A thread describing movies as /tg/ encounters?
>>54748124
>make a one shot campaign for just my girlfriend
>she rolls a level 1 bard, with no weapons or anything at all
>says she's going to use words to get out of confrontation
>decide to give her a magic item off the bat to help her with this. Special shoes that give her advantage on charisma
>learns that she needs to get to my DMPC wizard to help her return to her world because magic
>first encounter, she gets harassed by treants in the woods
>manages to run away without too much harm since these treants don't have legs
>suddenly our roommate comes home and finds us playing
>"oh shit anon can I join?"
>fuck, fine, whatever
>tell him that he has to play as the first NPC my gf comes across
>he agrees, the two characters meet up and head off towards the main quest
>friend knocks on the door
>open it, he looks over my shoulder
>"room for one more anon?"
>tfw you have no control over your life
>give him the same deal as roommate
>gf comes up with a pretty neat backstory about his character, he sets in pretty quick
>third knock on the door
>holy shit what the fuck
>furry neighbor barges in and sits his fat ass on my couch
>you didn't tell me your were playing anon, whatsup?
>fucking fine whatever come on in
>they get to the DMPC wizard, but now I have to actually have an encounter planned for a party of 4
>give them a castle to go to and minions to run away from
>don't want to deal with combat so the bbeg fight lasts 5 seconds when they find her super obvious weakness
>just want this game to end because I didn't actually have anything prepared
>everyone expects magic items at the end
>>54748351
I have no idea what movie this is
>>54748535
Thats Wizard of Oz
Who are the best girls in the Imperium?
>>54747495
Sororitas rejects who become turbosluts.
Elves are
for cute, not lewd
>>54747536
FPBP.
>>54747483
>>54747536
Elves = Cute
Elves ≠ Lewd
Post character concepts that you've always wanted to play but have never been presented with an opportunity to do so.
>Undead Druid who's covered in moss and mushrooms and a buzzard on their shoulder, who champions the unpleasant parts of nature, like all the disease and decomposition and parasites and infanticide and cannibalism.
>>54741006
A fighter who dual-wields shields.
>>54741006
An elderly man who begins adventuring because his entire family died before him and he just can't stand how painfully quiet a house is when you're the only one left in it.
>>54741006
A warlock with a law degree.
>When you find out someone you know has been stealing from the game store.
>>54738804
>stealing from the game store.
I'd like to stay a innocent lad and believe no one would do such a thing.
I stole stuff from GW stores. Very easy to do.
>>54738918
Fucking why!?
Explain to me why it is more noble to kill ten thousand men in battle than a dozen at dinner.
Why do you keep posting this thread?
>>54735541
I simply wish to know why is it Evil to kill them at Dinner and end the war early, than to fight them in a prolonged war in which much more will die.
>>54735596
>>54735515
You've been told why a dozen times over.
Leave Chaos to me!
>>54727172
And leave Tau to me!
And leave daemons to me!
>>54727200
>not a spartan company goliath
sad
Conflict Resolution Edition
Warmasters Triumvirate is an attempt at creating yet another 40k AU. The Primarchs have changed, and instead of appointing a single Warmaster upon returning to Terra, the Emperor is critically wounded on Ullanor. In order to make sure the Great Crusade continues, the Warmasters' Triumvirate is put in place. Tensions start running high and this eventually culminates in a civil war between Loyalists, Chaos Traitors and Separatists...
Docs: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14hqd6RLLgvLdYCIoLCHhQkidgXIsKUzrugyWu6pthEM
Chapter Constructor: https://bitbucket.org/chaptergenerator/chaptergenerator/downloads/
Previous thread: >>54506699
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/54506699/
Thread goals:
>Attempt to get through the Brotherwar
>Determine what happens at the Battle of New Hope
>Determine when the Ruinstorm is created, and exactly who does it
>Determinate how the Eastern Black Crusade goes down
>Figure out what happens during the rest of the Brotherwar
>Describe the Siege of Terra
>Explain the Scouring
>Finish up the Rise of the Ecclesiarchy
>Start the path towards the War of the Beast
>>54639397
So, last thread we already had a few words on the Battle of New Hope. Lambach put forth the idea that Marduk shows himself there and there's a battle between the three Warmasters.
