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>>54376943
Merasmus!

>>54376943
He's multiclassing.

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>>54376943
He's an ancient Sumerian Wizard, the fucker has literally been around since Gilgamesh's time, noted by his constant references to this time-period.

Oh right, and he's involved with a Demon Lord Clown.

If this is D&D, you never fuck with someone who is remotely related to any form of Jester in the game

By canon- D&D Jesters can-
>Enter skill-based Jest Contests
>Use a Perform skill that isn't perform but earns more money than adventuring would in the Jester PrC to perform for outsiders for limitless money, artefacts and higher power connections
>Make giant waterdeep destroying fireball spewing skeletons despite being barred from necromancy as a school of magic that forced them to be acknowledged as a guild
>Juggle anything as a counter-attack
>Make you cry, laugh, or kill yourself via skill checks and perform
>Take everyone off guard because no one takes a fool seriously
>Blend in spellcasting in casual conversation as use of a bluff check, or just use the class feature which is Diarmunds last jest, the time the pinnacle of their kind cast power word kill in a room of people by accident, getting away with it because they thought it was a joke so funny it caused everyone to drop dead laughing
>Use absurdly broken magical items without worry
>Debuff you to hell and back
>Dangerously High Dex for hiding, acrobatics and fucking with people
>Great at magicians tricks, so counterspelling the cunts is impossible if they blend magic and actual performance acts well
>ARE IMMUNE TO THE CONCEPT OF INSANITY, yeah, the Far Realm, the Aboleth Capital City, just walts right in and say Bazinga.
>Can draw anything they want from a Deck of Many- anything

And now you're telling me there's a Demon Lord with levels towards these canon class features somewhere on an Abyssal lair.

Hey, imagine Cegorach, but now he's aligned with Chaos AND evil as active forces in the universe?
NNNNNNOOOOPE
[Bazinga]

>>54376138
>What's the worst monster to get surprised by?
Basilisk or some other death-glare type

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Worst? If you're a martial character probably a rust monster

>>54376138
>What's the worst monster to get surprised by?- 1 post shown.
Any kind of paralyzing mimic
Doppleganger \ changeling with powerful surprise round attacks
A squad of crossbowmen (assuming we can redo it as a single "mob" monster)

>Lee
>A Lich
He's clearly a vampire you pleb

>>54375188
He took many forms, only a powerful lich could accomplish such things.

>>54375188
>Not a gestalt multiclass

Self bump

Bump .?

>>54374630

You're starting from an incredibly flawed premise, and not giving us anywhere near enough information to go off, along with no reasons to contribute or care.

Rip nids I guess.

>>54374412
Feral world. Either establish an Imperial guard regiment, or maybe a Space Marine chapter starts recruiting from it.

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>>54374484
Most Hunters outpace the Space Marines in terms of sheer bullshit however, so I don't think that any augments they couldo offer would ever do anything for them. Neither would any weaponry or armor they would try to fit them with.

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>The darkness ever presses in, and we can't wake up.
>Can'tWakeUpCan'tWakeUpCan'tWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEWAKEUPWAKEWAKEUPWAKEWAKEUPWAKRUPWAKEUP

>>54373706
>The Centarian-Andronian alliance.
>A collection of already harvested species led by the PanPadre and very determined individuals.
>they travel through the cosmos on wings of steel and bodies of Adamant.

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Re-posting this.
>>Supposedly the name 'TIME' is a false one conceived by mortal beings across the multiverse to describe something they can never truly comprehend.
>The oldest sources refer to it as "Turemiesresquiasalmorquintessenceanathemissiance Islluminiarencetesancemorquiantennen MortemierderatellasquerrteryionallismoremparturientI'm El'Odim

>>54371274
If it's a new species evolving, anything we leave behind will have long eroded away, except maybe nuclear waste.

Any "amnesia" society is probably going to be hunter/gatherer, following the weather and food migration and ignore all the junk aside from using it as temporary residences or pieces of weapons.

The visual style you're probably going for would require people with moderate technical skills and education right away, but with no infrastructure or tools restore the old civilization. That thing in your picture is a tetanus and mold nightmare.

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>>54371764
>anything we leave behind will have long eroded away
Futuristic sci-fi materials could probably last a while. And I was thinking less natural evolved, and more like planet of the apes style accelerated evolution.

How long would it take an amnesia society to develop beyond the hunter-gatherer stage? Say they have knowledge to decipher the language of the ruins around them, there could be some helpful AIs and such still active withing some facilities to give them a head start on limited fields, and that kind of thing.

>>54371764
>anything we leave behind will have long eroded away

Depends on how long it's been after said apocalypse. There's structures from Roman times that are still around now and will continue to be for quite some time due to the materials in their construction. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_concrete#Material_properties

That being said, modern materials are much less durable. It is extremely unlikely you'll find anything lasting longer than a century without upkeep.

first for toshiro umezawa.

