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whats a good way to implement a mechanically sound octopus/kraken/cthulhu encounter into a game, underwater and above?
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>>44638631
Kidnap your players

Bind them up and blindfold them

Put them in a tank with a bunch of octopi in it
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>>44638631
We had one guarding a grotto - ate half the party. The bastard has been my Moby Dick for 3.5 years now.
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>>44638631
>a game.

How about telling us WHAT game/system you're using you useless fuck so that people tempted to help you don't have to spend a lot of thought and effort on something that might be completely irrelevant.
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If you want infomation on mechanics you might want to specify which system/game/setting you're talking about because they're often mechanically distinct.

You're basically asking someone to draw a circle without giving them a pencil, or paper, or arms.
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>>44638631
At least in 3e you can have some success with a kracken attacking the shore.

Something with a bunch of separate attacks can get confusing underwater with the extra directions to attack to and from its doable but its more effort for the dm
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>>44638631
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>>44638631

This girl's expression is priceless. She's not even particularly shocked, disgusted or even in pain. She appears to be looking vaguely off to the side as if she doesn't even realize there is a tentacle sticking OUT of her mouth, and is only just now noticing the presence of tentacles at all.

That tentacle monster must be the fucking mosquito of all-the-way-through rape. It must be goddamn evolutionarily primed to be as subtle as possible. Lubrication and anaesthetic more powerful and slippery than anything known to mortal minds. It sneaks up on its prey and slides up their ass so stealthily that the first thing they notice is the tentacles wrapping around other parts of their bodies and not the several feet of tentacle lodged firmly in their intestines.

This goes beyond DC 30 escape artist. This is like DC 200 stealth check territory.
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>>44638804
Or maybe she wanted it.
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>>44638837
Oh what, so just because she was wearing plate mail she was asking for it?
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>>44638854
Isn't that how it works?
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>>44638837

Son, I don't know if you've ever had a colonoscopy before, but unless you're looser than Farmer Dan's daughter after the fertility festival that shit is uncomfortable, and that don't reach your tonsils. Nobody WANTS to get spitroasted in this sense. Now the kind where the appendages go in both doors from opposite sides, thats just good fun. But going from the exit to the entrance is inviting disaster of tissue rending proportions.
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>>44638892
Maybe she did and is that loose or perhaps something that the creature secretes makes you that loose.
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>>44638914

I don't believer you're acquainted with the good Farmer's daughter at all or you wouldn't be saying anybody is that loose, sir.

Farmer Dan's daughter is a slime. She has no substance. Don't ask how the good man sired a slime. He explained it to me once and I had to excuse myself. They found me two townships over raving lunacy. Its taken many years just to get back most of my memories, thankfully lacking the gruesome details of what that man did.

The alternative just leads back to my initial hypothesis, that this tentacle creature is a master rapist. Why one could be buggering your private hole right now and you wouldn't even know it. Not one of us is safe
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>>44638648
Pacific or blue ringed?

>>44638804
Just imagine what it's like to wake up one day not knowing you're being violated by a sea-beast right this instant. She's just ambling along in full plate when suddenly-gut cramps out of nowhere, there's an inexplicable sheen of sliminess on her skin and now there's something stopping her jaw from shutting.

She's just trying to ask the party wizard if he knows about magical diseases but...y'know. Tentacle in the mouth.
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>>44638631
You have obviously at best seen South Park Cthulhu. Read a Lovecraft story. They're short. But if you want tentacles, look somewhere else.
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>>44638954
>Why one could be buggering your private hole right now and you wouldn't even know it. Not one of us is safe
And isn't that a sexually exciting prospect?

>>44638988
Both
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>>44638954
Dan...isn't that Dan Whateley of the Whateley Clan? Now, I'm not one of those elves who thinks all foreigners should just go back to where they come from or taste cold steel but I can't say that Yog-Sothoth fella they worship seems like a god my ancestors would've approved of.

Being a slime sounds like the best defence against a fiend of such proportions, honestly. Just change your relative body mass such that you fold your body around the Outsider-rogue such that you stretch like a condom rather than actually get penetrated
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>>44638631
Giant ship battle as always
Alternatively, make it so the party only has to take out a series of maguffins to beat it
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>>44638631
Squids and maybe Octopi are more or less deaf. By that same card, they don't make much noise. Cthulhu could be a kind of generic bear roar or rustling sound, but given echoing and depth properties in audioshop.
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>>44639028

Not very likely. Very unsightly. Possibly messy. What if someone, like you, were to say I had invited the beasty to ravage my onion ring? When in fact I was just minding my business shitposting on a South Caribbean carpentry mailing list?

