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>>54653522
Ah there's your problem. Take it from a templar player. Either layer your way up to light grey, or prime the pauldrons separately. As for the eyes, Paint white line in the center, put thin glaze of red over, repeat until satisfied.

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Anon from last thread painting his first army. Here's a pic of my first dudeman. Should I just smoke crack instead of painting?

>>54653492
you better have the con to back that up, because I run fights based on con stat.
Light armor has no penalty. Medium armor has your Con+ConMod for number of rounds until you become fatigued and take penalties on attacks appropriately. Heavy armor is straight Con " " " etc.
this makes combat more deadly and way more tactical.

>>54653606
>>54653492
but to answer your question, no. Its a fantasy game. get over it.

>>54653492
It's armor for a female and it covers everything fleshy with steel.
It's above passing.

>>54653102
(ignore that last bit after cont., my bad)

Weapons, bribes, discrete medical treatment, fake ids, travel. I basically have to reinvent my past every time someone connects the dots.

I haven't used my real name in two years. It starts to fuck with you.

Croshen's death throes are going to make me need to go into hiding for 5, maybe ten years. I'll need that money to stay under the radar.

I assess my situation: it's fucked. I could take firearms from his personal collection, but they'd only slow me down, and anything connecting me to this place is a death sentence.

It wouldn't be too difficult to rig the self-destruct to trigger after a few minutes, but there's no way I could get clear. Besides, there are innocent people in here. Maids. Security. Cooks. They may have served Satan's lovechild unknowingly, but that's not enough in my book to warrant killing them out of convenience.

I have standards, or so I tell myself.

I told myself that after my first kill.

Bright shining star of a student in high school, athletic young girl, senior, about to graduate and head to Notre Dame on a karate scholarship.

She somehow pissed off the daughter of the local drug dealer, and the bitch and her family beat her to death in front of her high school to send a message.

I was paid 30k by the victim's father to ruin that family. The mother and father? Dead. Their pissy little daughter who smashed her head open with a baseball bat? Died screaming and on fire. Her older brothers? Taking the fall for a small drug empire with no money to bribe officers for favors or cellmates for protection. Everyone who took part in the beating is either dead or wishing they were.

I was a pretty fucked up fifteen year old.

I swore that would be it. Enough cash to get out of my crazy fundie parents' house and start a new life.

But word gets around, money gets spent, and there are plenty of scumbags who need to die.

Nineteen now. Feel like forty.

(cont.)

>>54653274
The police have the building surrounded, and I'm more than fifty stories up. Not a really good situation. It's like painting yourself into a corner or locking yourself out of your car- you tell yourself you're smarter than this, yet there you are.

Wore a sky mask with a latex face underneath on my way here. Sweaty, itchy. It won't fool anyone up close, but no one's seen my face. Yet.

They're no doubt moving up the elevators and stairs, and my heart starts beating faster.

Sloppy fucking job. Bullet holes everywhere. Sent the help scrambling for safety. Probably barricaded in rooms...

Disguise myself as the help? No clue where to find a uniform, and they'll be interrogating everyone in this building for months. I don't have months, let alone days, before I need to vanish from the face of the earth.

Hide? They'll comb every inch of this place. I'd love to see the look on their faces when they find Croshen's personal collection of porn, but...

Laundry chute.

If it works, I'm home free. If not, I have six bullets left, and I'll only need one.

I hear an elevator ding. I tear off all my clothes save for a white t-shirt and some boxers, and jump in headfirst.

It's one more entry on my list of "Things I did not think through."

I bang into the chute's metal lining several times, busting my lip, banging my head, bruising my ribs worse and nearly dislocating my left arm.

Dirty towels and clothes don't quite cushion me as I break the hamper. I drop the gun and rip off the glove I was holding it with.

I feel like I've fallen down four floors at least. Police will be concentrated on the penthouse- following the trail of carnage.

Four floors down, fifty more and the entire police force of New York to go.

I decide to play it safe. Head down a floor, wait in a bathroom for an hour, then go down another or two. Try to shuffle out among the other guests and help...

I turn a corner and stare down thirty assault rifle barrels.

I piss myself. It feels right.

Decent overall, but I think nineteen is a little young. Bump it up 2 or 3 years (18 and 22) and it sounds a little more believable.

Make it mean a little more. You've got the story and the action down pretty solid, but it's missing a soul.

