CYOA hard mode: No saving

>>44535464

OP is a fag. Not only is the last CYOA thread still on the board, he didn't bother to include the standard /cyoa/ threadpasta. I'll do it for him.

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IRC Chat Channel
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Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9ijwopa42ke49q1/AAA40vUS2BzstD9eHyyBLTr8a?dl=0
Here's Beri's OC (genie cyoa+)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxbrh3Q2CTiyfjM3SjU2TWNJQ3VpZ2pWYk0xRUJ4LVZYRkgyTTlwUTQwZjZhN0FNTTJ3LUE
Here's Liminal Phrenic's blog with most of his cyoa stuff theouterworlds.blogspot.com
Here's Spadesy's wordpress with most of his cyoa stuff feathersnake.wordpress.com

List of Image Resources:
http://game-icons.net
http://www.pixiv.net
http://drawcrowd.com
http://digital-art-gallery.com
https://www.artstation.com
http://coolvibe.com
http://www.zerochan.net
http://danbooru.donmai.us
http://www.deviantart.com
http://fantasygallery.net
http://grognard.booru.org
http://fantasy-art-engine.tumblr.com
https://www.pinterest.com

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>>44535965
>She's a good girl, but I wonder why she is so popular

She's got the one thing all the others lack: moe~

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ITT we discuss demon waifus and imagine what our Archangel waifus will look like.

>>44536153
Redheads who like anal

>>44536150

Really this is just one facet of the perfectness. First she is a loli. Second she lets you become the little girl if you take her power. Third she has Science and can make all sorts of amazing gadgets. Fourth she is Moe as shit. Adorable and self-conscious. So she seems like she would love you the most. Not that she will compared to the other girls necessarily but she comes off that way. Fifth she is one of the most submissive of the demons anyway.

I mean really she is an amazing package.

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>>44536153

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>>44536153
>Aezureah
>spend a year learning how to run a game shop in hell
>hell castle in the 7th circle
>open a game shop
>spend eternity teaching feral demons how to paint models and play mtg

top tier damnation.

Also, get my own powers eventually and get the siren maids.

>>44536239
I put the song on immediately after the first pun.

I hope you're happy with yourself.

>>44535965
>I think Mhyrienne is somewhat overrated. She's a good girl, but I wonder why se is so popular

>>44536019
>DFC loli. This is 4chan. Of course a lot of weeb faggot pedos would like her.

Well, when it comes to me, it's because she's actually nice. I mean yeah she acts like a whiny brat, but didn't you notice that she's the only one who makes requests instead of gives orders? Also notice that she's the one that gives you shapeshifting if you take it, so a lot of people will take her because of that. Best power.

Otherwise I'm not even into the whole DFC thing.

>>44536504
I don't get why some people respond to posters that just make an insulting stream of buzzwords at them. Ignore those people.

>>44536528
I don't wanna.

>>44536528

Listen when somebody insults your waifu you defend them regardless of if they are just trolling or not.

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>>44536269
>powers eventually develop
>end up being instant creation of fully painted miniatures
>might as well make the best of it
>days later
>new customer arrives
>it's a games workshop exec
>he's suing you

>>44536607
You're literally a demon in hell. If any silly human wants to raise a stink, you can just subject them to eternal torment.

>>44536633
>You're literally a demon in hell

Where do you think GW's head office is?

>>44536633
>You're literally a demon in hell.
So...

YOU'RE the Games Workshop Exec?

>>44536654
You're higher ranked.
>>44536659
If you want to be.

>>44536716
>higher ranked than the GW exec

I sincerely doubt that

>>44536735
Considering the owner of the biggest bank and corporation in hell (which is apparently a lot bigger than earth) is also lower ranked than you are, it makes sense that something tiny like GW would be pretty low on the scale.

>>44536153
Dae is Bae

I don't like flaunting my disgusting non-wizardness, but mutual drunk sex is some of the most fun fucking shit on this green earth

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>>44536153
Basically an angelic Daeliph.

>>44536786
She'd get kicked out of heaven. Drinking in moderation is fine, but getting drunk is a sin.

>>44536805
Don't worry, she only gets drunk in moderation.

>>44536776

You never know. High Rank can be something small as long as they are evil enough.

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roll for you lives

>>44536776
Consider also that even if you enslave her you still only qualify for middle management or IT in that very same bank.

>>44536824
No such thing.

>>44536831
Big D probably requires you work up in the world.

>>44536831
Except that's not true, that option is for people who don't enslave her. If you own the bank then you can do whatever you like with it.

>>44536833
Yes such thing.

>>44536782
Up until the rape charges.

>>44536153

Can we get more info on the different clearance ranks on this? I know you only made it in two days but you've got me curious for more information. What's our actual title, if we're a step above archdemons? What are the four titles below archdemon? How many are above us? What exactly are the benefits and responsibilities of each rank?

Is it just Big D above us? By "your ancestor was a good friend of mine way back when." does she mean we're kind of like her kids/grandkids/demon princes/princesses because of blood ties to Big D herself, which is why our demonic blood is so much purer than most other demons? I mean yeah I know you wanted to say they're all pure, but I'm intrigued as to the logistics here.

>>44536885
Pure, unfiltered autism.

>>44536885

I am not Sandra. You should figure that out as the filename is a 4chan save filename. Sandra might be around to answer your questions though.

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>>44536873
In hell no one can use the word statutory

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>>44536929

>>44536910

I likes what I likes and I need more. We're all just having fun here after all.

>>44536917
>I am not Sandra.

He browses the threads, I'm sure he'll see my questions at some point. I figured there was a fair chance you were another anon but asking generally rather than as a reply to the cyoa in question seemed in poor taste.

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>>44536948

>>44536633
>You're literally a demon in hell.
Which means all GW execs will inevitaably find you.

>>44536153
>tfw there's no huge tittied mini giantess balrog you get to be slave to

>>44537130
They're your slaves. Put them in frilly outfits and screw them.

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>>44536929
>>44536948
>>44536974
Dwarf
Top Hat
Time Travel
Ultimate Form
Patches Randal & Fitz
Magical Tape
Battle of the Bands
Outer Space
Dbz Boxset & Angry Dog
Megalon

>>44537150
But I want them to order me around
But still be gentle

>>44537130
wot 'e said
>>44537150


one of the first things sprung for

>>44537150
That's kind of the opposite of what he wanted.

Also I didn't see anywhere that maids are slaves. You can use your single slave as a maid, but it doesn't say anything about the other way around.

>>44536239
>Big D
>doesn't actually have a big D
I feel betrayed.

>>44537210
Servants are just slaves with a paycheck.

>>44537217
How can you know for sure?

>>44537221
Until they quit.

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Posting the only CYOA I've ever made because it's been awhile.
Anything I should add? Stats to each? Universal perks that work for (almost) all of them?

