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>>55292927
I conceded before allowing a trigger that required me being in the game to resolve.

The last time I played with my friends, everyone had enough clones or originals of tax cards, such as Augustine or Spelltithe Enforcer to cancel one another out, but after the second Augustine I couldn't cast.
A few turns in, I couldn't cast Fog unless I paid an additional six and/or sacrificed three permanents of some sort.

>>55292927
>What's the most spiteful play you've ever made?

not really spiteful, just took over a guys zurgo and killed him with it, resulting in him sperging out and kept mumbling about blue being a shit color and focusing me the next game

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>>55292627
There is nobody more Lawful Neutral

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Who said Lawful Neutrals can't have a sense of humor?

>>55292746
I wish we would get another one with him, I actually liked it

By having better rules

>Barbarian adventures so he can brag about it.
>Bard adventures so he has another story to tell.

Get on this level.

>>55292473
Personally I play my monks like barbarians. On an eternal quest to find the perfect opponent.

>>55292252
males have TWO penises.
females have three

>>55292288
I'm stealing this.

>>55292252
You stole my art for my character!

You look like you were drawn by that spirals guy.

You don't happen to do something spiraly... right?

I got a feeling this is all gonna be spiraling down towards something terrible.

>>55292258
Are you implying some sort of twisted plot?

>>55335824
Stop being a fucking autist.

Pull excuses out of your ass or just say "because nobody thought of that".

>why does the military don't use a "sending" spell?
Because they don't have one? Because even in 3.5, casting a sending spell costs, what? 450 gp? That's half the cost of a house. Why wouldn't he just pay some messenger a few silver to do it? Now is it through dangerous territory? Okay you need to send some mercenaries. Which cost 2 sp per day to hire. The characters probably cost a few gold per day to hire. Nothing on the order of four hundred fifty fucking gold to deliver a 25 word message. Sending is the most worthless goddamn spell unless you are contacting other planes with it. There's a reason it was cut down to level 3 in 5e.

Also
>implying your army even has a wizard of that level
>implying the wizard wouldn't just fly over to deliver the message in person
>then fireball the opposing forces under the effects of greater invisibility

For gods sake
>I continuously find myself trying to come up with different excuses as to why anything couldn't be solved with magic.
Everything can be solved with magic, in 3.5. But magic is also rare and expensive as fuck. So unless you REALLY need magic for something, you're not going to use it.

>>55335922
Well, we are playing 5e, so magic is not really that expensive. Thay may be the part of the problem.

>>55335907
My players don't question such things. I am just trying to satisfy myself so "nobody thought of that" thing doesn't work for me as even I can think of it.

Would it break the game to cap even the most powerful npcs to level 6 or something?

>>55290950
First for Sigmarines are actually not bad.

So what's everyone eyeing up in the gw line of products atm? Currently looking at the KO ironclad.

>>55290999
trips confirm

>>55334118
As an outsider looking in, how much does the narrative change depending on who wins the most battles, and what faction is playing them? The Eldar are mentioned in this write-up, am I to assume this means the most common alien faction was Eldar, and they mostly fought Chaos with a little Imperium? Would the narrative have changed if the most common alien faction was, say, Necron?

>>55334118
>So, how is GW going to deal with this in regards to advancing the plot?
They announce the system that barely anyone had heard of before, safely and securely fades back into obscurity.

Campaign Starts
>Majority of your player base is Imperium
>Space Marine & Grey Knight Codex released
>Primaris Marines released (which can be taken in any army)
>Double points for buying new models
>All new models are Imperium
>Last day addition to Chaos is Death Guard (Fuck me for playing Iron Warriors right?)

How is GW going to deal with this in regards to advancing the plot?

Looks like just as planned to me.

>>55330141
The Indians created a weapon like that, it already exists.

Yell from Akikan.

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>>55330141
A Katar?

Not very. At least not that design. Maybe if there was a knuckle guard and a grip. Like a actual Katar. THAT was used as an actual side arm for a while

>>55330017
that is a perfectly sensible method of gauging a potential girlfriend.

I usually don't wait for them to go to the bathroom first though.

I personally would be worried by that much stuff in the same universe without much in the way of other works to break it up.

that said, if you like 40k enough then. Good for you, you snagged a good one.

>>55330017

>Ravenor being placed before Eisenhorn
ugh... it hurts

>>55330203

That's not actually a girl's bookshelf.

>>55330017
I mean, that's about the same number of shelves as my spouse has devoted to Magic cards, so...seems fine.

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>>55290538
4U

The Imperium is going to win the Konor campaign. How does this make you feel?

>>55290538

I like the way they painted the flies/warpflame.

Like your life desssu

>>55290385
>pirate creature
Lol

>>55290385
I like the card, and I don't think it's bad in itself. All the abilities do something good. Of course, being a 6-mana spell it's automatically probably not effective in competitive constructed settings.

Do I have to be a nerd to understand the pyramid building parts of the Pyramids? Because I feel like I have to be a nerd.

>>55290251
I miss him

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>>55290275
I think it's a piss take of the Ancient Aliens idea. That it couldn't possibly have been ancient man that made them because everyone before Rome were clinically retarded and incapable of maths or feats of engineering.

Also the magic of True Names taken to an unusual place. The true name determines not just the label of a thing but the properties of a thing. Change some of the name of it and it changes the properties. Thus change the weight value to 0 and you can pull a 40 tonne block behind you on a rope like big square balloon.

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>>55290176
Those are rookie characters. Here's what I have to put up with.
>Fallen aasimar paladin of conquest
>Pureblood yuan ti long death monk
>Tiefling warlock of the raven queen
>Dragonborn mystic
>And a human fighter

>>55290176
Stop playing Pathfinder maybe?

>>55290176
Why are you letting you letting one player take a template?

>>55328518
A-G, but I is also acceptable.

O

>>55328518

F for sure.