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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: THE MISSILE KNOWS 2016-01-07 01:11:26 Post No. 44612947
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: THE MISSILE KNOWS
planefag (ID: !!0ZviLFh59My)
2016-01-07 01:11:26
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With the cool, piercing gaze of the slender redhead pinning you to the wall, you hover for perilous heartbeats between madly flailing for the answer she's waiting for and doubling down on your mistake, trading pride now for a shellacking later.
Your indecision is as brief as your attempted denial. But where humility fails, officiousness flourishes -you're a *professional,* and you have a *schedule.* “Just as well,” you tell the sour-looking young woman. “I was gonna find you later and have you watch it on my smartphone, anyway.”
Arizona's thin eyebrow twitches just a bit. You suppress an internal sigh. “Yeah, we need to talk, later.”
“Well that relatiOOF!” Zuikaku exclaims behind you as Shoukaku plants her elbow in the sprightly girl's midsection. Arizona's eyes fall to the paperwork in front of her as she begins shuffling it together and tapping it on the desk, ostentatiously clearing her workspace - but it's not like her to drop the conversation (so to speak) without *some* sort of acknowledgment. She seems, in her way, to be a little nonplussed.
You usher the rest of your little group in - Hamp, Shoukaku and Zuikaku, Akagi and Kaga - and Hate in the rearguard, holding open the door for his corgis to tow in the rollercart with the coffee on it. As they take their seats, you pull the projector screen down at the far end of the room (shoving aside an easel with some asinine diagram trying to add a *fifth* dimension to what they USED to call C-*3*) and then turn to your smartphone, pulling up the relevant “training video” from youtube. Then you turn on your phone's wi-fi, sign into the base network (working the onscreen keypad as deftly as one with hands your size is able) and finally bring up the proprietary app to set up the media stream. It's roughly akin to Chromecast, but it's “secure,” designed for the military and cost enough to purchase a new corvette.
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AHA! I ARRIVED
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“First. Some background,” you announce. “Most naval combat in the modern era revolves around the long-range guided missile, both for offense and defense. Aircraft are still very important, of course, but they also use missiles as their primary munition.”
“Long-range?” Hamp asks.
“Yeah. The longest ones can go upwards of a thousand miles.”
Hamp blinks. “Fukkin how?”
You tap the smartphone and bring up a picture onto the projector. “Behold. This was the first missile the Navy started working on immediately after the war - specifically for anti-aircraft defense. It was named the Talos missile.” You tap the screen again. “And here's a model of it, showing a crewman for scale. Notice anything?”
“It's fucking huge?” Hamp says drolly.
“It's the size of a plane!” Akagi exclaims.
“Precisely,” you say, nodding at Akagi. “It IS the size of a plane. This one was designed for anti-aircraft work, so it was built for shorter-ranged speed, but the long-range ones use modified versions of aircraft engines and actually have thin, spring-loaded wings - they're basically aircraft with computer guidance instead of a pilot.”
The others are familiar with this much at least, but Hamp is all ears. “Are they remotely controlled? Like radio-control planes?”
“The first ones were, actually,” you say. “You know the Zed Baker thing the carriers had to guide planes back home?”
“Yeah.”
“Later they refined that technique as a landing aid; same idea for much shorter ranges. An instrument that'd tell you what side of a very narrow radio beam you were on, it'd guide pilots right onto the runway. They used it in reverse for this missile; its equipment was calibrated to keep it riding the beam as it flew outward. Once it got close, it had its own radar receiver - just an antenna dish, really - and it'd home in on the energy it reflected from the mother ship's radar.”
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Inb4-
Oh wait.
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AHAHAH! First for fairies!
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“Huh,” Hamp says. “But how was it controlled? Vaccum tubes?”
“Transistors, actually. Invented just after the war - same job, a hell of a lot smaller and tougher. We've got silicon-based circuits now which make them insanely compact.” You tap your phone. “Which is how we do shit like this. The guidance packages got smaller and smaller - hell, they just came out with a missile that can be fired out of an under-barrel launcher on rifles, like a rifle grenade on crack.”
“... huh,” Hamp allows. “So you can attack people from a thousand miles out?”
“As long as you know where they are - you still have to scout for them, of course.”
“How does the missile find its way?”
“A dozen different ways, but inertial guidance is the big one.”
“Inertial what-now?”
You give him a small smile. “Lemme show you.” You tap the button, and the 'training video' begins to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
Your small, captive audience undergoes a most fascinating metamorphosis as the short video plays. Zuikaku's jubilant curiosity slowly slackens into mortified confusion. Akagi's pleasant little patient smile never leaves her face, but her head's inclination grows steadily as the video drones on. Kaga's blank expression seems to harden like a kiln-fired brick. Shoukaku's the first one to glance at you questioningly, seeking an explanation you refuse to give - you point back at the video sternly. And Arizona -
- flicks her eyes back at the screen as you glance at her.
Huh.
“... it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called 'error',” the video finishes.
You clap your hands together briskly. “So! Any questions?”
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Akagi is the first to raise her hand.
“Yes, Akagi?”
“How does the missile know where it is, again?” she asks politely.
“Oh,” Hamp chimes in. “See, it knows where it isn't.”
“... but how?” she persists, a look of honest bafflement on her face.
“Easy,” Hamp says airily. “It's moving, so in a few seconds it'll be where it wasn't, and then that's where it is.”
“... but where *is* that?”
“Where it wasn't.”
“Ah,” Akagi says faintly.
“I believe,” Kaga cuts in sharply, “she means to ask how the missile knows *where* it wasn't was located at.”
“In the past,” Hamp says. “Because that's where it now *is.*”
“WHERE is that place!?”
“Where the missile is.”
“WHERE IS THAT?”
“Dunno,” Hamp says. “You'd have to ask the missile, because it always - ACK!” he squawks as Kaga shoves Hamp bodily, causing him to pitch back in his cheap folding chair. He sprawls on his back, Starbucks cup held straight-up aloft to prevent a spill of the precious liquid. Kaga shoots you a challenging look and you hold up your palms in chary surrender - no jury on earth would convict her, and you both know it.
A soft rapping of knuckles on wood draws your eyes to Arizona. She makes a bang-shooty motion with her thumb and forefinger, then shrugs inquisitively.
[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
[ ] Misinterpret this enough to get her out in the hallway - better to get this over with sooner rather than later.
[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44612993
>That video
Wait... What?
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We must all now stop and realize.... From this point forward, all of us are inb4 NAVY.
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>>44613025
>his first time seeing the video
Actual government-funded video, too. No shit.
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>>44613012
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613012
[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
>>44613047
It seems to decribe the matter accurately while not describing it at all.
So yeah, I can totally believe that.
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>>44613012
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
Exposition time!
A time honoured tradition.
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>>44613012
>[x]Other
Explain to them about Radar and other types of tracking like GPS.
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>>44613012
THIRD BASE!
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>>44612993
THE MISSILE KNOWS (UNLESS IT IS AN AIM-4)
>>44613012
>[x] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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Is it really time for Heldensagen Vom Kanmusu again so soon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYKW6fVqbmA
>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613012
It is time for the demewars!https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K7E3MqGh-xnaZdVXo0y
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>>44613084
Didn't they already get a bit of a brief on this when they came back?
>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
Show them that railgun video by the navy.
Also I can't be the only one thinking that Akagi is gonna call her boyfriend about how they gosh darn electronics work.
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>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
Oh yes, gauss rifle time
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>>44613100
Oh hell yes. Hunter Command's here!
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>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613012
>[x] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
AND CWIS. AND LR-LAP. AND EXCALIBUR.
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>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
>[x] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
Lets see if we can find footage of a Zumwalt class ship or something else armed with a similar size gun. It would make sense for some navies to load artillery guns onto their ships for additional punch.
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>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613129
>AND EXCALIBUR.
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>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613025
100% serious explanation straight from Uncle Sam's inexplicable maw.
Science rules.
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>>44613129
>EXCALIBUR.
>Relying on something that can be killed by 2 F-15s
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>>44613126
>>44613127
>>44613128
Now, that's what I call a Hive Mind.
>>44613153
OH YES YOU ARE.
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>>44613113
goose rifle a shit
autocannon forever
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>>44613146
>>44613129
REMOVE OSEA REMOVE OSEA
LIGHTHOUSE ATTACK BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
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>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613012
[X] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613092
Fukkin lel.
Actually the Sidewinder had that problem too - early models would track for the sun if launched within 20 degrees of it. Not nearly as bad as the AIM-4 for that though. Among its other many oft-lamented failings.
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>>44613012
>That video
Fucking US Navy... I now actually know LESS than I did before. You have somehow invented a method of DECREASING aggregate knowledge.
The United States is terrifying in its sheer capacity to confuse the ever-living fuck out of anyone observing it.
>[o] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
We might find some cell-phone footage of LA too... Or other ports that were attacked.
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>>44613047
I think that video killed some brain cells.
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>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613092
PRAISE THE AMRAAM
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>>44613012
>[X] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613092
>Filename
>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
Kaga and Akagi saw Mustin's guns doing some work, but it's still important to show the limits
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>>44613012
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613185
>sour grapes: the post
You're just salty that you have gyro problems and can't into gauss.
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>>44612947
>shoving aside an easel with some asinine diagram trying to add a *fifth* dimension to what they USED to call C-*3*
How many fucking C's are there NOW?
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>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613214
>cell-phone footage of LA too
Sure, if you want to send Settle into fits of PTSD
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>>44613012
>[ ] Misinterpret this enough to get her out in the hallway - better to get this over with sooner rather than later.
Like they said, get it over with, If not that, then
[ x] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613216
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE.
What an oxymoron.
>>44613240
Hey Naka!
Not feeling suicidal/Abyssal/Dalek-like today, I hope!
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>>44613240
Shake it!
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>>44613012
>[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
Dakka, ho!
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>>44613220
HEIL METEOR
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>>44613240
Probably the only way to keep himself from planting it up your ass, honey.
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>>44613261
>Dalek-like
Get out of here Doctor
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>>44612993
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ [Embed]
I bet you North Korea hasn't figured this out yet.
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>>44613240
Ey You have an endgame for your current troubles, or are you just sort of hoping something works out?
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>>44612947
[x] Show everyone the A-10, the Goalkeeper and the movie Battleship.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
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>>44613262
aww yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tcD_dVcXE4
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>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
I'm not gonna lie - I just want to see their reaction to that video
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>>44613012
>[X] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
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>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613305
Oh, but I do have an idea.
Seriously, doing well?
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>>44613305
>Everyone wants the booty
What is this, Kin-iro Mosaic?
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>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
Railguns are ALWAYS THE ANSWER!
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>>44613012
[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
ZUM WOHL T
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>>44613305
. . . What booty? There's not much of one as far as I can see.
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>>44613099
>If planefag doesn't kill the quest
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>>44613305
>Everyone wants the booty, after all.
Wisdom
>>44613333
An outcome that doesn't end in more death/suffering than the norm would be a good baseline
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>>44613275
Is Harder an S or an M?
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>>44613366
hes a /SS/
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>>44613305
but Naka, you don't have any booty
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>>44613366
/ss/-257
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Are there actually any railguns in active service yet? No point talking about stuff that's still in development
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>>44613364
That's not an endgame. That's a forlorn hope.
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>>44613012
>[x] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
Ugh. We need to talk to her in private, stat, but this briefing is important.
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>>44613305
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>>44613305
>filename
Well you're certainly dragging some bait in the water now, honey.
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>>44613240
i know what the fuck you did in your last write you copycatting bitch stealing swayback maru's "signal them to keep moving"
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>>44613305
>She decieved herself into thinking she has booty.
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>>44613385
>I have no idea what that is. Help a girl out, Settle? You were laid up not getting laid up for a long time, you've watched stuff.
Imagine Kongou if she were a normal girl and less hyper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUMTNx7kOZ8
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>>44613420
Her butt doesn't displace enough.
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>>44613333
Where do you see yourself in a week? A month? A year?
Do you have some sort of plan that requires you to not tell Settle, Harder, your sisters, about what's happening to you? Beyond "They'll lock me up or experiment on me or kill me if I do" (which isn't necessarily true or even particularly likely)?
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>>44613385
It's an anime with a glorious fanservice scene of stern. That's all needed to know.
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>>44613437
Naka brings some great things to the table. Displacement is not one of them.
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>>44613385
That's actually a better response than I expected.
Hang in there, it'll get less bad. Maybe.
>>44613430
"Still having fun" is a good sign.
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>>44613389
Zumwalt's testing one this year.
Ponce has a laser right now, by the way.
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>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
[ ] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
These should work together.
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>>44613430
I'm just sayin, I don't think you're playing catch and release here, you know? I see a live well in that bote, babe.
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>>44612947
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
ITS TIME
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>>44613208
making the original aim-9 seeker head 'smart' enough to know where the sun was and not to fly into it would have been incredibly complex, heavy, unreliable and a general waste of time and money compared to shitting out more 'retarded' aim-9s and using them like pocket sand.
it's a shame the military purchasing system never learns from it's successes.
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>>44613430
tongue harder instead.
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VOTES CALLED ETC
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>>44613465
>Ponce has a laser right now, by the way.
F U T U R E
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>>44613490
Did we just leave Essex out there with the rest of the Navy?
Do you think the Navy is okay?
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>>44613469
>The bottom.
So Harder's an S and you're an M then. Got it.