>>44537210
>>44537185
So promote the one you like the most, take her out to the sauna one day and tell her she alone is allowed to drop the maid act and be the queen bitch

let it get to her head, hide your powerlevel so that she actually thinks she eventually becomes the one in charge and get your rocks off to being subservient with the added bonus of knowing the back of your head that you could crush her at any moment laughingly

holy fuck its like you guys don't get the whole demon thing, you aint there cause you're a nice person

-definitely not big d

>>44537268
word

>>44537244
Skinwalker.

>>44537268
>you aint there cause you're a nice person
Actually you're there because one of your ancestors was also a demon. You could be a nice person.

>>44537217
She's the Devil. She can probably spawn a big D to destroy your asshole with.

>>44537244
I remember this. I didn't really feel drawn to any of the choices. Some of them have elements of what I like but the downsides are too terrible. The only one that doesn't have horrific downsides is the robot suit, but that one isn't actually very attractive to me.

So basically, if you consider a CYOA to be a fantasy aid, this doesn't actually aid me in having fantasies I like or would want to have.

>>44537244
The "no heling" aspect of the body-snatcher option should be even more debilitating. Since no healing = no tissue renewal, you'd effectively wither and rot away within...weeks? Days? I guess the "accelerated aging" thing is supposed to adress that, but it's not potent enough.

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>>44537298
Damn me, a year was far too short...

Look, hell in this setting may not be the burning necropolis of Divine Comedy fame but that doesn't mean people there can expect to advance by being 'nice people'. If anything the lack of the more cutthroat nature seems to imply even more necessity for more insidious and underhandedness to get ahead.

I'm sayin you probably ain't gonna get far in a hierarchy that is based on viewing yourself as better than all of creation if your concern is 'b-but whos gonna award me a balrog mistress for my good boy points'

The moralfa- er, archangel cyoa can't come soon enough...

>>44537389
Anon, nice people generally aren't nice because it's profitable or full of chances for advancement. That kind of defeats the point.

>>44537330
I'm open for suggestions for things to add. I thought as many things among the same theme as I could, while trying to make them different enough and balanced.

>>44537512
Eh, I don't know. Maybe two choices that steer your morality? One of them rewards you for being good and selfless, the other rewards you for being a selfish dick.

>>44537444
Here's a man who doesn't use the word ambition often.

Hey, I'm saying that that's great and all, but if you've ended up in hell for whatever reason, deserved or 'inherited', there's probably no use trying to stick with the good guy shtick. Certainly none of the born locals are going to respect it, or will easily take advantage of you for it. And even if you did find some success in trying to make it a better place, you know, true altruism for altruism's sake like you're suggesting, I'm fairly certain that would attract some seriously unwarranted and unwanted attention from the person in charge.

So why not just go along with it? Shit, you know what they call the nicest, most timid hellspawn in all the seven circles? Demon. And ain't nothing gonna change that. That ceiling ain't breakin till the horns are ringin, and I'm guessing at that point it will be too late to apologize to the ones on the other side.

>>44536828
At least that furry faggot would have less of an excuse now.

>>44537571
Look, it's not that I disagree with what you're trying to say, I was just saying that the CYOA reader *could* in fact be a nice person because the reason they ended up in hell has nothing to do with their character, but with their ancestry. Likewise, they could still *want* to remain a nice person, even if they aren't going to get far in the political landscape by doing so.

>there's probably no use trying to stick with the good guy shtick.
See, this is where you're missing the point if you ask me. There never is any *point* to being good and nice. You do it because it's the right thing to do, not because it's easy or profitable. You don't do it for reward or acclaim, you do it for its own sake, for yourself.

If you're being "nice" for the sake of getting ahead, then you're actually being manipulative, not nice. That's why the concept doesn't translate here, to me.

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>>44537653
Bah, another sap. Back in the pits with ye.

>>44537653
Personaly I don't disagree with your point at all, but the nature of what is a good person and what is not isn't really relevant here.
You want to be nice for the sake of being nice? Fine, go ahead, be nice, no one's gonna stop you. You're not going to get far in your new afterlife, but them's the breaks.
So either be a nice nobody or be a not-nice somebody.
Or a third option - don't play.

>>44537717
>>44537699
But that's also wrong. You're given so much for free at the start that you don't actually have to be a dick to anyone to be somebody.

>>44537717
>>44537653
t l d r

No gumption, no balrog-bestowed body-sized boobplay. But thems the breaks.

>>44537653
Just do the angel CYOA you fucking pansy ass.

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Should I add two more NPCs so that you can get 10 choices like the other sections?

>>44537952
No, you should get rid of rolling first.

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>>44537389
>Look, hell in this setting may not be the burning necropolis of Divine Comedy fame

There is no burning necropolis in the Divine Comedy.

>>44537742
First, just like according to you (?) truly good people are good for the sake of it, truly bad people are bad for the sake of it.

Second, if you want practical reasons for being evil (bah!). Throughout the whole CYOA it's mentioned that while you still get lots of free stuff, you still need to _work_ to support your status. So all the plethora of things that cause evil that are related to the need to support oneself still apply. Plus, Hell is not exactly safe, it is mentioned many times that there are dangers to you and your status. So, even if you're going to be nice to everybody, far from everybody will be nice to you. Hell, if YOU ot an option to buttfuck your mistress, can you say that someone else will not get an option to buttfuck YOU?

Third, if you absolutely must, take Felira with extended contract option. That's pretty much what it, or as close as you can get RAW.

That's in additional to all previous points already stated.

>>44537986
Could somebody post that Sartre meta-CYOA so anon could pick one of the relevant options there and apply it to this one?

>>44538000
There's a burning lake of shit.

>>44538009
We're still talking about different things.

>you still need to _work_ to support your status
Yeah, but you don't have to work hard. You can just open a shop somewhere out of the way or something.

As for dangers, most of the rings didn't sound bad, you're more powerful than pretty much anyone, and no one could even get to you if you teleport around.

>>44538044

You mean shit like stuff or shit like shit?

>>44538076
Shit like shit.

>>44538076
Shit is stuff you know.

>>44538000
What are you talking about? The sixth circle of hell as described in Inferno is full of flaming tombs.

>>44538099
Sounds like a very flamboyant place.

>>44538108
Its no business of mine if a tomb wants to get with another tomb, just so long as they don't influence my grave. There will be no flaming tombs in my graveyard I tell you that!

>>44538066
And run like a bitch? Man, this CYOA is definitely not for you.
As for dangers - I'm pretty sure that even with your Devil Rank 6 there are things (besides the Big D) that can cause you problems. You don't really think that you're the only one in hell who can teleport, do you? By the way, where did you get that you're going to teleport? None of the girls have that one, and you may not get it as well. What's then, hon?


Plus, with being the ninny you are, you'll get beaten by someone really quick.

>Yeah, but you don't have to work hard. You can just open a shop somewhere out of the way or something.

