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You can always pin people to things with throwing daggers or be streetwise although thats more a general way of thinking than anything else. Always try to be thinking on how to make money.

>>54933666
in theory can a thief archtype use their action to throw dust or sand in someones face and the sleight of hand bonus action to remove the weapon from their hands?

>>54933677
I doubt you can sleight of hand someones weapon considering it is something they are actively holding rather than something you can sneak away from them.

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>>54933155
>He is, most /tg/ anons

>>54933170
sugoi

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>>54933155
>tfw I am always having fun at games because I am not autistic don't nitpick every little thing about other people
>tfw you turn those replaceable strangers into FRIENDS
>tfw you have accepted that you do not have control over anything in your life

>>54932945
Always fight the enemies in your mind as you would fight them outside it.

A better borderline off topic line would have been "What's the fastest you've ever gave up and wrapped up a campaign without just dropping rocks on everyone?"

>>54932945
Armageddon spell.

>>54932887
What system dude/tte

You're an ewok but with shorter arms and less of a defined neck
You're lawful neutral
Preserve the song of your people

Think more Redwall and less things you masturbate to. If you masturbate to Redwall this may take a bit more thinking through

"There was so much crazy shit we could do. Fifteen and we were wizards. Didn't even have to remain virgin until we were 30, and for Mike, that ship had sailed already."

"I mean, the notes she left said to leave the bigger stuff for later- we didn't have the mana or the capacity to use them."

"But we could move things with our minds. Heal ourselves. Create and dismiss fire. Tell if someone was being truthful just by looking at them."

"She warned me- us- over and over in the notes, not to reveal it to anyone. I guessed with one friend in on it, that was pushing it already."

"But there were subtle ways to use the power."

"There was a bully we had, Andrew. Superintendent's son. Could get away with murder. We wanted to set him on fire or Darth Vader tk strangle him. Mike really wanted to do that last one. I had a better idea."

"There was a spell called Physical Ward. The gestures for it look like some sort of goofy martial arts pose. You can take a couple of whacks with an aluminum baseball bat without getting hurt before it goes down, and it dented the bat."

"So when Andrew was doing his usual thing- knocking down smaller kids and stomping on their heads, I made a few comments about how that was wrong, how he should pick on someone his own size, and that his mom gave great ass-to-mouth."

"He ignores the kid at his feet- a weak little kid, twig-thin, glasses broken, coughing and bleeding, and starts coming at me. He stopped when I did the motions for Physical Ward, looking at me like I'd lost my mind."

"PW as we called it didn't have any recognizable visual effect. To everyone looking at me, I was doing weeaboo bullshit that would get me killed."

"Then he punched me."

>>54932730
"He held his hand screaming for a few seconds before he used his good hand to try and punch me again."

"And yes, hearing his fingers break a second time was just as satisfying as the first."

"Now, Mike had the right idea, wrong execution. I put my hand on his throat and used telekinesis to push him against the wall while I squeezed with both my hand and tk."

"Now, everyone will tell you I was just a badass who held him there until he started turning blue, but truth was, I had all these one-liners, threats, and taunts, and I just couldn't choose."

"So I let him go, and told him if I ever saw him hurt anyone ever again, I'd break him in two."

"Little bitch shat himself."

"Then of course Andrew told his father, and his father bitched out the principal, and of course, the fact that Andrew had sent three guys and one girl to the hospital that year for shit like not having enough money when he shook them down meant jack squat to the school."

"I got expelled."

>>54932836
"Now, to me, that was funny. Because my parents heard the principal's side of the story- where I launched an unprovoked attack on a defenseless honor student- and then they watched the youtube video of Andrew grabbing a random kid from a table and beating on him, then stomping on him until I came along."

"Dad called a lawyer. Mom called the kids Andrew had hurt. The expulsion stood, and I went to an alternate school during the legal mess. It was rough, but watching the school go from 'he's a complete monster who attacked an innocent student' to 'well fighting is unacceptable' to 'oh please don't sue us into oblivion' was funny."

