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>>44638011
it's missing the part where the spear was a bomb the whole time.

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>>44638073
I've got the companion gif

>>44638073
This is where you put the jar in a blast oven and put to 700 degrees and tell that wasp to fuck off

>>44637890
Is this actually something that can be used in a game?

>>44638114
Too slow, drop a shot glass of gasoline and a match and instaburn.

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>>44638130
>"Used"
Well, unless you're using allies it'd be used as one of a number of sucktacular ork "mech" units not worth their points cost unless you're using that model as a specific IA unit that's undercosted due to creative interpretation of the rules.

>>44638186
Wanna try that one more time without adjusting your glasses, buddy?

>>44638200
What?

For laymen:
Unless you're using the rules that let you use other armies as allies, which lets you use their units, you would have to use it as one of the Ork's 'sucktacular' walker units or using it as a 'counts as' unit to replace the model for something else.

I am not sure about the current rules for looted units (convert a vehicle into an Ork Trukk, use the original vehicle stats(?)), it may not let you take walkers. It may also not be in use currently.

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>>44638200
Hey, I'm a ork player myself...

it's just I'm drunk and having a quite depressing birthday.

If anything I managed a fair bit of willpower and composure not to tip out of my chair.

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>>44638276
Come on, at least *pretend* to keep it /tg/ related.

>>44638242
what the hell is this

>>44638306 the bard in the upper right *cough*>>44637858*cough*

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Oh God, there must be some point to all this.

>>44638389
I am not sure, but I think we are both on lists now.

>>44638242
What the hell? Is there really this much subliminal thought put into branding and marketing?

They use gravitational pull of the planet on light, as an example of how to arrange pepsi in stores.

>>44638389
>>44638411
I think it's the proposition to Pepsi's advertisement department for a new logo. It's obviously the one they have now, so this insanity must be how ad execs actually think and talk to each other.

>>44638272
Thank you

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>>44638402
honestly that webm makes me feel really relaxed like I could just let go and either float off or burn up in atmo

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>>44638389 >>44638411 I've never actually read it, but it seems to be a misguided attempt at analyzing logo designing.
To quote Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw:
>I'm going to leave it dangling here like a corpse on a gibbet while we consider that someone charged actual money to write it.

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>>44638482
>mfw golden ratio

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>>44638480
It's relaxing to me too. I'm not the one with serious rocket-related depression, though.

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>>44638482
>>44638504
Some fuckin gems in there.

Sasuga Pepsi

>>44638276
I thought that was a picture of Hagrid. I was surprised.

>>44638242

Looks like someone who studied art got hired into marketing and now has to desperately pretend they know what they're talking about.

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>>44638300
>>44638300
not my bday but i feel ya

>>44638560
They could just s easily be writing a report for superiors who they know won't bother reading it.

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>>44638446
>>44638456
>>44638482
>>44638504
>>44638530
>>44638446
There's not actually that much "thought" put into marketing design as in that document, that particular design firm is infamous for pulling complete shit out their ass to try and make (at best) average design seem incredibly deep and complex.

They're the same bunch that did the Clippers redesign, claiming that the court's trim was supposed to be symbolic of the team "embracing" the "great city" of LA.

>>44638569
Because nothing says " I love you" like torture. Jesus, that would certainly make an impression if someone actually used that as a card.

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>>44638569
thanks anon
I'll drink more in your honor

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>>44638569
Here's another, to assist in the coming holiday.

>>44638050
>>44638028
>>44637984
>>44638276
>/tg/ - traditional games

these things aren't as funny as you guys seem to think they are

>>44639251
I think you might be retarded.

>>44639620
That is fucking horrifying

>>44640196

It's probably someone's fetish.

>>44640218
That only makes it worse.
I mean, I'm into some weird shit, but what the fuck

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>>44638480
More like two paladins fighting. A knight/cavalier would kill the red dude before he could pick his sword back up.

>>44639620
meanwhile, on /mlp/

>>44638011
I'm pretty sure it was the other way around.

>>44641548
Anti-necromancy defense force.