Read the other girl's descriptions. As in, actually read them. Short answer - yes you do.

>>44536020
>(Cross-thread)#

>>44538180
Myhrienne has teleportation. It's in her house description.

Well there's no reason to think they can enter the teleportation gate that they aren't allowed through.

>Read the other girl's descriptions. As in, actually read them. Short answer - yes you do.
Uh, no, the girl's descriptions is exactly why I think you don't. One of them just works half hours about four days a month. Another one is drunk all the time.

And these are the big cardinal archdemons we're talking about here.

>>44538183
Don't judge, shitlord, the thread can be whatever it wants to be.

>>44538264
>One of them just works half hours about four days a month
...as sole proprietor and owner of an insanely popular and exclusive gaming house that is made all the more busy and enticing by its selective hours

>Another one is drunk all the time
...off of wine produced at her own winery, the most popular in all of hell, and of which is implied to have her attending multiple functions and events as a proper business owner (even if she does show up sloshed).

You say that like those two instances, of which are not what you're implying they are, are also indicative of the others. All of the other ones have you working long and hard.

>>44538339
He has a point in that those two don't do actual work. They delegate at best.

>>44538353
I suppose those places were just there for all eternity then

>>44538339
>...as sole proprietor and owner of an insanely popular and exclusive gaming house that is made all the more busy and enticing by its selective hours
Oh, so she can use not working hard as a strength, but I can't? Anon please.

>...off of wine produced at her own winery, the most popular in all of hell, and of which is implied to have her attending multiple functions and events as a proper business owner (even if she does show up sloshed).
Please, she's passed out half the time. She doesn't work hard either.

>You say that like those two instances, of which are not what you're implying they are, are also indicative of the others. All of the other ones have you working long and hard.
I gave you examples of high level demons that are still lower level than the reader, who do not in any way get even close to working long hours or difficult jobs. Therefore, that's a thing. Deal with it.

>>44538264
Only 5 out of 7(?) ranks. Big, but not _that_ big.

>Uh, no, the girl's descriptions is exactly why I think you don't. One of them just works half hours about four days a month. Another one is drunk all the time.

For these two I raise you Felira and Erelyra. Kyleth and Mhyrienne may also count, though not as much. Which gives us a net result of "depending on which job you land in".
If we also take a look at the "career" section at the bottom, we'll find that with you will have to work unless you want to scrape by.

>>44538371
It's damn well possible if they were there when hell started.

>>44538379
Aight man. If you enjoy imagining CYOAS where you can be a high powered demon posing as a nice guy bagging groceries in hell be my guest.

>>44538396
Why do you think retail is the most popular choice?

Everyone takes it because they figure they can do the same thing as Azure or Dae, or they figure they can just sell one of Mhyrie's spaceships every few months or something.

Nobody actually intends to sell burgers all day.

>>44538332
Yeah, at least remove the text when you copy-paste the thread pasta.

>>44538453
Get your thread privilege shit out of here, shitlord.

>>44538429
>Why do you think retail is the most popular choice?

Is it? People, I am dissapoint.

>>44538487
I think it's appropriate. The hard work should be done in heaven.

>>44538487
Maybe if people could start their own goddamned business they'd pick something else.

>>44538472
No.

>>44538487

Not me. I am turning into a T-Rex and getting another gladiator a flamethrower that Mhyrienne made to ride on my back to fight mongols in Valhalla Colosseum.

>>44538510
Yeah, this. All of the given ones are kind of shit. Retail just gives the most leeway in making up something of your own.

>>44536153
Mhyrienne looks like a qt.

>>44538508
I really hope you do not ascend as a god and create a universe I will have to die in. Because sorry mate, but your afterlife ideas are shit.

>>44538640
It's the cropping. Her butt looks so much better in that crop than it does in the original image for some reason.

>>44538529
I'm sure that'll make for a great ad.
>Come to the Colosseum!
>See warriors shed blood and sweat as they fight to the death!
>Featuring such famous figures as
>The Vikings
>The Spetsnaz
>A T-Rex with a flamethrower-wielding pyromaniac on its back

>>44536153
>and imagine what our Archangel waifus will look like.

I wonder what kind of pun Sandra will make for the Big D's counterpart. The G-Pointer?

>>44538651
I mean from the perspective of the powerful beings inhabiting each of those places, not the mortal souls.

Heaven would actually work because the angels care. Hell sucks because the demons don't give a fuck.

>People looking to be as mundane as possible in CYOAs, the definition of whimsical escapism

Fucks sake someone needs to make a plain vanilla retail CYOA

>>44536974
man, I am laughing my ass off at all of these. Quality shit man, really!

>>44538510
Or ask Azure if you can help her run her store.

>>44538688
Years ago I remember one that was literally a sports goods catalog. I mean, seriously, there was no difference to an actual catalog except for a note on top telling you that you have to survive in the wilderness for a while with the stuff you take.

>>44538688
The problem is that there are no job options where you can be badass.

>>44538688
Where are you even getting this from? The guy just said it was to use as an excuse to pull off what the lazy as fuck characters do and work as little as possible.

>>44538739
The coliseum sort of counts. The actual problem is that you're this big bad demon, one of the biggest ones in hell apparently, but you can't actually make your own business.

>>44538769
Maybe something the future versions will add?

>>44538708
Thats hilarious

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I really didn't think you guys would take the CYOA this far. Oh well, here's the other side.

I don't think I did as good of a job as I did with ArchDemon, so I'm sorry if I let anyone down with this. That said, I think I did some of these girls fine.

Like I said with ArchDemon, if anyone takes this CYOA seriously, I'm gonna murder you and your family.

Oh, and RNG rules for both CYOAs:
>Flip a coin (1d2). Heads (1) = ArchDemon CYOA, Tails (2) = ArchAngel CYOA.
>Roll a 1d8 for your ArchDemon/ArchAngel.

It's almost 4am. Time to sleep.

>>44538769
I doubt the career options are static. Get Retail and use your status as a big alpha demon to push your boss around and take over the business. Then expand the way you want to. As a level 6, the majority of demons can't say shit, especially after you develop your powers.

>>44538851
I envy you for being so good and fast at cyoas.

>>44538851
One too many girls with an ass fetish.

Your biggest problem with this one is that you made their fetishes all too extreme. Not a single girl with a vanilla fetish. They're fucking angels, SDA. Most of them should be pretty vanilla. There should at LEAST be one.

>>44538884
>Anal
>Not vanilla
Anon you are crazy

>>44538908
>None of the girls have a handholding, missionary fetish.
This is why it's bad. You need the lovey dovey vanilla shit. Hell the DEMONS seem more prone to that than these 'angels'.

>>44538884
Nigga did you see all the fetish suggestions last thread? This is very tame compared to that shit.

>>44538851
Why did you make the smart one a total whore?

>>44536153
I was wondering, if I'm in hell because my ancestor was a demon, does this mean that at least one of my parents and grandparents are also going to be in hell with a level 6 status?
Almost makes me want to go to heaven.

