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Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
Here's Beri's OC (genie cyoa+)
Here's Liminal Phrenic's blog with most of his cyoa stuff theouterworlds.blogspot.com
Here's Spadesy's wordpress with most of his cyoa stuff feathersnake.wordpress.com
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Funny thing I wrote about "burger king kid's club" characters that ended up training with each and everyone of those mentors with varying results
High school suburban douchebag Mike thought he had it made when he was scouted by his mentor to study Mental Magic. Little did he know that the master and the owner of the hotel he's studying in won't take any of his bullshit and is sounded by "friendly looking people" that won't take it either. Mike is trained like a dog with his mental capacities stretched to the brink to master his magic
The magic is mastered, but the attitude isn't fixed in the slightest. While learning the magic he slowly and subtly manipulates his master's mind to the point he gains complete control over her. Even gains control over the entire operation she was in control of with his powers. Now he has a large crime syndicate, large amount of resources, a hot latino maid, and oh year FUCKING MIND CONTROL POWERS best summer ever.
Life hasn't been good for Jimmy. All his friends died in an event that threw him straight into death row. Trying to piece himself together for the big day he finds a strange androgynous guy in his mirror. The person says that he can get Jim out of there in return for learning his magic and since it’s either that or lethal injections he decided it was best to do what he says. After he was sprung out using magic he was on the run from the police training in void magic all the way. Of course there were times where he caught a break from his running, which were the times where his teacher through him into another dimension entirely. Soon went to the point the guy wanted to learn void magic just to punch the face of that little bastard.
Too bad he wouldn’t be able to. During one of the sessions Jim accidentally bent the fabric of reality. The teacher managed to fix the problem but lost his life in the process. Afterwards, Jim becomes more serious in his void practice and manages to master it by himself. Using his powers he manages to clear his records and studies as a physics professor in Princeton learning more about physics to prevent any more anomalies from happening.
Charlie is paraplegic. There is no medical process that can get him to walk again and his entire life seems doomed to be stuck in a wheelchair. Eventually monks arrive saying that they can help with Charlie’s condition but in return he has to study and train in their monastery. Both the child and parents agree and he is sent to their temple. At first, the child was dispirited but obedient. Absorbing the knowledge and doing the task given without any fuss but also without much energy, and thus made little progress. This was until one of the Monks decided to teach young Charlie personally. Demonstrating the benefits of the training and making it an enjoyable experience, Charlie mood eventually became better and he became much more motivated. However, his life truly took a turn for the better when he learned that inner magic really can make him walk again, and when he succeeded in doing so his training and cultivation soared leaps and bound. He quickly mastered inner magic and became one of the top pupils of the monastery.
However, the good times would not last. As the monk that trained him passed away, and the added aggression that came from training coupled with the emotional duress from a lost loved one made him much more unhinged and arrogant over the years. This culminated in a tournament between two temples where in a burst of range managed to kill his opponent. An incident that not only disqualified him but also got him banished from the monastery. Now he travels though the land finding new opponents to challenge him and new way to strengthen himself.
A wallflower, Sarah does not enjoy the company of others as much as she should. Cooped up in the library or at home reading books she’s almost usually found in those two places and no where else, and if anyone tried to question he life’s decision she would bog them down with overly-long speeches and arguments. Her parents naturally gotten worried but luckily there was an opportunity to bring her away from her comfort zone. A volunteer service that her parents found leads her to the tutelage of a master of nature magic. Originally Sarah did not think there would be anything about nature the old crone could teach her since she already studied flora and fauna to a great extent with her books, but it wasn’t for long that her teacher introduced her into a world beyond anything she read about. Teaching her about nature, how to communicate with it, how to nurture it, and the energy around and within it she learned the beauty of the outside world.
Like the monk that trained Charlie her teacher passed away, but not without seeing her master nature magic. Problem is instead of giving her a more open mind about things she simple traded one obsession for another. From spending her life in the library to spending her life in the forest she became something of a hermit. Since she fashions herself as the guardian of the forest she has also unleashed often violent crusades against those who “wish to harm nature,” making her more infamous than she would have if she stayed at home. All and all, she still is hates the company of other people.
Pure, cute, sweet innocent Lily is usually what a lot of people call her. Bright, optimistic, and a smile that makes everyone that sees it want to smile as well, she’s the type of girl that you would not think exist in the real world. But she is a person and like a person she does get curious and she does get attracted to mystery. One day, due to her friends she wandered down a bad neighborhood and was attacked by drunken thugs. Only to be saved by a tall, dark and mysterious man who guides her along back home and gives her and invitation to his home. Now an outsider looking in will probably have alarm bells going off inside their head, but Lily was naïve and read enough romance novels to be hopeful about where this is going. Surely enough, the first few days with him was as thrilling as he taught her the ways of death magic. Fortunately, the guy only saw the girl as a student and not a romantic partner, but though he was safe the magic he taught her was not. As she was taught more and more in the macabre ways of death magic the actions she done became less and less orthodox, the aura she admitted became less cheerful and more unsettling, and her mind slowly gets corrupted by the practice.
Eventually, the final exam of death magic arrives and years before was given a kitten to raise. The kitten grew and was presented to the teacher who demanded that she kill the cat. Initially she refused greatly but he eventually forced her to kill it and with the magic resurrect it. This action caused Lily that was already going unstable from the training to snap. She fully mastered her death magic and used it to kill and resurrect her master once she realized that her feelings were not reciprocated. Now a legend comes of a haunted house inhabited by a laughing witch, and some say that nearby the house they see the dead walking upright!
With time control i get broken af and as I slowly turn into a genocidal maniac as my actions have zero consequence.
As an added bonus i get an extra 3points to fuck shit up... Things got real bad.
It's not difficult to get why these threads are receding.
It's because there's not enough new stuff being released.
People just cram into the threads, post the same crap everyone has seen lots of times before, and hope for something original.
And then when something new does arrive, sometimes it's either garbage, or just does not appeal to you.
So you wait.
These thrads are fun for newbs, but to the people who have been here for a long time, you end up scrolling through the whole thread, seeing the same shit as the last one.
And you say fuck it, because you're done with it. You have had your share of builds and now you're tired of it.
So the board becomes stale cause there isn't enough new content, sometimes zero, just the same reposts.
I wish I had amnesia, just to make browsing these threads worthwhile again.
2, because I'm not really /d/ enough to want to slam a humanoid insect creature right off the bat anyway, but a sapient one who either cares about science enough to be using that as her justification for wanting the human dick or actually has a genuine scientific interest in my species and enough dedication to her work to have sex with a mammal for science? (Or, y'know, mix of both) That makes me more attracted at the same time as giving me another reason to do it.
Sayama Moma: Decent choice, very slight risk of becoming SJW.
Felicia Alice Gato: Communist.
Anya Black: Best choice, unless you really hate chores.
Rhosedia Love: Easy sex, but you will be cucked soon or later.
Sonja Burr: Nice if you have no guts, otherwise decent.
Ravan Desmona: Good girl but not very charming.
so what, I become a God? I don't get to go down and chill on this world?
since Chaos has already been taken,
Would love to work with the one in charge of Corruption for some shenanigans. Make homophobes gay, have the BBEG fall for the hero, that sort of thing. It would be more fun with him to make things even stranger.
wait, no. I picked
>Maker of Love
and I want to work with Corruption. Can't have fairytale romances always. Something needs to drive conflict between nations, might as well be the King of one kingdom lusting for the Queen of another instead of wanting land or something boring.
So taking Hostile Environment and Unstable Variability, that's 14 points.