Now, I'm conflicted on this. On one hand, this is probably the only chance we'll get to have the Triumvirate fight. On the other hand, I don't see why Marduk would reveal himself as soon as the Loyalists and Separatists begin open conflict.
Thoughts?
>>54639781
Basically the way I saw it was that Marduk would see the 2 factions wasting each other but perhaps both sides were on the verge of breaking off. Marduk sees now as the best chance to end both rival warmasters at once. Thinking surely all remaining legions will flock too him if Je'She and Freddy are removed from play so orders Isekho and Elsu yo join him in attack. Then we have 3 Legions each.
But Fredrick has Valorn waiting outside system and calls him in as back up. Upsetting Marduks plan a fresh Legion turns things in favor of the seps and bith Je'She and Marduk are forced to withdraw.
>>54639869
I doubt they'd bring their entire legions. I'm thinking one or two fleets per legion should be plenty.
So Valorn shows up, upsets the balance, the Chaos forces are forced to turn their attention to the newly arrived Pale Hounds, and the Loyalists run in the confusion?
As soon as Marduk sees the Je'She has left the system, he starts pulling forces back and regroups with his corrupted Brothers. This is where they get their assignments, like Mot waging war in the east.
Does that make sense?
Alright /tg/, teach me how to be a good DM.
I only have a few weeks of D&D experience but given the current situation, if I want to keep playing I'm going to have to be the one who DMs... Unless I make a friend who has a shit tonne of experience and can DM.
Anything from just general rules of thumb, tips and tricks, dos and donts, or reliable videos and articles etc.
thanks faggots, appreciate it
dungeon & dragons in 2017??? LUL
>>54770428
Don't be a dick, be ready to improvise.
>>54770451
haven't been on this thread too much, what does /tg/ classify as "traditional games"?
In my next session the players will encounter a festival. I mentioned it offhand a while ago but now they are really intent on attending but I don't know how to run it.
How would you handle a festival for an rpg? I'm running 5e.
>>54770420
It's going to include dance, drinks, games, songs and social drama? Plus all tents with alchemist selling not so practical but funny potions.
>>54770590
I get that, how do I design and run meaningful encounters around those?
Hey any all yall know about any mech centered rpgs? I've been having trouble finding any. Most interesting one I've seen is dragonmech, but I really don't feel like relearning 3.5.
No mech games?
Palladium RPG
Mekton Zeta
Heavy Gear
Jovian ChroniclesD&D4e
Is there any way to play Ace Attorney as an RPG?
Memorize the rulebook Call people out on getting the rules wrong.
That's moving away from tabletop games and more into murder mystery dinner territory
>>54770124
Sounds good to me, how do I get it going?
Complete the sentence: Magnus did nothing... edition
>Chaos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W069dPLTXg0
>Grey Knights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWrG8DofaFA
>Konor Campaign: Chaos Rising!!!
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
>Check your local store's contribution to the Campaign.
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/
>GW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
>Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing Chaos' work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
First for the Dark prince of excess
Magnus did nothing well.
I think that sentence is already complete OP
>Late Middle Ages
>The kingdoms discover how to create dynamits, but not gunpowder.
How would it affect warfare?
>>54768285
>hey whatever works
>>54768285
>swedish sappers become the most sought after mercenaries in the world
>>54768311
that's a high quality reference
What if fantasy settings dealt with racial admixture in a realistic manner?
>>54767050
The Witcher already does though.
>>54767050
Either all the fantasy races would have interbred into a single, human -ish middle or they would have diversified so much they'd become different sub species and be unable to produce fertile offspring.
>>54767174
>Either all the fantasy races would have interbred into a single, human -ish middle
Wouldn't you have some pure areas and some mixed areas?