Farlyn thought that she was helping her team fighting monsters edition
why do all the stories from gookland had to go with some form of bad ending?
old thread with storytime
>>54811529
>>54811529
>>54811529
>bumping his own thread
>doesn't know how to catalog
OP please.
>>54837318
Spoiler that shit, you dumb fuck.
>>54837318
Are you that salty "BETRAYAL" fuck from last thread?
How do I find a die system for my homebrew game that is both simple to use, interesting, and from which the odds of succeeding can be easily eyeballed? Considering 2d6+modifiers atm.
Also homebrew general I guess.
>>54837259
You will likely have to make compromises at some point.
>>54838503
Well, I guess that's a given.
>>54837259
Use a 20 sided die
>linear probability
>each number represents a 5% increment
>modifiers remain small and easy to apply in your head
>no silly bell curve throwing off the scale (ie, making a +2 bonus better than a +1 in a nonlinear fashion)
>single die is cheaper than multiple (not everybody has an old yahtzee set lying around)
>gimicky dice mechanics won't distract from your well written rules and well imagined fluff
Alright lads, settle down, we're not dead yet.
I know it might be odd for me to be doing this, instead of the Commissar. But unfortunately, I'm best you've got.
Now, thankfully the recently activated Void Shields around this crashed Mechanicus Explorator vessel, is keeping out the Necrons for the moment. But I doubt the generators will hold out for much longer. So in the meantime, I'm open to any and all SERIOUS ideas. And before anyone asks; no, both surrender and retreat are off the table.
Perhaps by having a quick field kit inspection, we can come up with a way to get out of here alive. As such, I am calling for a mandatory inspection. So present arms and equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!
>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.
>>54837245
Boss... I make shields go up....
We can only..... go down.... to the big.... robot house....
Try... elevator?
>>54837245
Maybe we should go to the end of the ship that's hanging off the gorge and jump all at once so it falls down
>>54837245
>Meanwhile at the landing zone
Hmm I wonder how's group doing...eh they must be fine, yes.
Allright servitors, get the road marked
Excellent the bar is ready
https://spikeybits.com/2017/08/games-workshop-is-being-sued-for-62-5m.html
>>54837194
no archive?
http://archive.is/ck4KY
oh shit i'm sorry
>>54837194
Stop sharing clickbait articles
>hates the other legions but especially the space wolves because he views them as nothing but murderers who kill for enjoyment and dont write faggy poetry about it after
>hates the Imperium and the Emperor unlike Leman Russ who actually gives a fuck
>only fights for the Emperor because he lets him "hunt" i.e. kill his enemies across the galaxy
Khan is the true unprincipled barbarian, not Angron, not Lion, not Russ
>>54837122
You know it's not even worth telling you how wrong you are, also Lothar is canonical worst primarch
>>54837157
Go on. Explain how Faghati isnt the worst
>>54837122
Khan, lion, sangy and lamenter love on this board makes no sense to me.
Let's make an imperial world in 40k, one word at a time, I'll start;
>The
>>54835083
MEXICANS
and
boipussi
Very tiny, very angry Edition
Epic is an old specialist game from GW that was discontinued a few years ago, since then the community has taken over. Recently there have been rumors of FW releasing new Adeptus Titanicus rules soonish, and depending on if it succeeds(which likely it will) they plan to expand into classic Epic.
>Where do I get the rules?
http://www.tp.net-armageddon.org/
It's based off of the Epic Armageddon rule set, otherwise known as Epic 4th Ed, with some minor changes and new army lists. You can also find 30k rules here.
>Where do I get those fan made minis that show up everywhere?
You post your email in Epic threads and hope that one of the recasters contact you, or post on Tactical Command (http://www.tacticalwargames.net/taccmd/index.php) and hope you can find someone after you build up trust there.
>Where else can I get miniatures?