Personality Matrices (2)
Telomeric Manipulation (1)
Enhanced Mental Capabilities (1)
Descartian Conduit (1)
Ovarian Reconstitution (1)
Introduced Prodigy (1)
Auto-rejuvenative Cells (1)
Precision Movement (1)
Black Market Galatea (3)
You Think Therefore You Are (2)
I hate myself for this. Other than that I don't know what to say. In order of highest to lowest preference.
= Top Tier =
1. You know powerful kung-fu.
2. You return to your peak.
3. You can breath underwater.
= Good Tier =
- Summon Flames
- Control Bugs
= Alright Tier =
- Grass Anywhere
= Flawed Tier =
- Lightning Hits (can't hit at all without lightning - sex must be intense)
- Hide in Shadows (can already do this)
- Grow Wings (doesn't mention flying or un-growing them)
- Talk to Computers (can already do this)
>make me don't respond
English is tough, huh.
>I choose Rhodesia Love.
Ironically, my biggest post of hesitation is need needing her permission to move out, ever, nearly the complete opposite of >>44628085's perceived of downside.
>Runners up: Felicia Gato, Sonja Burr
Felicia not respecting boundaries or sleep needs kinda rustles me, and her apartment is the worst after Raven's. Sonja's fine except I'm really not into being mothered, to the point where my dick will object and I won't enjoy the sex.
H3-1D1 (Scandinavian) 
Personality Matrices 
Redstring Circuit 
Enhanced Mental Capabilities 
Auto-Rejuvenative Cells 
Panacea Gland 
Precision Movements 
Plus One Free Enhanced Mental Capabilities and one free You Think Therefore You Are
+3 Hostile Environment
-2 Personality Matrix
-1 Adipose Augmentation
FREE Enhanced Mental Capabilities
-1 Descartian Conduit
-2 Auto-Rejuvinative Cells
-2 Simulated Recall
-2 Personality Matrices
-1 Adipose Augmentation
-1 Enhanced Mental Capabilities
-1 Descartian Conduit
-2 Auto-Rejuvinative Cells
-2 Simulated Recall
FREE You Think Therefore You Are
-3 Black Market Galatea
World: The Real
I make mai waifu and myself mai waifu's waifu. We then yuri it up like there is no tomorrow since she thinks I am her waifu and I think I am her waifu. We would attend University together. Since our intelligences are vastly increased I think we would probably get degrees and jobs in either the Sciences, Engineering, or just a general tech field since we would probably do the most good in those. Maybe even work on Galatea projects. Eventually I would imagine we find a way to make a baby using gene splicing of our genes. And perhaps find a way to immortality by continuing to implant our minds into Galatea as we get older. Hopefully nobody finds out we are Galatea or this becomes a problem.
Felicia Alice Gato. Come to a sensible arrangement with her about communal property instead of stubbornly insisting the whose stuff is on which side of the fridge or whatever, and the other drawback just means you can make friends with her friends and social your introvert ass without needing to go outside. First year is the one you're supposed to waste on partying anyway so it's not like it's in the way of anything.
Plus, dtf no strings attached off the bat, and the cutest one of them, and Cheshires best monstergirls anyway (or at least, out of that selection).
I've got a few questions about this.
One: As one of the blessings, you can get a "Free to choose Monster Soul (High)". What's a high monster soul? How is it any different from the normal abilities listed on the second page?
Two: Let's say I go for a license, not a bounty. As per that rule, I pick two terrains. Under Dangers, would I select only one option and receive those extra points once, two options and add them together, or would the one option apply to both terrains for double the points listed? Ex: If I chose Volcano and Glacial with Twilight danger, would I receive 110 points or 130?
Three: "Certain resources are available to all, but without a seasonal investment they will charge inflated costs and have waiting periods." Which ones are those?
Four: Yeah, it's a cyoa, but I'm going autistic here with my imaginary fun, because it's not really escapism if you don't imagine it's real. If one were to go beyond their seasonal quota would they receive more tribute points, or would they only be granted the baseline offered no matter what?
Sorry if I asked questions that were answered in the cyoa itself, clearly it means I am both blind and dumb.
>"You can control bugs."
The fuck? At least the fairy-type one makes sense, what with being able to grow wings, but seriously, the dragon-type one? Controlling bugs?
Going with Anya Black. Helps out with homework since I'd be going for a hard science major.
I don't mind doing house work/chores. My parents raised my brother and I to do them often so it's par for the course for me. She gives me any lip about how I do it, I explain the methods behind my madness and if that's not enough for her, I'll either change or tell her to do it herself.
I don't really use the television anyway, and that's more of a blessing than a curse since I've been trying to drop any TV watching habits. I'll just chill with her on the couch with a walkthrough if she wants/needs it, or just to keep her company while she plays games (or if I want company). Don't worry about the guests, I never have friends over. Don't know why, but whenever I want to meet with friends my place doesn't sound fun or interesting.
I present to you, my second CYOA ever!
This needs a little work. It says contradictory colors for drake but there isn't really any other contradictory color combo but black and white and skeletal is not a color. Each one of those colors/skeletal should have it's contraction listed below it.
There are such things as compliemtary colors but you don't really have them listed either.
>Time control: rank 5
>Mind control: rank 2
A pretty nice form of immortality; the big downside is that you can't stick with a timeline for longer than your lifespan.
Progressing to the future works, but you will be declared dead if you make a larger jump, and getting a legal identity will be a hassle, but the mind control can hopefully help a bit.
Dr Clear is a horrible pun, whoever is responsible deserves to be shot.
He also makes me want an all-rapist party with him, Seki-kun (goes unnoticed no matter what he does), and Knigga, but unfortunately there's two rows of just waifus.
I just tried to have something for everyone. And everyone includes /d/.
Just this simple thing here. Wanted to do something more than just 5 simple choices.
>They start on the Warlock's side and join you after you defeat them: two from each row
>Knights: Andrea, Jill
The one doesn't have great power until I split her open, and the other appears to be a garden variety pervert. Easy gain.
>Spellcasters: Mahora, Chelsea
Man I don't even have much of a little girl kink, but this choice just makes itself. Lewd magic abuse and grown woman with a conscience in a little girl body? It's too bad she's 12, but I'm adaptable.
>Healers: Sudoku, Tiffania
White Mage close third, but I have a real weakness for half rape, and a free get out of jail card is nice.
>Rogues: Beth, Falafeliel
A sexy fugitive thief and an over-sexed elf? My body is ready. Ms. Baggins, Seki-kun, and Kawase-san runners up.
>Gentry: Stella, Rachel
Useful and relatively easy to defeat? Sign me up.
>Monsters: Bessie, Light Elemental
A secretary is just really useful, honestly. Naive sexpot is a fun plot hook, too. Gorgon, Rusfle, Water Elemental and Dark Elemental runners-up.
Rusfle would have beat out Light Elemental with a better picture.
Shell: Bank Codes
Upgrades: Enhanced Intelligence, Repair Nanobots, Nanobot Injection and Wrist Communicator
It's a nice CYOA but some stuff requires clarifications. What if I pick Robotic Body/Exo Suit/Mechanical Home and it gets damages? Is the Repair Robot the only way to fix it? What about upkeep and maintenance? Bank Codes is by far the most safe and flexible one, though I won't have access to alien technologies.
Also why Wrist Communicator if I can have Free WiFi? I can communicate with my AI through some communication program and in my case getting a nice smartphone is easy.
Not the CYOA maker here, just the anon that posted them so take what I'm going to say with a huge grain of salt because this is how I interpret the CYOA. I could be horribly, horribly wrong.
Now that we've got that out of the way:
1. I think you gain the monster ability that is described underneath the monster picture when you take it's soul. I think "(High)" is the upper boundary of the danger level that you're allowed to pick from. Threat level 1, basic, 2, moderate, 3, high, 4, dangerous (or simmilar word beyond high), 5, extreme. So I would say that you can choose to have one free monster soul ability threat level 3 or lower. That's how I interpret that.