>>44538932
Maybe he shouldn't have listened to them at all and used his damn brain? Who makes an angel CYOA and doesn't include some vanilla? It's not hard to come up with light, vanilla fetishes.

>>44538851
>sexy waitress
>the last time someone groped her butt was almost 300 years ago

heaven truly is a strange and wondrous place

>>44538941
Ea looks vanilla. She doesn't look like she actually likes anal.

>>44538972
Ithuriel.

>>44537244
Body snatcher. Basically just scare people in rural areas, become the spook. I hope to attract some ghost hunters, that'll be fun.

>>44538955
Calm down anon, this is a CYOA.

That he, again, made in two fucking days.

Play one of the other hundred waifu CYOAs. Nobody gives a shit, I'm sure SDA doesn't.

>>44539023
I'm just offering criticism anon. Are we not allowed to post our opinions toward the CYOA or something now?

>>44538955
irinael and kristel are pretty damn vanilla

>>44539039
Read his post. It's clear he doesn't want to deal with the shitfest this brings. I don't know how he does it, even after the Stardust shitstorm.

>>44539058
>Ass worship
>Vanilla
A fetish that involves eating a shithole isn't vanilla.
>Bath play
I wouldn't call getting off on bathing to be vanilla. It's pretty out there.

>>44539075
Too bad? I don't really care. I'll post my opinions regardless.

>>44539078
Worship doesn't mean you have to do it with your tongue.

>bathing
>out there

Wait, when you said vanilla, you meant that they shouldn't have a sex drive at all. I see now.

>>44539039
Maybe it's not intentional, but you are sounding very rude in such criticism.

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>>44539065

>>44539097
>Worship doesn't mean you have to do it with your tongue.
Pretty much every depiction I've ever seen of it involves mouths on poop chutes.

>Wait, when you said vanilla, you meant that they shouldn't have a sex drive at all. I see now.
No, I meant normal fetishes. Missionary and handholding. Regular shit like that.

>>44535464
>Drink Club Soda
>Nothing changes
>Was too beta to be noticed anyway

>>44538851
The last two Cons in Ea should be Pros t-b-h

>>44539099
That post was fairly mean, true.

>>44539118
>No, I meant normal fetishes. Missionary and handholding. Regular shit like that.
Those aren't fetishes. Unless she gets off to the actual hand holding. In which case it would be a bit more out there than having sex in a jacuzzi if you ask me.

>>44539149
>Those aren't fetishes.
Apparently getting off on just normal sex is, going by all these girls who only get off on weird hardcore stuff.

>>44539078
Bath play is more about masturbation and having sex in the bath, not just bathing. I'd say it's pretty vanilla, but I agree with you on ass worship.

>>44539159
I think the assumption is that all of them get off to normal sex. Kinks are something extra.

>>44539172
Yeah, anal sex is one thing but rimming is sick. Literally eating poop.

>>44539178
That's a pretty reach assumption.

>>44539118
I have never met anyone with a fetish as stupid as that. Those are normal things that everyone likes. You're really assuming that these listed kinks are all they're into? It's like you've never been in a relationship. Oh, wait.

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>>44539184
>That's a pretty reach assumption.
No, it's pretty reach to think otherwise.

>>44539188
It's like normal relationships don't have a bulleted list of what she gets off on and what she's like as a person spelled out for you, almost like she's a 2 dimensional fictional character.

>>44539203
Considering it's literally listing what they get off on, assuming they get off on other fetishes would be reaching.

>>44539214
>Considering it's literally listing what they get off on, assuming they get off on other fetishes would be reaching.
Fetishes don't work like that. If one of them could only get off on something specific, that would be very noteworthy and pointed out.

It's a fair assumption that they work more or less the same as regular people when it comes to relationships and sexuality. I have no idea where this bizarre interpretation of yours comes from.

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>>44539214
>No, what I say about the fictional characters is right and you're not allowed to interpret them with your imagination!

I created the CYOA, by the way. I will sincerely never understand faggots like you and am saddened that I share these boards with so many of you.

>>44539250
Are you again trying to drag what complex, real people are like into an anime waifu debate? One that ostensibly lists everything about them for our information?

>>44537217
She may h ave just not mentioned it. It doesn't fit any of the categories, after all.

>>44539264
>Don't flesh out my 2D waifus!
Please go back to /a/, where you belong.

>>44539263
You can interpret things, but you can't call your interpretation valid information everyone is ascribed to like what's written down.

Also I assume you're mad at me for calling ass worship gross more than anything? Otherwise I don't get why me complaining that none of the angels are vanilla in your CYOA is worth getting mad about.

>>44539264
>lists everything about them for our information?
That's a pretty reach assumption.

>Are you again trying to drag what complex, real people are like into an anime waifu debate?
This is the most retarded excuse I've seen in a CYOA thread all month. Congratulations.

Anon, not thinking of them as complex characters is self-defeating. If you want to think of them as sex toys instead of waifus, then you shouldn't be surprised that you've come to the conclusion that she's a caricature of a sex toy.

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>>44535464
Root beer
>>44536153
Aezureah - slave them, apartment, balrog maid and still help run the game store as retail job.
>>44536929
normal - pirate hat - mag. bones and time travel - underwater - Goldstein.
>>44537244
Bootysnatcher

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>>44539296
>you can't call your interpretation valid information everyone is ascribed to like what's written down.
So why are you doing it? You're telling people their interpretations of several characters being vanilla is OMG WRONG.

Stop being a hypocrite.

>>44539214
So, let me explain it in game terms.

A fetish is a sexiness multiplier.
If normal sex is 100 to the girl in question, her fetish might increase that by 15% or something like that.

Of course the partner in question brings some modifications to the overall sexiness interpreted by the demon, but all in all the girls like normal sex acts - but would prefer including their fetishes during sexytimes.

>>44539331
Nobody has actually argued that any of them are vanilla except Irinael. Someone mentioned Kristel once, but I had at least one other person agreeing with me that shit eating isn't vanilla.

>>44539296
What? I don't give a shit what fetishes you like or dislike. I'm literally just baffled at how autistic someone can be.

Would you have preferred I write 1000 more words per character so I can tickle every one of your autistic headcanon? A lack of perspective points to autism, gay anon.

>>44539299
This guy isn't retarded, by the way.

>>44538851
>Laurette
>potentially a year before hardcore mind breaking sex
WORTH

>>44539346
Ass worship isn't just rimming. You can do it with fingers and toys.

And as far as I'm concerned, what's basically a handjob is very vanilla, even if it is happening over the surface of her anus or whatever.

>>44539359
Pretty much the only thing I would've wanted is more vanilla fetishes instead of them all being so extreme. Trying to say they all like missionary even if it's not written down is mostly a tangent people have gone on to defeat the idea that handholding missionary or whatever, which was just an example, would've worked as a vanilla fetish.

