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>>54894228
Slow immersion in molten lead/iron
Being built into a brick wall
Having aggressive carnivorous fungus grown on you

Making you eat elf bread

>>54894228
Getting a specially made heatproof syringe full of molten gold and injecting it up someone's anal cavity until they talk.

>>54894228
Chained to sharp rocks sticking into the vict-guilty party's back.

You.

>>54894148
>Acting heretical
>Cannibalistic
>Killed SoB
>Sacrificed an inquisitor

Who could possibly be in the wrong? Really activates the almonds.

>>54894204
>cannibalism
>heretical
I don't see how this is the case when one of the most loyal chapters has cannibalism as a normal ritual.

Nothing good uses SPECIAL except the actual video games, there's far too much crunch involved.

Savage Worlds would work extremely well.

>>54891414
people don't ask them embarrassing questions because they don't want to be labelled as homophobes

>>54891414
I guess people just assumed they got fucked by one of the heretical chapters if they even thought about it. The Dark Angels' homeworld was far away from the imperial core and information doesn't exactly travel quickly.

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>>54891414
Because they are and always have been paragons of the Imperium

>>54890696
Do i get a bolter and an epic mohawk too?

If they come in a 10 pack, sure. I need more cultists

>>54890711
Yes

>>54889088
They don't.

MTG: As a game, it's basically dead. But as an investment, it keeps growing and growing. MTG is essentially a form of cryptocurrency at this point.

W40k: When was the last time you saw anyone playing that game? It's dead, end of story.

Because they are popular and for people with no friends it is easier to find opponents.

>>54889139
Or they could just play superior alternatives.

MTG is a slow-paced, expensive, paper TCG. It's a relic of the 1990s, and there's no reason to play it over a game that's much faster paced (Yugioh, Vanguard, Dragonball), an online TCG that isn't an ancient piece of trash like MTGO (Pokemon Online, Hearthstone), or a cheaper alternative (LCGs). MTG offers nothing of value to players, and at this point is only good as an investment a la crypto.

And why play W40k over an MMO like WoW, a MOBA like League, or a much cheaper alternative like Settlers of Catan? Again, no good reason to play W40k.

>>54888836

the god of fuck haunts my world. It screams "I am the god of fuck! I'm gonna fuck your butt!" at it's target before it rapes them to death.

While not actually a god, the species received its name for it's unusually perfect form of forced coitus.

>>54888836
That would be the voidsent.

All teleportation magic, all portals, all instantaneous transportation spells and technology that don't cross the intervening space rely on the Void, the place between places, the space between the layers of reality.

There are gigantic rifts, huge empty valleys scattered across the land, with remnants of roads leading into them and dotted with monoliths and the remains of an ancient civilization surrounding them. The truth is that each of the major cities of this civilization had large-scale permanent teleportation circles that allowed them to spread far and wide. Unfortunately, overuse of these circles over the centuries caused them all to go haywire at the same time, plunging all these major cities into the Void.

That's why sometimes, when you deliberately travel into the Void, you can find islands of stable matter with ancient ruins on them. Sometimes these islands are empty, but other times they're inhabited by horrible monstrosities with impossible anatomies, that have been driven mad by extended exposure to the Void's strange aether and hunger for flesh and hate the living.

>>54888836
The local predators lack an ingrained fear of humans sense the combination of no natural light sources and a low tech level prevents the humans from killing enough animals to make them fear humans and therefore not prey on them

>>54888695
>Does /tg/ agree? or am I missing something?
Several things. First off, a line between sandbox on one end and railroading on the other sets up an opposition between them that is not indicated, as they refer to fundamentally different things; the former about the lack of meaningful choice on the part of the players, and the latter on the emergence of the plot from player impetus as opposed to external impetus.

Secondly, it should not take all THAT long to prep monsters or NPCs in a DnD 3.5 ish thing (I've never played PF, but 3.5 isn't that different.) These don't need to be masterpieces of design,; generally, NPCs only have one or two narrative roles, right the players, give information to the players, buy or sell something, etc. You only need to pre-gen the stats that are directly impacting for that role. If the players do something unexpected, like attack one of the info guys, just shortly eyeball it; chances arem ,ost of them won't be that tough so you can quickly narrate the players killgi nit, or doing a diplo roll against the monster, or whatever.

In any event, the amount of prep time involved has little to do with how much freedom of travel you give your players, which itself is not directly related to railroading or sandboxing.

>>54889166
>a line between sandbox on one end and railroading on the other sets up an opposition between them that is not indicated,
poor choice of words on my part, perhaps it would be better to say "restricted v.s. open-world narrative"?

>>54889166
>Secondly, it should not take all THAT long to prep monsters or NPCs in a DnD 3.5 ish thing
It does. What you describe is essentially homebrew, because nowhere does the game tell you or even suggest to do things this way.

>>54888246
Let them burn.

Leave town, they'll believe me pretty soon.

>>54888246
Is this thread going to fill up with retards who think the girl in OP's image is locked to the firebox?

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>that's supposed to be angry
>that's supposed to be an amazon
>waifu
Already ruined.

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>>54886476
dumb marienburger

>>54886450

Question for you /wfb/urgers:₩; what is the difference - if any - between a priest praying for a miracle and a wizard casting a spell?

I'll post a few extra prompts to get the ball rolling.

I wish to have strength beyond measure!

I want the entire world to see the glory of God!

I wish to make my sword able to cut anything!

>>54885969
Viable, but not good. The books have some good ideas in them, but they are mostly shit (can I say CR 50 Lich King?), and let me remind you that they are based on 3.5.

>>54885969

Viable? Yes. Good? No.

Warcraft is absolute garbage. Only idiots who sank hundreds of hours into the shitty MMO still feel anything for that wreck of a mindless setting.

Instead of asking your DM. Tell him you want to play a new character. If he says no. Just leave.

>>54885145
No game > bad game

You are taking long to get out of that game. Losing control of your character is already shitty enough, being unable to play him for two whole sessions is just too much.
Tell him you want to reroll, to find a cure already, or leave. Heck, even roleplaying your retarded character instead of the DM would be funnier and it's more than possible, it just looks as if he doesn't want you playing.
Also, how the fuck does your character drop from, IDK maybe 10 int to 1 at level 3? That's not a curse, that's overkill.

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Also Update warhammer girls when?

So, if the anon who told me he's having difficulties in the Tabletop Game read this, can you please tell me the following things:

- your knight's stats, skills and perks
- if you where only using the knight or also the two peasant adventurers
- difficulties you had
- extras


So i can see the problem.

So far in a 4 player game, they usually had no big problems (or at least most of the time)

I'm thinking I use her as bait. Any other ideas?

>>54882754
Teach her in the ways of violence and bloodshed. Teach her to be strong and self-reliant. Teach the one truth in this world of lies: that Strength conquers all!

>>54882754
Your group should provide us more context as concerning what fucking kind of group your group is.

Dumbass.