>>44641523
>at least gays can marry now.webm

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>>44638402
I've always loved "I am nanometers from perfection and no longer answer to any moral authority...I never asked for love, only perfection."
>AverageNeid.jpg

>>44641548
First the flag, then the fag

>>44641548
First the flag, then the fag.

>>44638242
>written by the Abdul Alhazred,the mad arab

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>>44640354

>>44641548
OPgettingrightfullyrekt.webm

>>44641548
>Make sure to scrub to get rid of ALL the filth

>>44638007
God, that's adorable.

>>44641548
love wins

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>>44640354

>>44638007
That's not a cavalier, it's a corgi!

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>>44639620
This picture reminds me of a pentex game in which i was the ST.

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>>44643249
>Guardsman's first and second rule.jpg

>>44641511
that look

>>44642182
Something about the way this is drawn makes it look like her head is on backwards. Am I the only one seeing this?

>>44643325
it's because she's so flat-chested that her "boobs" look like shoulder-blades.

I saw it too when you pointed it out.

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>>44638005
I, uh...
I don't get it.

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>>44643408
>Ashigaru with swords
>360 sword spin

>>44643452
>360 sword spin
You mean the part where he goes off balance after the swing while trying to turn around and/or kick the guy behind him to keep his distance?

>>44641548
>aquamarines_vs_slaaneshi_cultist

>>44643325
It's the combination of a flat chest, hands in such a way that from this angle that might as well be backwards, the ribbon on her neck and the way her neck has no defining features whatsoever.

>>44638050
>Not Calvinball
ISHYGDDT

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>>44643408
Probably not the best thread for it, but what the fuck is the point of half-swording?
I can't understand why you would take extra time to completely reverse your sword's orientation when you could just swing normally.

>>44643396
sauron, here in red, once flew directly over the city of gondolin without noticing it. This would be difficult because it's a huge city high in the mountains, but sauron had recently been mauled by another demigod and was bleeding from a very large wound in his neck.

>>44643585
Your pommel/guard has a spike on it.
You need to bludgeon someone in armor.
You need better leverage to parry/stab someone's joints.

You also don't have to stop and flip your sword around. That last one is done with the sword in the usual orientation, and you can do it as part of a maneuver.

>>44643585
Its used when you are fighting someone in full plate where the blade is effectively useless, so you turn your hand guard into a crude bludgeoning weapon

>>44643585
Half-swording itself is only holding onto the blade with one hand to shorten your grip. Useful if you want to stab someone in the armpit or similar if they're in armour.

The Mordschlag is also for hitting someone in armour, and it's much easier to move into from a half-swording position.

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>>44643652
I don't know, it seems from the video that he takes an extra half second to reposition his sword after the pommel strike, when he could have done the same attack normally with less time.

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>>44643681
Okay, so bad terminology on my part. I guess I meant the Mordschlag, or murderstroke.
>>44643675
So is this webm just a bad example? I feel like he was obviously going for a chop with the blade rather than a smash with the handle, and the animators just wanted to throw in an unusual technique.

>>44643585
First, that isn't half-swording. Half-swording is putting one hand halfway along the blade with the other on the hilt in order to get more leverage on the tip.

Reversing the sword is a mordhau, which turns the crosshilt into a spike that can punch into armor more easily.

>>44643652
>>44643675
>>44643681
>>44643814
And you all fail to explain why turning the sword around makes it a better bludgeoning weapon: because most of the weight is at the hilt end of the sword.

>>44644544
well >>44643814 had a point regarding the use of the cross-guard as a crude spike

>>44641660
I expected it after reading the filename you fucking troglodyte

>>44638042
It's the wood guy, right?

>>44644544
I thought that was self-evident.

>>44643712
THE WAR

>>44638527
Now make it drill cunts and it will be fukken perfect!

>>44639215
>like I give a shit u cheeky cunts

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>>44638569
>>44639175
Honestly sort of tempted to just get my special someone fancy dildo and gift wrap it with a note "If you don't think I'm up for the deed, then you might as well fuck yourself."