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>>44613422
>Less Hyper
You seriously think Karen is LESS hyper?
Have you not seen episode 2 of Hello Kinmoza?
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[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
All you need is some powerplant upgrades...
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>>44613465
Zumwalt is a big boat.
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>>44613469
What about the second part of >>44613438
?
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>>44613513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQxb-V-rZqA
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>>44613513
For you.
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>>44613513
Girls these days develop earlier
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>Trolling carriers with missile videos
That's uncalled for.
Except Kaga, she deserves it.
Now go and tell them about chink ballistic carrier headpatters.
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>>44613494
>>44613465
>>44613389
Is this what being part of an Evil Empire feels like?
Also, does anyone have that gif of Ameriball firing uzis into the air while burgers rain from the sky?
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>>44613513
She almost the same size of Arizona who is only slightly bigger then the Nevadas
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>>44613500
>Radiomen taking shifts to talk to her because she just will not shut up
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>>44613469
Naka plz..No really, please... I don't w- You don't deserve that. You are better than that.
God dammit, I just want to know how to help...
>>44613544
Even the Abyssals get fairies and we don't? How the fuck is that fair?
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>>44613513
But she's ugly.
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How long until Abyssal boarding fairies?
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>>44613549
Do your part as the evil overlord then.
Send them china chinks back from the south chink sea.
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>>44613549
I really need to sort out my pics one of these days...
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>>44613549
>America
>Evil
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>>44613555
So stop thinking and jump harder's torpedo
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>>44612947
Crap! You're running when I have work! Fuuuuu--
Sorry about that folks. My next Memories of Higgins will be delayed due to some errors in writing that I have to fix!
>>44613555
>Junk-in-a-box
Naka.
Naka Pls.
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>>44613555
It isn't 'telling' if you're the one who'll (supposedly) get in trouble.
And it'd be better for you and for everyone if you were the one to tell them, rather than them finding out some other way.
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>>44613549
TSFs a shit
>>44613568
>not liking seafaring monoliths
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>>44613568
>ugly
I'll take wrong opinions for 200
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>>44613494
>IRL lasers are basically weaponized telescopes
Real life is weird
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>>44613555
>But no. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
Eh, if it makes you feel any better I support either direction. Abyssal you had a very nice rack, and rockin' booty.
Have you thought about going evil for the perks, and then double-crossing them once you've been upgraded?
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>>44613513
>build a battleship
>call it a destroyer
politics cause things to make no sense
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>>44613615
weaponized flashlights, really.
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>>44613568
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Cause I like her.
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>>44613542
>Zumwalt is longer than Nevada
She's a big girl.
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>reading all of the Naka story
Dem fucking feels.
I don't want Naka to go off of the deep end.
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>>44613555
I'd put my junk in that box.
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>>44613559
>Even the Abyssals get fairies and we don't? How the fuck is that fair?
Preach it brother.
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>>44613542
>>44613551
Nevada is 15 feet wider at the beam and nearly twice the displacement tho
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>>44613555
If we have to go out to the ocean and refloat your old hull out, we will. mark our words.
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>>44613389
the IIa burke's should have a power plant strong enough for railguns if i'm not mistaken
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>>44613616
But she's got no legs, man!
How can she put her foot in her mouth (or Harder's) if she's got no legs for her feet to attach to?
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>>44613568
Dunno, I like the geometric design. Very spacefuture.
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>>44613438
>Do you have some sort of plan that requires you to not tell Settle, Harder, your sisters, about what's happening to you? Beyond "They'll lock me up or experiment on me or kill me if I do" (which isn't necessarily true or even particularly likely)?
How... interesting.
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>>44613613
Nuke the moon
Nuke the core
Nuke the Sun
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>>44613645
Hrm. Maybe she could hybridize? Keep the legs and then get the upgrades to her displacement?
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Reminder that Abyssals are better than vanilla shipgirls.
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>>44613549
Can I join the glorious Empire of 'Murica?
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>>44613689
Found the traitor
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>>44613613
Preach
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>>44613651
I think that the U Boats had a much more spaceshippy look.
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>>44613689
TRAITOR
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>>44613592
>has asks for a gif
>you post the jpeg
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>>44613695
I am no traitor. I just am willing to accept new ideas.
Like >dat ass
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>>44613708
CORAX
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>Kankore
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>>44613687
She is already an Awakened. It is our sacred duty to use it for SCIENCE and DAKKA.
Also booty and rack, of course.
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>>44613674
>Samson option
There's nothing like overkill.
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>>44613699
>>44613613
Can't let you do that Dave
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>>44613715
What the hell? It's a gif on my computer, and phone!
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>>44613572
HMS Campbeltown has a crew of some 265 commandos and 346 navy personnel, all armed to the teeth and fully capable of boarding the living SHIT out of a battleship and assuming complete control of his systems.
We had BETTER get some fucking fairy USMC or Imperial Japanese Special Naval Landing Forces to fuck Abyssal shit up, or I'mma riot. I've wanted to see tiny, 6-inch-high motherfuckers with anti-tank rifles, rockets, mortars and machine guns since we first met Arizona's engineer.
>>44613638
Once I get my ass in gear and figure out what the fuck I'm writing, there'll be at least one more fairy around here!
You didn't think Victory would come back without Nelson, did you?
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>>44613725
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>>44613747
that filename very clearly says image.jpeg
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Come to the dark side Naka, we have cookies.
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>>44613718
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>>44613012
>[ ] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo.
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>>44613568
>war pyramids
>frickin laser beams
america no
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>>44613674
I wonder if the BC part of NBC does anything to Abyssals.I guess you don't know 'til you try
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Hey, I got an idea for Naka. If the Abyssals are tapping your brain, trying to mess around with you... could you do the same thing back to them? The Abyss looks into you, and you stare back?
Someone could possibly get some good intelligence on them that way. Find out what makes them tick.
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>>44613757
No No, come join Neo-Zeon, Naka.
We have cake.
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>>44613754
Well Americanball is moving on my screen so I have no fucking idea what's going on.
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>>44613718
While dem lips are plump and in need of attention, I cannot respect that headgear.
>>44613725
>It is our sacred duty to use it for SCIENCE and DAKKA.
Now, now. She's a sapient being so using her isn't right. Although working with her to harness and then unleash her. . . uhh, potential is completely legit.
>Also booty and rack, of course.
The more the better. Especially if she can keep that sleek form of hers.
She's got a hell of a frame to build off of.
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>>44613766
Little late bro.
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>>44613757
Also, all your friends are here!
Although, on that note, I wonder what Abyssals do in their off time. Train? Relax? Sleep? Write angsty poetry?
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>>44613718
TRAITOR! HERETIC! I BET YOUR WANT TO PLAY AS ADVENT IN X-COM 2!
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>>44613801
Masturbate to Settle's nightmares.
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>>44613806
TRAITOR
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>>44613801
They're all in Evanescence cover bands.
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>[X] Pull up some actual footage of guns in action against modern abyssals - you don't want to see Hamp cringe again when he finds most ships tote a single five-incher these days. If they think they're being backed up by conventional forces with no real bite, their morale will plummet come the next serious surface engagement.
>[X] She's asking about gunpower - well, tell her. Railguns, yo
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>>44613801
>Thermos
>Underwater
...This bothers me more than it should
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>>44613718
Wo is Best Abyssal. I say we start training those Boarding Fairies, 'cause we need to capture that booty.
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>>44613775
You just reminded me of when Newt & Gottlieb drifted with the Kaiju.
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>>44613718
Excellent taste, Teitoku.
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>>44613806
TRAITOR
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>>44613771
AMERICA YES
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>>44613806
TRAITOR
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>>44613806
200% MOTHERFUCKING LOYALTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO9-MXJCJXU
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>>44613806
>Have mission where an Advent trooper defects
>Have another Advent trooper be scripted to appear and yell "Traitor!" while spinning a stunstick in a custom animation
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>>44613818
But they do that during the working hours. And I'm sure that'd get old after a while.
>"So, what are we doing today? There are no sorties planned."
>"WELL I THOUGHT WE'D SIT AROUND AND HATE HUMANITY"
>"We did that yesterday..."
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>>44613840
That's. . . That's a . . . She can be redeemed, someone get me some asylum paperwork.
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>>44613754
Older iphones do really, *really* stupid shit to images. Like convert all gifs to jpgs when you try to post them to 4chan, among other things.
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>>44613880
>using appleshit
You better have not bought that out of your own volition
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Posting best ass.
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>>44613771
Oh yes.
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>>44613880
...Fucking HOW!?
I.... How!?
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>>44613866
Now that some ADVENT troops can be equipped with riot gear then it's entirely possible.I would fucking kill for that as a mod
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>>44613771
KANE LIVES
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>>44613831
How else are you going to keep your coco warm at the kind of temperatures the deep sea reaches?
That said, all this talk of turning abyssal for 'upgrades' then turning back is crazy. We don't even know if Abyssals want, or even CAN return to normal shipgirls. And what about their classes that don't correspond to actual ships with a grudge?
If you want upgrades, just leave it to the fairy engineers and Akashi... Is she even around yet? We need her around.
>>44613875Please, I just want to help, I don't want you to suffer, I don't want the abyss to take anyone, in combat, or on land...
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In all seriousness, I think trying to help Naka achieve some sort of harmony between her shipgirl-ness and her abyssal-ness would go a long way to figuring out how to end this war.
Because wars don't usually end when you kill absolutely everyone, they end when one side is no longer fighting. "Cure" might not be possible, but ending the raids and just getting them to at least calm down could be doable.
We probably won't be friends.
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>>44613910
>dem tittays
>dat ass
>dat waist
>whole package
10/10, would waifu, rut, and breed with great zeal
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>>44613935
INDEED!
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>>44613801
Try to capture more shipgirls that they might harvest base planning to make underwater life more comfortable. Alternatively, trying to hijack admirals so they can quit attacking at random.
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>>44613906
Not him.
I *had* an iphone, years ago, back when they were, for better or worse, objectively better than the pretty weak-ass alternatives.
These days I have an android, however.
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>>44613941
So you're saying we should teach them the inner workings of Zen.
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Some anon mentioned in the previous thread that Naka hating her situation is what is making it worse, because Abyssals are made from hate.
>>44613941
Naka, the unlikely key to ending the war? It's just crazy enough to work, or get everyone killed!
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>>44613866
>>44613925
Oh yes.
By the way, just read Shattered Sword. I assume half of you faggots already read it, but for the rest I fucking recommend it. For plus points, imagine them as Kanmusus and try to picture Akagi having an indigestion.
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>>44613935
AND HE'S AMERICAN!
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>>44613836
Yeah. That went both ways, too. Sure, it ended up welping two good units (and almost cost the PPDC a third) because the enemy was able to tailor-generate specialized monsters to bugger them over, but in the end, it paid off... the second time around.
If we can get extraordinarily lucky and pin down the location of RFV, well...
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>>44613958
So how exactly would they get infomation from captured admirals?
Do the Abyssals have their own versions of Kongo (Dess) to torment Admirals with?
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>>44613967
Maybe.
Although Taoism might be closer to their condition. What with Shipgirls and Abyssals being two sides of the same coin. Maybe it's unhealthy for both to deny their true nature?
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>>44613877
there's plenty of fine ass out there that doesn't belong to an insane evil tentacle war ghost
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>>44613974
It's on the list.
It's a long list.
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>>44613977
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
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>>44613996
Gone with the wind m8.
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>>44613982
Well, abyssals do have the lewdesst shipsloops anon.
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>>44613996
Dude, read the last thread.
NAVYFAG is a petulant, whining bitch.
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>>44614008
FANTASY
WAIFU
LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUE
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>>44613998
Speaking of, our illustrious Flag needs to get his old ass in gear and start planning joint night ops with Arizona and Shoukaku
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>>44613982
Wouldn't Abyssal Kongo be stoic?
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>>44613998
Daily reminder that Chief Goto did not get the girl.
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>>44613996
he's top bitch so hes not coming back
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>>44613996
being unpersoned isn't really a big deal on an anonymous imageboard
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>>44613996
People move on. That's just life.
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>>44613998
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>>44613998
>tfw no 'murrican ship girl waifu to engage in patriotic lewdness with
>tfw single veteran who cannot connect to grills anymore and no one to talk to about war shit
Damn you KCQ, I was happily repressing this shit.
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>>44614055
>a new enemy that isn't just a robot
YES YES YES YES
I FUCKING LOVE DISSECTING NEW ALIENS
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Aw shit im late
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>>44614055
Vanu whatnow?
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>>44614047
You'd think he and Shinobu would work though?
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>>44614065
Have you met the USS Essex CV-9 yet?
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When I saw this picture, the "Barney emerging out of the smoke with that permanent smile" came to mind.
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>>44614078
Better than the tyrants or terrorists.
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>>44614055
...Is... is that the new Tentaculaut?
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>>44614034
Abyssal Kongo would be completely stoic, but also annoying. Think finding her in random places, just staring at you.
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>>44614090
>USS Essex
Do we have art of her yet?Is she stacked?
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>>44613875
Apologies. I would not have suggested such were it not for looking at the bigger picture - we have a potential intelligence leak in our midst (you are/were the bloody secretary for a while, who knows what kind of sensitive intel you spotted while in that position, and if the Abyss is reaming your mind...).
Besides, you could also plant seeds in their mind analogues. Like the full track of every damn song Justin Bieber has ever made/covered. That should cause a bit of disruption, no? Or just a never-ending loop of Rick Astley...
