Destroy the Godmodder: Return of Revan

*a corrupted monstrosity

The Hero Pistol managed to stop the Heart from pumping Miasma by breaking the Miasma Vessels carring it into the Entrails

The Heart has taken 1000 damage thanks to MacGvyer.

The Heart 59000/60000

The Godmodder uses her Dark Bump ability.

Also REVAN'S WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS!

May I ask for a willing artist to take a look at the previous thread

Rolled 111 (1d666)

>>44533083
Feel my wrath vile creature!

Satan conjures an army of demons to attack the Modder.

>>44533111
The Dark Lord Satan's Demonic Army of 111 was summoned. The problem is they each ony have 1 HP.

The Godmodder makes a faint noise within the Entrails.

>"kek"

>>44533111
>dual trips

Rolled 180 (1d666)

>>44533260
I command my army to keep her distracted and deal damage as I conjure the Greater Flames of the Abyss to damage her wherever possible.

DA BOYZ AR BAAAACK!

WAAAAAGH!!!

>>Goes supah Orky on Godmodder with his remaining 8 Stormboyz, a Battlewagon full of Shootaboyz, and a Weirdboy.

>>44533300
Also has 3 charges

Rolled 31 (1d666)

>>44533335
>almost quints
Curses!

The Godmodder is not able to be targeted due to the Heart stopping your progress, you attack the Heart instead.

It takes 3750 damage from Da Boyz.

Satan's Dark Army deals 1000 damage to the Heart.

The Abyssal Flames deal 1500 to the Heart. The Heart has been burnt by Mega-Satan's flames dealing burn damage as well.

The Heart 54650/60000

>>44533700
The Godmodder uses her Dark Bump

>"So, they all gave up?"
Give them some time

Gonna spend 5 charges to upgrade to Warboss and summon Roks from the sky.

>>Commence rain of Orks

>>Now we iz gettin started!

Rolled 332 (1d1000)

>>44533700
>Reloads the soul destroyer cannon (Ultimate version)
>Uses 3 charge points to upgrade EMPRAH blessed chainsword into EMPRAH blessed evicerator (4 charges left) (Holding EMPRAH blessed evicerator in other hand)

"COWARD! YOU HIDE BEHIND DARKNESS FROM HIS MAJESTIC LIGHT!"

>Shoots at the heart

>>44534720
Roll for Orkz that are on the Rok my friend.

>>44534809
Also, im happy this game didnt end. Thanks revanite for not abandoning us.

Mr. Min/Max suddenly wakes up from his nap to find himself with 4 charges due to inactivity from the last thread and this thread so far (technically could be 8-9 with the posts from last thread and this one but eh). Runs to the heart while scrambling with his phone trying to find out the weakness of giant hearts (1 charge expended for research:weaknesses).

3 charges

>>44534870
REVAN'S WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>44534809
The shot grazes the Heart. -700

A faint sound can be heard

>"aim better! its a fucking giant ass heart."

>>44534949
If you actually tell me the weakest part of the Heart I'll allow it.

The Heart 53850/60000

Rolled 46 (1d666)

>>44535224
I hit you hard with my trident
pls die ;-;

>>44535224
Well the right side of the heart has less muscle mass than the left side. But I would assume hitting the ventricles and veins would improve the damage.

Throwing down his phone In frustration Mr. Min/Max pulls out his character sheet of himself and changes out his seven levels of neckbeard to seven levels of wizard (1 charge spent).

3 charges remaining.

Rolled 851 (1d10000)

>>44535224
>Hears Insult

"YOURE ASKING FOR IT!"

>Shoots at whereever Min/Max indicates the weak spot is.
>If he/she doesnt, uses 3 charges to make a powerful shot that hits all of the heart (3 charges left)

>>44535537
>>44535527
Since he pointed it out, do I get to keep my charges?

>>44535492
No. Satan's Trident pokes the Heart. It does 1 damage. His burns do 999 however.

>>44535527
A winner is you.

>>44535537
The Shot hits the Ventricle dealing 1500 damage due to terrible roll. It also lowers the Heart's defense.
>>44535597
Yes.

The Anontibodies have arrived to defend the Heart.

Six Anontibodies remain

The Heart 50250/60000

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>44535832
>See's antibodies
>WaitThisThingHasABrain.jpg

"Their walls rise! DESTROY THEM!"

>Turns multi shot on
>Spends 6 charges to try and destroy antibodies (2 Charges left)

>>44535923
>Anontibodies*

My bad.

>>44535832
I use up a cha the and fire a 7d6 lightning bolt at the heart. How much damage does electricity do to a thing that can be normally stopped by low amp electrical current?