>>44539369
>just
It still involves rimmming, though, which is what makes it not vanilla.

>>44538851
>I really didn't think you guys would take [excellent waifus] this far.
You new here?

>Archangels aren't men
Disappointed.

>>44539395
They aren't crazy hardcore sluts. I mean, one of them is just sex with the active use of her duplicating powers. One of them doesn't know what sex is. One likes it a little rough and one likes it a little soft. Even anal doesn't count as weird fetish shit, by the way, but excepting that for your weird puritanism, that's still half of the girls whose biggest thing is totally normal.

>>44538851
So I'm picking Esme.

And I'm guessing Big D and Big G were lovers who had a falling out.

>>44539421
Getting off on being gangbanged by a bunch of people isn't vanilla by any stretch.

And the one that doesn't know what sex is gets off on having her mind broken. Aka being driven temporarily insane with sex. That's definitely not vanilla no matter what your hentai mangas say.

>>44539395
>It still involves rimmming, though, which is what makes it not vanilla.
It doesn't need to, therefore it can be vanilla, even though it isn't some of the time. This means that you could indulge her fetish in a completely vanilla way. There we go.

>>44539395
So you literally need me to write it in the rulebook that they're all into vanilla, otherwise you will not believe it?

Okay, I'll write that they need air to breathe.

My god, I want to ban people like you from playing my CYOAs. It's not the minmax faggots, it's not the waifufags, it's the manchildren with no social experience who get to post on 4chan.

Go back to /a/ or Reddit. Wherever you came from.

>>44539442
Well missionary and hand holding being actively fetishized aren't vanilla either. They're only vanilla when they're not treated as fetishes.

>>44539442
Are you retarded? I was talking Irinael. And I've talked with plenty of girls that prefer to do anal until they know it's a serious thing, personally. So that's Emse, Laurette, and maybe Isda who like hard shit. And you, of course, like choking on a million dicks.

>>44539447
Every depiction I've ever seen has always involved the mouth at some point.

>>44539451
No, that wasn't what I said. Now look who's making assumptions. I said more normal fetishes, whereas now they all have extreme ones.

>>44539470
Did I not say directly that was just an example?

>>44539473
Okay, so two girls. The self-insert, which I really don't normally count, and Irinael.

>>44539491
>Every depiction I've ever seen has always involved the mouth at some point.
Wow, you sound like a huge pervert, reading about naughty things like that. No wonder you can't get a vanilla waifu, you don't deserve one.

>>44538851
Ithuriel

Pocket Dimension mansion

Dragon girls

Gates of heaven.

>>44538851
Would the more potent version of Esmé's powers basically amount to shapeshifting (and whatever would be a more potent version of bodyswapping)?
Would the more potent version of Ea's powers basically amount to having the powers of the other seven at equal potency?

>>44539491
The one thing I hate most is ignorance. Someone with a lack of perspective.

You, anon? You struggle with insight. You can't see past what your retarded logic is feeding you.

That is exactly what you have been implying this whole time. Your lack of imagination is why you will never create something nice.

I know your autism won't stop, but if you can, close this thread.

>>44538851
I'd probably take Esme. There's just something really hot about the lewd elf character that her personality was taken from.

...and I decided this even before I noticed I like her power the most. Score.

>>44539491
Right. Azriel, Kristel, Ithuriel, Irinael, Ea. That's literally more girls than not who have a particular appreciation for fairly normal sex. And all of them will happily have normal sex, mind. Especially Laurette, who is one of the three out-liars. Plus, you can easily assume Isda's prediction is a minor psychological bent without a focus on the heavy shit, if it helps your loser ass stop bitching.

>>44539560
Are you still ranting about the missionary thing? Goddamn. The core point isn't arguing over they can get off on more than what's listed.

>>44539594
>Azriel
I'm fairly ignorant on the specifics of tantric, but isn't that weird contortionist sex?
>Kristel
Eating shit.
>Ithuriel
Being gangbanged by several people.

I wouldn't call these three girls vanilla, especially not the last two.

>>44538851
Is Esme an elf? She sounds like an Elf.

>>44539451
Shit man, you gotta slow down and relax. It's already been nearly an hour since your post. Getting pissed off will just waste more time. Should probably sleep.

Making a caveman CYOA. I need companions and art for them.

It's like a low-tech, early homo-sapiens setting.

All this fighting for vanilla sex with angels. I mean, will they not engage in vanilla sex because it is not their fetish?

>>44538851
WHERE ARE THE SMITINGS M8?
SURELY HEAVEN WOULD HAVE LOTS OF THEM

ALSO

>Irinael (She hits pretty much all of my kinks EXCEPT FOR RIGHTEOUS SMITINGS)
>Forgo the marriage (for at least a few years; I AIN'T GONNA DEVELOP ANY NON-SMITEY POWERS OR I SWEAR TO BIG G I'LL GET UNPLEASANT)
>Countryside Castle (The perfect location to DISPENSE SMITINGS FROM)
>Seraphim (WE'LL SMITE, OK?)
>Army of Heaven (YESSSS)

I thought of Azriel, but she looks shit and her power is very non-smitey.

>>44539651
Ignore it, it's just some anon being a retard on purpose without noticing. Yes, I know that sounds weird, but trust me, we get people like that here.

>>44539651
They're going to want to involve their fetish as much as possible, and it's going to be a pretty dissatisfying relationship if they can indulge in their kinks. So you can't 'just' have normal sex all the time.

>>44539660
>(She hits pretty much all of my kinks EXCEPT FOR RIGHTEOUS SMITINGS)
What do you think she's up there looking at the stars anon? Clearly she has plans for a giant fully armed satellite capable of firing precision RIGHTEOUS SMITINGS.

So /cyoa/ is the place to go to when you want to talk about sex and flies?

Neat.

>>44539648
Pet rock.

>>44539679
I seem to attract them with my CYOAs. For that, /cyoag/, I'm sorry.

They seem more prevalent lately. I think it's the surge of the Reddit traffic to here.

>>44538884
>angels
>not sexually adventurous
What?

Also these are not that out there.

I actually kind of like Ea especially because of her cons. She seems like someone that I could get along with very well, and we're talking about room mates here, not masters, so that kind of thing is important. I wouldn't make her take the floor though, if I'm moving in with her I'm fine to sleep there myself until we get another bed. Or share, if she's comfortable with that.

After the year, I'd ask her input on where to live. The sky condo would probably be my first choice if there's a way down. I like to be in walking distance of stuff, and don't really need size, but the other details aren't important to me since no option really deals with trees or anything.

I'd ask her opinion on maids too, getting maids that are her rank seems kind of demeaning so I wouldn't suggest that. Elves would be fine since it's a race that should be our servants by their nature, but helping to reform demons seems like a good thing to do, and if they actually want to be reformed, that's the biggest part of the work already done.

