>be hive scum
>kill a bunch of people and be worthless vermin
>become a space marine because your psychotic killer instinct is vallued by the Imperium
>alternatively become Guardsman
or just be turned into servitor or killed on spot but I'd say the positives outweight the negatives
meanwhile honest citizens have 18 hour shifts and shit lives (in Hives at least)
You forgot the part where they live in even worse poverty than everyone else, will probably get raped and/or killed before they hit 15 and the likelihood of actually joining any non-penal guard regimen is hilariously low, while the likelihood of becoming a space marine is negligible.
On the plus side, a guardsman will at least be off that rock that rock of a hive world.
Alternatively, you could win the lottery and be born on a pleasure world or some random Imperial world.
Or you could be born a scion of a Rogue Trader dynasty and have a personal net worth of several million dollars or more, and all you need to worry about is your dynasty's rivals, your own siblings and cousins, and your entire dynasty getting executed for the heresy someone is undoubtedly cooking up somewhere in the family tree. Or going broke. That's possible too.
looks like a dyke and I hate dykes you would think ''cool a girl that likes what I like!'' but no they aren't bro tier they are obnoxious cunts I would rape them but they are too ugly so I just torture them with a blowtorch instead the fucking bitches the fucking whores
Or you could be born a bald monkey in some god forsaken world, browsing dank memes in the arpanet as you waste your pointless life away. Like it actually happened.
Who's to tell us there is no one out there living an horrid life in a hive world, slaving away day after day without a glint of hope in their lives, or that there are no paradises in the vastness of the universe where all your desires are fulfilled.
The only thing we know for certain is: neither was the case for us. What-ifs, maybes and might-have-beens of possible lives are thus pointless. Why loose time dreaming about what will never happen?