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From Flotilla leader to US destroyer who has sunk six Japanese submarines in twelve days:
DAMN IT. HOW DO YOU DO IT.
From destroyer escort:
PERSONNEL AND EQUIPMENT WORKED WITH THE SMOOTHNESS OF WELL OILED CLOCKWORK. AS A RESULT OF OUR EFFORTS RECORDING ANGEL IS WORKING OVERTIME CHECKING IN NIP SUBMARINERS JOINING HONORABLE ANCESTORS.
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>>44613875
>君たさには失望したよ
>時雨--・・・時雨ー?人丈夫つぽい?;_;
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>>44614055
I really want this game to be good. The first one was OK, but it was so goddamn mechanically frustrating
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>>44614099
*PANICS INTERNALLY*
No, of course not. It can't be the new Tentaculat. That's ridiculous.
They wouldn't do that to us.
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>>44614058
>has been anonymously shitposting and sending Fap Angel hatemail for weeks
>Claimed without evidence that Planefag said his entire goal was to troll everyone, including the writefags
>Claimed that nearly every writefag has dumped the quest and stopped responding when proven wrong
Among other things.
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>>44614099
Maybe. Could be Brain Drone.
>>44614106
We need a "Naka Abyssal-chan's Daily Life" omake where she's just observing the antics of her sisters at the bottom of the ocean.
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>>44614055
Sci-fi Beholder?
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>>44614109
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>>44614109
She's stacked.
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>>44614099
>Tentaculaut
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>>44614135
THAT FUCKING CAT
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>>44614119
The first one was amazing.
The new X-com is a mediocre shadow of its former glory, but is fun enough.
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>>44614128
Most of that wasn't actually him.
What WAS him was he thought that being a writefag was a lot more collaborative with planefag, and turns out that it isn't.
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>>44614109
We can only hope.
CV-2 when, though?
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>>44614135
Damn. I'm feeling more patriotic already.
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>>44614143
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US Navy
Traumatizing nip shipsluts since 1942.
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>>44614164
Maybe people would like Essex if someone wrote lewds of her
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>>44613806
>I BET YOUR WANT TO PLAY AS ADVENT IN X-COM 2!
We can do that?
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Following the Battle of Matapan during WWII and the destruction of the Italian fleet.
From Captain Destroyer Flotilla to C-in-C Mediterranean:
HAVE ITALIAN SURVIVORS INCLUDING THEIR ADMIRAL. HE HAS HEMARRHOIDS
Reply from C-in-C Mediterranean:
I AM NOT SURPRISED.
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>>44614184
Anyone but fluff
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>>44614187
I wish. Would be pretty fun to be the bad guys for once.
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>>44614165
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>>44614151
I meant EU/EW, not oldcom.
Oldcom is the reason i love tactical games.
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>>44614187
Haha fuck no
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>>44613749
>Once I get my ass in gear and figure out what the fuck I'm writing, there'll be at least one more fairy around here!
Keep writing about Warspite, it'd be a shame for her to go to waste and it would be easy enough to bring Victory in to whatever stories you write about Britbongistan.
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>>44614191
Is it the food?
>>44614187
MODS nigga.
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>>44614152
We know he was the shitposter/hatemailer, given that that guy signed onto the IRC with NAVY's hostmask, according to Deme in the previous thread.
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>>44614184
Lewds won't erase shit art.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7S6EDNrfSsA
Dude, I spilled my screwdriver cocktail watching this.
....fuck.
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>>44614196
>bad guys
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“They're on their way back in,” you tell her. “Missiles and aircraft became the primary anti-ship weapons after the war, due to the overwhelming standoff advantage, but we kept the four Iowa-class battleships in service off and on almost up to the turn of the millennium, for the value of their guns in shore bombardment.”
Arizona's lidded-eyed look conveys her feelings on that quite efficiently. “Yeah, yeah, I know - they're coming back into favor for anti-ship work, though.” You scroll through your phone looking for images. “They developed a new kind of artillery shell that can glide damn near fifty, sixty miles, equipped with terminal guidance - the latest ones can hit moving targets. Kind of like miniature missiles packed into a shell. But what they're working on now is this.” You tap the button and bring up a picture of the latest, greatest trick - a hypersonic slug from the new experimental railgun ripping through target barriers. Arizona's eyes grow wide. “A good eighty mile range on these at least. It's a ferrous metal slug accelerated by two metal rails that act as electromagnets when they're juiced by the ship's powerplant. These aren't guided, of course, but they move at hypersonic velocities - the transit time is short enough that they could be used against surface targets at shorter ranges.” You shrug. “Or so it's been suggested - shots per salvo argue against it. I doubt it'll be effective over the horizon.”
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>>44614228
Maybe it's shit on purpose to make people mad.
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>>44614204
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X-COM: The BETA Menace when?
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>>44614223
MODS: Putting dicks on everything since forever.
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>>44614258
When they figure out how to make TSF mods.
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>>44614237
Antagonists. Whatever.
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Arizona rests one cheek on her fist, gazing up at the projector screen distantly. She makes a wingy motion with her free hand, then a kind of stretching one.
“Uh?”
She marks an X on the table, then drags her finger as far as she's got room down the table, where she makes another X.
“Standoff distance?”
A nod.
“What about it?”
Arizona points at the table to your right - where most of Kido Butai is currently parked. Then she jabs her chest with her thumb and flips her palm up in a so-what? gesture.
[ ] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614258
BETA are kinda shitty enemies for X-Com.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
Let's give a slightly intelligent example.
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>>44614283
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
>>44614297
BETA are kinda shitty as a narrative device
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>>44614297
This.
BETAs are shitty due to poor balance.
>hurr durr lasers beat everything
Not interesting.
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>>44614283
>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614055
>>44614078
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614283
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
I *want* to call Ari a retard, but that's more young-grade trolling.
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>>44614283
>[x ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614283
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
At least twice.
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>>44614283
>[X] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
Besides
>[X] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
[ X] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
Now she's just being an ass.
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>>44614283
>[X] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
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>>44614283
I'm probably just being thick... What is she asking exactly? "What is the point of standoff distance when the Abyssals pop out right on top of their target?"
>>44614214
I think someone already mentioned her in a separate story... It's not like she's mine exclusively anyway and Victory's return will likely be fairly brief.
Besides, I'm neither in-the-loop enough, nor prolific enough, to write much about Britain and the Royal Navy... Though I DO want to revise the attack on Portsmouth at some point...
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>>44614283
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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At times like this, I wonder how settle even understands Arizona with the gestures that she makes. Those two must have done something that brought them REEAAAALLY close. Then I'm pretty sure settle would have learned Arizona's, um.... "Way of speech" concerning hand gestures. -and donuts-
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>[X] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
Let's not make this personal.
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>>44614283
Is she nogunz?
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>>44614310
>BETA are kinda shitty as a narrative device
Well yeah. Tiberium is like 10 times as menacing and it's an inanimate fucking rock.
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>>44614283
>[X] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
Okay, no. You deserve that "retard", Arizona.
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>>44614283
>>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>MFW Kaga, Akagi and Hornet amost fucking died because a battlecruiser rammed itself through their escorts which didn't include a heavy gunslinger
Ari pls
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614358
As much as I like Arizona, I barely understand half the things she is conveying.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
Add in, "And if you want to know what happens when battleships manage to ambush carriers that don't have battleships with them... well, just ask Sammy about Leyte."
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>>44614358
Arizona's been back for not even three weeks. We've seen the majority of her and Settle's relationship.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614366
>literally color out of space in a game about fighting terrorists in a Post-Soviet Union world
Must have blown people's minds back in the day.
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>>44614228
You can wash away bad arts with good lewds.
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>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614379
If you could understand her than you wouldn't like her.
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>>44614385
>thats literally all he does
Not even well.
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>>44614283
>[x] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
Derpizona
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>>44614379
Indeed. They must have some sort of unique hand gesture language that only Ari and Settle know. But overall, planefag does a REALLY good job describing these gestures the best he can, and Planefag, if your out there typing and shit, and you have a glass with some sort of alcohol in it, I give a toast to you with the remains of my screwdriver cocktail.
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>>44614379
>As much as I like Arizona, I barely understand half the things she is conveying.
Even with Settle literally repeating everything she says right after!?
AAAAH I WANNA SHAKE YOU LIKE SALT
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>>44614371
We need more Karen x Kongou.
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>>44614283
>[x] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
there's no replacement for displacement
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>>44614283
>[x] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614429
It's not obvious enough for some anons, demefag.
Some people need to have it literally fully spelled out for them.
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>>44614283
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614429
HA HA HAAA!!
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>>44614433
.50 cal a shit.
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>>44614283
>[ ] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
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>>44614429
Never, ever underestimate Human stupidity/denseness/cluelessness.
We're often blind to the most obvious things.
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>>44614429
Please hold the shaker just yet.
Partially its naval jargon, and partially I'm citing other times we have talked to her.
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Yeah, I'm too retarded to vote this time
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Man I literally don't even understand what I don't understand.
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>>44614429
Jargon, dude. And Settle doesn't always translate, or translate 1:1.
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>>44614482
I can't even tell the difference between these choices except one uses the confirmation fallacy.
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>>44614316
That and the whole
>Tanks suck but these stupidly complex and incredibly fragile mechs somehow are awesome and way better
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>>44614490
Just as the missile knows where it is, by not knowing where it isn't, therefore interpreting where it wasn't, and was, and is now.
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>>44614283
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614283
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614429
I think anon meant without Settle repeating what she said, Arizona's non-speak alone can be difficult to fully understand.
And as another anon said, another part of it is the navy jargon that's used.Because some of us are here for waifu ships.
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>>44614453
jesus christ
She's asking what fucking good battleships are when Yokosuka is being jam-packed with CVs these days.
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>>44614514
Rule of cool.We can actually make walking tanks, we just can't make them not fucking retarded.
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>>44614228
Pixelfag Essex when?
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>>44614514
At certain scales, they actually do make sense.
Tankfags will never admit this.
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>>44614109
I don't think we'll get any better art of her than what we've gotten already. Not without somebody paying for a commission. That probably isn't happening, though. Not at her current 'popularity'.
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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Arizona
What are you doing
Arizona
Stahp
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Here, have a picture of one of Arizona's shafts and the cradle supporting her the day before her launch in 1915.Would that make this lolicon?
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>>44614544
What is a CVs?
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>>44614544
Yeah, I figured that. You've just got some anons in here who are jerking to their waifus too hard to follow simple narrative.
Play through, pf.
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>>44614564
but not at the Fun scales.
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>>44614563
Probably never.
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>>44614283
>[ ] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614283
>[X] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614544
Quick question how many carriers we got?
The whole of Kido Butai (six fleet carriers), Hornet and Essex, Ryujo (?), and Hosho, The Reagan., did I miss anyone?
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>>44614544
Settle could always say that, for some goddamn reason, BBs are taking their sweet time to come back as ship girls.
Or that they're ungodly expensive.
>>44614564
Personally, I like all machines of war.
Yes, including sensible mechs.
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>>44614564
>At certain scales, they actually do make sense.
Explain.
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>>44614572
NICE JOB FORGETTING THE PICTURE
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>>44614365
she's almost entirely gunz
but she got spawn raped (by those carriers over there that you just brought into the room, smooth moves ex-lax) and sank without getting a shot off
and then every world power who had the money built carriers instead, and battleshits became irrelevant
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>>44614575
CV means carrier- Essex is CV-9 for example
Don't ask why that's the code for it you'll get like five answers
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>>44614563
Why not?
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>>44614544
Why would Yokosuka need jam? Are they making sandwiches?
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>>44614575
Carriers
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>>44614564
Spider tanks fucking when.
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>>44614575
google, motherfucker
google it
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>>44614548
Walking tanks will always be shit because of the square cube law and ground pressure, though.
Any technology that can make mecha/walking tanks feasible can also make better tracked tanks.
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>>44614482
>>44614490
Ari: *Battleships are stupid!*
Settle: "No they aren't!"
Ari: *Their range is too short! They're stupid! I'm stupid!*
Settle option 1: "Are you stupid? Look at all the battles you've been fighting"
Settle option 2: "You're really not important in the first place. We're just using you to keep the pressure off our conventional forces"
Settle option 3: "You saved me, that's got to count for something"
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>>44614572
...I forgot the picture. and it's too big to upload...ffs
>>44614575
CV = Carrier.
>>44614607
FUCK YOU ITS TOO BIG TO UPLOAD. KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON
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Here. Here for some of you dirty civilians that cannot into research and don't leave your zip code:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._Navy_acronyms
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>>44614572
>the day before her launch in 1915.
Nah, more like an ultrasound. And the christening pics are baby photos.
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>>44614564
I couldn't ever see anything bigger than protomech-sized being useful.
And even then, only quads.
But it's not really the point of mechs to be practical, innit?
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>>44614605
He means powered armor, basically.
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>>44614611
meant to ask >>44614591
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>>44614622
>He took the bait.
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>>44614616
They do, but generally at the small end of things, and even then, a humvee with a rocket launcher might be a better alternative.
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>>44614610
>Don't ask why that's the code for it
C for Cruiser (What people thought their mission was) and V for some french word, Verticale or something
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>>44614631
Correction on the last one.
"Iowa saved me."
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>>44614622
Whats a google and how do i do it?
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>>44614631
That's actually a really good simple way of explaining it, great job!