Extended Partnership doesn't make sense here, since you weren't really a servant and you're marrying her anyway.
I don't really like Shadow Me's implication that most years go by without a single truly good person dying.

Gates of Heaven is hands down the best option, working with people and meeting people. Plus I'd have experience from doing it together with EA.

This is one of those CYOAs that makes me sad it's not real. Maybe I should just kill myself after all.

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>>44539698
PRAISE BE

>>44539626
>Azriel
No. Tantra is a form of buddhist meditation that in popular western culture is linked to sexual practice. It's (tantric sex) literally a type of intimate meditation with connotations of, but not requiring, lengthy but emotionally receptive sexual intercourse. Essentially, it means that she find it important to be close to you and to understand you as a person.

>Kristel
That's scatophilia. So no. And google "enema" while you're at it, so you stop bitching.

>Ithuriel
Close, but no cigar. By "two" people. Because she has duplicating powers. And do you know what the common hang up on orgies is? It's the extra partners. People you may not know that well or don't want to connect with in such a fashion. Ithuriel's thing is basically the same as having sex several times, just faster.

>>44539715
>>angels
>>not sexually adventurous
You know the funny thing is that they are more sexually adventurous than their demon counterparts.

I like it though, I think it makes sense.

>>44539707
this

>>44539128
The first one is a pro too if you're the sort of person who makes it to heaven in the first place.

>>44539731
I don't think so. People with dull lives are more likely to be depressed and therefore on the road to eternal buttsex damnation.

>>44539712
For whatever it's worth, I would like to thank you for creating so nice CYOAs, without nothing to gain, while when you post them you still have to deal with so rude people like that. I thank you not only for the CYOAs, but for making me think that people can be really good and nice. I wish I could put this in a more eloquent way, but really, thank you.

>>44539725
>That's scatophilia. So no.
Her fetish involves rimming. Which involves an ass. Which is where poop comes from. There's no such thing as a clean asshole.

>Close, but no cigar.
Even if we treat the clones as the same individual (which I wouldn't, clones are new individuals), she's still off on a gangbang. Triple penetration and whatever else that entails. That aint vanilla.

>>44539729
Pent up from chastity is a bitch to deal with.

>>44539395
As someone else, if o read ass worship, I'd think it meant massaging it, sleeping with my head on her butt as a pillow, praising it and grabbing it any time she walks past

>>44539760
Okay, I give up. In your mind, there's shit everywhere, and you eating it, and there's nothing that can be said to change your mind.

And the clone thing isn't that fucking weird. Even if it was, who gives a god damn shit? Except you, of course, since you don't count as a person.

>>44539750
It's entirely possible to have a contented life full of goodness without a life of adventure. If life is good, your joy comes from your friends and from basically common things. She's the Spain-tier option.

>>44539760
They're angel assholes. They're the cleanest you'll ever lick.

>>44539777
>And the clone thing isn't that fucking weird. Even if it was, who gives a god damn shit?
Monogamists? So probably a few people in heaven. Though it's less 'is this a problem' than 'is this vanilla', which was what was argued.

>>44539791
Do angels even use them?
I never have seen anything non-mundane/mortal actually require it.

>>44538851
The hacker angel is the only non-virgin in either CYOA. That's pretty funny.

>>44538851
SDA, I don't think you use the word among right. I've seen it in your CYOAs a few times now.

So... Angel or Demon?

>>44539850
Demons are purer waifus.

>>44539850
Why not both?

>>44539850
Demons > Angels
Big G > Big D

>>44536153
>Choose Aezureah
>Work my ass off doing their job and more
>Get's a nice hellish castle and get's a job in retail
>Balrog Maids because they're good workers
>Work my way up through retail and eventually open up a hardware store of my own
>Working hard all day every day
>Drop by Ae's house to clean things up occasionally because I don't want her living in filth
>Powers eventually develop
>Turns out I'm the incarnation of Diligence

Okay, so Ilithuriel is Charity, from her description.

I think Azriel is probably Temperance. Esme is almost certainly Chastity. Isda could possibly be Diligence. Laurette seems like Humility would fit. Irinael... Patience? So then that would make Kristel Kindness.

What do you think?

>>44539712
>>44539753
I too want to thank you for making these CYOAs.

>>44538851
>Azriel
Decent, kind of bland honestly. A warrior with no war.
>Isda
Who wants to work hard in Heaven? Nothing about the girl really stands out either.
>Kristel
Would be a good friend to have, I'd like to party with her once a week or so, but too intense to live with.
>Laurette
Is this what they cal gap moe? She's fucking pathetic. I don't think I could spend time with her without starting to despise her.
>Ithuriel
Top-tier lifestyle and her power/fetish synergy. Seems kind of intense and very businesslike, though. Like her work would take over your life and it would be hard to have a real relationship in there too.
>Esmé
Literal shit, as a romance option. Maximum convenience as everything else.
>Irinael
Meme-tier. She reads like the most stupid of the cliché harem manga. Would be an amusing acquaintance to have, at best.
>Ea
Kinda best. She has the cutest personality and an easy life, only downside is less luxury than the others.

>>44528659
As the guy who made Soaked, why do you think that?
I don't put nearly as much thought into graphics - it's miles better than anything I've made (I promise, I'll try to git gud in the future). Two, his title isn't a quote from a Muse song
(I am happy someone finally used the name I gave for my CYOA's)

>>44539949
I think they're meant to mirror the archdemons of the same placement and color scheme. Azriel is calm and rational, making her the Patience to Felira's Wrath. Isda thinks she's nothing special and respects the views of others, making her the Humility to Kyleth's Pride. Kristel is all about passion and getting things done, making her Diligence to Aezureah's Sloth. Laurette is a reformed succubus, clearly the Chastity to Lynneth's Lust. Ithuriel hates greed and big business and is nicknamed "Caritas", clearly the Charity to Erelya's Greed. Esme is a bit of a stretch, but if you think of her as in opposition to Daeliph's overindulgence her obsession with restrained desire matches her to Gluttony as Temperance. And Irinael has the compassionate love of all the universe's wonders, placing her as the Kindness balancing Mhyrienne's Envy.

>>44538923
That's Mickey's fetish.

>>44538972
She will once you start doing it.

I feel like the anal angel should be anal only though, on the "no sex because I'm too holy, but anal is totally not sex" paradigm.

>>44540061
I always thought that was full retard. Not in a funny way either. In a so stupid it's embarrassing way.

>>44538851
>no lactation
>no breastworship
Welp. Time to throw myself off the nearest structure.

Good job on Esme, though

>>44538851
>>44539824

Also mend.

I think you say among when you mean within, and mend when you mean tend.

Mend instead of tend appears in the description of Azriel's job and Ea's job.

Among appears instead of within when Mickey is telling you about the divine presence within you. I'd tell you where I've seen you use it like that before, but I can't remember. Might have been in the archdemon CYOA, or might have been in one of your older ones.

