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>>54314552
only Hackmaste has a greater erection for rules, tables, and crunch

>>54314552
If you don't enjoy rolling on tables, this game is obviously not for you.

Personally speaking, the way these tables are populated makes them very enjoyable.

Floating wheelchairs/ chairs enchanted to fly.

Beds enchanted to cleanse disease for the bards out there.

Wardrobes that dress their owners.

Self-defense furniture, ala Beauty and the Beast.

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>>54313921
> Couch of fitting.
A regular soft couch like 1.5 meters wide that can fit up to 100 people. Everyone sitting in the coach can interact with each other and nearby objects normally.

>>54313068
Shapeshifter rights party.
While they can pass as human, and enjoy the appropriate level of civil rights for their apparent race and social status, if they are discovered to be a 'shifter they are no longer afforded those rights...
Similar groups might exist for other "species" that can also blend into human society, eg. vampires.

>>54313068
>>54313068
Mormon raiders who attack and kill settlers that pass too close to Salt Lake City

Just like real history
>>54313633
So you wanna make being a metasapient a metaphor for homosexuality or worse, being catholic

Eh sounds pretty god to me desu

>>54313695
"sal tlay ka siti" in the tribal tongue

Depends on the game obviously.

When it comes to size, I personally like the size of 30-card decks - when placed on the table, they stand at a good height sleeved or unsleeved.

Anything under 20 looks wimpy when it's unsleeved. Anything higher than 50 starts to become too tall when sleeved. And anything over 80 becomes too difficult to shuffle when sleeved.

>>54312899
Depends on how often you have to shuffle it. If often , then more than 100 is too much.
Else you can go all the way up to 300 before it becomes unmanageable.

>>54312899
The way MtG defines it, a deck is too large if you cannot comfortably shuffle the deck without outside assistance.

In terms of an actual number, I'd say that 60 cards is the sweetspot and 100 cards is pushing it.

time traveling puncher-stealer

many monsters that already exist fit into multiple categories.

Cthulhu technically delivers all 5 by destroying you and everything you know and love, whilst still being an unknowable being of immense unfathomable power.

I feel like body horror gets most of those. It can involve painful infections, death, invasion of the self, extinction of a species, and it typically uses the indifference of nature as a theme. So look at monsters from body horror.

I don't remember if the DMG talks about it, but you can also check Unearthed Arcana for optional rules.

Also try asking in /5eg/ next time.

>>54313497
There is not
It does not

I'm sorry, Anon, this kind of thing is entirely delegated to third parties these days - and has been, really, since 3E came out.

>>54312490
No
No
Steal ideas and implementation from 3.5 and Pathfinder.

>>54312456
don't make me do it.

>>54312456
WoD Mage

>>54312456
someone tried to make a game run using M;tG mechanics as an RPG. it's not finished or fully worked out, but it may help you.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Magic:_the_Gathering_RPG

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>>54312264
You talk to your buddy and hope he still has the box for Space Hulk, and then have him call up Games Workshop Customer Service because the part's defective.
Customer Service is GW's one saving grace throughout its entire time as a company - as long as you aren't literally scamming them, they'll replace shit. And usually not ask for the defective parts back in return, either.

>>54312264
Ask your friend where he bought the game from then write it down. Then call GW and tell them the exact problem, they will then probably ask you where you bought it and what your address is, tell them.

they will then probably send you a complete new broodlord. It may not actually be a spacehulk broodlord.

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>>54312252

And the rest of the list...
>crystal ball that only shows the room you are in
>wand that destroys itself and creates a duplicate wand with a magic word
>ear muffs that freeze your ears and make every sound you hear painfully loud
>knife whose blade becomes incorporeal on contact with a solid object
>broom that leaves trail of dirt behind when sweeping
>bookmark that changes place in the book
>flute that makes no noise when played
>bag you can store one item of any size in, but it takes the size and shape of the item
>pillow that is only soft when you lay your head on it, but screams when you do so

wow 5 hours without bump? sure ill be the necromancy i am.

>>54311853
If he is so great then why is he 400 years old and STILL a second company captain?

>>54311905

Because the chapter master and 1st company captain refuse to die.

>>54311853
Cato sicarius kills them all with no challenge whatsoever so hard that the primaris gene seed is corrupted and all remaining primaris get turned into wulfen so Cato sicarius cannot take the blame for the Anal carnage of the marines because they were already corrupt.

I'm guessing Dice Masters?

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>>54311345
That is a Dice Master's dice. The upper left number is the resource cost of the Unit, while the top right is the unit's Power, and the bottom is Toughness. Combat is similar to MTG, except every unit exits the field after attacking, to be cycled back through different dice piles, one that will go into your dice bag, the other into your hand next turn.

>>54311103
>So is that usually how Horror's and Flamers work?
Sometimes.
Honestly sitting down and trying to figure out how daemons and chaos work, especially the God of Change is madness.

>>54312912
Honestly, chaos demons are incredibly well regimented and standardized, with a defined set of limited abilities. Here is demon A, they all do X. This is demon B. They all do Y. Owing to the fact 40k is a wargame, this more or less has to be the case, but I've still always found the fact that "chaos" demons are so off the shelf hilarious.

>>54312976
>Honestly, chaos demons are incredibly well regimented and standardized
Chaos is a bit of a misnomer when it comes to 40k. The gods are actually a stabilizing effect of the unreality of the warp. You still get shenanigans but if you come across a daemon of khorne you know whats about to go down.

As you say tho this mostly comes from the tabletop having to be stabilized.

Where does bigfoot fit into all this?

>>54310639
He's flying the plane you're all in right now.

>>54310639
Bigfoot was the getaway man, waiting for Cooper in the drop zone. Then he got into acting, starring in the Star Wars films and Harry and the Hendersons.

I would highly recommend watching a few of the mtgo drafts of HoU on youtube.
But the jist I have seen, is that this draft in specific is VERY 3 drop heavy, and amonket for more aggro support.
Removal is always good but never skimp on creature support.
Do not pull a me and try to FORCE a type. Do what is open and has the support to build.
AND i CANNOT stress this enough, if you are in 2 colors, and a really good rare comes into pick, DO NOT PICK A COMMON OVER IT.
Saw a guy draft a sandwalla over kefnets last word, and then the next 3 rotations had 2 more sandwallas....

Look through the spoilered set list beforehand so you can find some uncommons and commons you like and keep an eye out for them

Most of the time the rare is going to be the best card in the pack but not always, once the rares are gone the picks become more difficult and it helps if you have some choice uncommons you're looking for

take this with a grain of salt but is pretty decent info
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/how-play-limited/hour-devastation-first-picks-2017-07-11