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>>44614351
as far as i have read nobody else has actively written about Warspite besides you.
And desu all you need to do is enough research to pacify the /k/ and /hist/ nuts while still keeping your story interesting.
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>>44614599
We're missing most big US ships. IJN side we actually seem to have most of them. PF namedropped Nagato and Ise, Hyuuga, Kongous & Yamato are accounted for. That leaves the Fusous, Mutsu and Musashi, unless I'm forgetting somebody.
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>>44614564
What would those scales be, planefag?
>>44614591
Figures.
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>>44614544
Oh god, THANK you, planefag! Sorry; my brain's running badly tonight... I think it needs maintenance soon.
>[o] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
Plus the leveling effect tends to negate carriers juuust enough for them to be a dicey proposition. Add to that, the Abyssals have a really NASTY habit of popping up inside gun range, making carriers all too vulnerable. They NEED the big battlewagons to slug it out, while they get their planes in the air and hitting things. Plus there's the weather the enemy seems to carry with them, which does a real number on aircraft...
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>>44614622
A Curriculum Vitae?
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>>44614514
The reason Muv Luv won't make it into an SRW isn't because of the H-content, but because the BETA sans their plot power aren't even a match for the Leo MS (you know the one that blows up at a sneeze memetically)
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>>44614660
Are you serious. Are you literally serious, YOU ARE LEGITIMATELY NOT SHITTING ME, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT FUCKING GOOGLE IS.
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>>44614654
Voler
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>>44614575
It means Cruiser Voler.
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>>44614564
no. what?
what part of this shit makes sense?
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>>44614675
And Shinano, I guess?
Though she's more likely to show as abyssal.
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>>44614591
Eh there are better things to draw.
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>>44614629
>SEPv3
>tfw DELAYED
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>>44614682
Be fair to the Leo.
Compared to most mook MS, it's actually pretty badass.
Problem being that the Gundams in Wing are fucking broken.
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>>44614283
>[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
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>>44614691
Bait, anon. You do what it is, right?
>>44614708
Shinano's an unfinished carrier though.
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>>44614660
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>>44614283
>[ ] The Bonins aside, abyssals still tend to attack in penny packets, and we've got to dole out our forces likewise to cover everything that needs guarding. The only sure way of outweighing them in any one divsion-versus-division battle is with battleships. Did you read about the Guadalcanal campaign?
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>>44614640
Works for me. Here's the picture you ingrates.
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>>44614283
[ ] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
[ ] A battleship saved my life. I think gun club credentials are firmly established in this war.
If we ever have enough Battleships, lol, we could have enough firepower to form attack groups that can patrol open waters.
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>>44614710
Yeah, but do you really want to see that soulless abortion of 'art' every time she's brought up?
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>>44614655
I was speaking in a general sense, Arizona representing all shipgirls. "You guys saved me", more like.
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>>44614598
*technically* Ise and Hyuuga, as they are in their "aviation battleship" fit.
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>>44614714
>SEP V3 delayed
Are you serious?
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>>44614732
Jesus christ you're really damn salty about halley.
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>>44614729
I wonder how embarrassed a shipgirl would be to know these are on the internet.
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Ms. Not?appearing in this quest: Graff Spee's superstructure, date unknown.
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>>44614745
No amount of coercion will make me count them.
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>>44614744
The fact the choice states "A battleship saved me" instead of telling Arizona directly, means that Settle explicitly refers to the Battle of LA and thus Iowa.
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>>44614748
>"A WEAPON KILLS THIS, THEREFORE IT'S COMPLETELY UNUSABLE AND IMPRACTICAL"
I'm no mechfag, but that's true of pretty much everything, from man to machine.
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>>44613129
>Not doing hybrid Rail and Gunpowder
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>>44614751
He's honestly worse than feelthy, all halley does is shitty art, feelthy actively ruins quests.
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>>44614762
You can't just post a girl's superstucture. That's rude. You don't do her justice.
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>>44614720
Eh, she was able to sail under her own power and embark planes. Close enough.
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I hope we get one of these sooner or later...
Starboard bow view of the USS Manchester (CL-83) as she returns from a WestPac deployment in the early 1950's.
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With the amount of shitposting in this thread we're gonna get four or five actual entries tonight before this gets shut down.
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>>44614716
Indeed, outside of memes/stock footage, they did well for their role (all around common MS); it says a lot that they only started getting phased out
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>>44614791
*not worse
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>>44614732
If you care that much just get decu to draw some art of her.
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>>44614777
Not that anon, but the problem with mechs is that they're inherently more vulnerable to basically everything, while offering no real advantages over conventional AFVs.
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>>44614776
I'm trying to explain the general gist of what Settle is trying to say. He's not explicitly thanking Iowa, but all shipgirls.
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>>44614810
>$50 rocket
uh
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>>44614803
I'm willing to bet your right anon.
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>>44614791
How is Halley worse then?
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>>44614810
There are no $400,000 tanks anymore, unless you're talking about obsolete 50-years-old slavshit.
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HMS Nelson in the Panama canal, Feb 23 1931
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>>44614823
They track heat, can't take motive crits, can rock DHS, have better crit charts, and more hit locations. They can also punch and mount JJs.
There are a lot of reasons to bring mechs.
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>>44614826
RPGs are hilariously cheap thanks to the Russians producing them in absurd quantities.
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>>44614748
I'm talking about something on par with the Ripley's construction suit thing from Aliens, in which case it would probably be relegated to either an infantry/tank support role.
Ignoring feasibility, mechs on a whole seem to suffer the problem of "other things can do the same job cheaper and better."I still like mechs though
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>>44614748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGF7x3TVNCQ
cool story bro
My internet connection is dropping in and out right now (it's been doing that in the evenings for the last few days) so posting might be intermittent.
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>>44614828
And I'll bet his left.
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>>44614803
Par of course then.
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>>44614799
>>44614762
SWQ got really bogged down by the amount of characters PF introduced, I think he's trying to avoid making that mistake again.
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>>44614824
He's not even explicitly thanking anyone, he's providing a rational.
And in this case, it's a sophism rather than true rationality. An appeal to personal experience and emotion.
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>>44614842
Interesting! Just curious, but how come only one main turret is present? Was this during her construction? Or was it something else...?
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>>44614850
so, every 2 hours instead of 1. gotcha
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>>44614791
I don't see how feelthy ruins quests.
So far he's written the Very Good Iowa story and some good lewds that you shouldn't be getting mad about in first place.
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>>44614797
Her main gun turrets look comically large for her size.
Is Spee a shortstack?
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>>44614850
>My internet connection is dropping in and out right now (it's been doing that in the evenings for the last few days) so posting might be intermittent.
Call up your telco and get them to check for a line fault - I had the exact same thing happen to me a few weeks ago.
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>>44614834
There's no real bants in here, though. This is just shitposting.
Which I enjoy, but that's why I come here.
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>>44614878
>Planefag updates only take an hour
Do you operate on Freiza time?
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>>44614884
He makes fun of their waifufagging. Apparently that 'ruins quests' for them.
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>>44614850
Well, so long as you save what you've written, you won't risk losing entire swathes of your writing.
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>>44614850
>posting might be intermittent
will we even notice?
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>>44614320
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So, just a note on the Naka situation, I think I have a bead on a key issue of her situation.
She HATES Her other self. She hates how her other self came to be, she hates how her other self keeps tempting her, she hates that she's slowly turning into her other self, and she hates that there isn't apparently anything she or anyone else can do to stop the process.
And that's the problem. Abyssals ARE hate. They were born from hate, they radiate hate, and they FEED on hate.
The more Naka tries to suppress her other self and the more she sees how her situation is effecting the ones she cares about, the more she hates her other self and the stronger her other self becomes.
And in this problem, we find the solution. Naka has to stop letting herself be tempted to join her other half and start tempting her other half to join her. For the enemy of hate is love, and if Naka wishes to beat her other self, then she must learn to love her other self. To show only her other self kindness when faced with her cruelty. To show her that the warmth of the light is far sweeter than the embrace of the dark.
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>>44614845
I don't even know what half those terms mean, anon.
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>>44614871
The other turrets are under the canvas tent.
Since it's in the canal it can't use it's guns anyway.
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>>44614631
I'm changing my vote to option 3
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>>44614919
Oh ok, its hard to tell cause the canvas was pretty low to the deck
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>>44614916
... You don't know Battletech?
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>>44613875
NOPE.
NOPE.
THAT GUY WAS CLOSE BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH.
You know how we want a live capture but abyssals are slippery faggots cause of spoopy bullshit? Also, crazy hulk strength?
What if, ship spoop rules willing, we have a way to know exactly where a certain abyssal is, an abyssal we know to be a wimpy push over of a CL?
You know how, despite all our joking and silly ideas, the only information we'd get out of an abyssal would come out the black site she disappears to? What if we have the live capture's literal better half talking with her? Convincing her to co-operate?Real talk, Settle was right, we love our things, sailors love their ships, if your crew were alive today they'd be crushed over how part of you is abyssal. We're not holding half of you up here, way from your true calling, we only saved you from the deep halfway.
Good fucking job, no bullshit. Despite all your whiny edgy bullshit, you're going to be the biggest contributor to the war effort probably ever.
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>>44614818
There is no way he'd do it willingly.
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>>44614910
Man, I miss Crown fights.
>>44614916
it means STEINER STRONK
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>>44614871
I don't know, apologies.
Have Missouri cleaving her way through heavy seas in the Pacific Ocean, 1945
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>>44614823
>while offering no real advantages over conventional AFVs
I've been to /k/ bru. I've spent hours arguing with people more awful than you can ever hope to be. I've got macros for fucking days, bro. Fucking DAYS.
Just power-cycled my modem, let's hope it works right from now on
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>>44614810
Well I could make the same argument about the cost of the tank vs an APC or just a truck full of conscripted farmers with guns.
There is certainly a balance to be had with budget, high tech, and quantity of troops on the ground; but at the end of the day artillery kills just about everything equally. It becomes about where you put what, when, and how its used; not whether or not it can beat a head to head matchup of literally everything. Because if you try to do that, everything expensive loses to an IED or mortar.
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>>44614956
>All that WRONG WAY
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>>44614904
He's the reason that 89 has a harem end, and the shoukaku route is ruined because of him
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>>44614797
How about showing her main batterywith her casement completely removed?
Does that do her justice?
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>>44614956
>it means STEINER STRONK
PURPLE BIRD STRONK
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>>44614935
Too late, unfortunately. I think /tg/ missed the deeper meaning of the question and went with the "smartest" sounding answer.
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>>44614914
This is the post I mentioned earlier: >>44613969
Might as well give it a shot.
>>44614945
This could go either really right or really wrong.
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>>44614984
How does it feel to be the second-best merchant state in the IS?
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>>44614978
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>>44614909
>implying you wouldn't note the serious slowdown in my shitposting frequency
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>>44614978
Anon was the reason 89 had a harem end, don't kid yourself. Seriously the amount of REEEEEEEEEE I got for suggesting monogamy in that cesspool was outrageous.
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>>44614970
Why is that a gif?
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>>44614885
Pocket battleship. Meant to be larger and more powerful than a heavy cruiser, but not quite a battlecruiser or battleship. In other words, yes. She is a shortstack.
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>>44614978
>and the shoukaku route is ruined because of him
You must not have read the previous threads.
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>>44615005
We're second best at pretty much everything.
And when everyone else is best at some one thing, and awful in every other category, it's a damn good feeling.
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>>44614993
Don't forget waifuwrangling. Not to mention quests are bad for things that require thinking because they encourage quick snap votes.
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>>44615026
Naka, would you sing me a lullaby
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[ ] ... are you a complete retard, or are some parts still missing? Which very recent example should I cite?
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>>44614631
Well, to be honest battleships aren't useful against an enemy that has almost inexhaustible morale and no war weariness.
It's like threatening an alien civilization on multiple worlds with a nuke. "Okay, blow up one planet. What's your plan after that, smart guy?"
I love battleships, but eldritch horrors are their weak point. Thunderchild notwithstanding, although in that case Martains were as flesh and blood as any human.
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>>44615003
>bullying Ikazuchi
For what purpose
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>>44615018
Just wait, it'll animate eventually.
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Nearly 500 replies in and we haven't reached the image cap. I'm impressed.
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>>44614970
>defending mechshit
You're the awful one here, planefag.
: ^ )
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>>44615040
I wouldn't say bad, but it's definitely a weakness. Withholding the vote options for ten minutes or so might be an interesting experiment to let people digest the updates before deciding things.
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>>44614979
Rude. I hope those aren't hers.
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>>44615062
That scared me.
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>>44614976
If you ever field a sub-300 ton lance, you are doing it wrong
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>>44615026
Go go naka-chan~
Idol of the fleet~
The one with love enough for everyone, even her other half she hates~
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Who would even be able to tell that there's a vote happening from the discussion going on?
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>>44615073
QUICK POST BOATS
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Allen M. Sumner-class destroyer USS Walke (DD-723), sometime in 1944-45.
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>>44615057
Oh god, it's *you* again.
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>>44614978
>the shoukaku route is ruined because of him
>[citation needed]
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>>44615026
Wait... does Naka have a few mutinous Abyssal fairies?
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>>44615060
cute crying
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>shoukaku route blocked
Since when?
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>>44615101
I almost didn't. Also good evening Anons, and planefag. I'm sober as fuck today, it's a sad day as a result.
