>the distant fighter sounds his horn, signalling that he's

>>44607570

Fucking fighter. What do you want to bet he "accidentally" put on the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and wants another Remove Curse?

I told him not to go off by himself

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>>44607570
Forth! Down fear of darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Théoden! Huge guts shall be ripped, flesh shall be torn! A sword day... a red day... and the sun rises! Rip and tear now... Rip and tear now... Rip and tear! Rip and tear for ruin and the world's ending! Death!"

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>>44607629
>the paladin and the she-fighter go off to play Lay on Hands
>the whole party can her girlish giggles and 'oops, the curse is still there!'

I hate that belt.

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>>44607570
seriously? now? and he ignored us when we said don't wander around? fuck him, we have our own problem

>>44607570
Why is it never a CLOSE fighter sounding his horn for aid?

*mutters indistinctly*

>>44608248
What, do you want him to play his horn in your ear instead of just asking you for help with things?

>BRRT BRRT BRRT
We need more fuel for the campfire.
>BRRT BRRT BRRT
Could you hand me my shield? I left it over there.
>BRRT BRRT BRRT
Are you asleep?

>>44607771
>>44608248
>>44608402

What a wonderfully dysfunctional party.

>>44607570
No. I'm not falling for that again. Motherfucker always does that and is always because he's drunk as hell and naked. I'm not helping him this time.

>>44607570
>...And in this picture, Boromir tries and fails to give a single fuck about the orcish horde surrounding him.

>>44608683
he paralyzed the entire uruk hai hordes with the middle earth version of a mix tape

>>44608402
Fuck, now I want to play a HornFighter, who just blows his own horn for fucking everything.

>BRRT BRRT BRRT
Nice weather today.
>BRRT BRRT BRRT
My feet are sore.
>BRRT BRRT BRRT
Tea or coffee?
>BRRT BRRT BRRT
I'm going to sneak around them.
>BRRT BRRT BRRT
I'M RIGHT BEHIND THEM NOW.

Alternatively you could play a skeletal warrior that doots his trumpet for fucking everything, just so you get maximum memes.

>>44608741
>BRRT BRRT BRRT
SOMEHOW THEY NOTICED ME SNEAKING BACK HERE, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.

>>44608853
And then he blows his horn for backup, and we end up at OP's post. Full circle.

Should've taken his shield.