>>44641548
>gay pride worldwblargh

>>44643712
>the war
>bad whisky
>dropsy
>uterine derangement
>women trouble
>Shooting of daughter
>rumor of husband murder

goddamn this list is amazing

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>>44637340

>>44643262
>Either no bluff or max bluff

>>44638042
And she brain killed the world into her personal fuck toy

>>44638044
>implying anything worth while ever came from kender

>>44643408
looks more like weeb fightan magic translating historical fighting. His moves are broad and flashy with no attention to defence. He only wins because he's obviously the hero and his glaring flaws in for can be overlooked for the purpose of cool.

It's the same as anime fights -or any movie fight for that matter- just with quasi-European sensibilities. There isn't anything horribly wrong with that but it would be nice to see some actual counter-play from the mooks. You can only watch a big dude whirl around killing passive nobodies so many times before it gets boring.

The style of the fight is pretty cool though. I hate to see it tainted by westaboos.

>>44643733
This is amazing

>>44643733
In that kid's defence there is a pretty big difference between normal porn and live, interactive porn.

>>44638114
The shock would break the glass
>>44638137
OPENING the big jar of pain and fuck you is a bad idea

Its like both of you WANT the world to end. Just shake the jar REALLY hard for like a minute. Repeat as necessary.

>>44643712
my_darkest_dungeon_characters.jpg

>>44642182
Alternatively: Star Wars 7 backgrounds: Rey

>>44638593
>>44638446
>>44638456
>>44638482
>>44638504
>>44638530
>>44638446
Pepsi shelled out something like 1million or some such to a company known for bullshit. The company had to do SOMETHING to justify getting paid anywhere near as much as it did cause at that price you can't just hand someone a doodle and call it good.

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>>44641548
spraythegayaway.gif

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>>44638200

ORKZ MECHZ BE ROIGHT EXPENSIVE! COST LOTTA TEEF FOR NOT MUCH DAKKA! LOOTED UNITS AREN'T USED AS ORIGINAL UNIT BUT AS "COUNTS AS" FOR ORKZ MECHZ, MEANING LOOTIN UNITZ AIN'T AS MUCH AS FUN TO USE AS THEY ARE TO PAINT!

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>>44645232
>NOVEL READING
>MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
>SEDUCTION AND DISAPPOINTMENT
>SALVATION ARMY

>>44643712
>Imaginary female trouble
>Marriage of son
>Deranged masturbation
>Fell from horse in war

god damn this list is killing me

>>44643712
>tobacco and masturbation
sounds like a pretty chill guy, sane or not

>>44647724
>time of life
>feebleness of intellect
>business nerves
>exposure and quackery
>bad habits & political excitement

each one is a seed for a character

>>44644691
The pointy end is a non-crude spike. It's still almost useless against heavy armour because there's very little weight behind it when you're swinging it normally.

>>44645029
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. If he knew that, would he be asking that question?

>>44639620
>Ah, you were at my side, all along!

>>44648797
>[excited horse noises]

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>>44638242

>>44648655
Not to mention the blade making a really shit grip.

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>>44639175
>For you

>>44643712
>Seduction and Disappointment

TOP KEK
O
P

K
E
K

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>>44649017
wtf is this shit?

>>44649661
Last Year at Marienbad. Weird French film. The shadows are painted, so only the people have them.

>>44649739
OCH SHIT, i see it now

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>>44643408
Is that the forest of fallen giants? it really looks like the forest of fallen giants, the area with all the scaffolding where you can jump down to get a fire infused long sword once you have the soldiers key?

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>inb4 "Not lawful good"

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>>44650289
You might feel empty inside because you haven't been stingy enough with the hot dogs to make all your friends hate you.

>>44649454

>showing a new rpg to your d20 friends.jpg

>>44638007
But there AREN'T racial limits on Cavaliers.

t's why you can have a halfling cavalier on a wardog and allow it to accompany the party into a dungeon.

>>44649848
Chuckled, nice one anon

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>>44650150
Have they caught him yet?

>>44649017
Dammit, what am I missing?