>>54652927
Your favorite character is a literal nazi?

my players tend not to let the antagonists make speeches, so I'd never find the opportunity to use any of my favorites
>speech is defined as more than two sentences in a row, according to them

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This beautiful bastard.

Goddamn I fucking love this character.

Made for a really fun CE Sorcerer.

>>54652676
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>>54652676
Great omnissiah, how do I get good at Admech?

>>54652676
Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk&ab_channel=TheAnarchistMuffin

In Pathfinder's Golarion, you don't have to have an elven parent to be a half-elf. Just someone in your ancestral lineage at some point.

Multiple player races are a gimmick imo. If you're going to have different 'races' and not just distinct cultures of humans, keep them incompatible.

>>54652581
>you don't have to have an elven parent
That would certainly seem to imply some dominant/recessive gene stuff, which could potentially lead into the race-soup described above.

I agree that if there are multiple races that they should be incompatible. The point of this post was more to try to logically deduce what incompatible humanoid races would mean in terms of their attraction. Traditional depictions of many races include breasts as a secondary sex characteristic for females, but this could be problematic with incompatible races, as it would mean being attracted to a target you can't produce fertile offspring with. I suppose that individuals would end up being attracted more to race-specific sources of sexual dimorphism, like orcs to tusks?

>>54652547
"Because the fertility goddess said so"

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>>54652405
>>54652770
yes

>>54652405
>>54652770
>>54652966
I don't know

>>54652405
Probably but i wouldn't bet on it

>>54652209
Shield, sword's sheath, maybe some trinkets and baubles? His crown, his horse's saddle, bridle, and reins? Side-arm, bow, quiver, other weapons he's used like a hammer, lance, a bigger sword, etc.

Just think about what he actually used when he went into battle. You could also include the equipment that his mentors used themselves, as well as what they could have passed down to him.

>>54652209
You gotta add in something like the Spear of Destiny that we have in real life. Claimed to have pierced and killed some God or something like that.

Gotta give some relation of the King to the Gods after all.

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>>54652209

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>complaining about HP goblins

Did you see what they did to elves?

>>54651979
>Implying that house elves aren't the end result of centuries of eugenics and controlled breeding to create a docile, servitor race after human wizards successfully destroyed the elven kingdoms
Wizards are cunts.

>>54652000
Let's be honest here. House elves are what most of /tg/ would turn elves into if they had their way.

>>54651897
No, it specifically is a curse from the Necron gods to the Necrons themselves, and only spreads between Necrons.

Quit making stupid fucking question threads to obvious ass shit you can look up yourself.

>>54651918
What if a Necron joined AdMech, though? I don't think they would notice.

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>>54651897
It's fuckin' 40k. Of course it could. The answer to basically any "what if" question in 40k is always "yes" unless it would somehow stop making the universe not grimdark

1. Why would they need it when they have their own bioiships.
2. When have you ever heard of Tyranids looting something, much less a living being, like that as if they were orks. No, GSC don't do that, so don't say GSC does it.
3. Why woiuldn't they consume all the biomass.

Awesome idea bit this poster >>54651756 pointed out a few problems. Maybe genestealers or a single boarding party/small bioship lacking the usual tyranid tools but with some sort of enslaver mutation could do it?

>>54651733
They would just eat it and assimilate any useful traits and maybe make their own void-whale sized Hive Ship.

Chaotic Neutral. He doesn't act out of malice, only self-interest. He hunts the Beast, because from all he knows, it's a monster, and killing a monster will make him hero of the town. He hits on Belle, which is just self-interest, not evil. All he wants out of life is to live from day to day, doing dramatic things and being praised for it while gorging himself on beer and meat. That's not evil. That's a pretty straight chaotic neutral.

>>54651683
Gaston did nothing wrong!

He is quite literally doing exactly what was expected of him. Kill the monster, save the girl of his desire, remove the obvious curse placed upon her by the Beast. Classic Hero story a la Mario/Zelda.

Maurice was obviously driven mad by the beast and the kidnapping of his daughter.

>>54651714
How is that chaotic?

>>54651652

That's like asking what different organizations think of dogs.

>>54651652
What exactly are Cherubs?

>>54651773
Vat grown fetuses stuffed with metal bits so they can do stuff like act as scribes or heralds.

it would depend on the region but bread, meatpies, ale and stews would be a staple of any tavern.

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>>54651242
If Im in the southern colonies, then breaded and fried chicken strips in soft flour tacos with a lime cream sauce, cilantro, garlic, and a side of horchata

>>54651242
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew