Do you have what it takes to be a Martian?

Nah, I barely passed high school chemistry.

I like mars bars

I wasn't born on Mars, so, no.

>>44604422
I'm not on Mars right now, so no, I don't have it

>>44604422
no
i couldnt handle touching my own shit or eat something grown out of it

>tfw the only reason you want humanity to colonize mars is so that mars one day declares independence and space war shenanigans ensues

>>44604422
I have no astronaut training, so no.

>>44604796
Yep, this.
>>44604422
I'd love to make the trip, but living on a planet other than Earth for a prolonged period of time would freak me the fuck out.

Since I'm not a botanist, and thus Mars will never come to fear my botany powers, no.

Nah, I don't have it in me to be a Pirate.

>Dreamworks Logo in Captcha
>Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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>>44604900

>>44604748
You'll die in the upcoming apocalypse.

>>44605317
It's only his own shit he can't touch anon.

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>>44604422
>Do you have what it takes to be a Martian?

Depends. What does it take to be a Martian?

>>44606244
This was a polite thread until you showed up.
Hang your head in shame. >:(

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>>44604422
the ground will be stained red with Earther blood.

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Mars sucks. I'd rather live on Europa.

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>>44607444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuk1HXcz1k

>>44607444

It's already red!

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>>44604796
True.

Any planet that can't keep its electromagnetic field going enough to sustain its own atmosphere against solar radiation isn't worth my time.

Come back when you get a molten core, LOSER!