There is a lot of old epic stuff on Ebay and some manufacturers produce good proxies, like http://vanguardminiatures.co.uk/. Tacticalwargames.net, and other forums or facebook groups also do lots of trading in second hand epic minis.
>What's the game like?
Players alternate using parts of their armies called formations rather than moving and fighting with their entire force. Morale and fatigue is represented by giving “Blast Markers” to a formation when something bad happens to it, which gradually makes it less effective and stops more and more units in the formation from acting until they rally. The scale makes units with longer range weapons or high movement speed stand out more, makes maneuvering more important and allows for the use of many units that are super heavy or above in Warhammer 40 000, such as Baneblades, fliers, knights or titans without warping the game too much. The new 30k stuff is also great, and they are rapidly developing more rules for the legions as the actual FW Redbooks release.
Link to the previous thread
>>54733530
>>54834553
Link to the Epic starter guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qbdKBovf9wLb8g_Vka2ntlTzvkFZ1_9VFqLvfAoCda8/mobilebasic
I managed to convince two of my friends to start minigeddon so now I have an excuse to buy my Ulani Regiment.
pic unrelated
Greatest block of all time?
>>54833955
No. Terrible block. Worst block since Kaladesh.
>>54833955
Under what standards?
It's one of the better blocks in a few years, sure.
>>54833955
It's no Ravnica but it was okay
Kickstarter General: Something Exciting Is Finally Happening! edition.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1513061270/reaper-miniatures-bones-4-mr-bones-epic-adventure
I know /tg/ have a strange hateboner for Spartan Games, but the Firestorm Expansion kickstarter also just went up.
...I'm suuuuuure people here will be excited about that.
I don't see why people get so excited for these Bones minis.
>>54833548
They're cheap as fuck, and bendy spears don't mean shit when you're gunning for the fuckhueg dragon mini that in any other material would be triple digit dollarydoos.
Bones are the cheapest things on the market, so the more options there are the better.
It's that Time of Year again /tg/, time to bring out your piggy banks for a mad grab of stuff you'll probably never paint.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1513061270/reaper-miniatures-bones-4-mr-bones-epic-adventure/description
>What the heck is Reaper Bones?
Reaper Bones is a brand of miniatures, reaper makes new molds of their metal sculpts and produces Vinyl figures
>Why should I care about Reaper Bones?
You can get a bucket load of miniatures for cheap, like an actual bucket load. They show up in shoeboxes.
>How long do I have to wait to get them?
Short answer? A long time, it's usually about a year, the earlier you back the earlier they ship, currently they're looking at February 2019
>That's a long time
Yes it is, but you're not going to get minis like these for quarters on the dollar any other way.
Yes you heard that right, quarters.
Currently there are 93 miniatures available in the core $100 pledge, which grows as the kickstarter swells in backers.
The first bones ended up around 250 minis for the low price of $100.
If you're curious for more information, you're in the right place:
>How do I paint reaper bones?
First you wash them, get a tooth brush from the dollar store and scrub them using warm soapy water. Rinse the suds off and then they're good to go.
There's a back forth contention in the community for the next step, Reaper advertises that the PVC Bones material does not require priming. Many people prime anyways. Popular primers are Krylon from walmart or any other hardware store. Cheap cheap cheap. Cheap and good.
Next apply your preferred acrylic with your preferred acrylic delivery method, if you need more direction than this, well, there's over a million painting tutorials out there.
>What are some of the goodies this year?
https://youtu.be/bb6Oxe65NsA
I desire those female fighters edition
>>54832366
Current swag for $100, what do you guys like the most? I adore the bedeviled pack, number 72 has me excited.
The apes will make a nice addition to my collection too
>>54832366
For extra money you can get extra minis, still great values, some of the biggest and best will be available here, the idea is you spend more than $100 which fuels everyone else's $100 pledge.
The Nargiauth interests me the most, it looks like it could be a NOT BLOODTHIRSTER for the low price of roughly 10% the cost of a GW bloodthirster. You could get almost ten of these guys for the price of one GW model.