Rolled 4, 4, 2, 4, 5, 6, 2 = 27 (7d6)

>>44536074
Also, apparently it's a line of effect so make sure I hit a antibody. Also rolling the damage.

Rolled 3, 10, 7, 9, 15, 10, 15, 10, 18, 13, 2, 20, 5, 7, 13, 15, 10, 19, 5, 16, 20, 14, 9, 4, 1 = 270 (25d20)

*Portal opens*
*Kid pops out holding a machine gun way too big for his size*
*Fires twenty-five shots from the gun*
*Flies backwards from the knock back into another portal*
*Leaves thread*
Damage= Roll x 1.5

Can I build a machine or something that affects charges generated per post per player if I spend a exorbitant (8-12 charges to construct) amount of charges on it and edit the character sheet to a level 7 artificer?

>>44535923
You shoot the Anontibody closes to you splattering it across the background, you shoot another as it leaps toward you trying to consume you. You shoot one behind you like some sorta badass and shoot one on yourside as you don't give a fuck.

>>44535943
My Anon puns are PUNishment to type.

>>44536074
It was super effective, 3420 damage dealt to the Heart and murderalizing an Anontibody.

The Heart stops beating, a golden glow forces it to continue. She laughs at you.

The Last Anontibody leaps at Mr. MiniMax

One Anontibody remains

The Heart 46830/ 60000

>>44536364
Go ahead you crazy bastard

Rolled 6, 1, 2, 1, 5 = 15 (5d6)

>>44536473
Crap! I scream and cast shocking grasp while flailing madly at the antibody. That's another charge gone for 5d6 electricity damage.

>>44536509
Maybe when We defeat the /b/east and I'm not currently under attack by a giant germ.

3 charges remain.

>>44536473
I HAVE RETURNED MWAHAHAH
And I attack you using my goat-army!

Rolled 4676 (1d10000)

>>44536473
>If Min/Max's attack fails, I aid him.
>If he succeds, then I use a charge to see if the heart even wants to exist anymore (since apparently the Godmodder is making it stay alive). (3 Chages left)
>If the answer is no, then I pray to the EMPRAH:

"Glorious EMPRAH, I ask that you deliver this tortured soul and ease its transition into gracious death."

>Goes back to Single shot mode
>Attacks heart in weak spot

Found my way back after losing it. Point me where to attack.

>>44537094
Hit the heart.

Also, how do you get the numbers that appear on the right side of your name?

>>44537123
I mean letters, damnit.

>>44537094
Hit the ventricles!
*Tries to shocking slap a giant antibody away from me*

>>44537123
##password to secure
Thx for pointing the target.

>>44537153
Oh yeah whathe said. My bad.

>>44537162
Testing it.

>>44537189
I guess I don't need a tripcode then.

>>44536576
You kill the Anontibody, it falls with smoke rising
>>44536637
Your Army of 111 move foward and poke the Heart doing 830 damage. Yay.
>>44536798
You feel into the Heart and hear a thought.

I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

The Emperor hears your prayer. A hole in the Warp appears and a sword impales the Heart. 10000 damage inflicted. You don't attack in awe of the Emperor. A scroll also appears adressed to you.

>"HOLY FUCK."

The Heart 34000/60000

That's enough for now, till tomorrow everyone.

>>44537346
Time?
Also fuck me for always getting here too late.

>>44537346
Do you want us to post our turns like last time?

>>44537346
Okay man. Little short of a thread but it's 2 AM here. Can we store the charges for next thread with a official count? If so, we should all have a "saved for next thread" charge count DarthRevan can see so he can have a tally at the beginning of next thread or something. Also two questions:
When is the next thread?
What's the limit on crazy shit we can do if we blow through X charges doing a action?

Charges saved for start of next thread: 4

>>44537454
Agreed. Keep numbers guys.

4 charges for next session.

>>44537520
0

>>44537346
I create an ICBM from lint and earwax and launch it at the heart
While screaming my theme like a retard of course

>>44537454
Tomorrow if I have time, I agree to charge count.

I am starting to suspect multiple GMs are in order.

Rolled 128, 888 = 1016 (2d1000)

The newly arrived Boyz begin a rampage, attacking the Heart and the anonibodies, and generally having a good time.

>>Ere we go ere we go ere we go!

>>44537614
It does 2500 Damage, you are surprised at the destructive capacity of lint.

>>44540818

The WAAGH! begins,

-5000 to the Heart.

Anonibody Juggernauts have arrived,
15000 Health Each these guys might be a problem.

