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>Question:
Are any of you planning a elder game now?
>5th editons cliffnotes
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>>53949113
I might be now but have to finish my current game first. Then I have to convince my players to give dark ages a shot. Probably will dangle elder status as a carrot
>>53949113
>Are any of you planning a elder game now?
I am unsure if i am going to start in the dark ages and have a fast paced game or if i am going to start in modern nights.
Is the C20 book available for public (non-backer) sale yet, and if not, when? I've seen the deluxe edition pop up for sale in a few places and the pdf for download, but not much else.
it's never gonna come out, is it?
Doubt it. If it does, it'll likely to be disappointing somehow.
>liberal whiner can't finish the job
Is anyone surprised?
>>53949104
Supposedly it's largely out of his hands at this point in development and the actual crunch folks are slacking.
>"Your brutal greatsword slices cleanly through the bandit leader's tattered leather armour killing him."
>"The remaining bandits are terrified and scatter in an attempt to flee back into the forest."
"Fuck sake DM why do bandits always flee, they should fight to the death!"
From my last session of 5e
I didn't see anything wrong with this encounter, kill the LOW level bandit leader the even lower Bandit mooks retreat. Seemed perfectly reasonable and what you'd expect to have happen.
Am I doing something wrong here?
>>53947208
>Fuck sake DM why do bandits always flee, they should fight to the death!
This is a statement that a person actually said in real life and you didn't just make it up for the purpose of this thread.
>>53947208
Just give them exp as if they had defeated all of the bandits and they'll shut up
>>53947208
the problem propably is they want exp/ or slightly longer fights.
Introduce some greenskins with their leader in back with a whip to keep the weaker ones in line or send some undead at them
What do you think gork n mork said to khorn after the daemons left Octarius ?
>>53946209
"You's a stupid git"
"An' a weak 'un too"
>>53946209
Nothing, because they went to sleep after the Beast was defeated and Ghazhgul hasn't woken them up yet.
>>53946209
http://thecursedrpg.angelfire.com/
I...I don't know what to make of this shit.
The character sheet's ugly as shit, a character's starting wealth is determined by the sum of all their stats (so having good Health makes you poorer?) and there's a whole lotta weird esoterica that feels like it'd be a better alternate setting for nWoD or UA than this system.
>>53946003
>having good Health makes you poorer?
Well you had to spend money to get that health, didn't you?
>>53946015
But how does having a potent Soul make you poor? Is it like UA where hobos are prime magicians?
Oh man, I remember when the Alpha Draconians invaded in 2015 and tried to take over. Crazy times, man.
THEY DID IT AGAIN REEEEeeeeeeeeEeEEeEeeee
>>53945680
Well, let's see it, op.
Oi! watz dat 'umie OP iz zoggin about?
>>53948417
IT'S RIGHT THERE REEEEEEEE
>>53952417
EEEEeeeeeeeeee
An evil, near-godlike being was sealed away by the good guys in the dawn of time. Now he's freed by some upstart bad guys that know not what they are doing at all. The forces of good tremble.
But then it turns out the evil force doesn't want to do villainy anymore. He's done like a million years and wouldn't want to go in for another round. Maybe he's even contemplated all his villainy and realized he was in the wrong, and no longer has his heart to it.
What sort of shenanigans could he get into instead?
Recruit a group of teenagers with attitude to fight another ancient evil
>>53944400
>becoming a vintner to create the greatest port ever; a wine as dark as his heart and as sweet as desire.
>>53944400
Start a localized agribusiness using a peer-to-peer distribution system for goods and support that leads to greater profit margins while simultaneously allowing for greater intelligence sharing about upcoming crop trends and agricultural innovations, letting it's members both be ready to take advantage of emerging market trends while staying at the head of the game in advanced farming technologies.
In your opinion, what 1-handed weapon goes best with a BIG FUCKIN' SHIELD?
Assume you can't 1-hand a greatsword, since we all know that would be the most cool and good option.
>>53943320
A gun. Preferably something hefty.
>>53943320
a spear
>>53943320
a laser cannon, the size of you
Paizo Games General /pgg/ (Pathfinder & Starfinder)
High STR edition
What were your BIGGEST character concepts?
/pgg/ link repository: https://pastebin.com/JLu5xXML
current playtests: https://pastebin.com/quSzkadj
Old Thread: >>53937505
But we already have
Starfinder General /sfg/: >>53937451
Pathfinder General /pfg/: >>53942059
>>53942213
Fuck off, polls showed people prefer /pgg/ over split threads. There's no reason for this split thread shit.
>>53942226
Polls showed you're a whiny fucking bitch who needs to chill the fuck out.
Alright /tg/, whats it gonna be? Chaos or The Imperium?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13254152
Bonus points if the reason why your army is there is fluffy.
Bump because interested.
>>53941698
The Steel Legion of Armageddon will be there. In all our averagely painted glory.
>>53941698
ORKZ IZ FER FIGHTIN AN WINNIN!!!
>Earth has long since perished due to the machinations of an ancient foe, and the last scattered remnants of mankind flee in titanic bioships through the stars.
>>53941566
Been done, apart from the bioships
What else you got?
>>53941643
Not him but
>Earth was consumed by an alien world harvesting ship
>the remaining humans live in the machinery of the enormous alien ship
>their history is mostly legends and social organization is tribes
>humans survive, using strange tech and dealing with the myriad other species that have hitched a ride after having theirt worlds consumed
>>53941566
>>53941643
>The entire known universe is but the innards of some unfathomable, timeless, -thing-. It hates us.
>Be ForeverGM
>Learn how to enjoy GMing since nobody would ever run a game
>Run a game for 2-4 weeks
>Players get into it but either stop showing up for (reasons) or join other games run by people in the group
>This trend continues for the GMs of those games
>No game runs past a maximum of 5 sessions because of it
>Really want to run a large scale game that would (conceivably) last over a year
Paid GMing is such a stupid concept to me but is that the only way to get players willing to show up to sessions considering they're literally paying to be there? Even if so, would the only people who would ever pay be That Guys and minmaxers who couldn't get accepted anywhere else?
>>53939539
I've never even heard of paid GMing. What is this?
>>53939563
GM's require payment for the privilege of joining their shit game
>>53939589
That's fucking retarded.
What's up with dumb hats wizards wear? Does it do anything or is it a fashion thing?
>>53939400
It's a fedora.
>why does this lonely old hermit who buried his nose his whole life in books and arcana have such a weird fashion sense?
>>53939400
"Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery."
-Sir Terry Pratchett,Night Watch
Does your setting have a richly developed and interesting history? Can you sum it up in the form of a fun viral video script with lots of jingles?
>>53936542
Not yet. What bout yours OP?
>>53936542
I mean it's bullshit at times, but I'd like to think most bits are at least interesting to someone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
>>53936542
Pass my exams and ill have it done in a week
Think of a Space Marine chapter (chaos is okay).A marine of that chapter is now your room/house/dorm-mate. What happens?
>>53930741
>Brother, you were supposed to clean the bathroom ten minutes ago
>I'm sure a healthy amount of pain will help you meditate over your failures
>Bend over
>>53930741
Ahriman and I are gonna read so many fucking books and he'll probably kick my ass in MtG with some super stong red/blue deck
>>53930775
Fists?