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>>44615073
I'm trying to keep my quality of posting up to a somewhat-decent level.
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>>44615111
still my favorite drawfaggotry from this quest
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>>44614978
Ruined what. The writeup was actually hot. And more writing is always good.
I can fap to it and still root for shou.
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>>44615060
Don't ask why, ask why not.
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>>44615131
Takes time tho.
>what is a delaying action
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>>44614914
>>44615097
What the fuck is wrong with you, you dribbling autist?
I sure as hell hope you ain't a 4channer, with that shit.
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>>44615142
Dont get sad, get fucking drunk.
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>>44615111
>tfw Hornet will never deepthroat your flare
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>>44615096
I'd rather be a trash can with a shotgun
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>>44615142
Do you have chocolate instead?
Chocolate should cheer you up.
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>>44614721
Glad you're still here.
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>>44614956
Everyone misses crown fights except the pissants who whined about 'em.
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>>44615096
>not landing a cosmic fuckton of Jenners into the enemy AO
>not running around medium lasers, pulse medium lasers, and SSRMs just raping face whilst moving at comical speeds
>not backstabbing the shit out of mechs too fat to wipe their own asses
Fifty laps your way, fifty laps my way.
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Update when
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>>44615131
>>44615151
or just do this
https://youtu.be/EkCLeB4koYo
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>>44615080
Oh the other hand, the current system is more realistic. You don't get ten minutes to think up a response to everything someone asks you. And in this case, Settle totally missed the implications of what Arizona was "saying"
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>>44614978
Are you a purityfaggot? How does Shoukaku relieving sexual frustration with the help of Iku "ruining the route" in any way? I mean shit, she was fucking fantasizing about Settle while Iku was helping.
And holy shit it's just a lewd why the fuck are you taking it so fucking seriously.
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>>44615026
>>44615097
As stupid and trite as it sounds... It's like there's... Almost a point in there somewhere? Like maybe Naka should embrace her idol persona? She herself said it's not all bad, all the time, so...
Or maybe I'm just talking shit. I'm probably talking shit.
>>44615057
Fleet ending best ending, motherfucker. Fight me.
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>>44615167
I would if I could. Sadly I'm on call tonight.
>>44615171
Chocolates good and all but that tends to work better on women.
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>>44614957
Hey ripple, why is her A turret turned..... 280 degrees right? That's my guess
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>>44615187
i forgot, skip to 40 seconds
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>>44615158
Either a tropefag or an SB-er.
Whichever one is worse.
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>>44614297
Where is the BETA nightmare game when we need it.
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>>44615191
Also true, to a certain degree. It's an interesting medium in either case
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>>44615101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vAnuBtyEYE
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>>44615003
It could go really right or really how it's already going.
>Love beats hate
YEAH WELL MAYBE IF YOU'RE A FAGGOT. YOU KNOW WHAT COUNTERS HATE JUST AS GOOD? GOOD OLD LOGIC AND REASON. THINGS THAT ARE ALOT EASIER TO FORCE ON SOMEONE.
WE'RE GOING TO GO GET NEGA-NAKA BECAUSE IT'S THE SMART THING TO DO THEN WE'RE GOING TO BEFRIEND THE FUCK OUT OF HER BECAUSE IT'S THE SMART THING TO DO.
>>44615026
NO
FUCK
YOU AREN'T IGNORING THIS JUST BECAUSE THE FLOWERY QUEER GOT HIS POST IN A MINUTE AND A HALF BEFORE MINE
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>>44615192
>How does Shoukaku relieving sexual frustration with the help of Iku "ruining the route" in any way? I mean shit, she was fucking fantasizing about Settle while Iku was helping.
Wait. Waitwaitwaitwait. Where and when the fuck did this go down?
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>>44615112
You know on the subject of this class, I wonder if the Laffey in Charleston is awake?
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>>44614184
I want to see Essex and Kaga having hatesex.
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>>44615191
you seem to forget how anon votes in a quick scenario: good chance of ending badly because they don't think before they post.
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>>44615185
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You must be new here.
>>44615192
I'll readily admit to liking Shoukaku more, personally.
And I liked the lewds. It ruined nothing.
>>44615202
Sex has nothing to do with it. I'm Belgian. Chocolate is our answer for a lot of psychological problems.
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>>44615227
but i thought hate was saving himself for iowa?
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>>44615222
feelthy's lewd. You didn't read it?
I can't point you to it since I have no idea where in the archive it is and the SB archive doesn't have it since lewd.
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>>44615187
It's videos like this and the one with the Abrams clawing it's way out of the mud that goes to show just how kickass modern tanks really are.
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>>44615222
In feelthy's second smut fic.
Which people think is 1000% canon, because they're idiots/shitstirrers
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>>44615227
>hatesex
Don't you mean sex with Hate?
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>>44615203
So they don't take water down their barrels
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>>44615208
You mean the Get-Raped-By-BETA tactical game?
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FINALLY i CAN ACTUALLY POST YOU SHITTY INTERNET! Have some Shoukaku butt before I lose it again.
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>>44615236
>You must be new here.
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>>44615236
I had no idea that was an actual thing for Belgians
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>>44615222
Oh my, you're in for a surprise.
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>>44615087
Too bad.
They'reUSS Pennsylvania tig ole bitties.
and I got to give a VERY thorough inspection of them
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>>44615236
Alright I can respect that. Sadly booze is about the only thing that works for me, that and cigars and I can't smoke in my office.
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>>44615227
FEELTHY DO IT PLEASE
It'd piss all the faggots off and it'd be funny too.
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>>44615173
Never left.
Also, chapter three out soon™
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>>44615250
Oh.... Interesting! Though, I thought they would just put caps on the barrels, but that works to!
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>>44615196
Ultimately it comes down to self-love.
Accept herself for who she is, realise what she can and cannot do, what shes done now and in her previous life and still love herself despite all the bad stuff in it.
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>>44615261
Why is this poster so upset?
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>>44615234
And sometimes, that's realistic.
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>>44615258
>Left
More like the magnetic pull he has to merc's cock won out once more. He was never really here.
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>>44615242
Oh shit I forgot he also wrote the super great Kaga stuff.
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>>44615187
as expected of pussy weak (your country) clay
not like strong hard 'merica clay
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I for one still like CVL better than CVs.
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>>44615242
>http://pastebin.com/nrp7VkpL
Welp, time to empty my balls.
Someone ping me when we get back to the actual fucking story.
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>Abyssal Arizona
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>>44615285
This.
Pixel was originally merc's go-to art guy. KCQ was basically a side-project.
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>>44614970
USS SOUTH DAKOTA WHEN
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>>44615180
There's always like, the Uziel 8S or the Scarabus or whatever if you feel like going fast. The Scarabus even has a Hatchet for fucking bugs up axe-murderer style.
But nothing beats fielding a lance like
>Zeus 9T
>Hauptmann Prime
>Nightstar
>Thunder Hawk
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>>44615299Maybe then she'd get some T and A.
>tfw 'Murricas pride has all the curves of a quarter mile track.
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>>44615272
>wanting feelthy to write anymore
he left too! :D
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>>44615298
Have some music while you wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ni_JnRA7_w
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>>44615268
So unforgivably rude. I'd put a Lewd rating on your posts, but unfortunately, we've reached the image limit.
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>>44615315
Flat is justice, tho, and Arizona is a symbol of justice!
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>>44615261
Don't you get angry. You know you take your time to write the updates.
It gives them quality.
>>44615262
8 out of 10 Belgians find it perfectly natural to eat chocolate more than 8 times a week.
8 out of 10 any other Nationality normally consume chocolate once per week.
We use chocolate to answer a lot of problems.
>>44615269
I empathize with your plight.
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What other flat battleships are there besides Ari?
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>>44615326
If Arizona were any flatter she'd be launched off a 'slip-an-slide' like it was a rail gun.
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>>44615303
never
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>>44615303
Right after we get Showboat.
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>>44615322
>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU
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>>44615326
Flat is for faggots and pedos.
Real men with real balls want to see real tits and ass. Take your fucking waify waifuism back to /a/, you colossal low-test catamite.
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>>44615303
worst sodak. bama a best
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>>44615328
Beer and chocolate. Belgians are bros and know what life is all about.
If we could get them some battleships they'd be basically perfect.
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>>44615344
AHAHAHAHA!!!!! I CAN ACTUALLY PICTURE THAT, THATS HOW FUNNY THAT WAS.
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>>44614861
I noticed Planefag does better the less characters he has to juggle.
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>>44614970
Stared at the fucking gif for a full two minutes before I remembered I'm on a shitphone that has scytzophrenic issues. with gif format.
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>>44615358
Hips are the superior measure of a woman.
Breasts are nice too.
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>>44615345
I just want the awkward battleships to get their time in the light.
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>>44615341
Depends on who you ask
according to the artists who did the initial art for Arizona, a few of the other standard-type BBs are pretty flat too
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I think it's about time we did a fuckin' census with all these offsiters comin' round.
http://www.strawpoll.me/6470556
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>>44615368
Interesting observation.....
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>>44615358
>not enjoying the body of the woman you love for what it is
Heresy!
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>>44615328
It's gonna drive me to an early grave but I really don't care.
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>>44615371
>Hips are the superior measure of a woman.
I might disagree with your priorities, but you're still shootin' straight. Drive on, 'murrica.
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>>44615341
None outside of fanart.
I don't remember any of Pacific's (Where Arizona's design came from) battleships being flat either.
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>>44615361
EVERYTHING IS FIRE, ANON!
He's said as much on the IRC, he's even nuked his notes regarding it, which is unfortunate because I wanted them because I was considering some writefaggotry myself!
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>>44615363
'bama a shit, Sodak best awkward ship. More accidents, more "could have beens", it's the US BB equivalent of the William D Porter.
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>>44615376
>implying anyone's gonna answer anything but 4chan
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>>44615376
>http://www.strawpoll.me/6470556
Haha time to falseflag!
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>>44614850
Is Trophy a troll system? I still haven't seen it working yet.
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At times like this, I start yelling at the screen for unknown reasons. Insanity is closing in on my brain...
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>>44615315
How is America proud of her when she sank without doing anything?
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>>44615405
Your just autistic anon.
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>>44615366
... Sorry to disappoint you, but the seething hatred between Flemish and Walloons kind of denies any claim of perfection.
Especially because of the Flemish ultra-nationalists, who are raging xenophobes.
That said, we're mostly good people.
>>44615381
And a lifetime of consuming chocolate might drive me to an early grave. Hence, I sympathize.
>>
“The Bonins were an anomaly,” you tell her. “And we've got no idea if it marks an escalation of the war, or a temporary surge of power they won't be able to replicate. For the most part abyssals show up out of the mist, attack, and fade again - so we've got to guard everywhere to stop them. Which means it's almost always division-on-division sized engagements, at the largest. Like... a perpetual cruiser campaign. The only way to reliably outweigh their firepower is with a battleship - the most compact form of firepower we've got available.”
Arizona holds your gaze questioningly.
You sigh. “Then there's the way the abyssals seem to alter the weather around them - especially when they first manifest. The leveling effect's played merry hell with precision guided munitions that modern warplanes rely on. Laser guidence still works quite well - we think because it's so damn simple - but thick enough cloud cover or moderate rain diffuses the beam of light quite effectively, which leaves us falling back on other things that don't always work. And short of that...” you shrug. “Iron bombs in a dive work as well as they did in 1945, but exposes aircraft to gunfire. We're fighting an industrial-age enemy with information-age weapons - we *can't* afford to accept attrition tactics, ever.”
She glances downwards, looking a bit... well, you're not sure quite what.
There's a knock at the door.
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>>44615283
>planefag's writing
>realistic
Choose one.
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Keep reading Bama as Obama, then again his ears and ego could support the seventh fleet at sea
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>>44615376
>http://www.strawpoll.me/6470556
Obvious bait.
Better census question
http://strawpoll.me/6470574
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>>44615380
Get that Healthy At Every Size shit outta here, Tumblr. You wanna fuck a broomstick, that's your call, just don't argue that its anything but straight fuckery.
Hampering glorious 'Murrican BB's and CV's by not making them athletic, curvy goddesses of Liberty and War is the only heresy I'm seein'.
>>
“PT-109, FETCH!”
The door opens to reveal a young ensign pushing in a cart loaded with donuts and such. “Hello, AdmiraEEEE!” he leaps away from the cart as the little Corgi seizes the lower cross-support in his teeth and drags it backwards towards Hate, a low, guttural growl of surprising savagery roiling in his throat. The poor man retreats hastily, the door hissing closed on its pneumatic cylinder in his wake.
“I ordered donuts,” Hate says lazily from the back of the room. “Anyone want some?”
The small group drifts to the back of the room to snag some sugar. Arizona doesn't stir; still resting her cheek on one fist, free fingers drumming the tabletop disconsolately.
[ ] Bring her a donut.
[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
[ ] Leave it for later.
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>>44615413
I'm not autistic, I'm just mindfucked, that's all.
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>>44615422
/pol/ leave this is about boats.
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>>44615391
>He nuked his notes
>AGAIN
What is this, KATYA 2.0?
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>>44615412
America loves all her children, especially when they're martyrs.
Just look at Custer.
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>>44615422
Obama in a tight black mini dress. so you like that image, anon?
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>>44615391
So what was his reasoning? Hissy fit?
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>>44615424
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
"Come on, lets talk."
