The orc women models are pretty ugly, there's only one decent looking face that everyone picks.
The setting itself wasn't too terrible either. They did the typical elves and dwarves in a more creative way and things only started to suck during/post WotLK
I wish this series was good. I want to get into it, but the less than abysmal reviews turn me away each time.
No, the covers are similar however.
I wish all fantasy books were named like that. I wanna read about wizards, nigga. Name the book Wizard.
I read the start of that when I was about 13.
Never got very far. Starts with a sex scene between a queen and a prisoner where the queen stabs the guy as he cums. I read that bit a lot of times.
Can't remember anything else.
I can understand the WoW blame. Look at all the female character models, especially the Horde races. Orc, troll, tauren, and worgen males are all hunched over. The females of those races apparently have their vertebrae fused. Worgen is far and above the worst offender, given that they altered the eyes as well.
You forgot the part about the unicorn horn dildo.
But yeah, thats where I also dropped it 10 years ago and never picked it up again.
It felt like a big sister thing then, but on our last session (we play MWF). My PC woke up with her snuggled up next to me along with some fancy RP chat.
Pretty much put me back on square one
And now I have the urge to actually play the character rather than just fapping to her.
>tfw you are the only one who dumps orcess pics
it was one of the first fantasy's i ever read.
it was also one of the first book i read with some hardcore gore in it.
in the same battle he disembowels some dude with his sword. made me cringe
i really liked the dwarf who was with them.
>Elder Scrolls modding community
>Having to ask this
I think it's even viable to change it into a pseudo Monstergirl Quest H game. You can definitely do so in Oblivion, but that clipping.
To be fair Skyrim Orcs genuinely are corrupted Elves.
They're also Japanese Jews.
Mainly my issue is with people making hot Orc women in settings where all the Orc men are barely sapient savages.
Except they are all Orcs and Half-Orcs you Skyrim fuck face.
>where all the Orc men are barely sapient savages.
I'm glad I don't live in Africa, either. Heyoooooo.
I'm here all night.
You know, I never could fathom the point of orcs. If you make them about to be related to, they're just muscular humans, but if you make them monstrous, they're just monsters and could be replaced by a horde of bugs or some other menace that can't be reasoned with.
>ever got very far. Starts with a sex scene between a queen and a prisoner where the queen stabs the guy as he cums.
Sounds like typical drow fuckery. Say what you want about orcs, they'll stab you in battle not in the bedroom.
You know, I never could fathom the point of elves. If you make them about to be related to, they're just pointy-eared immortal humans, but if you make them monstrous, they're just monsters and they could be replaced by a swarm of banshees or some other menace that can't be reasoned with.
They can represent strange and foreign people.
Throughout time peoples have looked to their neighbours and been vaguely horrified, scared and disgusted by the stuff they do.
They don't have to be exactly the same as humans or ravening monsters, they can be an alien culture with different rules to us and at times come across as either surprisingly similar to humans or as the monsters that burn down villages.
You know, I never could fathom the point of Halflings. If you make them about to be related to, they're just short, hairy-footed humans, but if you make them monstrous, they're just monsters and they could be replaced by a swarm of rats or some other menace that can't be reasoned with.
> I never could fathom the point of elves.
The best elf I've ever known was on the end of my magma trap.
>They can represent
Your mum is represented through my dick m8
>You know, I never could fathom the point of humans. If you make them about to be related to, they're just humans, but if you make them monstrous, they're just humans and they could be replaced by a swarm of rats or some other menace that can't be reasoned with.
Let me see here, Extended Character Edit and Raceplus for racemenu shenanigans, CBBE body, Mature skin textures with CBBE spectral maps(I think it was that atleast), Eyes of Beauty, Nuhairstyles for the hair. Dragonbone barbarian for the armour. I think that's all the mods is for my wai-fu. http://www.tesgeneral.com/#!waifu/ch1j but this guide is handy anyway.
Are there lewd mods yet?
A metric fuckton.
Check loverslab for the Sexlab framework. Thank me later.
>Mainly my issue is with people making hot Orc women in settings where all the Orc men are barely sapient savages.
This is a huge pet-peeve for me aswell. Personally I go with attractive Orcs of both genders being a thing, but something most races consider a rarity.
You know, I never could fathom the point of humans. If you make them about to be related to, they're just humans, but if you make them monstrous, they're just monsters and they could be replaced by a horde of gorillas or some other menace that can't be reasoned with.
That's a silly question.
