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I claim-a this land in the name-a of Spain!
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>>44608011

But do you have a flag?
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>>44608033
Yes. Now give me your gold!
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>>44608011
Conquistadors were badass. I would love to play a conquistador campaign.
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>tfw started a high-fantasy-conquistadores game but it fell apart
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We played a conquistador game before, it was quite fun.
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>>44608066

What, you just show the flag, and we give you gold? Shouldn't you at least put it on a pole, stick it in the ground or something?
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>>44608554
Because I and my men have muskets and you do not! And because I fight for the King of Spain, his Holiness the Pope and God!
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>>44608826

Okay, I mean, I guess that's fine. Just thought maybe you'd actually put the flag on a pole and let it wave around.

Guess they didn't teach that in conquistador school. Wait here, I'll go get your gold.
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Why must you use violence?
Surely we can talk about this.
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>You will never be a veteran from the Reconquista who aided in removing kebab from the Southern edge of Europe
>You will never move to the newly discovered Americas out of boredom and a lust for adventure
>You will never loyally follow Cortes into battle against hordes of man-eating Aztecs
>You will never discover vast, otherworldly cities and claim them for God and Spain
>You will never convert a brown cutie to the True Faith with your +5 Holy Conquistador Dick blessed by the Archbishop of Granada himself
>You will never drown in more gold than you could spend in five lifetimes
>You will never invest it in a gigantic sugar plantation
>You will never go on vacation to the motherland just to rub your newly acquired wealth in the face of your enemies
>You will never tauntk the stuck-up skank who refused to even talk to you before you left for the New World with your golden codpiece
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