>>44536239
"I'd like to but eternity is too long and I'm scared."

>>44540123
I thought the same thing

Archdemon was better

>>44538851
Isn't it Gabriel who is the left hand of God? Why Micky then?

>>44538851
I don't understand the chastity thing. Where it's implied you don't have sex in that first year. I mean, some of these girls are literally throwing themselves at you.

>>44540173
Because you're into slavery.

>>44540196
Could be because the girls were purer and had more defined interests.

>>44540203
I think both CYOAs have an equal amount of virgins.

>>44540215
The demons seemed less oversexed but I think the angel one actually has one less. All the demons are said to be, but with the angels, Ithuriel at the least isn't.

>>44540224
It's balanced out by Ea's purity.

Seriously, how can one girl be so best?

>>44540109
I've seen mend and among used like that everywhere. Mind elaborating?

>>44538851
>We did it, Anon, after all those years you can say we finally became the Start Dust
Seriously? Jesus Christ!

>>44540289
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mend
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/among

Not in there.

>>44540109
I thought "mend" was a typo of "mind". The "among" thing is common with lots of people who learn English as a non-first language.

>>44540331
Well, it could be mind, that's true.

Is it bad if seeing what kinks and fetishes the girls in a CYOA have turns me completely off them? If they're letting me know these things immediately they are not the kind of girl I would want to be with. I just want a CYOA where the girls are just presented as a personality and an appearance, no need to mention their sex tastes.

>>44540263
Only reason I'm tempted to go Ea is because it lists her interests, honestly. I think only her and Ithuriel has her actual hobby listed. With the other girls I'm not sure what we're going to be doing that's not sex or work.

>>44540371
Yes, it is bad. Anon please. Don't mistake the format of the CYOA with the way they might behave if they were real people. I think Irianael is the only one who would be that forward, and she so innocent about it that it doesn't feel like she is. I mean, it would feel like taking advantage of her if you immediately went along with her advances.

>>44540401
>Don't mistake the format of the CYOA with the way they might behave if they were real people.
Each girl's entry is presented as a monologue, with occasional 'answered questions' as if you had just asked one. They are being that forward.

>>44540417
If you want to look at it that way then it's only because you asked them about their kinks. So you started it.

>>44540173
doesnt matter. anything sda makes will get hundreds of replies. im not butthurt ;^)

>>44540061
>I feel like the anal angel should be anal only though, on the "no sex because I'm too holy, but anal is totally not sex" paradigm.
What if sex isn't actually unholy, wrong or in any way a dubious activity?

>>44540449
god's been hinting that it's not a good idea for a long time m8

>>44540449
>>44540464
What if Judaism considers it a sin not to have lots of fulfilling (and eventually procreative) sex with your married partner, and it's actually grounds for divorce if you don't?

What if Christianity is basically a Judaism offshoot and considers the same book where this rule is stated as holy, and thus should hold the same view?

What if the Song of Songs was an actual part of the Christian bible, and one of the things it celebrates is marital sexual relations, meaning part of Christianity's holy book celebrates the very idea of sex in certain situations?

These are all true, obviously.

>>44540469
I knew the jews were behind happy marriages! What a vile plan, to make me sad and jealous by encouraging people to have meaningful relationships with their spouse. What ever will those devils think of next!

>>44540464
Neither of these CYOAs exactly match the standard depiction of Heaven and Hell. It's obvious that the views of Abrahamic religions aren't entirely correct. It's perfectly possible that humans, being small, limited, fallible beings, are just plain wrong about some things. Also >>44540469 this.

>>44540371
But you can understand why SDA did it, can't you? He's trying to capture a certain subgroup of /tg/, and he succeeded.

>>44538851
It's a hard choice, but I guess I'm going with Iranael because I like her job and her personality and fetishes don't clash with mine.

Runner up is Ea, who I'm mainly divided on because self-insert girl.

>>44540544
Fuck you for phrasing it like that. SDA is just one of us.

>>44540563
>us
We're not a hivemind.

>>44538851
>Irinael
More like Irianal
You really try to inject your fetish into everything.

>>44540574
Rogue drone! Alert the soldier caste!

>>44540584
Soldiers do it for free

>>44540584
>tfw no hive queen waifu

>>44540607
But that's forbidden love.

I like Esme because of the slave play thing. It's true, my thoughts are 100% impure.

I just like her art the best.

>>44540610
not even the walls of biological sterility can prevent our love. I've seen the way she wafts her pheromones at me.

>>44540622
She's also your mom, though.

>>44540635
That just makes it extra pure!

>>44538851
*Astronomer

>>44540786
She literally does star magic and divines the tides of fate. Astrology is probably appropriate.

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d8)

>>44536153
Roll for demonfu, pls no slut or sloth.
>>44538851
Second roll for redemption, sorry Big D, this demon is going to Heaven. And want anybody but Esme, she sounds too much like the lewd elf x orc.

>>44540792
That's nowhere near the the same.

Isn't her actual job just looking at and recording the movement of the sky and stars?

>>44540812
And forging halos from the stars.

And she states that stars determine everyone's actions and behavior, an idea from astrology.

>>44540812
>looking at and recording the movement of the sky and stars?
Astrologists do that you know.

>>44538851
Micky DLC, when?
Also, why not Big G?

>>44540960
I think part of the reason he may have chosen Michael is that Michael and Lucifer are, sorta counterparts. Lots of media runs with this and makes them direct counterparts, comparing/contrasting them, making up prophesies about being destined to fight (to be fair Michael is the warrior angel that tramples the serpent), and making them rivals.

Also maybe god herself was too much to offer as waifu.

>>44540990
No, obviously the player is actually god, with amnesia.

>>44540960
Big G already has a waifu - Mary. And I guess Little Jay wouldn't be very enthusiastic about new stepmom.

>>44541005
Says you're level 6, on the same level as Michelle. Also presumably Gabrielle, Uriela, Raphiela, and whatever other head honcho angel you want to name (Metatrona?)

>>44541032
>god is incapable of hiding his power level
omnipotent

>>44541005
>God wants to get laid, the CYOA
That's why they're all so slutty

Anyone got a husbando CYOA?

>>44538851
Laurette best girl.

I'll take a pocket dimension mansion with some high elf maids to help out. I think I'll work in the gates of heaven too.

>>44540898
I want a rare holographic Dale Gribble card.

>>44540898
I'll take a magical rush deck with mindgames or rare card. Can't decide.

>>44538851
God, i can not decide. Ithuriel seems best partner wise, but Esme and irinael are god tier sexually.

ithuriel although damn, esme is pretty up there.
pocket dimension mansion.
dragon girls
Gates of heaven

>>44538851
I cannot lie, Esme turns me on in funny ways. And she's rich.
Best for a comfy yet kinky lifestyle. Not sure about the other options, will wait for the Mickey card.