Without a moment's hesitation, of course. They can smell doubt know. Men lose their dicks that way
You know, I never could fathom the point of Dwarves. If you make them about to be related to, they're just short, stocky jews, but if you make them monstrous, they're just monsters and they could be replaced by a swarm of rats or some other menace that can't be reasoned with.
fake orc barbarian.
if she had lived a barbarian life she would not be squatting like that. That is the squatting of a civilized, shoe-wearing person.
Barbarians squat with the entirety of their foot touching the ground.
You know, I never could fathom the point of Gnomes. If you make them about to be related to, they're just short, retarded humans, but if you make them monstrous, they're just monsters and they could be replaced by a swarm of leeches or some other menace that can't be reasoned with.
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Same shit with fallout.
>Excessive drinking and fighting are only Scottish
Read the Bible, nigga. The three things the Jews did there -- and had done since pre-Medieval times -- is drink, kill, and try to survive the purges.
Would I date an orc woman? Going to watch arena battles with her? Going out to eat in fancy, dimly-lit restaurants with soft mood music in the background? Meet her parents and family and have a good time bar-b-queing steaks and burgers with her dad while she and her mom catch up on the latest day-to-day life? Curl up next to a fire on a cold winter night and just enjoy each other's company? Get married to her and have a few kids to raise into great warriors? Grow old together in the quiet countryside blissfully enjoying the scenery?
Nah, I'd just fuck her and leave.
the Markus heitz books about the dwarves and the Albae (no idea how they are called in english, the anti-elves-whatever) are awesome. At the same time some other Autors made books about Halflings, Elves, Orks, Ogres. But most of them have nothing to do with each other.
He also lived in the UK and most likely knew a hell of a lot more scots than he did Jews.
And going by stereotypes at the time, Dwarves are closer to scots. Just like Hobbits are the English.
>Would I date an orc woman? Going to watch arena battles with her? Going out to eat in fancy, dimly-lit restaurants with soft mood music in the background? Meet her parents and family and have a good time bar-b-queing steaks and burgers with her dad while she and her mom catch up on the latest day-to-day life? Curl up next to a fire on a cold winter night and just enjoy each other's company? Get married to her and have a few kids to raise into great warriors? Grow old together in the quiet countryside blissfully enjoying the scenery?
fuck mang I feel all fuzzy inside now
Yeah, it's the scots whose language is structured around tri-consonantal roots and mourn by sitting in their homes, tearing their clothes, and not getting up for seven days.
It's the scots who are a scattered, wandering people, taken in by societies but always in the outsider role.
>Nah, I'd just fuck her and leave.
You must be a goblin.
Well, many parts of orcish culture tend to be based on their physiology, such as a much more powerful average physique or low natural life span. You could just make them humans with those traits, but eh, people like orcs and those wouldn't really fit people's image of humans.
>implying I didn't ignore the punchline on purpose because I want to feel fuzzy
You're no craftsman, you suck
You're a mediocre piece of shit, you can't even smelt
I've been crafting 41 years
I'm a left handed blacksmith
You go, get the fuck out
Get the fuck out (rears up trash bag of holding as man crafts an axe poorly)
>trash bag of holding
Well played, I guess.
It's always a sad sight when one of your dwarves goes insane.
>Jews don't like to fight
Have you even read the Bible?
A book doesn't go by when they aren't exterminating a tribe or two while begging God to help them.
Tolkien Dwarves don't drink - at least, they don't drink nearly as much as the stereotype. They're a grim, hard and decidedly *sober* people.
Yes, for the reasons I have stated that is why I think Dwarves are Scottish.
Yes, by citing a bunch of stereotypes that don't exist in Tolkien and mostly entered the genre through Sword of Shannara and Warhammer.
Ergo, the conclusion that you didn't read Tolkien very carefully, or at all.
Bro I was agreeing with the idea that Jews love a good fight, the guy I was responding to said fighting was a "Scottish" thing, not a Jewish thing.
Live and let live I guess.
You're wrong to assume Dwarves are Scottish, but I doubt any of us will convince you otherwise, so I hope you have fun with your preconceptions.
>hot Orc women in settings where all the Orc men are barely sapient savages.
>He hasn't seen the instructions
everything about that image seems right to me
Is it so wrong that I perceive a fantasy race in a particular way?
I don't know shit about jews, never met a jew or read the bible. I do on the other hand live in Scotland and have lived my life as a scot, hearing all the jokes about how we're cheap and rowdy (Its fuckin true though)
Are you >>34462576?
If you're not, this isn't about you.
