"Surely we can't fuck up THREE TIMES" edition
>Necromunda is coming back.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/13/breaking-news-necromunda-returnsgw-homepage-post-1/
>Konor Campaign: Chaos winning new planet. But for how long?
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
>Check your local store's contribution to the Campaign.
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/
>GW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Codex: Space Marines FAQ
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/10/codex-space-marines-errata-now-available/
>Codex: Chaos Space Marine supplement for Daemons, Thousand Sons and Death Guard players
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/13/daemons-and-thousand-sons-in-codex-chaos-space-marines-aug-13gw-homepage-post-2/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
https://mega.nz/#F!bF0ExS4D!_XaMECn0K9HiJKUFSopJLA
>Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing the Emperor's work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
First for the Four Armed Emperor
>MUH BESPOKE OP IMAGE makes his own thread
Faggot.
>>54959033
>Butthurt phone posting retard who was too stupid to use the subject line in his 40k thread screeches in autistic rage when someone does it properly
>A gang of Lich girls
What do you think lich girls talk about at their Eternal Slumber Parties?
Which boys they'd like to (de)bone?
I cast Turn Thot.
>>54958970
Back ye foul-cunted wenches! I'll not let ye have my life essence for your foul magicks!
so i have been listening to death grips for the past 12 hours while reading cyborg manga, and now I want to run a BLAME-Doom-MGR-esque Space-Cyberpunk mashup campaign where everything is run by taoists/buddhists and personality-backups against unsafe work conditions are widely available.
help me flesh this out, pls
>>54958785
Cyberpunk 2020 sounds OK for this.
Write down the various factions, keep most of the intel on lockdown. Let the players discover the web of intrigue slowly through gameplay. Focus on whatever they seem to prefer. (Stealth, combat...)
Set it in 'China Reborn'.
Shadowrun
Paranoia
Savage Worlds
In terms of inspiration you just listed 3 things. Take random shit from them and put it all together.
>>54958939
so i have this:
>BLAME's defective megastructure as the main location to explore + its crazy cyborg abominations. an AI that basicly becomes ultra-cancer starts engulfing a whole planet and expands it into a dyson sphere while developing all kinds of eldritch tech through a defect self-improvement protocol.
>DOOM's over-the-top combat narrative.
>MGR's NANOMACHINE shenanigans, swordplay and ridiculous stunts. And spinal cord stealing.
+punk rock / rap subtly playing in the background.
I dont plan to take it too seriously
Hey /tg/ what would you do if you became some German general in early 1918? You have to defeat the french and british or else you lose the war and you get hung
>>54958383
Invade & conquer the weakened Austro-Hungarian empire, just let the allies have germany for the time being while you rebuild and prepare for a counter attack.
>>54958508
>Losing on all fronts
>Open new one
>Against defeated ally
That's a bit dumb, don't you think?
>>54958753
But the austro-hungarian empire has never been weaker! And you'll have the element of surprise on your side.
Just leave a load of shop dummies and stuff in the trenches to keep the allies from realising you've moved all the troops to the southern front and you'll probably be able to seize all of the austro-hungarian empire before anyone realises germany is completely empty.
Weekly Talislanta thread. No elves?
What is TALISLANTA?
An exotic post-apoc fantasy world inspired by the fantasy novels of Jack Vance (especially Planet of Adventure), H.P. Lovecraft’s The Dreamlands, Michael Moorcock’s Elric novels, and The Travels of Marco Polo.
The game is set in a strange world of twin suns and seven moons that's overflowing with exotic peoples, places, and creatures. The time is the New Age, a Renaissance-like period 600 years after The Great Disaster, a cataclysm that marked the fall of the space wizards of the Archaen Age.
Talislanta has seas of glass, phytomantic bird-people, tattooed clone warriors, transmutation wizards who use quintessence to change storms into crystals, sindarans with two brains, warring cultists who have taken over entire nations, elemental demons, ice schooners running on glaciers, windships manned by astromancers, beastmen mutants riding two-headed mini-dragons, and a whole lot more stuff that's a combo of every prog-rock album cover you've ever seen.