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>>44650306
>not Sir Bearington.jpg
you had one job

>>44643408
As the guy who made that webm, fuck your shitty filename.

"Things Martials can't do in Pathfinder" was PERFECT.

>>44638569
>not "Up for some Romanced Interrogation"
Talk about a missed opportunity.

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>>44641511
Did you know that animals have a sense of fairness?

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>>44651477
That game is awesome and I should play it again sometime.

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>>44643712
>vicious vices
>excitement as officer
>imaginary female trouble
>masturbation for 30 years
>suppressed masturbation
>over action of the mind
>over study of religion
>parents were cousins
>time of life
>gathering in the head
>hard study

there's even fucking false confinment.

>>44646462
More like iKampf.png

>>44643733
Did she deliver?

>>44650361
source?

>>44652165
Angel Beats

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I need a filename for this.

>>44650824
None of the statues have shadows.

>>44641771
Underrated post

>Now imagining all lovecraft stories if the characters were modern douches bros or hipsters

>>44652242

GURPS.gif

>>44652452
delta green

>>44642106
>>44642104
>>44642052
>>44641813
>>44641660
>>44641910
>>44641959
>>44646919
these are bad and you should feel bad

>>44650964
We don't have enough Dresden Files threads anymore.

>>44652790
thank god

>>44643712
>Vicious Vices
wow

>>44649846
It's a trailer for a game called For Honor

>>44640075
>/tg/ - Traditional Games
>A Filename thread

One must be related to the other.
A file name thread is related to the board you're in, be it /tg/ or /mu/, it doesn't change it to "dump random images."

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>>44638094
>that guy doing a sick spin and taking off like a jet

Ev'ry damned time.

>>44643229
ageofsigmarworldbuilding.jpeg

>>44643229

...they're literally discussing 4e D&D in that image, you are bad at this.

>>44653599

>>44638050
>referencing the "tradiional" gladiator "games" of Ancient Rome

>>44638028
>the colletions of rule books RPG gamers tend to aquire

>>44637984
>>44638276
>Wizards

>>44651497

Of course, if we can just teach crows to play D&D we'd finally have players who can solve puzzles!

You are now actually considering how to incentivize a crow to roll a d20.

>>44654029

>>44638050#
>referencing the "tradiional" gladiator "games" of Ancient Rome
>thus belongs on /his/
>is also not a /tg/ "game" as it's a physical sport so it's more of a /sp/ thing too.

>>44638028#
>the collections of rule books RPG gamers tend to aquire
I can give you this one.

>>44637984#
>>44638276#
>Wizards
>picture of a cartoon and a drawing of an anime girl


Fuck's sake.

>>44649643
That's too close to reality for my old group.
>GUYS WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING
>What's happening? Where are we now?
>HURR FIRE IN DA HOLE
>loldrugz

>>44650964

This is Book 6 in the series Harry, no one is gonna buy that at this point.

>>44643712
>Political excitement
>Politics
Sounds pretty reasonable.
>over study of religion
But why?
>women trouble
Kek.

>>44654457
But it actually wasn't his fault that time

>>44651639
I feel like I've seen that before.
What game is it, good Anon?

>>44654703
Star Control 2 I think

>>44654693

That's not how timestop works.

>>44651477
All I hear in my head are slurping noises.

>>44654457

I'm just saying there's a definite correlation to him walking into a building and the building winding up on fire.

Now correlation ids NOT causation I'll admit, but since Harry is the one narrating I'm going to have to take his claim of "the flaming poop-monkeys did it" with a grain of salt.

>>44650469
do slavs have the concept of justice?

>>44655095
>>44654629

Clicked my own post, whoops.

>>44655096
>Slavs
>abstract thought

>>44651174
I like this one.

>>44643712
>Excessive Sexual Abuse
Looks like he forgot the Thrice-A-Day rule.

>>44654874
It does when I have a level 20 wizard cast wish.

>>44652242
players solving dm's puzzle

>>44649643
this is disturbingly accurate.

>>44653730
i wanted to comment on how awful it was that you were laughing about a hit and run.
However i researched this and the guy barely broke some of his bones.