If you are, this isn't about how you perceive dwarves in general fantasy. This is about how you claimed Tolkien designed dwarves. People called you out, proved you wrong, and now you're trying to claim something else?
>Is it so wrong that I perceive a fantasy race in a particular way?
What's wrong is that you're making factually erroneous statements, by saying Tolkien drew on scottish stereotypes to make Dwarves a certain way, when Dwarves don't have those stereotypes in his work.
Because heavy drinking in more associated with elves than dwarves in Tolkien, and the dwarves are explicitly acknowledged to be pretty crappy fighters, Thorin and co set out without a weapon between them, and Thorin does his damage to the trolls in that fight in the beginning of the hobbit with a branch he pulled from their fire. Gimli's the only example of martial prowess, what with his 42 kills at the Hornburg, but even he remarks that he doesn't want to tangle with the Dunlandings, that they're too tall and have too much reach on him. You know, ordinary human semi-barbarians.
... would you not?
Is your flabby body unprepared for true snu-snu?
Ffs, I didn't know tolkein said that he based his dwarves on Jews, dwarves seemed to fit scottish stereotypes of the time.
I was putting forward an opinion that was wrong and in the case of
I was responding to >>34462851
>Why I think dwarves are scottish
How would you even go about designing a race with such extreme sexual dimorphism that one or both genders would prefer to mate with other species?
> Would you an X?
> implying /tg/ would ever say no
I wouldn't, because that is some magical realm bullshit right there.
If they have extreme sexual dimorphism, they would be attracted TO that dimorphic trait. Thus the Pretty Orc girl would be attracted to huge hulking brutes, and humans would look unappealing to her.
>everyone is posting green elves or at best half-orcs
In profile, orcs are thicker than humans, their frames are comparatively a bit more hunched and squat, their faces are rounder, and their features are less defined. Or at least that's just the way I like them.
it's the truth, I forced myself through the first one, desperately hoping it got better. It didn't The second was even worse. I wish it was a "Black Company" for orcs.
>I would orc man or woman.
There is actually a book called Wizards.
It's a collection of short stories about wizards. Imagine that. There's also one called Warriors and one called Rogues. Gardner Dozois and George R.R. Martin put them together.
I bet races in Fantasy and Scifi with hooves or no legs (nagas, etc) can have pretty extreme foot fetishes. Or lactation/nipples if they don't have those. Especially sweating if they can't sweat.
The first one is clearly about having a thing for Scots. Apparently a lot of women do based on the romance section of the bookstore I work at.
The latter, I dunno. Middle easterners, I guess?
WoW orc women are actually more orcish than the average
>Why's it always "Fever"?
because it passes. Or if they're racist they're also saying that its an illness and that only a person that is sick could want that.
Same with calling something a fetish, can just mean something rare that they like or could be a way for someone to denigrate the source of their lust while still pining for it.
Sure I could fuck the shit out of her in the roughest way possible and she would be okay with it.
females were never hunched as far as i can remeber, aside from undeads and tauren girls, but orcs, trolls, blood elves and goblin females, arent hunched
the new male models are still hunched my friend, dont know why they dont make taurens with a normal back just a like any other minotaur, same with orcs, they draw them un-hunched but ingame they are, also trolls they are they tallest race but this doesnt show unless they stand still and they dont do this too often, as for undeads, i would preffer them slightly leaned but not hunched
they didnt hunched the blood elves because they were the "pretty" race of the horde
She's actually kinda cute in a strange way.
thanks but, it isnt online right?
no it wasnt bait, i literaly dont know about the game, but if we talk about world of warcraft i might have some knowledge to share
>Hey, some people totally do live under rocks.
well, i guess i cant say anything to defend myself about it
>Orc thread, remember?
i actually dont have many females, but heres my small contribution
We have TES threads regularly on this board. There's a constant general on /vg/. /v/ probably talks about it occasionally but that place is a cancerous shithole so I don't blame you for not being there.
How the fuck did you miss all the launch advertisement anyways? 11.11.11 was a big fucking deal for them.
>you do not want to play it. Trust me.
ok i trust you, heh, ill see where i can download the normal skyrim game and give it a try, thanks
all i can say is dont watch much tv cus i actually dont have one on my room
It's on Steam - buy
or piratethe legendary edition, it has all the official DLC. One for vampire hunting and crossbows, another for comfy housing, and the last is 100% references to a past entry in the series that'll go completely over your head. /tg/ has a lot of TES threads, I recommend stopping by one next time it pops up.
Still doesn't have to be TV.