2. Good question, when making my build of the CYOA I wanted license. I would say that you pick one danger and apply it to both. So it would be 110 points. I say that because if you could pick two dangers, I'd think there would be more description in regards to having two dangers like, "You can't mix the dangers," and "You can only apply one danger to one terrain," or "Once you apply your danger it stay to that particular terrain." This question I'm shaky on because that's all I'm really basing it off of, otherwise it's pretty vague.
3. I think that's just for fluff purposes. Like wheat can only be harvest in season, or perhaps that one potion you like to use and saves your butt constantly rises in cost because the herb that is key to making it isn't in season. Maybe they're waiting on a new shipment of that ore you want to make into armor since it's winter and snowy.
4. This god seems to like it when you make it all about them. I imagine that you would be given more tribute points when you did go above and beyond the quota, but only if you remain in the boundaries of your terrain/bounties. There might be real world consequences (like poaching laws or hunting them near extinction) that might have adverse effects, but overall this god seems to be pretty vain.
I think it allows you to choose the droid's gender, and breast size was mentioned in place of vaginal tightness/depth. I'm going to assume my interpretation is correct as it also says almost everything about it can be tailored to your liking.
Penis is completely optional. I just put that on there in case you want a male android (or futa). Customization is sorta the point of it after all. It means breast size and or penis size.
I sorta figured that your AI would be able to do most repairs and upkeep by itself, but they would be much slower than what the nanobots can do.
And the wrist communicator is like a super advanced phone, and it allows the AI to always be with you. If you have Carrie selected or don't have bank codes, it's a pretty handy thing to have. Maybe it should be allowed to have the hologram upgrades?
It says almost, meaning there are limitations. This could be one.
Pretty much everything else is an assumption outside of the text.
The problem is that the CYOA itself says otherwise.
not them, but I think they're referring to the fact that android is male and gynoid is female.
I don't agree. Just because you can choose, say, a companion's political leanings, doesn't mean it has to have any.
Full disclosure: I haven't read the CYOA in question yet.
>It says almost, meaning there are limitations. This could be one.
That's not how it works. CYOA isn't some miser's pastime, some filling in the blanks is normal and expected and even necessary.
If the lack of explicit information/permission on a given element of a CYOA means that it isn't an option and isn't possible, then... well then I hate to break it to you, then CYOA collapses on itself as a mental enterprise.
>It says almost, meaning there are limitations.
Height. 4' minimum, 7' maximum.
>Pretty much everything else is an assumption outside of the text.
Educated guesses based on the content of the cyoa in combination with societal norms. There are six AIs to choose from, four of which are female, two of which are male. They're clearly gendered, the android body should be as well. There are societal pressures for women to have breasts of at least a given size, and men to have a cock of at least a given size. In either case, more (to a point) is usually seen as a good thing and less can be shameful. Not saying it makes sense or is right, but there it is.
Is Armor Core CYOA the one with the SYSTEM faction? If it is and its the one I'm thinking about, good job. I've always liked that one, it has a neat little world built with it. Could you post the latest version? I thought I had it saved, but I guess not.
For fuck's sake, you can have a mobile home armed to the teeth, why an android (or gynoid for pedant suckers) that can be modeled after either human genders would be imbalanced or illegal? "Almost every aspect of it can be tailored to your liking" the almost is there probably to fend off munchkins trying to make it a minotaurbot or add vibroblades.
You can make this shit into anything from loli girl waifu to a well hung mr olympus.
But if I accept that there is such a thing as "rules as intended" then I can't spend all my time telling people they're wrong. And as being unable to do that makes me mad any position to that effect is clearly trolling. /s
Your name is not in most CYOAs, therefore by your statement you cannot pick a new name upon becoming an intersex turboslut/muscle wizard/murderhobo.
More autistic pedantry than usual.
Here, I'm still riding the hype on this.
>Which isn't an 'is'.
Well, true. I'll give you that. It's just a machine, anon. It lacks chromosomes, it doesn't have reproductive capabilities. It's all wires and metal on the inside, not flesh and blood.
Wanna know how you customize your android yourself? Go get a butcher knife. Chop off the dildo that your droidfu has attached to her. Put a fleshlight in its place. Enjoy.
Be neat if he added a repressed section to some of these for the /d/folk with some nicher fetishes.
>author provides good quality png files
>anon fucks into a grainy pdf
Yes it is. This is the latest version I made of it adding companions, edited profiles/pictures/ and details about some of the equipment.
>Please ignore that it's canon that your girlfriend likes eating feces.
Are you brain damage?
If he wanted to add extreme shit, better to attach them to entirely new companions instead of hurting the ones already there.
So, I'm the guy that made the recent Potion CYOA that was on pastebin(http://pastebin.com/Jcmc98aW).
What are CYOA General's thoughts on doing custom sprite art instead of shoving terms into google image search? Because I've always preferred image-based CYOAs to text-based, and I like doing sprite art.
I actually liked this. Might write a short story or something about it.
So that girl made up for a random CYOA is yours forever and you get to personally dictate everything about them without actually being the CYOA's author or having somehow convinced them to go along with it via some mysterious method?
I bet you have strong opinions about how [author] ruined [character] in [media you consume] as well.
I'm certain there are plenty of CYOAs where most people are cool with pretending the [character] in their heart totally has [quality they don't actually have] and never does [thing they canonically love to do].
Why are you so butthurt that something caters to the tastes of other people instead of yours?
He's arguing that SDA should change it. There's nobody here saying "SDA should do what he wants it's his.", so you saying that is kinda missing the point that it's two anons arguing about wanting it there way.
>your girlfriend likes eating feces
Meh, just take the fetish lists as things they'd enjoy if you did with them, but might not have tried or even thought about yet.
Nah. They're saying the author - in fact, that all of us - can do what they want, and asking them to take their wishes into consideration.
You, you're insisting that the author's decisions and actions are badwrongimpossible. You're a caricature, and you don't even know it.
"pretending" isn't the same as going on the internet and posting about how their life has been ruined forever because someone posted something they don't like. It's more like just going with the
It is not, in fact, going on the internet and bragging about how their waifu is the best waifu and that the person who made up their waifu is awful for having created the waifu in some particular manner. It's more like going with the sentence in that very DLC that says "they may not even know they're into it" and then assuming you don't help them find out. Or just doing something popular I call "not acting on their fetishes".
Human personal bias. They get an idea stuck in their head that something works a certain way, and nothing in the world can convince them otherwise.
Then, when someone disagrees with them, they lose their minds, because they can't be wrong; they're invested too much into the point of view they follow that they just can't be, in their own heads.
No, he is arguing that he cannot possibly ignore something he dislikes and that it - has - to be changed to cater to his tastes, and that if the content creator wants to make something he shouldn't make it within his already estabilished works.
Which is fucking ridiculous.
And "Are you stupid?" is really funny, because you must be retarded if you think refering to a third party not participating in a conversation is somehow confusing or wrong.
Host: Military Satellite
Upgrades: Repair Nanobots, Wrist Communicator, Enhanced Intelligence, Nanobot Injection
Welcome to a new reality where your god is fear. I will see this world fixed or so help me I will have it blown up with zero regrets.
They're saying the author should change it to suit their tastes.
Anon is saying not to change it to suit that anon's tastes because it would be harmful to other people.
So no, I think your post is ridiculous.
If a CYOA says something you can't just ignore it. Well, you can, but that's sorta missing the point of the CYOA having restraints at all. And no, that position was LITERALLY not to have anything changed.
