How to make the Emperor great again.
Cause nobody likes him as Autistic Manipulator,
except Chaosfags, who will never admit, the in
the end, Horus was very, very sorry for what he did.
>>53821181
Very simple.
Simply have him learn after 10K years that he fucked up as both father and leader for being too secretive, manipulative and treating his own sons as literal tools.
When Roboute found out the latter, something broke in him.
>>53821181
He should go the way of every great band in the history of music.Unplugged.
>>53821238
>sons
/tg/ does your group lack cohesion, do you have a resident that guy? I present to you my method for dealing with these problems and others.
>>53818822
tell us your ways
>>53818822
I can't wait to hear this. This is going to be great.
Redpill me on the best meta for this.
>>53818659
Always play second
Always start at a corner if you have to be first
>>53818659
https://warosu.org/tg/thread/14166446
Works every time:
>place two in a vertical line
>shove dick in third hole
>put two more above dick
>take out dick
>connect 4 and win
>facefuck opponent
I checked the official rules guys. The game doesn't prohibit dick-junctioning. Your opponent may get angry that their mouth is full of cum and they may even call the cops but jail's not that bad if you remember you're a winner with a clean mouth.
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>>53818481
What a shit thread.
>>53818534
Let's fix that.
You're welcome
Neat. You take these?
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>>53817431
>Draw seven cards
>>53817431
Looks real, but isn't that the Conspiracy symbol?
>>53817456
That's ixalan's set symbol
He's obviously a bard with Indefinite madness.
>>53816812
But it's blue and black in all of those?
>>53816825
Is it?
>>53816839
Assuming you're not colorbline or retarded, yes.
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>>53809722
What do you think of latest revelations about mystic and artificer? Apparently, they'll get another revision soon (TM), after which they'll be AL legal.
>>53815934
I like both as classes. Artificer should be easy enough to fix.
Mystic needs more then one patch before it's okay, has too many abilities to be able to catch every possible broken combo in 1 revision.
Is it absolutely necessary to have a paladin and cleric in the party for Curse of Strahd?
So I find myself liking the edge/fate mechanic of other systems, letting you reroll if you get a particularly catastrophic case of RNG. How overpowered would it be to give everyone (including notable NPCs, and possibly groups of enemies) 3 free rerolls per plot point/session? The player would have to reroll with the exact same modifiers as before, so if he had disadvantage, he'd reroll with disadvantage and ditto for advantage.
Thoughts? Anyone used anything like this in a D&D campaign?
What's a great way of coming up with really weird powers for big villains, with really esoteric uses?
Anyone got any stories of villains with really weird powers?
Stuff that you can use to asspull some ridiculous changes in the situation of the encounter.
>>53815826
thanks
>>53815747
You posted the best.
Beyond jojo stand styled stuff just take a power, make it ambiguous, and then apply ot everywhere
"I switch the traits of two things I touch" can be anything from "If I touch this cat and this camera, the cat starts recording, to "If I touch this dude and this rock, there's now a corpse here and the rock now has dreams of becoming a guitarist for the Rolling Stones,
>>53815747
I can just start listing some of the powers from our Jojo campaign:
>has the power to reopen long-healed wounds, along with giving the victim a flashback of when they initially got the wound
>can literally hit someone into next week
>can teleport any liquid he drinks into the mouth of anyone within 30 feet
>can weaponize any object the user touches, the resultant weapon is always vaguely shaped like the original object
>can turn any object into a phone, complete with annoying ringtone
>alters the thermal conductivity of whatever it touches
>opens a door, the next person who walks through it is either slammed to the ground or thinks that they're a dinosaur
>can combine objects based on what the objects' names were
Anyone else play the King Of The Hill table top game?
What's everyone's opinions on Dale's Pocket Sand ability? I feel like it's overpowered right now. I know it was brought in to counter Mr. Big themed Hank lists but it feels too strong again everyone else.
It basically neuters my Billdozer list because I can't get the charge off with Bill without fucking Pocket Sand stopping me in my tracks.inb4 don't play Billdozer fuck you I like him
Pocket Sand is perfectly legit and not overpowered at all compared to That's My Purse.
I think people really underestimate John Redcorn's Sneak ability, especially if you put enough shaman counters on him. He can easily bypass Dale's defenses and rid Nancy of any "headache" counters.
This is a good thread, please don't let it die while I'm at work.
At least you can use female models to counter That's My Purse. Unless you bring Ventriloquist Bobby, Dale is basically untouchable now.
Are there any good systems for modern action movie-like games? I know about Feng Shui but I don't care for its lore and how limited the archetypes are, I like Cyberpunk 2020s lore but its system is a bit meh on a lot of stuff and the Netrunners are cancer. What else is out there?
>>53812331
Twilight 2000?
>>53812331
ORE
Mini six/open D6
>>53812701
Which edition is best? I got 2.2 and a few source books at a con but haven't read it.
>>53812707
What makes these good choices?
I looked at anvil industries but they're too small scale for 40K.
Also what are some good Inquisitor counts as models?
>>53807877
I use the lads from Warzone Mutant Chronicles. They make a fine base for a good IG/IQ model. Pretty cheap and easily available from Prince August.
>>53807877
>I looked at anvil industries but they're too small scale for 40K.
That's a bummer. I thought they advertised as being compatible with 40k scale? See pic.
>>53809222
I used them too. I bought their 80 soldiers for $30 deal back in the day, and I don't think i still have gotten through all of them.
But I don't think you can get them anymore. Prince August no longer has the rights to sell warzone stuff since the game was rebooted by... modiphius? i cant remeber the name of the company that handles it now.
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>>53807482
>Ever used a non splat gamebook?
Does gypsies count?
Thousand Years of Night when?
>>53807482
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>>53799753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
>When your group has to sneak into a luxury home and it turns out inside there's no actual cameras or other security, it's all outside
>Figure this will be easy, get our infiltrator in, have him spike wine, then take some nude photos and steal a ring, standard stuff
>Infiltrator gets in
>I (the decker) notice that motion sensor lights are turning on and off a lot
>Turns out the lesbians living here have like 3 fucking lapdogs
>throws us through a fucking loop because this is a sneaking mission and these things are loud borkboxes
>Infiltrator manages to spike wine undetected, but he has to hurry once they both pass out so decides fuck it dogs can bork
>Infiltrator strips orc lesbo, gets a time stamp and some photos, all while three tiny lapdogs are yapping (represented by the GM blasting gabe the dog music remixes), questioning his life choices all the while
>hints on set after HoD
>iconic masters
>25th anniversary masters
>goblins vs merfolks
>core sets
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this so much stuff in just one video
The video
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>>53799154
Un-stable
Return to Dominaria
FTV: Transform
25th anniversary master set
>>53799154
Fuck that!
WE HAVE A NEW UN- SET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>mfw