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>>53926988
>Spiteful, giant-hating hypocrite and a bully. Good thing he is so small - like a little terrier whose barking everyone tolerates as harmless and cute.

>>53926988
> She rages and struggles and spits at the gods, but not even she knows the reason she still fights.

>>53926988
>Deep down he's afraid of everything. He hides behind indifference.

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>>53896674

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>being a ground pounder

>>53896679
>>53896674
Spare me your SoB story

First for hello Sleepylmaokhen3!

>>53853428
tfw you have the objectively best team logo

>>53854176
yeah i know that treeman looks smug as hell

Friendly reminder to all the European and Australian legionaries, warriors, immortals, and/or braves that it is -your- duty to keep the thread alive while Amerifats sleep.
The lifespan of unbumped threads at night is only 4-7 hours.

>>53778856
I was going to post some of my awful homebrew, but I was too slow. I will be sure to just make a quick shitpost beforehand next time.

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>>53778997
Good on you, commander, it's appreciated.

>>53981662
>this drednought

Rebuttal to the chap who said Ancient Primaris was useless, I saw a batrep yesterday where the Ancient was with two squads of Hellblasters.

Every time one died, it could put out a supercharged blast with no consequence - it really made a difference at key points for example where 2 or 3 went down and then killed the monstrous creature that got 'em

Why are R&H considered to be trash-tier now?

>>53975081
you have no idea how bad it really is.

>>53975104
40k humans being stupider than monkeys is pretty bad.

>>53975081
Sounds like the contemporary legal system and the institutionalization of attorneys. They're basically priests, with ritual and arcane language.

Not hard to imagine at all.

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>>53974458
yes half beholder's exsist. kinda. 3rd party book called "bastards and bloodline"

>>53974458
Basically, the fetus gets destroyed, if it gets created at all. The father's 'genetic material' disappears once the polymorph ends, even if it's already inside an ovum.

In the "official" setting, on the other hand, half-beholders do not exist. The closest thing is a cultist who grafts eyestalks on his head.

With regards to your Polymorph question, the sperm are still of the original race. I know this because it is noted in fluff that half-dragons arise from liasons between polymorphed dragons and their mortal lovers.

>>53970290
if anything, i try to make my characters as much of a Shmuck starting out as possible. i've yet to find a GM that would allow me to play as an Accidental Paladin.....

>>53970331

Because that sounds stupid as hell.

>>53970290
Is OP pic Shia LaBeouf

>>53969355

Not at all, what kind of tone are you going for?

>>53969404
Dark Fantasy.

everyone gotta eat nigga

Let's get this ball rolling.

>>53966666

goddamnit wrong field

>>53966666

Checked. It goes in the Options field.

>>53965618
Russ. Has no reason to be a cunt. Is a cunt anyway. Only gets away with said cuntyness due to having brothers who are justified cunts. At the end of the day they were all cunts to some degree barring the Khan, Sanguinius and Vulkan. Russ was just my least favorite flavor of cunt and Dorn conversely so. It's not even the wolf part that gets me, it's the viking part which gets played out with shallow iconography and themes, kind of like a bunch of frat boys playing dress up. The only fluff I like about the cunt is when he stops pretending to be drunk at his legion feast and tells the wolves he has shit to do and he must leave.

>>53965618
Mortarion is far and away the worst Primarch, in every way. He's not only a dick, he's a fuck up and a hypocrite. He only became Chaos because he sucked Horus' dick too hard even though he hated Chaos.

>>53965618
The Khan. Other then being at the seige of terra there is nothing notable about the khan or scars

>>53965225
That book was shit.

>>53965235

Shut your whore mouth, OP has good taste. Fifteen hours is the best BL book I`ve ever read. Not much compares.

Another favourite of mine was the second Felix&Gotrek book from Warhammer Fantasy, Skavenslayer.
I remember the first three books of the Horus Heresy to be decent as well.
Caiphas Cain is said to be decent, but I never read it and since Gaunts Ghosts (absolute drivel) is popular as well it might not mean much.

My favourite was Cadian Blood. The one with krieg soldiers fighting necroms was good too

>>53964677
I play Tau because I was a 15 year old weeb when the army was released and it's taken me nearly 15 years to paint them.
I recently purchased the Dark Vengeance boxset on release day (seems recent...when did it come out?) and will most likely be finished assembling and painting a small Dark Angels detachment sometime in 2032.

>>53964677
1. Tau. I got into them in 5th edition because I loved the look and aesthetic of their model range, and it only got better over time. I realized I liked their playstyle too. Shooting but melee weakness.

2. See above.

>>53964677
1. Carnifex
2. Carnifex
yes i was sad since 3rd, but im happy now with 8th.

I hate the goblin = tech genius.
so mine are stealthy

>>53962422

What the heck is that little man on the right there? The one with the rhino-goblin face? Does it have an official name? Or is it just a generic, "weird goblin"?
I like it's design and am curious to know more about it.

>>53962842
http://dungeonsdragons.wikia.com/wiki/Dekanter_Goblin
http://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/block/Goblin,_Dekanter

>>53952163
Giant bug people that grow all their lives, their shells like regenerating armor. They can grant such armor to friends and other honored, and it will function as a self-repairing carapace plate mail - any armor, whether donated or natural, will rot away along with its wearer after death, which you can stop with magic and alchemy but that's necromancy and a sacrilege.

Gazelle people who run in a great marathon in the day and set up camp at night. They have forerunners who go to towns and advertise the runnings, which is how they scrape up money, considering they don't hunt

>>53952163
"Clones" are known only with this name, or sometimes they're called "The Numb". They were invented by a wizard based on his image. But they have no hair, no sexual organs, no nipples, no navels.
The wizard died long ago but his creations remained and more are generated by a perpetual spell every day.

They wander aimlessly with no need to eat or sleep. They don't feel pain and they have no emotions. They are in perpetual search for a master or a purpose.
They have no sense of touch and are immune to fire, ice, electricity and most magic.

They have smooth grey skin and their limbs are very weak, crumbling down after being hit.
Although they fall to pieces all of their body can grow back from their brain, which is hard as stone but can be destroyed.

They are easily possessed by spirits and demonic entities. People mistreat them often, or sometimes try to enslave them, but those weak willed enough to follow orders are usually prone to obey any command they hear, rendering them untrustworthy and easy to sway and steal.
Others are more conscious or even retain parts of the memories of the great wizard that created them etc. etc. etc.