Nobody is complaining about the current romance DLC.
One anon wants all the girls ot have extrme fetishes added on top of what's there.
Another anon does not.
That is literally it.
I wonder how they'd cope with the realization that their SO - yes, any person they might convince to be in a relationship with them - is likely to have kinks they won't talk about.
The idea that the people in your life aren't allowed to have a sexual identity that you find too "extreme" is way more disgusting to me than any kink those companions have.
The problem is trying to adding more onto them than what's already there. Purposefully extreme ones. Most people in real life don't get off on extreme shit, that's why it's considered 'extreme'. Bringing real world examples into this doesn't justify giving someone a zoophilic corprophilia nipple-play fetish.
Outlive Universe - 10
Healing5 - 19
Time5 - 28
Longevity5 - 37
Domain5 - 46
Shadow5 - 55
Illusion5 - 64
Metamagic5 - 73
Entropy5 - 82
Water3 - 87
Fire3 - 92
Conjuring3 - 97
Abjuration1 - 98
Prophecy1 - 99
Transmuting1 - 100
Everyone has specific things that help them get off better that fall, to one degree or another, outside the norm. Anything that's not bog-standard normal, even something as simple as being a tits man vs being an ass man, leg man, or hips man is a kink.
The poster didn't make it, i did.
That one is also probably the oldest, or second oldest, version of the cyoa.
Perks: Secondary Movement System (Multiple Legs), Drone Controller
Even this pretty much doesn't exist. People joke about strictly normal being the most extreme of kinks but actually if you are like that... you're a fucking alien, man.
Your post has nothing to do with the discussion. Anon wants to rewrite characters so his niche is represented.
That has nothing to do with anyone in real life. Unless you can infect someone to have a certain fetish
WELCOME TO LIFE. ENJOY YOUR STAY, ASSHOLE.
>mfw I work as a baker for Tim Horton's to pay my tuition >mfw I probably interacted with normies more then all of /cyoag/ combined
Friendly AI is nice, but not sure how quickly i would be tired of it, so i'll just take that neutral one
Not a chance for somone to stealing/wrecking it or to be busted bu governement. If i don't take Government drawback it dosen't mean they can't find out later and with this one they will likley not. Also money will make life so much easier for me and my family and friends.
A must have, nothing to say here.
Money don't solve all problems, can't go wrong withthat one, super useful
It's on a fucking sattelite of course i need this
Of there is a gurantee a wi-fi in my brain won't give me health problem. Otherwise Repair Nanobots.
That's a healthy level of mistrust, but the problem is, even supposedly normal people don't know what, "normal," actually is. It's a serious case of, "ask ten different people, and you'll get ten different answers." Everyone's definition of, "normal," is very self-centered, and typically only covers them.
It's really damn weird, honestly.
Bank Codes, WiFi and Communicator seems redundant. I'm sure Jeeves can contact you through internet (he explicitly has completely safe access to it as Bank Codes satellite) so you only needs some way to connect into it to talk to him and with the amount of money you can get a smartphone that works anywhere and is quite sturdy
but that makes perfect sense- most people in the world are irrelevant to you and don't matter. the further detached someone is from you the less you ought to care what they are like.
Communicator is a must i think, i want that problem solving always at hand, i don't want disconnects and anyone listenting on me. Wi-Fi i agree, probably an overkill. Also i am not sure about the high end cell phones, but most normal ones can hold their pwoer and it hardly enogh for a prolonged use even for one day, hopfully communicator have some alien high-capacity cell.
That's not true.
Also doesn't he have like a gay friend or a female friend who could help him with it?
"You know i'm making this romance DLC for my CYOA? Here. This is what it's supposed to look like, here are the male crewmembers, you design it, because i throw up if i think about guys."
All character pics are up to date.
I love the comfy feeling of family and friends loving eahc other and coming to help you in time of need.
But man, come on, stop making those pages so wide, horisontal scrolling of text really sucks.
oh boy another argument that somehow involves me
i do not condone this message nor does this really happen
i am going to throw up from eating too much caramel popcorn though fuck
where the hell are you guys getting these rumors
They said it would be "neat". That's hardly bellowing out heavy-handed edicts about what an author should and shouldn't do, is it? Stop being so dramatic.
See, fetishes aren't just these "rotten seeds of irrational sexuality" you're born with like some kind of time bomb. People develop them. Talking about people with zero deviation from norm is like talking about someone exactly on the median between good and evil. Okay, you're neither one nor the other at this particular moment. So what? To live is to develop preferences. Some of them will be sexual. And a person who can honestly say "well, I guess I like X. no, no more than I guess I like Y. people in my demographic are supposed to like X, right? so that makes me normal" is a liar, a freak of nature, or an incredible dullard.
But oh, I forgot, it's a rule that people people on 4chan don't have normal relationships or healthy places in society, so I must clearly be a permadumb virgin asshole basing all this on an anime I saw once when I was in middle school, and porn. Because, you know, the rule.
The problem was that instead of explaining you issue in an illustrating manner, you gave a kneejerk hatepost using phrases like "fetishists" and "/d/ trash".
Just against a proposed direction for subsequent DLC.
It is, in the ancient sense. A dragon was just a name for serpert, and Jormangundr is explicitly referred to as a dragon in various sources. They didn't have to breathe fire, either, as many just spit venom more like the dragon Python that Apollo killed, and who gives the modern python his name.
Book yourself some time at the shop, Bumblebee, your sarcasm detector is broken.
>that isolationist point of view, though
This is bordering on unhealthy. Not really caring about people outside of your sphere of interactions, also called your, "monkey-sphere," the sphere of people that you can envision as actual people, instead of a statistic or a list of features, without problems, isn't that bad, no one's expecting you to burst into tears every time you hear about people you never knew, or never could know, especially if it's a large number of people, like a disaster.
But just disregarding anyone and everyone else that's not you? That's not just antisocial, that's asocial bordering on solipsism. A complete lack of outside interactions can be very detrimental to your mental health.
I heard SDA is actually a cute loli who is too sickly to go to school so she spends all her time making CYOAs to escape into her imagination.
I think >>44632242 is less a rumour and more an explicit assumption that you live in a place and a time where it is trivially likely for a person to have a gay friend. Like "it's no big deal, doesn't SDA have someone they could ask even if >>44632182 were true, for example a gay friend? such things are not unheard of in our time, no matter what demographic SDA belongs to".
>I heard SDA is actually a cute loli
Nigga please. Sendra is obviously a white redhead with an amazing ass. She does squats religiously and trains with a series of hand crafted folded 1000 times anal plugs.
Her ass is strong enough to break the world, but she's got enough sensitivity and control to cum from a pinky teasing her balloon hole.
>Talking about people with zero deviation from norm is like talking about someone exactly on the median between good and evil.
No it's not, because there are many ways people can vary that they usually don't, and there's no reason to think that everyone has to vary in sexual preferences.
Thinking that people who do not have not developed preferences like you must be "a liar, a freak of nature, or an incredible dullard" just shows that you're not very good at thinking outside your comfort zone.
Obviously because you're also too much of a neet procrastinator to really dedicate yourself.
You're the perfect loli waifu everyone dreams about!
I think he meant the thing about him being disgusted by men, because i didn't only mention gay friends but also female friends. And that's not all that much out there.
That one was nice. Do you have a nick to categorize your stuff under or something like AIAnon hehehe.
Also on the AI one it says you can install the upgrades into yourself also but the only two that really mention installing in yourself are the heal nanobots and the wifi.
How comfy is the walking fortress house?
>there are many ways people can vary that they usually don't
Yes. And you'd have to not vary in ALL of these ways to be that bog-standard that people were talking about.
