whats a good way to implement a mechanically sound octopus/kraken/cthulhu encounter into a game, underwater and above?
How about telling us WHAT game/system you're using you useless fuck so that people tempted to help you don't have to spend a lot of thought and effort on something that might be completely irrelevant.
If you want infomation on mechanics you might want to specify which system/game/setting you're talking about because they're often mechanically distinct.
You're basically asking someone to draw a circle without giving them a pencil, or paper, or arms.
At least in 3e you can have some success with a kracken attacking the shore.
Something with a bunch of separate attacks can get confusing underwater with the extra directions to attack to and from its doable but its more effort for the dm
This girl's expression is priceless. She's not even particularly shocked, disgusted or even in pain. She appears to be looking vaguely off to the side as if she doesn't even realize there is a tentacle sticking OUT of her mouth, and is only just now noticing the presence of tentacles at all.
That tentacle monster must be the fucking mosquito of all-the-way-through rape. It must be goddamn evolutionarily primed to be as subtle as possible. Lubrication and anaesthetic more powerful and slippery than anything known to mortal minds. It sneaks up on its prey and slides up their ass so stealthily that the first thing they notice is the tentacles wrapping around other parts of their bodies and not the several feet of tentacle lodged firmly in their intestines.
This goes beyond DC 30 escape artist. This is like DC 200 stealth check territory.
Son, I don't know if you've ever had a colonoscopy before, but unless you're looser than Farmer Dan's daughter after the fertility festival that shit is uncomfortable, and that don't reach your tonsils. Nobody WANTS to get spitroasted in this sense. Now the kind where the appendages go in both doors from opposite sides, thats just good fun. But going from the exit to the entrance is inviting disaster of tissue rending proportions.
I don't believer you're acquainted with the good Farmer's daughter at all or you wouldn't be saying anybody is that loose, sir.
Farmer Dan's daughter is a slime. She has no substance. Don't ask how the good man sired a slime. He explained it to me once and I had to excuse myself. They found me two townships over raving lunacy. Its taken many years just to get back most of my memories, thankfully lacking the gruesome details of what that man did.
The alternative just leads back to my initial hypothesis, that this tentacle creature is a master rapist. Why one could be buggering your private hole right now and you wouldn't even know it. Not one of us is safe
Pacific or blue ringed?
Just imagine what it's like to wake up one day not knowing you're being violated by a sea-beast right this instant. She's just ambling along in full plate when suddenly-gut cramps out of nowhere, there's an inexplicable sheen of sliminess on her skin and now there's something stopping her jaw from shutting.
She's just trying to ask the party wizard if he knows about magical diseases but...y'know. Tentacle in the mouth.
Dan...isn't that Dan Whateley of the Whateley Clan? Now, I'm not one of those elves who thinks all foreigners should just go back to where they come from or taste cold steel but I can't say that Yog-Sothoth fella they worship seems like a god my ancestors would've approved of.
Being a slime sounds like the best defence against a fiend of such proportions, honestly. Just change your relative body mass such that you fold your body around the Outsider-rogue such that you stretch like a condom rather than actually get penetrated
Squids and maybe Octopi are more or less deaf. By that same card, they don't make much noise. Cthulhu could be a kind of generic bear roar or rustling sound, but given echoing and depth properties in audioshop.
Not very likely. Very unsightly. Possibly messy. What if someone, like you, were to say I had invited the beasty to ravage my onion ring? When in fact I was just minding my business shitposting on a South Caribbean carpentry mailing list?
The embarrassment alone would put my social standing in jeopardy, let alone the possible mess and who knows what offspring such a creature might produce from illicit cross species buggering
>as if she doesn't even realize there is a tentacle sticking OUT of her mouth, and is only just now noticing the presence of tentacles at all.
Or maybe she's gotten used to it and is focusing on something else now.
Unless you think this counts I guess.
Since I'm so kind, I went and found the source for you. I used to trip when I did this... I dunno why. I'm an idiot.
Anyway, by a guy called daniela uhlig (or girl, who knows) and that is the full picture, it isn't cropped.
But, if you like "all the way through" then the Mahou Shoujo [X] hentais are good. Avoid Mahou Shoujo Ai if you don't like your "all the way through" to be guro (though it does have a lot that isn't guro). Princess Knight Catue has a few scenes. Mahou Shoujo Erena has some in final episode.
Here is the other all the way through piece this guy/gal did.
Indeed it is, but it doesn't mean it's a girl now, does it? It could be a pseudonym or a tag or something. I mean, you're doing all the way through art with tentacles, you're going to use your real name?
But, I googled her and she has a picture of herself, so, you're right. But I never assume it's any gender until I see them. Which is why I said "or a girl, who knows".
Oh look, another thinly veiled fetish thread pretending to be relevant by referring to gaming without providing necessary information. How about your useless ass fucks off until it actually starts to play traditional games?
Black Library has a writer called Sandy Mitchell.
It's a dude. His real name is Alex.
I also didn't assume it was a guy, I specifically said "or a girl, who knows" at the end. So this is the third time.
So? Most cases where someone lists a female name, they actually are female. It's really strange you'd assume they're not without any reason.
>I also didn't assume it was a guy, I specifically said "or a girl, who knows" at the end. So this is the third time.
No, your first assumption was that it's a guy. Then you added that it might be a girl too.
I have no idea why I'm arguing about this with you, it's a pretty silly issue.
Which is fine, but many people will associate it with a woman, which is exactly the problem the other anon was complaining about.
Psuedonyms are things. Shrug. Either way, I found the source for the guy(s) and proved there was other art in the same vein as the one in OP.
I thought I did a good thing, didn't expect this bullshit. Guess /a/ is right about spoonfeeding.
It's like it's the good old days again. Bait post pops up, mods asleep, turns hilarious, eventually becomes /tg/-relevant. Some of the best shit on tg used to come from threads that nowadays would be deleted immediately.
Except nothing's come out of this thread, and in the "good ol' days" there weren't any half-dozen threads with extremely vague fetish topics. The quality of threads like these is "elf wat do" tier and those kinds have never been appreciated or led to anything. I'm all for Commander Keen and soft moderation, but this shit right here, along with "elf trap wat do", is mere shitposting that doesn't lead to any creativity worth the name.
>and in the "good ol' days" there weren't any half-dozen threads with extremely vague fetish topics.
Yeah there were. It was exactly the same, sometimes even more than these days.