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>>44615438
>Donut, followed by grilling her with Hate.
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
>>
That video was fucking stupid by the way. I just got done forgetting that 60s era bullshit 'training and informational' shit and you go and show them that.
You're fucked up.
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>>44615438
>>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
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>>44615438
>young ensign
Is it THAT FUCKING POOR ENSIGN DRIVER again? Because he seriously needs a break.
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
Let's go ahead and get this out of the way.
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
She still has something to say
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>>44615438
>[x] Ask her to step outside for a second.
Time to do this.
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>>44615438
>[o] Bring her a donut.
>[o] Ask her to step outside for a second.
Get some sweet circle-cake in that girl and let's have a chit-chat, shall we?
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>>44613978
Leatherback and Otachi were in the works before Newt drifted with the kaiju brain, though - the kaiju had already seen Cherno, Crimson and Striker in action enough times to prepare for their abilities. Newt's drift *might* have pointed out specific weaknesses, but we can't be sure.
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>>44615438
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
Poor ensign. Get transferred out of the motor pool, and STILL have Hate and Settle making you their bitch...
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
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>>44615438
[x] donuts outside
they are mobile food here, come on
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask Her to step outside for a second
>>44615423
...Why is Mayo a possible option for gender?
Why are any of those possible options for gender?
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
Not the time to talk, but throw her a bone.
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>>44615438
>[x] Ask her to step outside for a second.
look! It's an obvious distraction!
>where, i don't see any
>hey
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[ ] Bring her a donut
I hope these donuts are like, Krispy-Kreme donuts. They make the best ones on planet earth.
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
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>>44615438
>[X]You're a big girl.
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>>44615438
>[x] Bring her a donut.
>[x] Ask her to step outside for a second.
A Flag and his Flagship cannot stand divided. Time to heal some wounds and figure shit out.
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>>44615438
>[X] Bring her a donut.
Best course.
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>>44615494
I agree.
If you don't identify as military hardware, you need to get the fuck out.
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>>44615504
>[ ] Bring her a donut
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>>44615438
[X] Bring her a donut.
[X] Ask her to step outside for a second.
We get this out of the way. And then we go back with Shoukaku for a little while.
Seriously, she doesn't get enough screen time, I say.
>>44615504
As a Belgian AND a Canadian, I must take offence to that and proclaim the superiority of Tim Hortons.
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>>44615504
I hate Krispy-Kreme donuts, I don't know if it's something in the butter or oil but they give me really bad headaches just from eating one.
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>>44615391
So how many writefags are still active?
I remember that Central is doing his Thunderchild thing.
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>>44615513
I understand people losing interest, but why nuke the notes.
>>
Have a Shoukaku vid since image cap hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEO4jRdOJlk
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>feelthy is gone
thank christ, maybe he will actually kill himself
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>>44615511
>[X] For me.
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>>44615438
> Bring her a donut
> Ask her to step outside for a second
>>
Just a note, page 7 acquired
>>44615511
>"I'm running this Hotel aground... with NO SURVIVORS"
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>>44615075
People who argue passionately against mecha are just like people who argue passionately against aerospace fighters (and by extension, just like many people who unironically link projectrho.) They're kind of the EUPHORIA posters of /tg/ nerds; high on their own faux superiority gained by arguing the easy status-quo side of a debate against anime geeks who's knowledge of mecha boils down to Gundam.
Arguing about mechs on /k/ is like boxing with brass knuckles; no matter who wins, you end up brain damaged. But on /tg/? You can make a fucking rope out of the knotted fedoras to lower yourself out a window and escape the thread once it starts to burn.
It's fucking great.
Also how did we hit image limit already? Thanks, shitposters!
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>>44615494
Excuse me you communist bigot, but I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>44615423
Okay, who among you here are freaking AH-64s?
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>>44615221
>Love beats hate.
My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world.Only our frozen neighbours up north will get this one
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>>44615438
>Ask her to step outside.
>Snag a donut on the way.
>>
Let us take a moment to appreciate the absolute artistry of the Shoukaku lewds.
>Feelthy writes Arizona getting the dick
>Like, regaining speech during the highest power surge of dick
>The most autistic Shoukakufag emerges from the depths
>The sheer butthurt attracts planefag like blood in the water
>Arizona lewds declared 1000000% canon
>Shoukaku lewds come later
>The timeframe and plotline are handcrafted for maximum plausibility
>Planefag is standing ready and declares it super totally canon immediately
>It's just Shoukaku shlicking, getting interrupted then going to make the beast with two backs with Subslut
Fucking magnificent. Salt in the wound is such an understatement that you're probably in fucking china if you can read what I just said.
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>>44615530
Who the hell is Tim Hortons?
I'm german goddamnit!! I don't know all of these things!!!!
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>>44615513
Seriously. They didn't sign fucking enlistment contracts or anything
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>>44615494
It's a reference to a tumblr post mocking the various SJW-claimed 'genders' like 'astral' and 'bunny' with the Spongebob "is mayonnaise an instrument" line, where an SJW replied that the poster had no right to claim that mayonnaise WASN'T a gender or some shit like that.
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>>44615535
no idea, I don't keep track. The only ones I ever read were Feelthy and Navyfags, and 'bama occasionally.
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>>44615548
And TFW forgot to take trip off before voting. Anyway.
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[ ] Leave it for later.
First is cart before horse. We're asking for reconcilliation before we even apologize.
Second is putting her on the spot. She feels strongly about this, giving her two minutes of our time that's also split with a donut cart before we're called back in is really dismissive.
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>>44615438
Well, looks like it's time to nut up, swallow our pride, and admit to our mistakes.
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>>44615533
>I hate Krispy-Kreme donuts
Abyssal detected.
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
Peace donut!
>>
[X] Leave it for later.
girls addicted to donuts, if she isn't getting them right now she's doing some deep thinking. Its best to just let her continue
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
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>>44615438
>[x] Bring her donuts.
How about we return the favour.
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>>44615452
Tell that to the USS Oklahoma, she sunk just the same as Arizona did, and she was completely forgotten until only a few years ago.
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>>44615251
Yes. Still waiting for a translation of it.
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>>44615438
[ ] Bring her a donut.
[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
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>>44615530
I approve of this course of action.
Though of course, some chaotic happening will occur outside that will inevitably distract us from step 2.
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>>44615559
The funniest thing is while I can see mechs doing some neat stuff in urban areas I don't see tanks going away just because we get giant walking combat robots.
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>>44615559
>Also how did we hit image limit already? Thanks, shitposters!
YOU'RE WELCOME, BOSS!
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>>44615559
Took longer than usual though.
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>>44615438
>[x] Leave it for later.
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>>44615565
>>Arizona lewds declared 1000000% canon
lad what?
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>>44615561
>Being a fucking helicopter
>Ever
>>
>[x] Bring her donuts.ITS A B-MOVIE
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>>44615565
>>Feelthy writes Arizona getting the dick
Who the fuck gave Ari the D? Motherfucker, how did I miss out on all this lewd?
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
>>
>>44615561
People who identify as aircraft are fucking weird.
They need to stick to being ships like nature intended.
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>>44615602
I only posted one image. I feel accomplished.
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>>44615537
Because he's a dick.
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>>44615303
When Canadians get their CF105 Avro Arrow.
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>>44615613
Somebody got salty and asked pf if they were canon and he went "lol ofc"
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>>44615592
Fluff! Where smut!?!
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>>44615438
So, just outta curiosity... if we do take Ari out into the hallway, what are the odds that we'll walk back in to find the CVs horrified/enraged because 109's humping one of their legs?
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>>44615589
>USS South Dakota
>Flagship, battle honorscursed
>Scrapped despite Iowas getting retrofits
Such is life in the midwest...
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>>44615438
>[x] Leave it for later.
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>>44615615
>>44615627
>Being ships or Helicopters
>Not being tanks or strategic missile instillations
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>>44615600
>The funniest thing is while I can see mechs doing some neat stuff in urban areas I don't see tanks going away just because we get giant walking combat robots.
They won't. They most assuredly won't. Mecha will supplement tanks; they sure as hell won't replace them for a multitude of reasons.
If you want a good look at what mecha will probably look like, take a look at Heavy Gear. A pretty gritty combined-arms reality where going toe to toe with a heavy tank will result in your mecha splattered over three burning acres. Which would serve you right for not hiding behind a big rock, you dumb shit.
>>
>>44615438
>[x] Break up the rumor you're having an orgy in the room involving the dogs.
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>>44615563
Fuck you, idealist college shitbag. Violence, Naked aggression, solves shit. To posit otherwise is wishful thinking at it's fucking worst. The world fucking changes because people force it to, not because of some hippie bullshit.
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>>44615438
>[X] Bring her a donut.
>[X] Ask her to step outside for a second.
>>
New thread soon Planefag?
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>>44615641
Then you keep'em to yourself, you don't NUKE them.
That's basically saying "Fuck with this writing and fuck you guys you ain't getting shit from anyone else either"
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
The bribery is always useful
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>>44615438
>[ ] Ask her to step outside for a second.
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>>44615643
High.
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>>44615600
Best in built up areas or as a rapid response/deployment units, able to respond to most environments. Something sized like Knightmare Frames.
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>>44615619
Settle did
http://pastebin.com/fUV6fWaq
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>>44615651
>not identifying as blocks of cement
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>>44615658
>"Look guys, I can quote Heinlein!"
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>>44615670
MAYBE NOT I'M TEMPTED TO WRITE EVERYONE DYING BECAUSE OF YOU FAGGOTS PICKING EVERY GODDAMN OPTION OMFG
nah new thread soon
>>
>[X] Leave it for later.
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>>44615651
>>44615627
>>44615615
>Not being Raifus
FAL nee-san a best
Sig-chan a best
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>>44615595
I can hope.
And honestly, while I respect ArmyNurseCorpFag for choosing to Leave the apology for later, we're aren't winning this fight right now.
>>44615686
I'd take it.
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>>44615658
A kind word with a big stick gets you into more doors than the big stick alone. Violence needs to be properly applied when words fail.
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>>44615475
Calling it now - he ends up turning traitor to the Abyssal side due to sheer irritation/festering hate against Settle (and now Corporal Hate).
That, or he commits suicide, in a very loud and obvious way.
>>44615489
Given how they showed up real soon after the Drift had occurred - and how quickly they welped both Crimson and Cherno, while also turning Striker into a giant paperweight - it's somewhat inferred that Newt inadvertently leaked some information out of his grey matter when he connected with the Anteverse Precursors (IIRC that's what I've seen them referred to as, if they have another name, please let me know).
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>>44615652
You could maybe go toe-to-toe with a light tank in an assault class heavy gear or a strider.
Maybe. I'm not real hopeful though.
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>>44615652
>Heavy Gear
So the 'proper scale' you mentioned was "Just enough for a single man to hump crew-served weaponry around"? Sounds about right
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>>44615679
now who's mad hmm
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>>44615686
The first two aren't mutually exclusive. In fact they work together.
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>>44615122
nah she just ain't been drinking enough coffee
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>>44615658
Correction. Force solves problems.If you ask "what's the difference?" you need to think a little harder
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>>44615695
>Not M14
Communist detected.
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>>44615695
I see that you appreciate the fine works of the Fabrique National d'Herstal.
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>>44615558
>He didn't pilot so good.
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>>44615686
Settle makes girls cry, take 3, coming soon.
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>>44615686
Yup. I know that feeling where everyone just goes balls-to-the-walls stupid.
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>>44615642
Working on it. It'll take awhile.
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>>44615730
The SLR was a better choice anyways
Also M14 makes bad jokes.
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>>44615652
that sounds like power armor not a mech
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>>44615702
Hate's a Marine. He knows this. The Marine mantra is, "Be polite. Be professional. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
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>>44615720
Well, let's say there aren't any abyssal fairies, does that mean parts of their "ship" are slowly becoming lovecraftian metal deathtraps for the fairies?
Look, I just wish fairies were on screen more.
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>>44615754
Guns before puns?
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>>44615568
Tim Horton's is a coffee shop chain in Canada. They have good coffee and donuts.
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>>44615658
lol had to be the marine
go back to your hole, jarhead
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>>44615438
>[X] Bring her a donut.
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>>44615685
Yeah. cos he was fucking right in that book.
Stranger in a strange land was hippie bullshit, but Starship troopers was right the fuck on. Got a copy that fucking lives in my bags.
>>44615702
Yeah... fucking, yeah, I'll give you that. You right.
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>>44615711
That or car sized mechs.
The towering stuff like in Pacific Rim just isn't feasible.
>>
>Mechs v Tanks round billion+1
>No discussion or attention paid to the actual votes in the quest
why
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>>44615750
Here's hoping it'll take literally forever.
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>>44615769
I thought that was the SBS?
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>>44615658
It might be more accurate to say in the English language "Force is always the solution."if you have to ask what the difference is, go back to schoolStar Wars
>>
Alright, I'm out of Screwdriver cocktail, I'm gonna go ahead and sleep now before I'm tempted to continue in this quest and make more cocktail.
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>>44615769
>Marine
>Professional
Pick one.
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>>44615790
because it's an obvious waifuvote
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>>44615658
Have some respect for a man who died of Prostate Cancer after getting the most number of unexpected seats in parliament Hate.
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>>44615743
He's way too good a writer.
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>>44615797
James Mattis made that line official.
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>>44615784
Well yeah. Pacific Rim was many great things, but feasible it was not.