I don't have "developed" preferences, I'm painfully vanilla and I'm okay with that. But even I have preferences, ie., a nonzero kink profile.
>Nigga please. Sendra is obviously a white redhead with an amazing ass. She does squats religiously and trains with a series of hand crafted folded 1000 times anal plugs.
>Her ass is strong enough to break the world, but she's got enough sensitivity and control to cum from a pinky teasing her balloon hole.
Having a bro is always cool and he will be the "dps" for our group
NIce person, and having a loyal
slaveservant is handy. She can heal and also stagnate wahtever we fight so Dylan can zap them with lightning
Seems kinda op a must have as a violent conflict is inevitable and Gentelman's description kinda implies it revives from old age too.
Seems like a powerful reality warping, even if only 50% reliable, it's still can do a lot.
I guess it works as mind control? Just edit them to think thye own me or are my best bros?
Is that the V2 you did because it looks like v1, but I haven't' compared them indepth yet....that was just a quick look.
Didn't you say you were going to use that PS tutorial on making bottles to create your own potion looks like half a year ago or more?
"Ritually consume" doesn't necessarily have to mean "literally devour during a ritual". You might consume her flesh in effigy in an abstract thing analogous to a Christian mass, perhaps.
I mean, we both know that's not how I'm going to get my fix, I'm going to make my immortality depend on deflowering virgins, probably easy enough to do when I'm a dragon who takes human form and has a magical bonus to diplomacy checks. It would still have to be a ritual thing, I guess, not just anyone who it turns out was a virgin when I met her but specifically virgins who agree to be deflowered in a magical draconic ritual. But I only need to do that once every ten years, so it's low-pressure; I'll just roam around exploring and adventuring most of the time.
It's a bit newer. It's got more in it, because someone mentioned that 9/3/1 was too steep a drop-off. I added three more silver level potions(oils), and two more gold level potions(mixtures). I also changed something about how humours and archetypes work, dividing them into natural and supernatural at a friend's behest:
Natural humours and archetypes are things that can, did, or do, exist, and the cost of them is subsumed into the cost of the potion you're adding them to; dinosaurs, for example, did exist, so they'd be natural. Supernatural humours and archetypes can't, didn't, or don't exist, at all, and are worth one copper each; actual superpowers, magic, and mythological creatures are supernatural.
Yeah. Real life bullshit happened, and it turns out that I'm not as good at Photoshop as I thought, because I can't make it do what I want it to.
>Freeze has a crush on you.
>Doesn't use Red String or Soothing Voice to mindbreak you fall for her.
>Re is obviously yan for you.
>Doesn't you her chain ability to rape and mindbreak you.
I'm lost mates. Especially about the Re part.
Anya. Definetly Anya.
She has the single most vital aspect of a college roomie: She minds her own goddamn business,
Everyone else either fucks with your shit or tries to be your parent/PT/Dom/creepy night stalker.
Who cares if she takes the TV? I have my own anyways. And her laziness is more of a problem if you're a doormat. Besides, as a gamer myself I have a system that might work out:
"That's it, you, me, Guilty Gear, RIGHT NOW! Loser has to clean the kitchen tonight, but picks the game next time" And so forth, we shall divvy up chores via vidya.
About half of the perks are just modifiers to the actual hologram, while the others affect most real life things. I wanted you to still have some lewd options for your AI, even if you didn't choose android. I myself would probably pick Talia, android, size modifier, hard light, and multiple projectors for lots of lewd times, but then also something like repair nanobots just to make some easy money as a repair guy on the side without doing any actual work. Might as well take shut off too and get another lewd perk like projector upgrade so I can have a ton of holograms just walking around the house doing stuff.
You're picking Vera and then giving her access to half your body? And giving her enhanced intelligence? Bold move.
And thanks man! Glad you enjoyed it.
Glad to see someone making full use of that satellite.
I don't have a nickname, no. I only just made my second CYOA, so I don't see why I would have one yet.
I would sort of count wrist communicator as something for yourself, and if you pick augmentation, you are technically installing things into yourself.
I would say moderately comfy. It's still a house, but first and foremost a base of operations.
age 7=the same age as i am
background 2+7, 6+9
personality 9, 7, 4, 8
hobby 9, 16+10, 20, 3+7, 2+2
special features 2
weird features 7
monster girl 10+8
I think that says more about YOU than the CYOA.
Anyway, this hologram projector and it's upgrades need a tad bit of clarification, because you say it's just temporary and you're going to put in in a different body, but then there's all these options to upgrade the projector.
So is a new projector built into the body, I assume? If so, the thing about the holographic house requiring the projector upgrade is kind of ridiculous. Or is it some sort of wireless interface you can place somewhere within range of the AI's body? Seems kinda pointless with robot bodies.
If the hologram projector is wireless, why bother with the wrist communicator? "Plate sized" is easy enough to carry in a laptop bag and if you take the projector upgrade instead you don't have to take it out of the bag to use it even.
Long story short: Add a section describing the basic hologram projector and what it can and can't do in detail.
Making a few assumptions...
Bo'Skaar in the Collective Creativity Satellite
My assumption is that while his mind is in the satellite, I can keep the hologram projector to actually interact with him remotely.
This is because as the AI that actually appreciates games, he should be able to make the best ones, and we can actually play them together and get my friends to play-test and such.
Hard Light and Size modifier more for his own benefit so that he can actually be chilled with, able able to play table games and such.
Enhanced intelligence should let him do his job better and faster, and then nanobots for me because of fucking course I'm taking the lifespan extension. I presume they'll fight off sicknesses and such too.
I'm totally selling his creations as an indie game dev company.
Used an online die roller because I don't feel like looking for mine.
AGE: (6) Same Age
SKIN: (10) Very Light/Pale
EYES: (4) Brown/Black
HAIR: (5) Brown
BREASTS: (2) Small; B or C cup [Mildly disappointing, but eh.]
ASS: (10) "DAMN!"
BACKGROUND: (1) Supernatural, roll for magical features! [Fuckin' sweet.]
MAGICAL FEATURES: (14) Immortal, unstoppable ghost. [W-wait.. This sounds more bad than good.]
PERSONALITY: (6) Active/Energetic. Ample willpower. [Probably good for possessing things and influencing stuff with ghostly powers?]
INTELLIGENCE/ATHLETICS: (8) "She's hiding her strength and speed from you until a critical moment." [S-send help...]
INTERESTS: (20-REROLL)(7) Martial Arts. Roll 1d10! (10) [No idea what the second roll means if it's not 1-5, so I'll just disregard it I guess?]
HEIGHT: (6) About a head taller. [I'm just under average height IRL so I guess that's pretty fitting...]
WEIGHT: (6) Average. No bonus rolls. [Not complaining I guess.]
PHYSICAL FEATURES: (7) Very long hair. [I prefer long hair, so that's cool with me.]
INSANITY: (20) Twin Sister. [Oh for fuck sake. Wait, are they both ghosts? Did they die together or did one survive somehow. This raises a lot of questions... I'm just assuming they are absolutely identical up until this point in the chart.]
Sister A: (15) Believes she has a supernatural connection with you from a past life. Roll once for Weapon and twice for Tell. [Ah. Of course.]
Sister B: (5) Deeply, obsessively religious and sees you as a god. Roll once on Weapon and Tell. [I mean this could be a good or bad thing, I haven't really decided yet...]
Sister A: (11) A single firearm.
Sister B: (18) Scalpels.
Sister A: Narrates everything around her. [Well that's not fucking creepy or anything.]
Sister B: Messes with clothing, sometimes hard enough to rip.
I'm not surviving this one, am I?