The embarrassment alone would put my social standing in jeopardy, let alone the possible mess and who knows what offspring such a creature might produce from illicit cross species buggering
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>>44639065
Social standing and worry is unnecessary once you accept it into your hear and anus and heart.
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Octopus rises, everyone dies.
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>>44638804
>as if she doesn't even realize there is a tentacle sticking OUT of her mouth, and is only just now noticing the presence of tentacles at all.
Or maybe she's gotten used to it and is focusing on something else now.
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squid a qt
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>>44638631
>cthulhu encounter

Cthulhu eats 1d6 investigators per round. Oh, and lose 1d10/1d100 SAN.
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I'm just waiting for the source.
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>>44640112
that thing is old as fug
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>>44640123
Yeah I know, but this time I want to save it./d/ just now got me into all-the-way-through stuff.
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>>44640129
Yeah, but with that thing getting reposted for ten years or so without any kind of follow up or even similar work of art, I think it's really unlikely you're getting any more.
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>>44640129
Unless you think this counts I guess.
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>>44639065
>>44638954
>>44638804
This is the funiiest post I've seen al day. It got me laughing so hard my fiancee wants to know why this 4chan site is so funny. It's a problem.
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>>44640112
>>44640123
>>44640129
>>44640150
>>44640169
Since I'm so kind, I went and found the source for you. I used to trip when I did this... I dunno why. I'm an idiot.

Anyway, by a guy called daniela uhlig (or girl, who knows) and that is the full picture, it isn't cropped.

But, if you like "all the way through" then the Mahou Shoujo [X] hentais are good. Avoid Mahou Shoujo Ai if you don't like your "all the way through" to be guro (though it does have a lot that isn't guro). Princess Knight Catue has a few scenes. Mahou Shoujo Erena has some in final episode.

Here is the other all the way through piece this guy/gal did.
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>>44640498
That's a female name.
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>>44640439
Haha yes. I'd let this guy be my DM any time of day.
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>>44640509
Indeed it is, but it doesn't mean it's a girl now, does it? It could be a pseudonym or a tag or something. I mean, you're doing all the way through art with tentacles, you're going to use your real name?

But, I googled her and she has a picture of herself, so, you're right. But I never assume it's any gender until I see them. Which is why I said "or a girl, who knows".
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>>44639062
underrated
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>>44640540
Yeah, but it just seems daft to say it's a guy as your first assumption if you know it's a female name.
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>>44638631
Oh look, another thinly veiled fetish thread pretending to be relevant by referring to gaming without providing necessary information. How about your useless ass fucks off until it actually starts to play traditional games?
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>>44640575
Not really.

Black Library has a writer called Sandy Mitchell.

It's a dude. His real name is Alex.

I also didn't assume it was a guy, I specifically said "or a girl, who knows" at the end. So this is the third time.
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>>44640597
So? Most cases where someone lists a female name, they actually are female. It's really strange you'd assume they're not without any reason.

>I also didn't assume it was a guy, I specifically said "or a girl, who knows" at the end. So this is the third time.
No, your first assumption was that it's a guy. Then you added that it might be a girl too.

I have no idea why I'm arguing about this with you, it's a pretty silly issue.
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>>44640597
"Sandy" and "Alex" are both unisex names
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>>44640597
Sandy is an 'acceptable' (if obtuse) shortening of Alexander.
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>>44640661
>>44640662
Which is fine, but many people will associate it with a woman, which is exactly the problem the other anon was complaining about.

>>44640630
Psuedonyms are things. Shrug. Either way, I found the source for the guy(s) and proved there was other art in the same vein as the one in OP.

I thought I did a good thing, didn't expect this bullshit. Guess /a/ is right about spoonfeeding.
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>>44640698
You weren't spoonfeeding me, I was actually capable of clicking my mouse twice to find it on google before you came in here with the source.
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>>44640589
Look, I know USUALLY you would be correct.
But read the thread, this one quickly turned into comedy.
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>>44638631
did she get penetrated all the way through by a tentacle
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What if she IS the tentacles and that's her tongue?
Like, she can retract them all and hide them under a long skirt. Someone comes up to her and BAM. Tentacle monster.
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>>44640498
It's sad that a quick reverse image search leads to the direct source, yet you felt it necessary to feed the aus-summer crowd.
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>>44640781

It's like it's the good old days again. Bait post pops up, mods asleep, turns hilarious, eventually becomes /tg/-relevant. Some of the best shit on tg used to come from threads that nowadays would be deleted immediately.
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>>44640924
Except nothing's come out of this thread, and in the "good ol' days" there weren't any half-dozen threads with extremely vague fetish topics. The quality of threads like these is "elf wat do" tier and those kinds have never been appreciated or led to anything. I'm all for Commander Keen and soft moderation, but this shit right here, along with "elf trap wat do", is mere shitposting that doesn't lead to any creativity worth the name.
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>>44641615
The idea of tentacle rape so stealthy you don't know it's happening till it comes out your mouth is funny though
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>>44641615
>and in the "good ol' days" there weren't any half-dozen threads with extremely vague fetish topics.
Yeah there were. It was exactly the same, sometimes even more than these days.
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>>44638655
History time?
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>>44638631
This image was literally posted in the porn boards

not that I'm complaining
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>>44640924
>Some of the best shit on tg used to come from threads that nowadays would be deleted immediately.
Nothing good came out of it, you stupid nigger
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>>44643532
Shut your whore mouth, "How many spiders can you fit in a drow womb" was a national treasure
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>>44638631
>>44638804

One of my characters and I myself would go to massive lengths to experience the situation pictured.
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>>44643532
>>44643829
DC 80 was a gem too
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