With this in mind, yes that gif is funny as fuck.

>>44650992
Where the hell is that from?

>>44653730
Superman.

>>44657896
Pretty sure thats from Father Ted

>>44654081
Crows will do anything for food. Especially when its food for all of them since they also have a sense of fairness and general altruism. You teach them the game and every few rounds they don't die they get food. Every time they prevent a TPK or roll a crit they get some sweets. You'll soon have them hootin and hollerin everytime someone rolls well or shit goes down in a good way. They also emulate the behavior in others so they'll pick up how the group reacts and do so accordingly. Eventually they'll be a conglomerated member of the group hell they might even talk out their actions before hand if they find a way to communicate their wants which they apparently can to some degree.

>>44657896
Father Ted

>>44637858
To be fair all dragons are sluts.

>>44658531

Shit, crows are the players of the future...I just worry that if I get a whole murder of them playing and wind up with a THAT GUY they'll peck his eyes out before I could calm them down.

I've seen how crows do with Hawks, who are the That Guys of the avian world.

>>44659942
lol

>>44658531
>they might even talk out their actions before hand
Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. Remember that even though they're crows, they are also players and thus are prone to incredibly stupid actions.

>>44643408
The worst part (in so far as a punch to the gut), though, is that the guy the 'hero' rushes in to save dies saving the 'hero'.

>>44651654
...there a, uh, sauce on that image there?

>>44662514
It Hurts!

>>44649583
Holy shit I laughed so hard I blacked out for like three seconds

>>44662635
Really?

>>44650251
Is this... the bedrock of Loss?

>>44651084
>fire proof
>denying casters the satisfaction

>>44638042

I'm pretty sure it's all of them.

>>44651233
ahhh, good old Terry Pratchett

>>44663170
No, it's ire proof.
If you're gonna build a Rage Warehouse, it needs to be impervious to anger my friend.

>>44650272
I don't get it.

>>44662264
What?

>>44638044
>maximum kek

>>44640218
Can confirm

>>44638063
Fun fact; White Scars do not field dreadnoughts

>>44651273
>Shadowrun Shamans.png

>>44638242
Is that seriously how they came up with the fat man pepsi logo?

>>44638242
>[1 light year = 671 million miles per hour]

>>44638242
>From 2D Circle to 3D Sphere
That's just wrong. Circles are 1D - they're parametrised by one value - angle.
Likewise a sphere is 2D, being parametrised by 2 values - latitude and longitude (a pair of angles).

>>44655096
We rose high above such silly concepts. We sore above the masses, uplifted by seemingly pointless, but trully all-powerful method of bending knees and ankles.
There is no good or bad, no just or wicked.
There is only squatting.
And any and all who oppose it shall perish.

>>44660451

Maybe, but is it the fact that they're players that makes them as they are, or the fact that they're human players?

Maybe it's time the crows had a shot.

Maybe teach them the rules and they'll set up a rotating DM schedule due to their innate sense of fairness, and we can walk through the park and hear their excited cawing as someone rolls a 20, and we'll know, at least TTRPGs will last even if man does not.

>>44649017
Are those fucking bodies in the center?

>>44651416
>not "give her the duplo"

Trash.

>>44650272
Man, where did I put that comic where a girl gives a collar to her boyfriend and says that when he puts it one her, she'll do anything he tells here. In the last panel she's wearing the collar while washing the dishes.

>>44663993
its a collar

think about it really hard

>>44655096
I played a Slav paladin

He worshiped potatoes

>>44638300
Holy fuck how did he get there?

>>44663993
She wants to be slam-fucked from behind while someone tugs on the collar and calls her a dirty cocksucking whore.

>>44638042

The difference between an investigator and an inquisitor is that the investigators miss the other 3.

>>44658531
>hell they might even talk out their actions before hand if they find a way to communicate their wants which they apparently can to some degree.
Be careful what you wish for. Ran a game for a party that almost took twenty minutes per round because they were talking things out.

>>44670462
So do I anon but that doesn't that joke funny.