>>44538851
Naturally i would choose Esme, knowing it's only for a year. Laurette is great too and if i knew there would be promotion to level 6 for me down the line i would choose her, marry her and then use her demonic forbidden power on each other and love each other forever, it's perfect.

>>44535464
CYOA goes in the subject field OP.

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>>44539065

>mrw someone posts Stardust

>>44536929
Normal
Top hat
Hypnosis and magbones
Museum
Goldstein

>>44538851
>Esme
>High Class Penthouse
>High Elves
>Gates of Heaven
I like Esme's kink, attitude, work place even the con's are that bad.
Azriel ain't too bad either

>>44538851

I see that Caro Emerald reference. Top tier choice for this CYOA btw

>>44538851
Esme TOP TIER, TOP FUCKING TIER
Countryside Castle
Golems
Shadow Me

Welp. Time to start working my way up to the top. Sure, I start off as a glorified errand boy, but the diarchy thing sounds pretty sweet.

Is it a good idea to make a non waifu Cyoa right now? Or should I follow modern trends?

>>44541581
Make what you want.

>>44540823
it's not /really/ the same but okay, wouldn't she be an astrologer instead?

>>44540888
No they don't, astronomers do.

>>44540888
Old school astrologists did that, back when it was pseudo-science and not outright quackery. Contemporary astrologists just track the movement of their customers bank cards.

>>44536828
>mfw I got a blonde bimbo

>>44538426
I LOVE bagging groceries in hell. I always use either slightly damp paper bags or really really thin plastic ones and pack them to overflowing /chortle.

>>44539816
If you live of love, light and faith there is not much need for orifices usually except to appeal to worshippers.

>>44538688
Let's see...there's the banana salesman cyoa and the infomercial one that I can recall right now...

>>44538851
Limbo Roommate when?....just kidding.

>>44541793
You're a monster. A true devil.

>>44541844
She is a pile of nothingness, not your waifu

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>>44541844
But honestly, I'd love to see more Roommate cyoas.
...Maybe just Hades with undead girls?

>>44538851
wheres the other bonus page? like, the opposite of lucifer.

>>44542073
After SDA wakes up, hopefully.

>>44541323
Ass-man?

>>44536885
I'd guess there's a few level 6 around, hell is a big place and eternity is a long time.

>>44537244
Symbiote

>>44537571
I don't know... I've heard this Aamon guy is quite a chill demon.

>>44538851
I rolled 7, so I'm with Irinael. My luck must have something with oral sex, I rolled 2 = Kyleth on Archdemon CYOA and now Irinael, both have oral kinks (not complaining!).
Other than that, I'm quite happy with what I got.
For the other stuff, I'll probably get a Suburban House with a Seraphim maid (short skirts, of course) and shadow M for a year before deciding what to do for the rest of eternity.

>>44541996
>Greek Mythos Roomate

>>44540035
It had a similar name to the way you've named your cyoas Soaked to the bone, Easily the best I ever had, For the sake of the ball....

>>44537217
She has all the powers, so that means she can shapeshift.

>>44541996
>>44542296
>Lovecraftian Roommate cyoas
>Greco-Roman Roommate cyoas
>Japanese Roommate cyoas
>Aztec Roommate cyoas
>Generic Fantasy Trope Roommate cyoas (ex. Wizard, Fighter and ect.)

>>44540289
mend is to fix something. Tend is to take care of something or to mind something aka watch over.

Would you tend to the store for me?
Would you mind the store for me?

Did you repair the fence?
Did you mend the fence?
The fence needs mending.
The fence needs repairing.

>>44538851
I'll go with Esme. I'm not so sure about the whole "slave play" thing, but otherwise she seems like the best choice. Marriage entirely depends on how the year goes. I'll pick the Pocket Dimension Mansion for convenience, Golem maids, and a job at the Gates of Heaven.

>>44538851
I really dig this format. Both this and the demon one do a really good job of worldbuilding, lots of nice little touches but it's all familiar enough that it doesn't feel like you're a MC in someone else's terrible fantasy world. Lots of CYOAs either seem too generic or try to introduce too many concepts but this walks that line really well.

Only comments would be that Irinael's power isn't really as much of a draw as the others and that maybe you should review your 'spellcheck is for pussies' policy as it might save some updates. 'suburb near our lcities' in the Suburban House option for instance.

Build for this one is:

Laurette
Pocket Dimension Mansion
Reformed Demons
Gates of Heaven

Basically an extremely lazy build surrounded by demons. As far as I understand it I don't even need a job with the Laurette thing besides picking her up from the restaurant and then I move on to a job where I don't really have to do anything.

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>>44541111

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>>44542349
>>Lovecraftian Roommate cyoas
Yes plz.
Most of these don't have enough variety though.

>>44542424
>Kouko is dead
wew thanks for reminding me

>>44542296
>>44542349
>>44542424
SDA can make it happen but there needs to be a catch with everyone, closely related to the source would be best.
Vanilla icecream is awesome, but add different things on top and you've got just enough variety to make it interesting till you've eaten your five litre bucket

>>44542509
Maybe there should be an outcast page of general pagan dieties.

>>44542482
As long as you remember her shounen...

>>44542329
Ah. Right. Still, mine were quotes.
And again, I'm really flattered you would think I could've made something that pretty.

>>44542349
Can some of the Greek roommates be cute guys, please?

>>44542567
Well they're mythological greek boys, so they'd either be cute and girly for bottoming, or manly and tough for topping. That's the Athenian way.

>>44542509
Lovecraftian roommates will have serious Cons with them
>Cthulhu or Cathy causes you to have hallucinations
>Nyarlathotep or (I can't think of a name) makes you participate in dark ceremonies that may involve human sacrifice
>Yog-Sothoth wants you to knock her up even if you're not married and if your married she wants tons of kids
>>44542567
a separate husbando cyoa should be made

>>44538851
What does mind break mean in this context?

>>44542287

https://youtu.be/cKHUgJ5suIA

>>44542848
ahaego

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>>44542623
>>Yog-Sothoth wants you to knock her up even if you're not married and if your married she wants tons of kids
I fail to see how this is a con.

>>44542623
Nelly?

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>>44543093

>>44542623
>>Yog-Sothoth wants you to knock her up even if you're not married and if your married she wants tons of kids
Wasn't having tons of offspring Shub-Niggurath's thing?

SDA is this you? http://tryandemere12.deviantart.com/art/Archangel-Roommate-CYOA-582137272

>>44542349
stop pls. 2 is more than enough.

>>44543155
It's a Russian with nothing else on the profile. Very obvious notl.

>>44542623
>>Yog-Sothoth wants you to knock her up even if you're not married and if your married she wants tons of kids
Best girl confirmed

>>44543170
a notl you say?

>>44543155
>2 is more than enough.
I disagree. If it's good it's worth continuing.

>>44543205
Too much of a good thing?