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>>54214270
If it's a plain dragon, probably the fighter.
If it's one of those wizard dragons, probably the dragon.

Zero can take down dragons, and they were like, worst planes of the era.

>>54214270
>Who would win between a modern fighter and a dragon?
Depends on so many factors and circumstances that your question is reduced to nothing more than a meaningless argument starter.

>>54195264
Horseshoe crabs ARE pretty cool though...

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>>54195264
Did something speak without being spoken to?

I basically did this in a dawn of worlds game once.

>>54248913
Trixie

>>54248913
Brick Pecssteel.

>>54248913
Tiffany.

>open /tg/
>search ss13
>50 seconds ago


NICE

I have nothing to contribute but good going champ

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So, where do you spehssmen play these days? Any servers that aren't shit?

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For what purpose

>>54248374
They don't actually play 5e. They all improv act make it up as they go along in an attempt to salvage their dying careers , just like every other crit role / Chris Perkins style 'celebrity' game.

>>54248374
why hasn't this episode happened yet?

DM is a mischievous Frank, throwing impossible challenges at the party to kill them all sooner so he can go bang some hoor

dennis - bard/sorc/paladin anything high cha obvs

dee - warlock, tries to be all sexy with her fiendish patron, fails

mac - monk, kung fu master

charlie - home-brew class, alchemical glue-sniffer

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>>54248374
>This lot sit around a table for a rousing session of 5e. Who does what?


>Always Sunny in Philadeplphia meets fantasy
>a comedy about terrible people doing terrible things and getting into terrible situations meets fantasy
So, basically Konosuba?

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Core rulebook

Never heard of them

>it's internet "Literally who" thread number 9478381

>>54247152
I don' t know them. I don't care to know them.

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First for Sonic Dreadnoughts

Disregard Guardfags/Acquire thread diversity

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>>54245903
Well, people who see their lycanthropy as a curse and have the money for space travel might move to planets without moons rather than lock themselves in the cellar every night.

>>54245965
Ok then allow me to rephrase the question that went over your head. My fault sorry.
If a group of werewolfs wanted to rampage on a ship, like for example, for selling said ship afterwards, how can they maximize their chances of catching said ship without getting fucked when the ship gets drowned in Wolfbanegas.

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>>54245903
>The most common chemicals used for cloud seeding include silver iodide, potassium iodide and dry ice (solid carbon dioxide).

Note the silver falls with the water molecules as snow or rain

>>54245831
The party gets cursed in an early session (a villain, cursed loot, whatever) and they can't go more than a certain distance away from each other without bad shit happening to them (choose how punitive you want it to be from, say, nausea, to dropping dead). The curse gets progressively more intense as time goes on, enforcing a time limit of sorts to limit dickery on their part.

It isn't ideal, but they sound like the kind of idiots who need to be handcuffed to the plot railroads.

>>54245831
Just tell them that this isn't a videogame, this is a teamwork game.
Also, if a PC wants to do something not wanting yo involve the others, then present them a challenge that they cannot overcome alone and "force" them either to quit or to involve the other PCs

>INB4 hurr durr don't play Dee&Dee

>>54246023

Ironically enough I was going to do something similar in my first campaign

>First adventure gets them cursed by big bad
>Then they have freedom to try and pursue the cure, the bad, or just say fuck it while they slowly lose their souls to eldritch horrors

Problem is, they weren't leaving the damn town to even go on the first adventure a few minutes away. I since learned from my mistakes since then- but it can be very difficult thinking on the fly without the others realizing you haven't prepared for them!

It got so bad that I was going to make the love interest of one of the players a psychotic cultist just to get him interested in the shit around him... problem is, once I started dropping signs of doing so he lost interest. In hindsight, I should have made her get captured. Fug

The Castlevania show on Netflix has inspired me.

Please, tell me the secrets to the Bugbearmont

>>54245750
Is it decent?

>>54245750
THERE'S A CASTLEVANIA SHOW ON NETFLIX?

debatable

"Malal" isn't because GW doesn't have that copyright anymore.

"Malice" kinda exists through the Sons of Malice but he's never directly mentioned.

tinfoil hat: he's actually the hive mind

>>54245424
The hivemind is just malice. Tyranids are Warp Demons from the void beyond the stars. They didn't actually 'come' from any other galaxy, they are spawned by the nothingness of Malice (who represents that complete absence of emotion and life beyond the reach of the galaxy)

>>54245414
Still nowhere, everywhere.

>>54245215

You think this because you started in 6E and 7E, the shittiest and worst rules in the history of the game.

>>54245233
I seriously feel like this is said for every fucking edition of these games.

>>54245248
>because every edition is shit

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>>54244535
I think you mean KEITH THOMPSON thread.


>HAVELOCK OLIPHANT, ESQ.

>Responsible for supplying the majority of opium to both camps of the Crimean War, this member of the landed gentry is managing to fritter away the remains of his estate despite the substantial income gleaned from his illicit activities. Charming and well mannered despite being severely histrionic, Mr. Oliphant fluidly conducts affairs throughout the world under the comforting umbrella of Pax Brittanica. Being an 8th degree mason, he also enjoys exceptional privileges ranging from skirting inspections on imports to being provided an audience with many invaluable functionaries in the Empire. An excellent rider, Mr. Oliphant enjoys fox hunting on his family estate when at home

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>>54244575
I like how he manages to be edgy and grimdark but not come across as trying too hard in most cases.

>NECROTIC COLOSSUS

>Towering hulks of reshaped and animated flesh are a common sight in the Northern Steppes. Once terrifying siege engines employed in the Horizon Upheavals, a prolonged spate of peace has seen them decommissioned and adapted to cultural rituals. This specific necrotic collossus is actually functioning as a nomadic funeral temple. A site of excarnation that can follow tribes in their caravans, the collossus, once directed by a whip cracking beast master, is now only directed by two weary oxen.

And some music to go with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBA_5mD0bnw

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>>54244589
>NECROMANCER

>Madame Theodosia hearkens from the Aeolian islands and is part of a long lineage of necromancers. Growing up in a family with a long tradition of raising the dead, she was uncharacteristically shaken to learn of her barrenness, and in a rather emotional state vowed to give birth, if not to a new life, then to an already passed life. For this purpose she had found assistance in fashioning a steel, pressurized womb in which the souls of the freshly dead were to be trapped and condensed. This gestating entity came to be referred to in hushed tones as The Collect. The expectant mother now unnerves her followers with a detached resignation towards her eventual agonizing death; a necessity to feed her newborn babe in a self-sacrificial fashion akin to a mother spider.

>>54244037

It grows on trees.

>>54244037
Pizzas are summoned from a higher plane by priests of Za in a ritual that involves immolating offerings of dough, cheese, tomatoes, and other foodstuffs in an oven. They are believed to be fragments of the god Za himself, hence "pizza", from "piece of Za". The cult of Za is wildly popular, and its temples are a common fixture in most towns. Even fairly small villages often having several different temples of various Za sects competing for the devotion of the populace.

>>54244037
It's orcish food. Fairly common in orc communities in bigger cities and logging camps, but not so much in mining towns. It's usually grilled instead of baked and sold by the slice. Places that bake it are typically more fancy.