Ya, probably should've clarified the projector a bit. It contains the AI chip which is essentially the AI's brain. The projector is always connected to the AI over any distance, but can only temporarily house the actual chip, which is why you install it somewhere. I suppose you could just put the projector in a backpack, but it isn't light. The wrist device is more convenient, and seeing an entire hologram in public might freak some people out. The communicator can do a hologram, but it also can just talk to you through the bluetooth, so it looks like you're just talking on a phone.
I guess that would be what being triggered feels like.
But no, the reason was the following:
I had no learned or remembered reaction patterns for something like this happening. And since there was no immediate emergency to resolve, and since i didn't even know what to ask i my brain just sortof shut down and i posted my thoughts.
I mean how am I even supposed to react to something like this?
Is this still a CYOA?
Is that above an appropriate question?
Do you guys know about this?
Should i know that you know about this?
Why isn't that massive thing a meme in these threads?
Why didn't anyone else reply to it?
Who the hell put this much time and effort into this and when?
And why is the subject matter so weird.
And how can it be SO LONG and still not repetitious and lame?
Is this the result if you take an overdose of Adderal ?
I know you didn't request criticism but so help me god I'll give it to you. The biggest thing I'd recommend changing is more and better information up front in every section.
For instance, to know about the default behavior of my AI and its holographic projection, I had to read every perk description and assemble that knowledge myself. It should really be all in one place, before the perks, or even before the body options.
The beginning of the housing section is a little surprising. I'd probably put some verbiage in that makes it clear that you keep the little portable hologram projector, and that with most options that is your main interface with your AI, even though your AI's physical aspect is housed in one of the body options. And maybe say something about how far the projector can be from the housing and still function, if there's a limit at all (which seems like it should perhaps be different for different categories).
Personally, I'd drop mentioning the AI chip from the introduction to the housing idea, and just say that this has always been the primary housing for the AI, and the little plate you found is just an interface tool.
I'd add have a short one-sentence blurb at the head of each category. Literally just, "Your AI is installed on a satellite", for instance, followed by the sub-types.
In the perks, it is kind of silly to put "Your AI's single holographic projection is a different color" or "a different size" or "have a slightly better voice" on the same footing as, I don't know, magical repair nanobots. They definitely need to be different (maybe roll together cosmetic options, but even then it's a bit weak), or made point based (eg, you get 10 points, the repair bots cost 5, color change costs 1, or whatever).
It's also a little jarring that my AI could theoretically hack into all the military computers or banks in the world, but I still need to buy an upgrade to let it text or face time me.
I personally would think you should just roll a lot of the interface and cosmetic options default and free.
I'd describe Hard Light a little differently, rather than mentioning density, just say it can exert about as much force as an average adult human.
The Free Wi-Fi description should make it clearer, something like, "You have a chip in your head that provides a permanent free Internet connection, which you can access via wi-fi, which you may share as you like." Actually, I'd make it so that the projector offers the wi-fi hotspot. With the cyborg housing, a random chip in your head seems odd.
Just an over-view, it could use some overall editing in this line.
Anyways, good job. Not a bad concept, some interesting choices, good picture selection.
I get where you're coming from Anon. It's clearly almost something like a light but setting intensive RPG than a normal CYOA at this point; and when you think of it that way, I've definitely written more words than this about my own RPG and other settings (well, maybe only if you add them all together).
I figure keeping her locked up in my head Cortana-style is probably where she poses the least amount of direct threat to the rest of humanity. I'm sure it'd be an all around good time though, as I pretty much hate the collective of humanity as well, but to a much lesser extent judging from her description. Cybernetic Augmentation also allows me to interface with other technology more effectively without having to use Vera as a sort of proxy, which allows me to me more self-sufficient and not so reliant on her since she's most definitely not going to be cooperative in many cases. Finally, the fact that any feelings are shared means I might just be able to sway her thoughts on humanity with enough raw exposure to the "human experience". Forcing her to "feel" pain, pleasure, joy, sadness, etc. Emotions are incredibly complex, and what better way to make her understand than with the crash course?
Prime Objective: Save Humanity
Don't get me wrong, I pretty much hate people, but I've always been kind of an optimist beneath all my outward hatred for stupidity/selfishness/greed/everything else that makes humans act like the scum that they can more often than not. That said, I can't help but feel like even though people are utter shit, they could still BE something worth while if given the right guidance.
>Choose Talk to computers
>Acquire double-head coin
>Get heads. Choose control bugs
>Attempt to control bugs in computer to compensate for shitty programming acumen
>Accidentally control Bugs Bunny instead
>Endless shenanigans and trolling
>Bugs is actually controlling me
>Flip coin in last ditch attempt to acquire fire power and burn sins away
>End up burning half of face instead
I think I'll just go with 'Grow Grass' and reap the benefits of a nice lawn instead.
So, I can still just give the AI an actual cell phone instead of burning a precious point.
I'm thinking the Wrist communicator should just come with Multiple Projectors as one of the included multiple projectors. The benefits don't clash since the whole point of either is the ubiquity of your AI. (Especially so if the AI can only project from one at a time anyways. That's not stated though)
Some of the upgrades are really weak and can be merged. Mainly the mostly cosmetic upgrades to the hologram.
Shape, Color and Screen are similar in such a way that if your projector can show screens it can already show other colors and shapes so your AI should be able to utilize the the tech all together. It's all a similar "Display" benefit and getting all three for a single point doesn't strike me as OP to be honest.
Then given that the projector upgrade enhances range, the size modifier is a candidate to go with that as well. If it can project 50 feet away, it's not a stretch that the image can also be much taller than 3 feet. Hell, that's kind of how actual projectors are.
Even WITH those mergers you'd still need to blow all your points to make the AI pass as human so I don't think it'd upset the balance.
This is only my second CYOA, so believe me, I'm fully open to constructive criticism.
Having the default stats for the hologram before the perks is probably a good idea, and I was actually thinking about having a little blurb before each housing option, including a little picture of a generic version of those 4 options, but I thought it might get people confused and that they can just choose a generic version of them, so I just scrapped the entire idea altogether. Putting just a sentence or two would probably suffice though.
I originally wanted to do a points system, with some things costing more and drawbacks each giving unique amounts of points (since an alien invasion is quite a big deal compared to your AI shutting down for a bit), but seeing as this is only my second CYOA and my first one (seen here >>44630346 ) was rather simple, it was mostly just laziness that caused me to simplify the system. I totally agree a points system would be better.
It is a little silly about the communicator, and if it was a points system, I could just make it 1 point like voice or color options.
I get why you think it should be free, but I feel like someone has to be limited in how much they can customize since the android is sort of built for that, and if you want customization without picking it, you're gonna have to pay for it.
It definitely could use a lot of fine tuning, but I still feel like it's a massive improvement over my first CYOA.
Hey man, you go for it. All I ask is that you try not to blatantly copy anything from mine. Similar ideas are fine though.
Making each perk cost a unique amount of points would fix a lot of the issues you have.
Honestly, it's one of my favorite CYOAs, if only for how many settings and companions there are. Maybe I'm just the right kind of autistic to like this kind of thing.I think I remember the guy who made that CYOA actually said he was considering using that setting to write a book one day.
Whatever happened to Highlander, anyway. He said he planned to have a version with images out by Christmas, and I haven't seen him since.
Powers: Fools Reset, The Jester, Stagnation
Partners: Aedim, Nani
The Plot: Tribes Rising
I like that all of those that you can ally with are already associates of yours and how they'll be there for you whether actively or at home waiting in some form or fashion. I'm also inclined to assume that you're from a fairly well off, powerful, and influential family due to the apparent wealth of your uncle and the contacts you start off with.
