to be in the scenario. I mean, theres a few cows around where she lives but thats the closest to it.

What about you? I get the feeling you're pretty intimate with livestock yourself

>>44653747
Anybody could look up any of it/ What do ya want, my fucking family history?

Lets face facts here, any of us could claim to be anyone from anywhere and none of the rest of us could prove otherwise without a lot of effort that I doubt any of us are willing to go through. Take things on some bit of faith or dont bother, its your call, but its not like someone can prove where theyre fucking from without exosing themselves and their family to all sorts of bullshit.

>>44653545
Sorry, i'm not a kid, so i'm not hip with the lingo that you're familiar with.

>>44653820

How about just stop pretending to be irish? Nobody cares.

>>44653860
Especially not the English.

>>44653860
If I were pretending, I would've stopped. Why would I pretend to be Irish, of all fucking things? Nothing interesting is going on in Ireland for fuck sake, bar the fucking flooding and no one gives 2 shits about that until their house is about to go under.

>>44652607
>cucked by the Sorceress

>>44653897

because a lot of kids think it's hip to be europoor.

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>>44653914
At least this means Elf remains pure

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>>44652721
>>44652784
>Warboss host/successfull WAAAGH organizer who spends most of the show yelling at people

Not Gorkdan Ramsey

>>44654000
They do?

I could see German or French maybe but fucking Irish? Why in the fuck would be being Irish be hip? Whens the last time someone saw a bogger and thought ''theres a hip motherfucker now'' for christ sake

>>44654060
you tell me.

Humans don't need to be better than orcs. IRL 80% of humans live on the coast and the coast is to humans what mountains are to derfs and forests are to elves. All that is needed for orcs and oomies to exist in the same world semi comfily is for orcs to massively prefer a different kind of terrain. Swamps, underground, badlands, or whatever.

>>44646675
Because they keep getting welfare checks and food stamps from all the liberal kingdoms and shit.

>>44653485
>we
>you faggots

First you try to enlarge the argument. This protects the shitposter from any technical inaccuracies, because he's describing a group action instead of individual behavior now. It also paints his support as greater and his opponent as more threatening.

>agenda

Then you get into the buzzwords. Anyone can be accused of pushing an agenda, because it's so open-ended. If my agenda is to talk about Aztec Orcs who have vast numbers and an enlightened culture but habitually raid for women to be sacrificed to the bloodthirsty orc gods and/or bred because a domestic population of half-orcs that can be sacrificed saves orc lives, then I am pushing that agenda by talking about orcs at all because inevitably the subject will come up.

>Ridiculous examples

The final step is to push examples that are as nonsensical as possible, to make them confusing to argue against. I'm here more or less every day, and I've never seen a complaint against Finn based on his race. There have been complaints against him being a TOKEN black character, but that's a position a black nerd is more likely to take than a white nerd (and there can't possibly be minorities coming from /pol/, right?) I've also heard complaints about Finn on the basis of the script being changed to make him black, but this is a site full of nerds and nerds complaining about a change to the source material is the most common thing possible.

Your next example, now, that one I just love! Unironically, I do! You picked a really obscure piece of art (I'm guessing the whole bathroom rape thing) from an obscure WoD splat that people were unlikely to know or care about. Personally, I think that piece of art epitomizes WoD's silly edgy phase, and laugh about it, but given the SJW method I'm sure that they struck first and tried to insist that anyone playing oVamp was a misogynist shitlord, in which case SJW scum were literally ruining muh hobbies and deserved a slap.

>>44653485

If people with a strong interest in social justice were, however, to be making a concerted effort at influencing your hobby, and you believed that to be having an adverse effect on your hobby, would it not be completely reasonable to discuss on a board for that hobby?

/pol/ isn't the only source of people that hate SJWs, everyone who comes into contact with them hates them.

>>44653520

It's relevant to this discussion, who is he anyway?

>>44654161
And this concerted effort directed against traditional games is where to be seen?

>>44653636
>protest

And that's why people are calling you a faggot. Nobody cares. None of your drama belongs here.

>>44654090
In all seriousness, this is sort of what Saruman did and its not completely illogical for there to be weird magocracies that basically breeds up orc armies due to their crazy fast lifespans and ferocity.

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>be from /pol/
>see this thread

Ha, thanks guys.

>>44654214
You seriously think this amounts to internet drama?

>>44653749

Cucked by lesbians. Good lord, that's awful, I'm so sorry for you.

>>44654256
No, I meant the farm animals. She lives in farming territory. And you still never answered my question m80

>>44653914

Wait, what? I've never played this game, only fapped to it. Tell me everything. Lesbian NTR is actually my fetish.

>>44654161
I haven't noticed that problem with the stuff I like on /tg/. So the so called SJW menace is utterly irrelevant to me. From my point of view you just seem paranoid and you actively seek out things to bitch about. Just like a SJW.

>>44652563
New chapter or Orc-bro and Slut-elf when?

>This Thread
I just came here to gauge the waters.

I'm so proud of you faggots sticking up to our culture than letting these new wave redditors and tumblr newfag cancer shit up our old ways.