Wait at either the top or beneath the wall, and grab her when she gets close enough. Then keep her as a prisoner of the party, ideally to reform and eventually marry her to a PC.
What we did with the ninja girl who attempted the same thing, at least.
>What we did with the last ninja girl who attempted the same thing, at least
Storytime. NOW. This sounds hilarious and off-the-wall bonkers that I *MUST* hear this ditty of yours.
We were supposed to be protecting the lord's son and a rival had hired a far east group of assassins that were a group of ninja women traveling as a theater troupe. They kept trying to use different means of getting to him and one of them who was an acrobat tried scaling the walls. We found out by sheer luck when the rogue got thrown off the walls of the castle and landed on her on the way down, so the next time she tried it we were ready. Basically two of us just went one to the top of the wall and one to the moat and shined a light at her and waited for her to act. Eventually she just climbed up and the player at the top of the wall helped her up into his arms to restrain her.
Things progressed from there.
For the duration of that quest? We either ended up capturing or stopping the ninjas for awhile till they succeeded and kidnapped the son as a ransom means to get their fellow ninjas back. We all got played when the son and one of the ninjas eloped and left us all high and dry, leading to a fight breaking out and the fucking alchemist detonating the bridge we were all on.
At the end of it we ended up with two of the ninjas still as prisoners while the rest left to hunt down the lord's son and traitor ninja, so we ended up just keeping the two ninjas with us since they were useful, and got a ton of shit from the lord.
Maybe stockholm syndrome? We certainly didn't torture or force them to do anything, other than just remain our prisoners, whom we generally treated as well as we could afford. We just wanted their cooperation and figured treating them not like shit would get it.
I don't see what's so funny about it. Think about it - as a lord's son, he gets a bunch of ladies paraded before him that are beautiful, but very dull, and don't know how to handle themselves.
Then along comes this amazingly athletic woman, who is far more worldly than he is, with her troupe experience. And I'm not sure how it happened, but romance blossomed, and ninja waifu would be cute as fuck.
>so stealthy you thought you had slept alone that night but she was in your arms the whole time
Also Eastern so a completely different race, culture and language. The one he eloped with was more a face type though, she had all the ninja skills but was the kind to enter the castle as an artisan high lady in a kimono and such to perform, and would kill by poisoning drinks or following someone to the toilet or luring them to a larder and killing them there.
"Velcome to my home, may invite you to join me for dinner?"
Well assuming she's able to climb up despite the lard that's been liberally slathered onto the castle wall on my orders, then I kick her in the face when she reaches the top. No one liners, no joke, no laughs at the action, just a boot to the face and a report to my superiors along with a request that they make a request that the king write a letter to enemy kingdoms asking them to kindly stop sending assassins to climb the fucking walls. We have a gate for a reason and i'd very much love it if people tried that instead so I didn't have to continue ordering my men to clean and reslather the wall in smelly ass lard every day.
I ask her if she's trying to kill the vampiric lords of this castle too. And then ask if she wants to race me to the leeches.
Same thing we do every time we find any one scaling the wall. Do a quick rock-paper-scissors, to see who gets to run to the guard shack, get the honey bucket, and pour it over them.
>being a guard is pretty boring
>You spot a young woman climbing the castle wall
I go tell the guards.
I can see how this would go down in my group.
>DM: You spot a young woman climbing the castle wall.
>Cleric: I call out to h-
>Cleric: No, wait. We should try to talk first. Get some inf-
>Wizard: You're a wuss. Fireball.
>Cleric: Can you for a second not waste perfectly good fireballs on everything that looks even slightly suspicious?
>Wizard: You don't get to boss me around. Fireball.
>Fighter: Oh hey there's someone on the wall.
>Wizard: Yeah, we're fireballing it.
>Fighter: Oh, OK.
>Cleric: Fuck this shit.
Do a 360 and moonwalk out of there.
I know she's obviously a thief and/or assassin up to no good in the castle, but apprehanding her might end up with me getting rape charges on my ass.
The Empire sure went to shit after Big Red inherited the throne.
Who /CE/ here?
I hide and wait until she has almost reached the top to pop out and scream to scare the shit out of her
>smear nasty stuff on the ledge above her
>she has to put all her weight on the nasty stuff at multiple points just to make it over
>report her to guards as the one covered in pig's blood
I SHALL DELIVER UNTO THEM THE EMPEROR'S MIGHTY FIST!
This looks so bad I felt the need to rework this.
Good thing I didn't delete the psd.
You two are such massive faggots goddamn0
not any of those anons but damn son you are on 4chan, On /tg/ no less, this whole board is a reason to be embarrassed.