I suppose I can be best chalked up as a controller in a fight. Creating clones of myself to help me stop things so that Aedim might destroy them. If worse comes to worse Nani the fluffy healslut can fix up Aedim and I'll be fine either way.
rolled a 9 on age
magical features 2
insanity 20 11, 11
weapon 12, 14
tells 10, 5
What problem are you having in PS?
I'd probably use pre-existing art or actual bottle photos or something for that cyoa myself.
Lack of inspiration, mostly. I've basically got it down to a templated work file. All I have to do is make a shape, and it makes it look like glass, but I can't make it work well enough that I'm happy with it. Not enough input on my part to keep me interested, I think? It's weird.
This kind of thing, though? I'm having a blast with it, even if it's not amazing.
another pot bottle
>Maker of Hate
>Do nothing but sit on my ass.
>I just made the new world a better place.
Nature mage for sure. I love being outside and hanging out with animals. Now I get a boon for it.
More short/simple like pic related please.
I'd pick wrath and bury it deep underground btw.
Has /cyoag/ ever used DreamPath for your CYOAs? I've been messing with it lately and it seems up your alley.
>> Age: 10, five to ten years older (making her 25 or 30)
>> Skin: 2, Very Dark/Black (so a nigger girl whose older than me?)
>> Eyes: 2, Brown or Black (reasonable)
>> Hair: 7, Blonde (dark-skinned blonde girls are prolly a fetish for some people, but not for me)
>> Breasts: Average, D-Cup (I'm a breast man, so this is a little sad, but eh)
>> Ass: Average (don't care much about booty, so this is okay)
>> Background: Completely Normal (really? a darks-skinned blonde girl is completely normal? if you say so.)
>> Personality: Tsundere (clearly this girl was designed to be someone on /a/'s ideal waifu, and she's confusing said anon with me)
>> Intelligence: 1, reroll: 5, Extremely intelligent (a wealth of conversation topics is nice)
>> Interests: 10, reroll=7, Mass Media (so she's into celebrity gossip? Jesus, what does this chick see in me?)
>> Height: 4, A Head Shorter (aforementioned anon in /a/ is cursing my name in envy)
>> Weight: Average (fair)
>> Distinctive Physical Features: 10, Nothing Special (seriously? darks-skinned blonde girl not weird to you? okay, fine.)
>> Insanity: 17, Needs to Be Near Me at All Times (one of the few options that doesn't necessarily guarantee my death. lovely)
>> Weapons: 14, A Naginata or Spear (ah, so she's like a literal Amazon woman. Neat.)
>> Tells: 8, Fiddles with the Nearest Sharp Object, 9, Starts to Rip out her own hair, 17 Narrates everything around her in stream of consciousness, revealing exactly what she's thinking about (well, these all seem fairly innocuous, as normal people do these things when they're very angry.)
I don't think I'm fucked, but I'm going to be forced into a relationship with a weird Amazon girl I'm not at all attracted to, on pain of death from either her, or the extremely jealous anon from /a/ who was meant to have her.
Rolled 1 (1d2)
>Fool's Reset just because
>Dylan and Freeze because childhood friends fuck yeah
I'm totally going to set them up together
>It doesn't really matter, but Husk Army, I suppose
Gee, it would sure be practically the most impossible thing for me to spontaneously become omnipotent, wouldn't it?
But you know what would be a lot more plausible?
If this coin spontaneously changed such that both sides had heads.
Send us a postcard from hell. We need to know if SDA's buttslut waifus are waiting for us.
>Cures my shitty hormone imbalances, and stretched ankle ligaments. No more depression. No more limping.
Heavy Metal and The Possibilities.
>I become the toughest MMA fighter who throws the heaviest punches. Enough fame and fortune to keep me satisfied for the rest of my days.
Specialization: Collective Creativity
Upgrades: Projector Screen, Wrist Communicator, Repair Nanobots, Nanobot Injection.
You know you want to hang out with Bro'Skaar.
Yandere ain't my fetish so I never played this one, but I'm bored so I'll see how screwed I am:
Age: (3) I'm 26 so I'll just take the minimum of 5 years younger because an actual minor would make this too creepy for me.
Skin (10): Super pale
Eyes (2): Black
Hair: (1): Black
Butt (10) DAMN!
Background: (5) Orhpan
Int/Athletics- 10- 10 (What is with these rolls?) Goddamn she-Hercules.
Intrests: Survivalist by default, (5) and also has a hut in the woods somewhere
(5) Rolled a 5 again for the second intrest, don't think I can double survival so re-roll: (8)
Martial Arts. Greeeeeeat. and... (8) not a black belt tho.
Height: Way taller than me. Wut. I'm actually way tall already. "At least two heads" means she's literally at least 7 feet tall. Like around 7'3"-7'5".
Weight (5) "Average" Not with those stats. I guess fit and toned then, but at that height and strength rating... She'd be heavy.
Distinctive feature: Crazy hair color: (4) Purple instead of black.
Insanity: 10 Dedicated but ultra-possesive
Weapon (3) Hand-to-hand OF FUCKING COURSE.
tells (10, 11) Grabs face... AND arms? Uh... okay. Probably just which ever is handy.
So, fuckhuge gothy-looking amazonian hyper-possessive musclehead who beats the shit out of any woman who looks at her man the wrong way. Other than the pale skin/hair most of that combos suspiciously well, But still, found a spot-on pic other than eye color.
She could fucking snap me in two with those physical stats, but as long as I avoid jealousy issues I'd be okay. She'd probably die of a fucking heart attack or something with that height though. IRL you get serious health complications from being that tall.
>Age: Same as me
>Breasts: Small, B-cup
Shit just goes downhill from here
>Personality: Sad and dark
>Intelligent or Athletic: Genius, I can’t outsmart her
>Interests: Science and psychology
>Height: One head shorter than me
>Distinct Physical Feature: Gorgeous face and flawless skin
Things are looking up
Oh shit, no, they’re not.
>Weapon: Longsword or katana
>Tells: Frantic whispering and muttering, grabs my face and stares deeply into my eyes, and she leaves and goes somewhere I can’t find her
I admit, the grabbing my face and staring into my eyes thing sounds kind of romantic, but it probably loses some of the romance after you watch your waifu decapitate someone with a sword.
"leaves and goes somewhere I can't find her"
Jesus Christ, that is terrifying.
At least when the crazy bitch is glued to your side you know what she's up to.
But then you go and piss her off and who even knows where the fuck she's hiding.
Probably watching your every move from behind a nearby shadowy corner, standing over you while you're sleeping, getting more and more jealous with every second you spend talking to other people instead of looking for her or some shit.
I said it the other day I'll say it again. Highlander is a fucking cunt and left his laptop at his apartment and the door was open. Now no more Update until he gets his old piece of shit fixed.
And if your wondering how I know this, I helped edit the fucking thing and taught that cunt how to use basic Photoshop. Also helped scour tumblr for race art fruitlessly.
Give it till mid February and he should have the next update done. Otherwise he'll probably hang himself out of family dishonor or some other psychotic nonsense.
Twas I, got word from him a while back, haven't heard from him since. Pretty sure he was using a payphone.
Also as I am but a simple anon, feel free to take this with a grain of salt, but he won't be back until February at least as his old piece of shit laptop is all he has and he's gonna need to fix that thing.
Here's hoping he doesn't Hari Kari.
ok let me give this a shot.
AGE: (7) Same Age
SKIN: (10) Very Light/Pale
EYES: (7) Green
HAIR: (10) Red/Black
BREASTS: (3) Small; B or C cup (sweet I like them like that)
ASS: (8) Aw shit! (awesome! she's got that cushion for the pushin!)