"Mike... didn't see it that way. At first, I thought he was jealous or angry at me. Then he told me he was angry because he learned something from how I was treated."

"That no good deed goes unpunished."

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So this gentelman is a berserker too, right? How come he doesn't jump off the rhino and charge some fuckers with his axe?

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We used to be a thing :(

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Feedback on my latest hobby contribution?

>>54932054
my players would instantly seek out ways to indulge in corruption if they were forced into guard duty, maybe play off that somehow?

>>54932054

Burn the damn village to the ground in a raid both showing the Players that there will be no status quo to be had and set them on an unending cycle of revenge that will either forge them into heroes or damn the to something worse than what burned their homes down in the first place?

>>54932054
>Missionaries that may or may not be just corrupt people looking for money
>Local baron/warlord decides town needs to pay taxes/protection fees
>orphanage has fewer and fewer children and nobody knows why
>disease in the outside world, do they quarentine and lose trade or risk their crops?

Any jumps where I can be a cryptid other than generic creepypasta and scp?

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>>54931768
Do you have a different link? Because the one provided here doesn't work for me:

>https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-jumpchain-thread.393563/page-1234#post-29326402

...And I get pic-related. ;-;

>>54931798
I need Naruto SIs who show up as OCs. Stuff like Dreaming of Sunshine. I wanna throw them all together with my Jumper and see what happens.

First for HAIL ASMODEUS

>>54931394
The DM gave our lvl 1 party of five his setting's equivalent of 5000gp and a bag of holding session 1. Shit wasn't even guarded yo.

>>54931406
HAIL!

>>54931394
The only treasure horde we really got in our last adventure we actually missed. We were trying to get to a town in the underdark and out of the gnoll cave, and we missed 4K in gold.

Needless to say, we're much more exploratory now.

That said, the DM HATES shopping, so gold is kinda meh outside buying equipment. I'll probably start hiring meat shields once we get en ough money.

>>54931310
Ching Chang Chong Bing Bong

Go on google translate, and look up the Japanese word for certain concepts like "Violence" or "Heroism" or whatever fits your character.

For instance lets say he was called

Ketsueki Bōryoku, which according to google literally means "Blood Violence"

>>54931310
Since when does 5e have an oni player race?

Cool OP picture though, I dig it. Appropriately terrifying.

>>54930893
Invest in something more valuable and less embarrassing, like Beanie Babies.

I won't lie and say it wouldn't be cool to live off of being some kind of M:tG or other collectible day trader, but applying that dedication and follow through to something like ACTUAL trading, such as stocks or forex would be MUCH better. Not only do you always have an open market, but the commodities are far less volatile.

Sure it won't be as interesting and is probably much harder to learn, but it's far more lucrative and far more legitimate. If, by some freak accident, M:tG just dies as a major game, you are SOL.

>>54930893
Who is this autist?

>not warhammer
>into the trash it goes

>>54930336
Can't be worse than Age of Smegma.

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And I'm his fag pal, here to ruin his day.
Jks, I'm here to lurk and ninja his questions if possible.

>>54930222
מי אתה, ולמה שיהיה לי אכפת?

>>54930283
>מי אתה, ולמה שיהיה לי אכפת?
We're wizards, and that's why, you fool.

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>>54929719
Reki, History of Kamigawa.

The only EDH deck I can play against almost anything and not get pissed off.

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>>54929719
>thread question

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/surrak-rug-goodstuff/

Suggestions to improve this or spicy tech that could be fun in it? It used to be an Intet deck that tried to cheat big creatures and spells into play, but I could almost never make good use of Intet's ability, so I changed it into something more direct and consistent

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First for the Emperor's Custodians.

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>>54929739
Custarts you say?

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Not going to sleep is hereby heretical. All must sleep.