Because they're aliens.
No, really, that's the entire reason. We find healthy humans beautiful, and Tau are an entirely different species.
They probably think we're ugly, too. But they'd be wrong, because they are the ugly ones. Damn zenos.
>he doesn't want to stick it in that sweet, beautiful Eldar pussy
one day computers will be able to translate well
but not today
Elder Oriental circus street performer , is not the same or stripper everyone good sense and monkey showman who trains performing monkeys
or maybe anon was just blabbering bullshit.
Asian languages and other more complex languages are harder to translate because they require context.
The closest language that I can think of that a computer could translate properly is Spanish because they don't have dozens of meanings for a single word and the grammar is always the same.
>Implying that most fa/tg/uys are into men.
You'd be ugly too if you were three hundred years old. Most tau don't live much longer than their forties at best.
You realize that to Tau humans are ugly as sin, right, OP?
It's a matter of evolutionary difference. Tau look alien and strange to you, and we would look alien and strange to them.
>Tau secretly think that humans similar to how humans perceive Eldar
>alien, wrong but oddly alluring
>no normal human would degrade themselves to the union however
>which is exactly mirrored again to how Eldar see humanity
after those Damocles short stories I'm inclined to believe this
What if...Eldar and Humans were actually designed by ancient aliens?
Tyranids don't even look that alien. Anyone could look at them and easily recognize them to be a living creature of some sort. Something as simple as the jelly monsters in DnD are more alien than they are.
>Eldar secretly think that Tau similar to how Tau perceive humans
>alien, wrong but oddly alluring
>no normal Tau would degrade themselves to the union however
>which is exactly mirrored again to how humans see Tau
"Protection against nids."
Serves the Tau right for trusting fucks who look like this.
I assume they send the somewhat more charming ones to negotiate.
Nah, the story mentions that it were the Haemonculi, more precisely, the Prophets of Flesh, who did the negotiations and interaction with the Tau.
Kabalites had nothing to do with it.
So yeah, the Tau saw guys like this, and said "Yeah, he looks legit."
Yes, Mr.Sherlock. What a genius deduction!
Because they are literally a species designed to emphasize all female features most males see as attractive. Large breasts, long and thin legs, feminine facial features, long hair
,and pointy ears.
>In contrast, the young and dynamic empire of the Tau was absolutely terrified. The sophisticated armed forces of the Tau had barely repelled the ever-evolving Hive Fleet Gorgon and could ill afford another system-wide conflict. Hive Fleet Kraken had pushed its tendrils so far into the eastern fringe that the Tau empire was virtually surrounded. The Tau sought to employ every mercenary, ally and confederate they could find in the war effort to hold back the unceasing tide of Tyranids, and damn the consequences.
>Rakarth offered to join the war against the Tyranids in return for what he called 'a cultural exchange', and despite his hideous appearance, the Tau officers eagerly accepted the deal. Certainly Rakarth and his so-called Haemonculi seemed strange, but they had a lordly air about them, and seemed to perceive the Tyranid invaders as a fairly minor threat.
>Though the Haemonculi's warriors were stomach-churning, they had turned the tide on dozens of fronts. The Tau High Command were mightily impressed, but also a little shocked at the cavalcade of hideous monsters employed by the Haemonculi. Yet the Tau already counted amongst their armed forces the cannibalistic Kroot and the insectoid Vespid, and the Prophets of Flesh were clearly from an advanced civilisation.