Why are Tau so ugly?

Because they're aliens.

No, really, that's the entire reason. We find healthy humans beautiful, and Tau are an entirely different species.

They probably think we're ugly, too. But they'd be wrong, because they are the ugly ones. Damn zenos.

>>44596643

Why should they conform to human standards of beauty?

As it is, HUMANS in 40k are ugly as fuck, too.

>>44596643
Why is your mama so ugly?

>>44596679
Eldar are also xenos and they're gorgeous.

>>44596643
there isn't a single thing in 40k that isn't ugly. besides those sweet sweet weapons of course.

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>>44596822
>Eldar
>gorgeous

>>44596643

They are born that way.

Why are YOU so ugly?

>>44597281
Venting Plasma.

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Because all xenos are disgusting.

>>44597343
Sounds like it was worth it

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>>44597213
>he doesn't want to stick it in that sweet, beautiful Eldar pussy

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>>44597614
The holy God-Emprah agrees with this.

エルダーは東洋のサーカス大道芸人、猿回しのサルと同じまたはストリッパーみんないい意味は無い

>>44599875
I get it. It's cos the Tau are fucking WEEABOOS.

>>44599918
Is that a fact? The imperium has catgirls but the Tau don't.

>>44599936
The Tau have space pancake floating polar bear people.

That has to count for something.

>>44596643

for you

>>44596822
BLAM

>>44599875
one day computers will be able to translate well
but not today

Elder Oriental circus street performer , is not the same or stripper everyone good sense and monkey showman who trains performing monkeys

or maybe anon was just blabbering bullshit.

>>44600377

Asian languages and other more complex languages are harder to translate because they require context.

The closest language that I can think of that a computer could translate properly is Spanish because they don't have dozens of meanings for a single word and the grammar is always the same.

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>>44596822
>>44597614

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>>44600636
>Implying that most fa/tg/uys are into men.

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>>44596643
You'd be ugly too if you were three hundred years old. Most tau don't live much longer than their forties at best.

>>44596643
You realize that to Tau humans are ugly as sin, right, OP?

It's a matter of evolutionary difference. Tau look alien and strange to you, and we would look alien and strange to them.

>>44600726
>implying they aren't

>>44600927
> Could wear IG flak armor with no major discomfort
> "The Tau look alien!"
Tyranids look alien. Tau are just blue-colored hoofed humans with a different face.

Give me your best Tau/Eldar smut /tg/.

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>>44600636
yey

>>44596643
The beauty of taus is highly exaggerated by guardsmen

>>44601099
>Oh gosh anon, why your such a loser ?

>>44600927
>Tau secretly think that humans similar to how humans perceive Eldar
>alien, wrong but oddly alluring
>no normal human would degrade themselves to the union however
>which is exactly mirrored again to how Eldar see humanity

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>>44601137

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>>44601159
after those Damocles short stories I'm inclined to believe this

>>44601218
The same stories where the Tau say that all humans look the same to them?

>>44601240
Don't all elves look basically the same? Both males and females?

>>44601240
more shadowsun lusting after Ko'sarro

>>44600962
Tau are indeed pretty tame on the scale of weird shit in the universe.

>>44601295
She liked him and he liked her not because of their looks. They got to know each other and started respect each other because they realized that they were kindred spirits.

>>44601295
Shadowsun is only lusting after big, meaty humans. She also has a prefference for Astartes.

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>>44596687
eat it heretic

And specifically with Farsight the dudes been horribly scarred and has been a hermit for 300 years.

Think you'd look better after 200 years of war and isolation?

>>44601479
>muscular female

Blergh....

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>>44601509

>>44597614
>>44597213

WAIT GUYS I GOT IT!

HE'S SAYING THIN OUT THE BLOOD LINE ENTIRELY!

>>44601590
And in the proccess absorb their own desirable traits into our bloodlines!

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>>44596822

What if...Eldar and Humans were actually designed by ancient aliens?

>>44601807
You mean the slaan/old ones?

>>44599958
>The Tau have space pancake floating polar bear people.
Did you actually type that or am I having a stroke?

>>44600962
Tyranids don't even look that alien. Anyone could look at them and easily recognize them to be a living creature of some sort. Something as simple as the jelly monsters in DnD are more alien than they are.

>>44601159
>Eldar secretly think that Tau similar to how Tau perceive humans
>alien, wrong but oddly alluring
>no normal Tau would degrade themselves to the union however
>which is exactly mirrored again to how humans see Tau

>>44601093
http://pastebin.com/TsMA1qh4

>>44601950
Didn't the tau give away 77 of their kind to the dark eldar as part of a "cultural exchange"? Humans and eldar would never do that sort of thing for any race.

>>44600603
true.

>>44602092
77 of each caste and 7 ethereals

>>44601950
what a tragic love triangle

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>>44601099
Glam eldar best eldar.

>>44602092
>>44602126
What did the DEldar give in exchange?

>>44602150
They helped the tau out with the tyranids beforehand
And later with the now mutated and broken tau being used as monsters

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>>44602150
"Protection against nids."

Serves the Tau right for trusting fucks who look like this.

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>>44602192
I assume they send the somewhat more charming ones to negotiate.

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>>44602222
Nah, the story mentions that it were the Haemonculi, more precisely, the Prophets of Flesh, who did the negotiations and interaction with the Tau.
Kabalites had nothing to do with it.

So yeah, the Tau saw guys like this, and said "Yeah, he looks legit."

>>44596643
Why are fa/tg/uys so ugly?

>>44602246
Guess I underestimated the boundless stupidity of the Tau then. Remind me why these guys still exist in a universe where everything wants them dead.

>>44602269

Either that, the Haemonculi was smart enough to hide his nature, or the Ethereal are more Machiavellian than one thinks.

>>44602246
he did bring snacks

>>44600726
That's a callidus assassin, anon

>>44601825
Yes, Mr.Sherlock. What a genius deduction!
>>44596822
Because they are literally a species designed to emphasize all female features most males see as attractive. Large breasts, long and thin legs, feminine facial features, long hair ,and pointy ears .

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>>44602269

>In contrast, the young and dynamic empire of the Tau was absolutely terrified. The sophisticated armed forces of the Tau had barely repelled the ever-evolving Hive Fleet Gorgon and could ill afford another system-wide conflict. Hive Fleet Kraken had pushed its tendrils so far into the eastern fringe that the Tau empire was virtually surrounded. The Tau sought to employ every mercenary, ally and confederate they could find in the war effort to hold back the unceasing tide of Tyranids, and damn the consequences.

>Rakarth offered to join the war against the Tyranids in return for what he called 'a cultural exchange', and despite his hideous appearance, the Tau officers eagerly accepted the deal. Certainly Rakarth and his so-called Haemonculi seemed strange, but they had a lordly air about them, and seemed to perceive the Tyranid invaders as a fairly minor threat.

>Though the Haemonculi's warriors were stomach-churning, they had turned the tide on dozens of fronts. The Tau High Command were mightily impressed, but also a little shocked at the cavalcade of hideous monsters employed by the Haemonculi. Yet the Tau already counted amongst their armed forces the cannibalistic Kroot and the insectoid Vespid, and the Prophets of Flesh were clearly from an advanced civilisation.

>>44602144
I would actually to want play a faction like this.

>>44602835
...that's what the eldar used to be like you realise?

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>>44599875

>>44602269
>>44602246
They are pals with wasp people and bird creatures that mutate by eating things. That guy probably isnt that odd to them.