Almost
>>54832366
And of course, what's coming next, if about 90 people buy in to the $100 pack (or a bunch of people buy options) these femme fatales are added
Of course there are usually buy-in-frenzys nearing the end of a kick starter (the mid points are the low-points) so these lasses are almost guaranteed, the trick is you want to unlock them sooner to see what comes after sooner.
CSM codex is out. Gather lad and be educated and updated on the lore.
>THE CRIMSON PATH
>Abaddon intends to succeed where his predecessor Horus failed, to break the Imperial Palace wide open and tear the Emperor’s corpse from the Golden Throne. Over the millennia, each of his conquests has gradually paved the way from the Eye of Terror towards the Sol System. Less obvious, however, is that, along that path, his actions have gradually unpicked the veil between realspace and the warp.
During the course of his long years on the threshold of the Eye, Abaddon discovered a strange truth about the barrier between the materium and immaterium. Dotted across the galaxy were ancient structures of black stone, stark and monolithic on the outside but extremely complex within. There were many of these upon the fortress world of Cadia. Known as ‘pylons’ to the planet’s militarised populace, they were so old that none gave them more than a passing thought. It was Abaddon’s belief that these structures were the very things that maintained the stability of the Cadian Gate – something about them kept the energies of the warp from spilling through the Eye of Terror into realspace.
>For thousands of years, the Despoiler sent his agents across the galaxy to locate these monoliths of black stone. He spent many years calling in old alliances, striking daemonic bargains and invoking ancient pacts with the Traitor Legions and their corrupted Primarchs. Thread by tenuous thread, the Despoiler put together a plan to isolate and destroy these structures, using false objectives or even entire Black Crusades to conceal his true motives. Over the course of several world-scouring invasions, Abaddon shattered, toppled or blasted apart these structures wherever he found them – sometimes in person, at other times with his agents, his flagship the Planet Killer,or the immense Blackstone Fortresses he co-opted during the Gothic War.
>>54832228
>The last of and greatest of these destructive campaigns was levelled at Cadia itself. Abaddon’s Thirteenth Black Crusade brought about so much death and destruction that his daemonic allies could breach realspace wherever they wished and be sustained indefinitely by the unbridled mayhem that raged around them. The demolition of the strange black monoliths scattered across Cadia’s surface was finally
achieved, the capstone of a grand design that had seen the cataclysmic events of Pandorax, Fenris, the Planet of the Sorcerers and a dozen worlds besides tied together into one galaxy-wrecking whole. Suddenly, all the manifold armies of Chaos were free to pour into realspace like blood from a deep wound. True to his claims, Abaddon had succeeded in ripping open the gates of hell.
>As the galaxy has split along its length, with warp storms raging in a hundred locations and more, those Traitor Legions and Renegade Chapters who have sworn allegiance to the Warmaster have formed the vanguard of the invasion. They are a broad-headed spear that has plunged deep into the heart of the Cadian System and emerged from the other side. Abaddon cares little how many casualties are amassed as his great agenda comes to fruition. His only concern is that enough blood be spilled to saturate the battlefields of the Imperium’s defenders, and in doing so summon more daemonic armies to his cause. This is a strategy Abaddon intends to see replicated on world after world as he extends the Crimson Path, each planetary invasion taking the Chaos Space Marines closer to Terra, with the armies of the Daemon lords following in their wake.
>>54832248
>With Cadia reduced to ruin, the Cicatrix Maledictum is being effectively weaponised by Abaddon’s invasion. It spills out behind the Thirteenth Black Crusade, roiling and growing more violent in Abaddon’s wake, agitated by the scale of the Black Legion’s many slaughters. Simultaneously, dozens of Renegade Chapters from the warp anomaly once known as the Maelstrom are pouring out into Segmentum Solar, forcing the Space Marines and their Primaris reinforcements to spread themselves thin as they fight on hundreds of fronts. Abaddon has driven a talon of unreality into Segmentum Solar, its onset heralding the doom of the Imperium. The High Lords of Terra live in constant fear of realspace collapsing entirely, and are sending every military force they can muster to halt Abaddon’s rampage. As the drama plays out to its desperate conclusion, one thing remains certain – unending war.