>Gypsy Danger escaped the EMP unscathed because her nuclear power plant was analog, not digital
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>>44615790
Because we're all just here for the ride.
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>>44615811
Stop drinking them sissy drinks and break out the hard liquor.
>>
Cheers planefag, good night.
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>>44615769
You've very obviously never met a Marine
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>>44615784
Pacific Rim was a fucking awesome movie.
>>44615780
Basically, force should be the last option, but when applied it should be applied in order to cause as much damage as possible is my view.
After all, war can be defined as extremely aggressive diplomacy.
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>>44615645
Least the Oklahoma never made it to the breakersShe headed the call
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>>44615824
>analog not digital
Aaaaa.
I wanted to scream when that bit was said in the cinemas.
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>>44615438
>[ ] Bring her a donut.
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>>44615836
Dude, its swedka and orange juice combined, but I'll go ahead and buy some white spirit for next time.
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>>44615652
I wish Heavy Gear II worked on modern systems.
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>>44615859
It was stupid but it was the right KIND of stupid.
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>>44615846
>Basically, force should be the last option, but when applied it should be applied in order to cause as much damage as possible is my vie
"If force is not your last resort, you have failed to use enough of it"
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>>44615568
Canadian coffee shop. Knowing Canada, it probably serves pancakes or waffles too.
>>44615563
>>44615658
Chill, Lt.
Loving your comrades and your friends brings you the strength and will to defend them.
Hope for the future keeps you going when it seems there's no way out of the mire.
Optimism lets you know that you can win, if everyone does their part.
Yeah, it's all pretty words without a bigass gun backing it up... But you have the biggest damn man-portable boomstick ever created. So I say, go forth, break the backs of the enemy and we'll go with you. But without hope, without love and without optimism, we're just pissing in the wind, a last hurrah of humanity, before the waters close over us. Now do you want to go down like a bitch, or are you the same kind of fucking devil dog who's won wars all across this world for more than two hundred years, defying and stomping the balls of the most powerful enemies they could possibly face, from the British Empire, to the Nazis?
Those pretty words are what keep everyone from laying down their arms and dying, Lieutenant. They're what keeps you going with red life oozing from every hole on your shattered body. And you fucking KNOW it. All they need is the teeth to get something done with them. Well you're a devil dog, marine and I hear hellhounds have plenty of teeth to go around.
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>>44615785
>all this mad
check out this epik trole guys, he's really schooling me hard tonight
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>>44615816
Canadian NDP? Layton was a good man.
That was his last farewell speech before dying for Canada?
>>
And as I go to bed, I say my last words tonight.
Intended for anons with DD waifus: that is not a wife, THAT IS AN EXCUSE TO KICK YOUR ASS AND SEND YOU LOOKIN FOR ANOTHER WIFE !
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>>44615901
Narrative, motherfucker, do you craft it?
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>>44615818
Incorrect. He made the channel to "collaborate" with other writers, and it became his personal echo chamber mostly full of yes men. If you dissent, he'll kb you from the channel, then put you on ignore.
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>>44615870
>(or have his pet Hal ban people)
HOLY SHIT I EVEN HAVE FUCKING EVIL MINIONS NOW
oh
oh man
if you could just see my fucking face right now
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>>44615695
>FAL nee-san a best
you have good taste, anon
>>
Auf wiedersen.
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>>44615695
sorry, but Jatimatic is in fact the best
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>>44615919
planefag I'm just around for the ride - you're certainly an enjoyable to read guy, not the best ever but at least you give a fuck. NEW THREAD WHEN GAP AN ELF?
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>>44615903
Jack Layton was a good man, indeed.
>>44615919
It's almost unbelievable that they believe that.
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>>44615933
Night Fritz. Don't get culturally enriched in your sleep.
>>
I could kiss the LTJG right now, she just brought me coffee, good strong Navy Coffee. I may be a ground-pounder
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>>44615919
Spoilers: Planefag is Lex Luthor.
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>>44615962
...Dude? You still alive?
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>>44615962
She's wantin' you to provide a little cream, LT. Best get on that shit.
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>>44615966
Salt like this makes me wish the image limit was higher.
>>
Seems like nobody cares about the donut vote being shit, even aftee a very similar mistake the vote before this one.
I don't doubt it's a coincidence that a bunch of those votes are doubles, and there's nonstop shitposting.
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>>44615908
nanodesu
>>
Thread archived.
>>44615970
That's wrong, I can too!I'm even more powerful than planefag
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>>44615919
why does every thread recently devolve into this
it really kills my vibe
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>>44615991
By my unofficial count donut and talk to her won.
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>>44615992
nanoDEATHU
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>>44616007
Because that's exactly what they want, anon - to spoil the quest because they're assdevestated at me.
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>>44615991
Threads are going more and more to the dogs.
>>44616007
I get that feeling too.
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>>44615824
>>44615859
I always took that to mean the systems that the reactor powered were analog, unlike, say, Striker Eureka's systems.
That, or it had more hardened shit in it than the new mechs - after all, who expects a goddamn Kaiju to shit out an EMP?
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>>44616007
there's a reason I ignore all the inter-update "discussion"
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>>44616007
Because there's one or two people with unreal grudges against planefag and know enough of his triggers that he can't help but bite
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>>44616007
IMO it's the groggiest grognardfags going after the animu shit on the board because MUH /tg/ and all that shit. At least it's not /pol/.
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OH COME ON GUYS. I SAID ONE THING. ONE. FUCKING. THING. and now this.
.........................................
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>>44616022
Can we ignore them, then, and move on the the Quest? Kinda curious to see how the Arizona scene pans out.
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>>44615984
Hard to tell at times.
>>44615986
See there is a problem there I'm not a 1LT, I'm a CPT. She's also under my chain of command so that doesn't work.
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>>44615991
votes that go against your opinion are conclusive proof that your opinion sucks and is wrong
moot agreed, don't bother him about it
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>>44616040
>.........................................
holy shit please don't.
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>>44615636
Syrups are still butthurt over that?
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>>44616027
My understanding that the controls were directly attached to the limbs (for lack of a better word) rather than going through a computer.
Think P-51 vs F-16
Of course, I'm also an idiot, so there's that.
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>>44616022
its sort of working, i mostly just feel like clising the tab and reading the archive later.
i should't though. its not healthy for a quest to not have participants.
>>
sb normies get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>44615908
B-but my DD has DDs. That counts right?
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>>44616022
I actually am gonna pledge my life in the next quest to try and "occupy" the trolls.
PLANEFAG ÜBER ALLES!!!
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>>44616031
So...we've reached a point in Planefag's popularity where every thread is now like the open lines section of True Capitalist Radio, where the trolls phone in every week and touch every single fucking button that make Ghosyt go all cans.wav on everybody and everything?
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While we're airing grievances with the thread, what the fuck was up with the Shoukaku visit? Invite her in, insult her coffee, and then bring in somehody else to school her while we watch TV. Settle is the most romantic person to ever exist.
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>>44616069
this desu senpai
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>>44616046
Even if we can ignore them (which we can't), planefag can't. He's easily baited unfortunately
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>>44616075
Which one?
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>>44615908
Late war DDs are young women, not children.
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>>44616086
kouhai please stop using memewords dess
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>>44616080
Actually, what you do is click the little arrow button and report them. The report function exists for a reason.
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>>44616075
....alright fine. If she's tall, and has everything you want in (or on) her, that's okay.
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>>44616046
I'd hope for more Shoukaku scenes after that. Arizona might be getting her apology, but she's still pissed off.
>>44616082
Yeah, we're seeing the results of people on both sides fucking things up for the other side.
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>>44616094
Kongo a shit.
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>>44616063
Yes, even though the US canceled a better plane at the same time, it was OBVIOUSLY a US ploy to crush Canada's MIC so that they have to rely on the US. Or something.
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>>44616082
who
fucking
cares
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>>44616082
Maybe she shouldn't have made shit coffee, then
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>>44616082
To be fair he coffee had already fucked up the mood. And hey, now she learned for next time.
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>>44616087
>they get this mad
>i'm the one ge-
- wait, is THAT post bait!?
OH U~
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>>44616095
Oh....I feel stupid now.
Still, PLANEFAG OVER ALL!!!!
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>>44616057
>She's also under my chain of command so that doesn't work.
>implying
You know how many officers I've seen break that fraternization bit? Hell, one sooper dooper El Tee was fucking an NCOs wife and all that happened was he got sent to staff. So, in effect, his punishment was that he had more free time, less work, and guess what he did? Kept on fuckin'.
Fuckin' corrupt ass commissioned officers corps.
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WHAT? WE LOST PIXEL? WHAT?
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>>44616080
don't be a fucktard, report and move on
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>>44616110
Didn't one of the 89 quests had Canadians fly Arrow II and Canadians cheered for days on end?
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>>44616121
Dude please just get on with the writing. They're right that you keep taking the bait. No wonder they keep coming back.
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>>44616082
That's normal for planefag.
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I detect a little Communism.
I can see it in the things ya say.
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>>44616121
I don't know what you are trying to prove by responding.
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>>44616121
Okay, I think you've had your fun, man.
If you try for anymore, they might explode.
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>>44616087
Why not just have planefag write more?
If these autistic masterpieces get so mad at some greek posting on a nigerian sandcastle board, why not continue writing to make them die from high blood pressure?
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Alright fuck sleep. I'm go grab some more liquor.
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>>44616127
I'm a happily married man. So yeah, it doesn't work. Besides, she's not my type.
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>>44616066
That was it. They mention that old Gypsy leaked radiation because it was rushed together.
Gypsy doesn't have anything an EMP could fry, and the first thing Gypsy does is rip off the EMP thing to stop leatherback from using it again to turn them off.
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>>44614970
Yeah, nothing seems to be happening. Is this really a gif or some troll.
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>>44616057
Out of curiosity, what are the ranks for the medical personal? Do surgeons have higher ranks than physicians?
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>>44616121
Dude, no. I'm bewildered that people take those shitstirrers so seriously.
It's not bait to point out that you've spent the last hour engaging the fuckers because you can't seem to help it
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>>44616134
he's dead, hit by a truck
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>>44616134
RIP
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>>44616082
That was weird as hell, now that you bring it up.
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>>44616161
Gypsy did show fairly sophisticated electronics (complete with computer voice) in the cockpit, but presumably the cockpit was better shielded.
>>
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>>44616168
>>44616176
You guys are hilarious. Hardee har har.
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>>44616158
Eh, good on ya.
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>>44616134
He catched the japanese cold.
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>>44616199
And MercCommand and Naka and Hate.
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>>44616162
Not all gifs are animated gifs you retard.
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What happened to them all??
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>>44616088
Urakaze or another one
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>>44616207
But weren't Naka and Hate just here in this thread?
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>>44616199
There all dead anon
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>>44616223
>that's the joke
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Yeah, I'm not making a second thread tonight. We're almost at my cutoff point of 11PM anyways, and my internet connection is *still* jumping and jiving. I'll try to get fucking Charter out here to service it before Saturday.
Night, everyone~
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>>44616164
In the military rank is rank. I'm a Nurse Practitioner, have been for several years, and I finally got promoted to CPT a couple years ago. The surgeons and Physicians are also high ranking, they tend to be MAJ and up, though they usually direct commission in at a higher rank as well.
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the trolling is real in this thread
>>
inb4navyfag
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>>44616199
planefag also went on a vacation on Guts' boat. He should be back soon.
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remember last thread there was a cliffhanger, and everybody was eager to resolve it? what happened since then?
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>>44616222
>Deme banned Merc
Also what the fuck are you blathering about? He's in both channels literally right now.
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>>44616121
Most of us would rather you just ignore the obvious bait and GET ON WITH IT desu senpai
>>44616235
Cheers, boss. You really do need to stop being so easily baited tho, the fuckers thrive in this sort of gap
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>>44616235
Night Deme. Get some damn sleep.
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>>44616223
Everybody's dead, Deme.
>>44616235
'night fapangel. Guessing there's no writeups?
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>>44616235
Trolls.
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>>44616235
>Night, everyone~
night, fag. thanks for THE MISSILE KNOWS.
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>this entire thread
V2 gets more and more appealing with every passing week
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>>44616220
Ushio, of course.
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>>44616253
Then why did they all leave? Just no interest?
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>>44616253
>EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT
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>>44616235
Moooooother fucker
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>>44616237
Yo ArmyNurseCorpFag, just how would you compare medical services offered to the enlisted to, say, those offered by the VA?
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>>44616237
Ahh. Do you ever get pharmacists or other team members with higher ranks due to being in the army longer? Does the command structure still follows then?
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Guys...We need to ask the important question
The missile knows, we've established this, we've also established how it knows...But have we established whether or not it can tell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>44616235
goodnight planefag. please be gentle with next thread, if not for the doublepickers' sake, then for mine.
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>>44616253
Trolls be trolling.
And probably sabotaging votes, now that I think about it.
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>>44615438
>[x] Bring her a donut.
Settle is just too stupid.
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>>44616283
Is it the heat signature?
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>>44616270
>no idea which one it is
>check the wiki
Holy fuck these CGs
This fucking jump in art quality
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Fuck this. I'm not staying up for this again. Archive master race here on out.
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>>44616283
Ahahah! Nice one ripple!
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>>44616283
Is it because of its deviation?
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>>44616270
>lewding Ushio
you degenerate
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>>44616278
You're better off dying than trying to get any form of medical service from the VA.
