Would you help him?

>>44587163

No because he's part of an official Hunt and I am not a formal and accredited Cactus Hunter.

>getting involved with cacti
>ever

After the last time, I like to think I learned my lesson.

>>44587407

What happened? Did it turn out to be a big prick? Did it turn into a thorn in your side?

>>44587436
He only spoke Portuguese and he tried to set me up with his sister. Granted she was a thorny little thing. But I don't think her mind was all there.

>>44587375
A hunter should hunt beasts.
Leave the hunting of cacti to me.

Sure. One of the players in a game had a cactus wife and she seemed nice enough so I'm not opposed to helping cactus people.

>>44587163
>Would you help him?
Why wouldn't I help out a cactusbro?

At the very least I'll try and get him some pants. I really don't need to see any more cactus-person ass.

>>44587163
Nah, he seems like a prick.

>>44587163
Hell no, he's probably a war criminal!

>[FOURTH CACTUS WAR FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY]

>>44587163
No because those fuckers have hit me with Thousand Needles a few times too many.

>>44587163
The last time I saw a cactus it was mobile, drained blood, and nearly wiped my party.

So no, I wouldn't help it.

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>>44587163
Hell no, that asshole's worth like a bajillion XP.

>>44587163
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

>>44591120
>You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back.

Don't tell me what I do. I control one goddamn character in this game, and by god I'll say what he's fucking do, okay? Good!

...

I flip the tortoise over on it's back

>>44591120
Oh fuck, I am the androids