-CSM dex
Tl;dr now it's more explained with more detail for those too slow to catch up with the lore. The objective of the 12 past Black Crusades was targeting the Necron Pylons and finding ways to weaken the walls of reality in order to create Great Rift and then the Crimson Path. Abaddon artfully used misdirection and obfuscation to achieve his true objectives while the Imperium and Eldar were clueless.
Dumping individual Black Crusade lore.
>Abaddon the Despoiler’s First Black Crusade
>Mustering a vast army of traitors and Daemons, Abaddon leads the Black Legion out of the Eye of Terror to lay waste to the Imperium. In a great battle around the worlds of Cadia, the traitors are turned back by newly raised Space Marine Chapters and the Legio Titanicus. During the fighting, Abaddon secretly travels to the world of Uralan and claims the ancient Daemon sword Drach’nyen.
>Abaddon the Despoiler’s Second Black Crusade
>Abaddon places a death-curse upon the worlds of the Belis Corona Sector, infusing them with the touch of the warp. His fleet attacks the sector’s shipyards, destroying dozens of Imperial cruisers under construction or repair. The Imperium, focusing on the war in space, musters a naval force to fight back. Entrusting his flagship to his Sorcerers, the Despoiler then teleports to the Inquisitorial stronghold of Nemesis Tessera. He topples its hexagrammic ‘Eldritch Needles’, ravaging the black stone with sustained melta fire before withdrawing. The Inquisition later find that a critical vault cell has been opened and its daemonic prisoner – the legendary nemesis for which the planet is named – is missing.
stat him
>>54830373
-3 hp
level 3 fighter/rogue owlbear
>>54830373
>filename
I fucking ERPed in a serious game. Am I going to hell?I didn't initiate it, but liked it, yet still it was in private messages behind the DM's back and the DM is one of my best friends and put a ton of work into this narrative, I feel like I'm fucking his mom or something.
As long as you keep it private and it doesn't make the main game less fun for anyone else, there's nothing wrong with it.
Tell the story my nog
Not really. You don't need to tell your DM shit. ERP isn't anything other than vigorous jerking off to a narrative.
If you aren't going to run with the interaction though, and your characters don't really share any sort of feeling now or have progressed in any way, then you're a fucking shitter. At least have it contribute to your story if you're going to ERP.
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>>54827549
Alright /tg/, let's do a bit of speculation.
Using an Amazon Web Server of appropriate size, how much of would a Year's worth of an Xmage/Cockatrice server?
Furthermore, would there be interest in such a project?
Welcome back
>>54827798
No idea. Hey, when we were doing Fading Embers if i recall correctly people kept asking if anyone had table top simulator because we needed something out of it. I think. Maybe. In any case assuming that was the case I have actually purchased it in the time since then, so if there is anything to do with that which will help move fading embers along just let me know.
>>54827850
Sweet. Message me via Discord and I can give you more details for that.SwivelDiscourse #9013
We had a lot of fun triggering GMs a couple weeks back, so let's turn the tables.
>We only have 3 players, so I'm going to add an NPC bard to your party. He's good at swordplay and magic and can make a good party face.
>>54826389
> trolling players when you only have 3.
Hope you like your game with zero players OP.
>You rolled a natural 1? Haha, I guess your bowstring snaps.
>No, of course a regular bowyer can't repair a magical bow.
>>54826483
>Let me see your character.
>Hmm, no, Gunslinger is too OP, play a different class.
Later
>So, this Gunslinger NPC is joining you guys for the next adventure.