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>be marine
>spend your whole life serving the Emprah
>he won't answer your prayers because he is fucking human

serves you right cunts especially Black Templars teutonic order is a stupid theme for Space Marines besides teutons were getting rekt constantly just like this guy who was later captured by some weird xeno species and hopefully molested

fuck marines
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>>44572372
Isn't he transferred into a dreadnaught shortly after, though ?

>Where are you, Lord?
>Sorry son, just wait a minute, I'm preparing that kick ass combat sarcophagus so you can continue crushing xenos in your death.
>Thanks, Lord. I love you.
>Love you too, son.
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>>44572372

You realize that's the bolter talking, right?
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>>44572372
>be Marine
>get your balls chopped off
>one goes in your neck, another goes in another kid's chest
>lose memories of your family
>amasec doesn't work
>lho's don't work
>eat tasteless gray shit every day
>that's all okay though, you love fighting
>which happens once a decade, for about 30 minutes
>can't rank up, can't leave
>start to count the days
>heresy grows from idleness
>sergeant yells at you for daring to paint decorations on your armor
>chaplain hands you a straw for complaining
>fuck your life

>get deployed
>watch immortal superhumans die stupidly
>kill your way through the enemy ranks
>mortals praise you
>you don't care
>purge civilians for possible heresy
>you don't care
>all you fear is sitting still anymore

How long does it take you, Marine, to realize the true path?
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>>44572372
That was the machine spirit of the gun talking, Anon. The Marine was dead.
>>he won't answer your prayers because he is fucking human
No because he can't give anyone any undivided attention.
>fuck marines
>mfw
>>44572864
You mean becoming slaves to darkness?
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>>44573020
Better than being a slave to indecision, paranoia, corruption and infighting. Don't you wish you could decide your own path? To be ruled by nothing but your own wishes?
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>>44573140
>Better than being a slave to indecision, paranoia, corruption and infighting
But Chaos has all of those things though if not more so.
>Don't you wish you could decide your own path?
You mean a path that involves war because Chaos revels in war?
>To be ruled by nothing but your own wishes?
You mean to subjected by the corruption that comes from the Chaos Gods and the whims of daemons?
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>>44572372
Does anyone have a cap of the writefaggotry that goes with that comic?
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>>44572372

Most marines don't pray to the Emperor because they don't worship him.

And the chapter I play does worship him but they're badass motherfuck void pirates so I don't give a shit.
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>>44572576
#machinespiritsmatter
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>>44572372
>Templars
>tectonic order
Pick one
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Emps is the avatar of malal. Your unbelief strengthens him.
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>>44575856

So that's why he's gotten so weak and didn't want people worshipping him. If the retarded Imperium just stopped worshipping him I bet the fucker'd just inflate all his muscles like Popeye and stand the fuck up off the throne.
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>>44572467
that's damnation crusade, this is some baww thread 40k comic, tis not raclaw/gerhart/tankred you see.
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>>44572372
Itt- 80% of the thread doesn't realize that the bolt pistol is the narrator.
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>>44573140

Better than being a slave to a Chaos Lord WITH NO ARMS.
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>>44578216

wait.. wut?

Cool story, but an inquisitor with enough psychic powers to use the emperors tarot (said to be powered by the emps himself) and his power to destroy worlds uses his time and resources to spend a night playing poker to retrieve a 'relic' boltpistol?
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>>44580455
Anon once you are that much bullshit, you simply stop giving a singular fuck about "the big picture" and just do however you please.
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>>44580455
"I am on this planet. I'm done with the thing I came to the planet to do, or I have some time before I can do the thing. Tarot time! ...okay, so there's maybe a thing at the front lines? Oh well, I'll roll with it. Oh hey a relic astartes pattern bolt pistol. Neat."
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>>44572372
He's too busy giving Invulnerable Saves to the Sisters.
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>>44572372
OY
Black Templars are the only Sphess Mahreen chapter I like
At least go make fun of the ultrasmurfs or something, don't make fun ot the most badass chapter.

I mean they DO have Tankred, after all.
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>>44573140
Soooooo what you're saying is
Join the Greater Good?
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>>44581338
>liking black templars
>hating on Ultras becase /tg/ does it

you have to be 18 to post on this site Billy
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>>44581364
>Hating on the manliest chapter in the Imperium
>Not hating the Ultrasmurfs for being the single biggest collective of Morality Sues in the Imperium

Indeed I do, Jamie. Tell me, do you enjoy greatly the works of Matt Ward?
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>>44573140
>Don't you wish you could decide your own path? To be ruled by nothing but your own wishes?
Why are you Tzeentching with a Khorne pic?
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>>44573737
The one where the marine forgot something important and it was 'not get shot in the face'?
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>>44581419
>manliest

They aren't Imperial Fists
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>>44581444
The are Imperial Fists who decided to keep the Great Crusade rolling.
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>>44581359
In a few hundred years, the Tau Empire is going to be Sweden. Overrun by humans lookin' for gibs me dats with their crazy violent religion and their superior CQC skills.
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>>44581478
Didn't GW change the lore on the Tau accepting humans, though? They used to be able to continue their Emprahworship but they can't anymore under new lore.
Or am I mistaken?
I actually liked the older stuff, while humans would prabably always be subject to some level of racism (Sort of like the way blacks are treated in "Murica, or hell, the way the Kroot are treated now) they'd sorta be allowed to just do their own thing as they pleased.
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