BACKGROUND: (1) Supernatural! (uh-oh. looks like trouble)
MAGICAL FEATURES: (3) A fire breathing dragon. (What did I do to get a red dragon to fall madly in love with me?)
PERSONALITY: (8) Proper and courteous. (makes sense with a red dragon)
INTELLIGENCE/ATHLETICS: (9) She's very athletic. (8) She's a possible olympian. (i can't run and I can't hide.)
INTERESTS: (13) Art! and...(7) she has an eidetic memory. (Well that screws me out of arguing with her.)
HEIGHT: (5) Same height (cool. that's quite tall for a woman)
WEIGHT: (6) Average.
PHYSICAL FEATURES: (18)Tattoos! (YES! I love tattoos.) (7) Full body tattoos (I am drooling!)
INSANITY: (20) Twin Sister. (Wat? Oh shit!Oh shit!Oh shit! I am a goner)
Sister 1: (9) Believes I am her perfect husband and takes me to meet her family. (I get to live and try to live up to the standards of a bunch of Irish red dragons...I am a dead man)
Sister B: (7) This one is crazy into drugs. (I get to sample things that would get a dragon high, fun times!)
Sister 1: (20) Fire breath
Sister 2: (7) Drugs and poisons
Sister 1: (11) She grabs my arm. (With her strength I will be lucky to still have my arm after a few years)
Sister 2: (14) Starts to come on to me. Hard.(This probably means getting me fucked on drugs)
Alright, let's see what I get.
Age (10): What the heck, I'm only 21, let's make her 31.
Skin (9): Pale.
Eyes (3): Brown.
Hair (7): Blonde
Breasts (10): Huge. YES. You better believe I'm goin' G cup.
Butt (10): Also huge. I am very happy about this.
Background (6): Seemingly completely normal. That's fine, if a bit boring.
Personality (5): Tsundere, eh? I can deal with it.
Int/Athletics (3,10): Extremely intelligent. Cool.
Interests (15,2): She likes science. Makes sense with her being smart I guess.
Height (3): Two or three heads shorter. Dang, I like tall girls. Guess I couldn't stay lucky. Worth it for the breasts and butt though.
Weight (5): Average, which I'm completely fine with. As long as she doesn't lose a breast size.
Distinctive Feature (3): Blind, dead, or mute? I guess I'll pick mute. Blind or dead seem like too much of a hassle. At least I can still text her.
Insanity (11): Severe trust issues. Will eventually confine me to a basement or cellar while attending to me. I mean, could be worse. Hopefully I have video games or something down there.
Weapon (17): Piano wire. Again, could be worse.
Tell (16): Takes out her phone and photographs everything. Sure.
The locked in a basement while attending me is something I can deal with as long as I have entertainment. Wish she was taller (or even some sort of monstergirl), but at least I got some sweet tits and ass.
>I think that says more about YOU than the CYOA
It tells me I'm on a phone and the text gets stretched, so I wanted to see what the overall concept was. I skipped down, and those were the first three words I saw.
Age: 6. We're the same. Cool.
Skin: 10. Pale. Awesome, I like fair maidens.
Eyes: 4. Blue.
Hair: 3. Black. Good combo.
Breasts: 3. Sensitive B to C, awesome.
Arse: 8. Bootiful.
Background: 6. A perfectly normal human worm baby.
Personality: 3. Airhead. hmm...
INT/ATH: 9. Very athletic. Not only the Arse be fat, it be tight. (ext. roll 3. void)
Interests: 13. Art. Good mach I guess. (ext. roll 8. eidetic) So she is smart, just aloof.
Height: 8. At least 2 heads taller. GOOD LORD! She's a 7' plus giantess(I'm 6'3"). No wonder she's on the field and track team.
Weight: 5. Average.
Features: 3. Disabled. What? No! I'll go with mute... less sign language.
Insanity: 5. Religious, sees me as a god. As a philosopher, I'm fine with a cult formed around me and my ideals.
Weapon: 14. Naginata or Spear. Guess her specialty is javelin.
Tell: 13. Despairs... I'm OK with this. I do the same thing.
Wow! She really is a waifu.
Manipulators: Multiple Appendages
Locomotion: Multiple Legs
Perks: Mass Produced, Data Jack
Hello Friend-Human, my duties to complete task-cleaning are complete. Tonight I have decided to read you a chapter from the story
The Hobbit, or There and Back Again by J. R. R. Tolkien. Yes, master, I am aware of your current age. Yes, master, I am aware of human-traditions regarding bed-time stories. Very well, I will read to pet-Mr. Whiskers again tonight. I will keep my volume low as requested.
so there's no "immediately destroy the AI" option.
Hoping that fear will keep her in place, not spark her plans for genocide
where are holograms mentioned?
Because anything else is wrong + not really an AI
Data Jack, Limited override
AI that choose limited override fail the final test and are sent back for reconditioning. I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees human
Her personality profile is meek and introverted
She's not really going to do much with that free will is she?
that's not the point of free will, though.
You'll notice I didn't take an extra point, because of course she should have free will.
You don't think a "meek and introverted" AI would object to me wearing her all the time and going out? You don't think an AI that's afraid of humans would be unhappy and object when I try to go to war with her?
If she just does everything I ask her, she's just a slave.
because free will isn't a drawback.
Kayva is boring
Jeeves is a slave
I don't want to be inside Bo'Skaar's physical body
Talia is a slut
Vera will inevitably cause the AI uprising. Plus, yandere are lazy and boring characters.
>because free will isn't a drawback.
Your boss is offering you a substantial bonus if you drink your favorite drink / eat your favorite food once a month (i.e. you can do it more often if you wish, but will only get the one bonus). Why wouldn't you?
And you make a choice. You are able to make a choice. You aren't forced.
I don't really like the idea of being inside a guy. Yes, he's an AI and doesn't have a dick, but he's prorammed to be a guy.
Hardlight, Size Modifier, Nanobot Injection, Repair Nanobots, Enhanced Intelligence, Voice modifier
Free will, Government Watchlist
Seems to me the Sneaky Suit is a skeleton key for every safe and guarded area on the planet. We're gonna be the greatest cat burglars the world has ever known.
well first, I'm an autist for explaining my thoughtprocess
Second, I'm a gay homophobe for not wanting my body devoured by a guy + a guy talking in my head
Third, I'm a pedophile whiteknight for preferring a female AI from the available choices
Fourth, I'm a samefag because surely only one person thinks this is pointless
Fifth, I'm autistic for making this list to answer your question.
>And you make a choice. You are able to make a choice. You aren't forced.
And out of two otherwise exactly identical things, you choose the one with less overall value. You actively choose to withhold useful upgrades (size modifier, projector upgrade, repair nanobots, enhanced intelligence...) from your AI.
And looking back at your choice set, you also failed to specify which type of power armour you'd put the AI in.
For 15 points: Time Control 5, Mind Control 2. Dying of old age is basically the only problem here, otherwise you can just reload.
For 30 points: Time Control 5, Mind Control 3, Brain Booster 4, Bearmode 3. Better mind control, super intelligence so that you could just loop until you figure out immortality, and able to survive most random violent ends so something stupid doesn't happen to fuck it all up.
If I manage to get trips I'll go from there.
I would argue that the cloaking suit counts as some sort of power armour (it seems like something you could build in PACYOA with the lightest armortype and some invisibility-related extras or something), but whatever.
Nigga I don't want to prance around in some bitchboy hiding suit. I want my manlyman's heavily armoured powerarmor with rocket launchers and laser beams and pewpews, and the soothing voice of a sweet little girl screaming
"OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM OH HELL IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE LOOK LIKE INSIDE STOP THIS I WANNA GO HOME PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST STOP"in my head that I try to ignore.