Derail the thread! Which primarch is Marc "mother fucking" Strong ?
If girlyman was so girly and a traitorous bastard.
Help me /tg/ .
>Travolta - too old
>Perlman - too old
>Crowe - too old
>Lundgren - too old
>Eckhart - too old
>Pitt - too old
>Kingsley - way too old, are you fucking crazy
>Watanabe - too old
>That last motherfucker who I can't remember the name of - too old
You're not casting the expendables 4.
How the hell can you ever take 40k seriously? Lion El'Jonson? I'm losing my shit here.
...isn't that a Transformer's name?
Man, this is why I don't play Warhammer 40K, all the names in it just make me think of Transformers and then all I'm doing is imagining that my soldiers are Transformers and then I'm left wondering why my units can't all transform.
This is not aided by the fact that the ideal voice for the God-Emperor is Peter Cullen.
That's the point.
40k is so ridiculously stupid that it's fun.
I mean, Ferrus Manus (Iron Hand in latin) has iron hands and leads the Iron Hands who replace their hands with iron.
Corvus Corax (Raven Raven) leads the Raven Guard an his final words to his chapter were, "Nevermore."
The Ultramarines are the color ultramarine, they are also the ultra marines in that they are the best well-rounded chapter.
Sanguinius was an angel who wore red whose name contains 'sanguine' or blood red. His chapter is called the Blood Angels and they are somewhat based on vampires.
But Mark Strong is already a True Son of Ultramar already, so why not make him Guilliman?
I'll let the Yiffs slide, Lemon Juice is a pretty original (if stupid) name.
Plus, minus all the recent vehicles, they are more viking than werewolf.
Now the Chaos Space wolves on the other hand...
>Corax should be lighter.
You can't get whiter than Orando Bloom
>This is not aided by the fact that the ideal voice for the God-Emperor is Peter Cullen.
To be fair, the ideal voice for everyone ever is Peter Cullen.
>anon what about your girlfri--