>>54371030
Are there any suggestions that the commander product will get more than the lackluster spoiler season that the last few have gotten?
dont they just full out spoil them a week before they release and do no other spoilers before then?
what a complete wet blanket

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>>54371030
>Ever play a commander who doesn't really pull their weight, or even necessarily even contribute? Did you end up with an OK deck/experience anyway?
many of the partner commanders are like this
its ok
I play a mono black Veldrane of Sengir deck because hes one good looking son of a bitch
its a fun deck I bring out against craw wurm metas it makes a lot of mana and plays big overcosted spells.

Communist revolution against cocky high elves in airships who throw shit at you cause you are ground dwelling peasants.

>>54368401
Stone monuments to forgotten men have begun to walk about the land. While many have taken to fortifying mortal settlements and defending them from disaster, rumor dwells among the travelers that an army of them has begun to form at the base of the Grey Throne, the mountain at the heart of the kingdom. The counsel of consoles has asked for information concerning these new Giants.

>>54368401
The nice fantasy world suddenly gets invaded by the serbs.

Orcs and other evil races join together with the nice races to fight this new menace.

>>54367078
This adds literally nothing to the story. Goddammit, I want to like this comic, but why does it have its head so far up its ass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-onWNxvSLVk

>>54367112
Because the comic's forums are filled with turbo-autists that screech whenever everything isn't meticulously explained in great detail. That's all, really.

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>>54367040

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>>54367040
>OP a pleb confirmed

>>54365216

Because everybody wants to be the captain in trek. Whereas in say, Star Wars there are differing archetypes that people tend to want. Do you want to be the farmboy ace pilot ? The charismatic smuggler? The sassy princess? The doesn't-speak-basic combat monster? With Star Trek somebody has to play the captain, and players generally don't like to play subordinate roles to other players. If you NPC the captain it feel more like a DMPC and railroading as the GM now has the final say in everything.

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Ay Yo
>Deactivates holodeck safety protocols
You tellin' me
>Transports the warp core onto the enemy bridge during negotiations
We wuz
>Replicates a larger replicator
Finna
>Argues with the GM in technobabble
Spacemen and shieeet?

>>54365254
But is that really so different from playing the party "face" in another setting?
As long as the space combat rules are robust, being the pilot or gunnery officer sounds good to me.

First for the First.

Why do people like Sanguinius?
>did nothing to put himself on a particularly high pedestal during the crusade
>was never noted as brilliant in any respect
>got his legs broken by a bloodthirster when fucking LORGAR beat the strongest one
>ran off to guilliman
>allowed himself to be crown traitor emperor
>finally got some sense knocked into him
>pulled a leeroy jenkins at terra despite having a legion to call on
>died like a bitch, barely accomplished anything
>everyone's acknowledged best primarch

>>54359833
/thread

>>54343325
Magitech cybernetics.
That's all I have so far.

Good idea by the way.

>>54343325
Put very simply. Gods are fueled/created mainly by worship and are very much frustrated by a chief overseer god who tries to keep divine influence away from mortals. Mortals get all kinds of mixed/unfinished signals from gods leaving them unsure of exactly what they want.

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>>54343325
Unique things about it:

>Sacrophysics justifies:
>Underdark-sized cave networks
>leyships.
>Anything with a single name can acquire a soul, from people to cities.

>dwarven geomancy allows for the cultivation of geodes into city-sized chambers
>international corpse smuggling fuels the war machine of the first lich and his crawling undersea necropolis, partially made of rotten flesh. Besides other things, it uses necromancy to create explosive undead, including whales.
>imperial bureaucracy uses around 30.000 seers to find out the worth of your taxes a month from now
>a nation of megatherium herders based on gaucho romanticism
>universal Soldier-esque frankstein-like steampunk cyborgs opress the populace serving a titanic analogic computer
>sea and moon goddess is a giant mermaid whose fins generate the sea currents. She spawns spell pearls and her bellybutton is a maelstrom leading to inseide the moon. It is hollow.
>orcs are unplayable bone-scarred necrogenic apes
>the war god's avatar is made of 300 soldiers acting in perfect unity
>Slavery is legal
>spontaneous combustion is diagnosed as a disease
>two gods don't exist 364 days of the year
>Repetition muskets
>a prison made from chained ship hulks in the midst of a lake
>therapeutic curses
>giant snakes made of corindon
>sea centipedes with fins instead of legs
>sultans are djinns and the superior caste of their land
>mountain dwarfs build citadels of pykrete
>two unique races
>kobolds are dragon larvae, one in a million actually evolves into a dragon.
>the above invented handheld rocket launcher baskets
>dwarven war shovels and steel bows
>samurai use firearms

AW FUCK YES

I always wanted to play this, anyone have a roll20 game going?

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What should the stats for a kong look like?

>>54327818
Hard to say, since Kongs come in all shapes and sizes.