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>>44616300
Same
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>>44616283
How many missile souls fit in a B-52?
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>>44616283
We will know when we finally tell how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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>>44616335
Three.
Its three. I tried it this morning.
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>>44616270
Sicko, she's sill a little girl
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>>44616356
>THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
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>>44616326
Trick question!
Missiles are like gingers, they have no souls!
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>>44615438
>[X] Leave it for later.
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>>44616235
Night planefag
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Get some better internet you penniless Greek!...also night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzuoOR5YOQo
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>>44616358
>yes, and.png
She's grown enough for a littlehandholding.
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>>44616271
Navy had... Issues(MUH SECRETS), lex had an attack of raging autism, feelthy had real life take up all his time, and pixel was just being whored out to PF by merc in the first place.
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>>44616261
I've got a pair ready for Saturday's thread.
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>>44616403
>pixel was just being whored out to PF by merc in the first place.
This mental image is a lot funnier than it should be
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>>44616270
Ushio is meant for daughteruing, not lewding.
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>>44616396
I still don't get how
>KanColle MMD = Taylor swift song
At all.
I mean, they could use this instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8gIMfyV4Mg
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>>44616299
Hayasaka Kozue (Ushio & co.) and Kuu Ro Kuro (scroll carriers) have had unbelievable improvement. It's almost ridiculous when you put Hiyou pre-Kai and Katsuragi together, or Akebono normal and seasonal.
>>44616403
huh?
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>>44616414
>>44616403
Is Merc's quest any good?
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>>44616402
It's mainly her chest that's grown, not so much personality/etc. I'd rather protect her against all the perverts out there.
Now if it was Hama/Ura/Iso-kaze or Murasame, I'd say carry on.
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>Implying deme banned me
Haha, not yet he hasn't!
You really ought to treat claims from anonymous sources in a planefag thread with a grain of salt.
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>>44616414
I bet you remember that deculture art about the QMs.
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>>44616445
>no mention of Tanikaze
Being tiny wind is suffering
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>>44616445
Murasame is just as young as the other Shiratsuyus, who'd be the same as the Ayanamis like Ushio tho.
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>>44616235
Poop. Ah well. Gives me more time to write HMS Victory stuff.
Rest well, Planefag. Regardless of trolls and shitposting, I love these threads. Not kidding when I say they're the highlight of my week.
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>>44616438
He writes decently enough though he loves the dice too much.
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>>44616456
>You really ought to treat claims from anonymous sources in a planefag thread with a grain of salt.
This. All boards need that "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood; only a fool would take anything posted here as fact" disclaimer.
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>>44616456
> treat claims from anonymous sources in a planefag thread with a grain of salt
>grain of salt
MERCCCCCCCCCCCC
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>>44616134
I've been busy lately is why I haven't been posting stuff as of late. I'm still kicking you sillies.
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>>44616281
Yes they end up higher but inside the hospital everyone is divided up into deparments, for example I fall under the department of Nursing, as do several other people. If there was say a LTC in the pharmacy that gave me an order, I have no reason to follow because they're not in my chain. This is of course a very simplified answer but I don't have time for a super long one tonight, not while I'm on call.
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>>44616504
I think they want you to 'save' them from Hal.
I think.
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>>44616504
PIXEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>44616456
Merc, who is best waifu?
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>>44616504
Nope, sorry, you're dead/glued to Merc's dick. I guess he's a necrophiliac.
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>>44616506
Ahh thanks anon.
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>>44616470
They're not protrayed so childish as Ushio, and Murasame's considered the most mature of her family, though SHigure isn't protrayed childishly either.
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>>44616523
MercxPixel is OTP anyway.
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>>44616521
Willie duh.
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>>44616524
Ignore the poorly-informed anon and keep on trucking, man.
I personally love your Bama.that was you right
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>>44616480
>"The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood; only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
FTFY
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>>44616521
>Merc, who is best waifu?
Hahahahahahahahaa!
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>>44616568
IT'S DECULTURE?
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>>44616568
cole/hoel right
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>>44616568
>>44616577
It's obviouslyKZWolf
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>>44616530
Some kids are more mature, but they're still kids.
All the Fubukis, Ayanamis, Akatsukis and Shiratsuyus are off-limits from lewding.
Kageros are ok tho.
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>>44616568
We all know it's Falynn :^)
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>>44616568
Hornet obviously
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>>44616593
Are beavers and dogs acceptable?
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>>44616456
Try a fuckin metric ton
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>>44616640
Ok good point.
Some Kageros are ok. And the duckys.
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>>44616593
Dunno Yuudachi kai in the anime seemed awfully long legged to be a kid (though not so lewdable due to her poi-ness)
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>>44616456
>>44616504
And me! I'm still here too!I never left
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>>44616675
Reminder that Yuudachi is literally a Japanese valley girl because of her verbal tic.
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>all these deleted posts
Well, at least planefag can gets mods to clean up his threads after he goes out of his way to dignify trolls with a response.
I'm so fucking happy feelthy is gone, just declare all of his shit non-canon and my life will be complete.
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>>44616713
Holy shit you are on a whole other level of tinfoil
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>>44616035
not even /pol/ devolves into this much of a shitfest
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>>44616704
Hush, Halley.
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>>44616704
PRAISE THE EMPEROR MOREarturia is fine too
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>>44616713
>Salt levels: Overload
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>>44616713
NIGGA THE PORN WASNT CANNON IN THE FIRST PLACE ARE YOU THAT GODDAMN RETARDED
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>>44616745
How have you never heard of the most famous doujin ever?Fubin Sugiru Zero Saber ga Ijikeru
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>>44616794
You lost me.
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>>44616713
>>
>all these deleted posts
>you will never have a pet mod like planefag to clean up shitposters for you
>you will never have a beer with your pet mod as you laugh at the raging spergs
I am legit jealous planefag
>>
> mods delete thread relevant content as well as shitposts
Well its not like we can expect them to be good at something they do for free
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>>44616814
The title of the the doujin is Fubin Sugiru Zero Saber ga Ijikeru
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>>44616860
>The joke
----------
>Your head
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I want more cultured Iku.
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>>44616888
I'd put some of my culture in Iku
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>>44616885
>The real joke
------------------------------------
>Your head
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>>44616900
>>44616888
YACK DECULTURE!
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>>44616915
You have no idea what's going on, do you.
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>>44616854
Its the thing with these quests really.
You'll be lucky enough to have a mod reading one and actually being able to tell which are pure shitposts and which just look like shitposting.
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>>44616900
I... I'm not sure that's safe. Like seriously, I don't want to know what happens if a human tries to fuck a shipslut... or boatbitch as the case may be. I just see it ending poorly.
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>>44616957
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>>44616944
Planefag left over an hour ago. I'm not paying enough attention to know what's going on.
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>>44616957
So like normal dating attempts?
>>
Also, it's too bad image limit got hit before I got home. I wanted to post a really cool shipslut related thing but I guess it'll have to wait till Friday!
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>>44616957
>I... I'm not sure that's safe. Like seriously, I don't want to know what happens if a human tries to fuck a shipslut... or boatbitch as the case may be. I just see it ending poorly.
I sense a writeup incoming!
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>>44616995
You got room for another 6 posts. Go for it.
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>>44616995
Image limit recovered with all the deletions mate, though you might as well wait.
Also if it's just more of the art from your own quest I don't know why you post it, feels a bit tacky but that's just me
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>>44616888
Cultured Iku is non-canon, especially since feelthy is gone.
Fuck this makes me so HAPPY
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>>44616995
That's a lie and you know it!
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>>44616957
It's ok, they're soft where it counts!
(Otherwise Iku wouldn't've kept doing it)
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>>44617017
Or in the main quest if anons continue to control Settle's dick rather than his brain.
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>>44617037
Jesus motherfucking christ will you fucking shut up about your feelthy hateboner already.
At least he wrote better than you ever could hope to try.
>>
>>44616972
I'm saving that picture for future reference.
>>44616984
Hehe, that amuses this unfortunately sober nurse.
>>44617017
Nah, not from me. I can't get a grip on this story and its characters well enough to write for it.
>>44617042
Hmm maybe but still, I just can't shake this feeling of dread.
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>>44617017
>"UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT APPROCHING, AT RAMMING SPEED!"
>"BRACE YOURSELVES"
>"WHATEVER GOD CREATED US, PLEASE LET ME LIVE"
>"WE'RE TAKING ON WATER"
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>>44617088
>Nah, not from me. I can't get a grip on this story and its characters well enough to write for it.
Do it for BelaBatt then?
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>>44617099
That ain't water, sailor.
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>>44617062
Doesn't matter, feelthy's gone, his shit isn't canon despite his best efforts, he should kill himself and so should you for being his shill
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>>44617113
Lord knows what mechanisms are behind a shipgirl's womb, or whether the child that results is ship or human.
And if it is a ship, what ship is it exactly? Does it share the mother's class or is it modernized?
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>>44617037
can't say much good about Feelthy the person.
His writing however is pretty good and did more justice to the sub duo than Planefag bothered to.
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>>44617088
>I'm saving that picture for future reference.
Get a poster printed and hang it outside your office. With the way technology is advancing, it may soon become relevant.
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>>44617088
>Hehe, that amuses this unfortunately sober nurse.
Wait, you're not drunk? Are you sure you're the real ArmyNurseCorpsFag?
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>>44617156
The result is obviously apersocom
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>>44617189
Or worse. A civilian ship.
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>>44617177
He's on call, probably even at-base.
>>44617197
What, like a private yacht?
>>
>>44617219
>What, like a private yacht?
Yeah. Or a cruise ship, if the mother was a larger boat.
>>
We getting any Naka-Time? Writeups?
>>
>>44617219
I thought ArmyNurseCorpsFag was retired
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>>44617106
I see what you're doing. Yeah, cause that ones easier to write for. Also, those ships aren't all completely repressed bundles of problems like several here are. I'm a NP not a Psychiatrist!
>>44617177
>>44617219
I'm... beaten to the punch. Yes I'm on call and typing on my phone as quickly as I can. You guys are inundating me tonight with questions and such, kinda figures.
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>>44617245
No more Naka-time. Love is over.
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>>44617245
Not today, no.
Naka already took a nap an hour ago.
Me and the other writers might have something over the weekend thread tho.
>>44617231
>Carnival Victory shipgirl
>Star Cruises shipgirls>Titanic Shipgirl
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>>44617276
Titanic might make for an interesting Abyssal.
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>>44617276
Taking Titanic to see Titanic when?
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>>44617287
The Lusitania would fit the theme better.
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>>44617269
Catharine pls
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>>44617176
>Two best girls combined into one
Not bad.
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>>44617019
I dunno if deleted posts still count or not, but let's give it a try!
Anyways, me and some buds got our hands on a translation of the KanColle TTRPG book and decided to start a campaign, and some KCQ-related shipsluts were chosen as PCs. Now, as fortune has it, one of the group is a supremely talented drawfag and even went out of his way to draw tokens for all the PC shipsluts! (some are alt characters. We don't actually have this many players).
So, going from left to right, we have:
Victorious, Dorcetshire, Hoel, Portland, Annapolis, Seydlitz, Graf Spee, Idaho, Alabama, Ontario, Tashkent, and Vetehinen!
Ain't they adowable?
>>
Christ, Planefag's average post count per week has really gone to shit lately.
>>
>>44616235
Have a good night Aero Queer
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>>44617319
>halaxis post spotted
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>>44617300
One could make an argument for both, but yeah, Lusitania would be a better immediate pick due to the massive war guilt rather than just being a large loss of life for a stupid reason.
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>>44617334
BLONDES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
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>>44617334
Bender Neat.jpg
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>>44617334
>Dat Taffy 3
Oh yes.
Can you, uh, maybe lure him to us in kcq?
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>>44617334
Oh, this one?
Cute.
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>>44617334
You need to drag him into this mess.
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>>44617409
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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>>44617397
neato
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>>44617334
>KCQ TTRPG Group
And we aren't getting threadly updates on this why???
>>
>>44617334
I was expecting Hoel to be a redhead or auburn rather than blonde
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>>44617334
I NEED THIS TTRPG. AND MINIFIGURES.
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>>44617448
Nah, that distinction goes to Red and Red alone.
Okay, maybe Anna as well but eh.
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>>44617429
More need to suffer.
And in that suffering they shall supply us of more art to burn as fuel for our journey.
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>>44617441
Well, we barely even got past our first session, so there's not much to say right now!
>>44617448
Hoel was always something of a dirty blonde.
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>>44617490
>dirty blonde
Lewd.
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>>44617490
>TTRPG game with Merc
If only I wasn't so damn busy right now.
>>
>>44617490
Damn it, I want to run a TRPG but my friends, while milfags, have the wrong kind of autism for this kind of thing and tabletop RPGs aren't their thing either.
>>
>>44617515
Cole is made for lewds, and thus so is Hoel.
>>
>>44617490
Keep us updated.
Are all of you gunning for your admiral's cock?
>>
Well this has been fun and all but I've got to go strap someone to a table and beat them with my healing stick now. Good night folks
>>
>>44617563
>Are all of you gunning for your admiral's cock?Implying we aren't gunning for each other.
>>
>>44617571
Night boss. Don't go proctologist on us now.
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>>44617571
Stuff it up their arse for healing.
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>>44617571
So you're gonna fuck a guy in the ass for not listening to your instructions and bothering you for something insignificant, all to prove a point?
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