4 Anonibody Juggernauts Remanin

The Heart 26500/50000

>>44540818

>>44541976
Using two Charges to have the Weirdboy using Power Vomit on the Anonibody Juggernaughts. The rest of Da Boyz start attacking the other Anonibodies while Nukk attacks the Heart.

>>Chaaaaaaarge!

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>44541976
>Still in Awe at the EMPRAH'S glory
>See's Juggernaughts
>Uses all 6 charges to try and take them out or at the very least weaken them.
>If I get a 5 or 6, then my shots hit the heaet's ventricles

"TODAY, THE EMPRAH HEARD MY PLEA! NOW I ENACT HIS WILL! FOR THE EMPRAH!"

>>44545513
>Rolls a natural 6 (crit success)
Praise be to the mother fucking EMPRAH!

>>44542495
The Da Boyz manage to successfully kill an Anontibody Juggernaut with Power Vomit, because no Anontibodies have spawned yet they target the Heart dealing 6700 damage.

>>44545513
The Juggernauts fall except one, severely wounded gashed with a bullet in its chest. The Heart takes 4200 damage as well as its defense falling.

"Just don't make it hurt a lot..."

The Juggernaut spawns 27 Anontibodies, it decides to go Shadow of Colossus on Pistol.

One Juggernaut remains
27 Anontibodies remain

The Heart 15600/60000
She finds it,
>"Finally, you can't do harm. How does it feel to want to harm but be unable too?"

(In actual armor this time) all right i'm rested and ready for battle!

I ignore the godmodder.

Rolled 94, 93, 24, 13, 86, 21, 8, 10, 16, 61, 27, 46, 1, 65, 84, 71, 92, 90, 77, 42, 85, 85, 65, 18, 4 = 1278 (25d100)

>>44532458
Don't mind if I do!

Rolled 25, 79, 68, 35, 59, 81, 95, 59, 15, 93, 91, 13, 99, 13, 87, 1, 90, 33, 54, 45, 10, 80, 85, 12, 88 = 1410 (25d100)

>>44546986
Aye I hit you with 25 100meter long swordes

Rolled 45, 28, 86, 74, 29, 39, 11, 46, 31, 28, 62, 51, 60, 97, 60, 59, 64, 16, 90, 46, 100, 74, 79, 8, 49 = 1332 (25d100)

Revan still here?

The Orks yell in response to the Godmodder saying damage couldn't be done.

>>Oy! Ork Boyz can make anyfing die! We iz downroit killy we iz!

Using a charge to summon a squad of Ork Kommandos in purple camouflage. Purple is da sneekiest.

Charges left: 3

Da Boyz continue to hold off the Anonibodies, while da Warboss attacks the Heart.

Rolled 93, 8, 87, 73, 52, 57, 63, 21, 97, 16, 26, 25, 74, 30, 77, 61, 92, 17, 29, 69, 41, 18, 87, 85, 28 = 1326 (25d100)

>>44551086
>tfw no godmodder to kill

>>44546986
>Shadow of the colossus is his favorite game
>Best day ever
>Sheaths cannon on back and takes out a regular chain sword
>Duel wields with EMPRAH blessed evicerator

"YOU WANT A FIGHT, BIG GUY!?"

>Use two chages. First to climb the juggernaught, second to stab it with the regular chainsword into its brain, and then to try and pilot it straight into the heart (0 Charges left)

"THEN LETS MOTHER FUCKING GO!"

>>44554655
Oh yeah, im also swinging the EMPRAH blessed evicerator like crazy to kill the anontibodies while climbing it.

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I attack your sense of self esteem.

The Heart gets demolished by you guys, wow big fucking whoop do. If the damn Heart was supposed to live it would have. I'm not describing how you beat it. Now I know what you are thinking, where's Revan? Don't worry he's um a little summoning sick, so in his place I'll takeover.

So... Bring it

The Godmodder 83/100

>>44555833
I scream freedom like a retard and use my manly Scottish Ames to rip off her arm

>>44555832
Wow, you got me. Instant Kill.

I use my Rapier wit and run you through.

Yours Truly 83/100

>>44555895
*arms

>>44555895

MacGvyer fight me like a man that you aren't.

Moi 83/100

>>44555922
Make the nuke set it off and realize you are an idiot who can't read

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>>44555922
I go for a gut punch to induce sterility

>>44555953
Ordering myself

>>44555833
>Pockets chainsword
>Unsheaths cannon

"REPENT GODMODDER! FOR TODAY, YOU DIE!"

>Uses two charges to call in a leman russ anihilator. (0 charges left)
>Fires at Godmodder with soul destroyer cannon
>Leman russ also attacks Godmodder

Guys that Godmodder is a decoy. Darth Revan didn't post it.

>>What did you do with Revan?