Also just go to /vg/ or something and ask in the general about the game. Most people are going to tell you to at least play the previous 2 installments of the game as well, if not before you play Skyrim.
I mean you don't have to, but I would recommend it. Also the lore for the game is completely fucking insane and I love it but the games themselves suck dick at telling it so read the fucking in game books.
>previous 2 installments
Previous 4 installments. And only ask /vg/ for help modding it or for lewd/waifu mods. They're absolutely useless otherwise. Hell, if you're not avatarfagging/namefagging they might not even respond.
I said most people and at least. Key fucking words there. Few people are going to tell you to work your ass to make Arena or Daggerfall work. Also tesg does have a website that has a good modlist and basically teaches you everything. It should be in their OP.
yeah i was just reading about the additional content on wikipedia, seems nice
thanks about it too, i still dont know about getting the books, reading on a pc burns my eyes
David. If you kill him, he will win.
Although it depends on which gender drives sexual selection - For example peahens like peacocks with big flashy tails, but there doesn't seem to be a similar selective trait in the females, because it's the females who choose who mates with them. So if in orcish society the males pick females on the basis of how un-orcish they appear while the females get no say in who they mate with then there is biased sexual selection. (It would also some way to explaining all the rape and half-orcs - orc males encounter humans or elves and assume they are super feminine orcs so commence sexy times and don't take no for an answer because orc women don't say no)
This is not my magical realm, honest
>you will never be snuggling with your naga gf one night
>she will never timidly ask you if she can touch your feet
>you will never oblige her and hold back a smile at her adorable look of puzzlement as she inspects them
>you will never answer her silly questions about how they work and feel
>you will never try not to laugh as she plays with your toes
Why even live?
what if there are no female Orcs and they breed like Oglaf barbarians, and the rape of other species womenfolk is just them showing the superiority of men in general and Orcs in particular. The closest you can get to your Orc-waifu is a half-Orc one.
but then that means all the orcs would die off. leaving only half-orcs. Then they would die off and only leave 1/4th orcs and so on.
Where would we be without fullblooded orcs?
I need more of this
>hijab-wearing orc gals
I need this more
> TFW I'm okay looking but short
> Have a thing for tall girls
> Orc girls are probably at least around 6'6" commonly
> I will never be pinned down and have my dick rode by a horny orc gal
Why /tg/, why was I born to feel
Well I believe I'm in a range of 5'6"-5'8" and I dated a girl that was 5'11" and another that was 6'2". Both of them liked being dominated but sometimes they'd take control and damn man, good times.
The Dwarves are not crappy fighters. Thorins company were a bunch of nobodies and coal miners who happened to be friends with an Orphan who had some distant claim on a throne currently being used as a pillow by a giant Dragon.
The Dwarven Army that shows up for the Battle of Five Armies isn't considered a great threat because, while individually experienced in combat, the Dwarves had only fought Goblins in confined tunnels, and had no idea how war on the surface worked. They reveal this by putting their slow and unwieldy army composed entirely of Heavy Infantry in a position where they can be easily out-maneuvered, which several Elves and Humans remark on.
>The Dwarven Army that shows up for the Battle of Five Armies isn't considered a great threat because, while individually experienced in combat,
>the Dwarves had only fought Goblins in confined tunnels, and had no idea how war on the surface worked.
>They reveal this by putting their slow and unwieldy army composed entirely of Heavy Infantry in a position where they can be easily out-maneuvered, which several Elves and Humans remark on.
>tfw the films likely won't mention this
Didn't you hear? The film has a teaser trailer showing a light, agile Dwarven horde with some kind of retarded giant animal they're using for Calvary instead of grim, disciplined formations of heavily armored infantry.
Because Peter Jackson gives no fucks at all.
They are not exceptionally so. In D&D even the males don't come much taller than 6'3", in TES nords and high elves are taller than orsimer. 6'6" is tall as fuck for an orc. You overestimated
Not even that guy, anon-kun
Just pointing out that
Are always a shitty thing to make when we're talking about something that exists in nearly every fantasy setting.
See >>34461862 Posted the mods and such I used there. As for a more specific guide? Well, eh. The only real thing you need to think about is making the face look symmetrical, since good symmetry is what makes a face attractive. And Raceplus is useful for removing those ridges Orsimer have if you don't like them by allowing you to change to another races complexion, which I did with my orc. Also, only keep Raceplus esp ticked when you're using it for your character creation, since it mucks around with a lot of presets a lot of people can suddenly start looking wierd.