All the books are free, legally: http://talislanta.com/?page_id=5
Facebook group: fb.com/groups/2211928311
G+ group: plus.google.com/communities/116551534357549477172
Wibbit: reddit.com/r/Talislanta/
Stat him, /tg/.
Dungeon Master with mastery over interdimensional portals.
>>54957998
Hp - 12
Martial skill - 4
Aim - 2
Grit - 2
Intellect - 6
Reaction - 3
Mean=bonus damage against bookworms.
>>54958049
>Intellect: 6
I don't know man. He hates people learning things.
https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals?qty=2
You too can accidentally create a monster.
>>54957811
>elk raindeer
>>54957811
>gorilla
>donkey
It's what a gonkey looks like, upper body strength of a full grown mountain gorilla combined with the speed of four legged plains donkey.
>>54957811
Where are all the invertebrates?
Anyone remember the "why are there no lesbians in Rokugan?" posts from years ago?
I guess they listened.
>>54957347
>I guess they listened.
... Lesbians have been implied canon in Rokugan for a very long time, man. Utaku, Matsu... the entire Scorpion clan (though most of them were bisexual, I suppose).
>>54957347
Your canon lore will not stop me from fantasizing about my Utaku courtier, her childhood friend personal scribe, and the subtle yuri romantic tension between them.
>>54957347
Better question, why has no one noticed the Shadowlands is basically the crash-site where Aku landed?
I need lots of 80s cyberpunk hacker names, the 80ser the better. Help me.
>>54957059
Reality Winner
Rift Jammer
>>54957059
> phantom phreak (actual hacker name(from the actual 90s """"hacker"""" movie hackers))
> cyber wolf
> speed virus
> neon bunny
alright guys i just got my masterwork bag of holding in the mail from d20 collective for $150
i play adventurers league d&d at my lgs and i've been having issues trying to carry in my printed, pre-generated wood-elf ranger character sheet, mechanical pencil, and all seven dice at once. i'm pretty excited to finally not embarrass myself anymore
Now you can bring all your PAX swag, your tablet for watching Critical Role, and all your funko pop dolls to the gaming sesh
bazinga
>not being always ready for game with all your equipment stashed neatly inside concealed carry jacket
>>54956973
I don't see that holding books, Anon.
And if you point to the tablet compartment I will fucking end you.
Have you ever run a campaign set in during the crusades, /tg/? And if you want to; how'd you do it? (name your favourite character from the crusades - christian or muslim)
hardmode; no revisionist autism from either side
I played in a crusade game.
It ended when my crusader read a page from the Necronomicon and something from beyond came down upon Jeruzalem and all of mankind became like the Old Ones, free from delusion and morality, murdering and killing themselves in glee at the revelation of the true face of reality.
>>54956857
I guess the occult could play a major part in a crusades game, considering how centered it is on religion and related themes. What system did you use?
>>54956951
CoC Dark Ages.
Everyone knows that you should never trust people that can read in (vanilla 1920's) CoC, but since I played a crusader full of crusading fervour, the other players never really internalized the "DON'T TRUST PEOPLE THAT CAN READ" lesson. Or they never really thought about that a crusading knight knows how to read, that reading comes with the whole knightly upbringing package.
Tg will talk about anything.
>>54956295
I don't even know who half these fuckers are
>>54956360
jesus from Christianity
silver surfer from Marvel Comics
that angel dog from homestar runner
goku from dragonballz
the evil robot king from Ebberon
Nicol Bolas from Magic
Center-bottom can rewrite reality, right? Probably that one. Jesus, while wholly divine, is also wholly human and mortal, and thus is limited by typical mortal reflex times.
It's time to make the greater good great again!
>>54955518
Not falling for it you blue commie, I know you castrate humans and don't let them get married.
>>54955518
But they built a wall of plasma to stop you from emigrating.
>>54955721
>implying that'd stop me
Hello again, /tg/. Today we bring you action from the Golden Spoon Cup.
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info
We're kicking off the Golden Spoon Cup right now where, rather than asking who's the best at rigging a virtual divegrass tournament, we instead look to find the WORST at it. That's right, the aim of the game is to lose and look as pathetic as possible while doing it. Shouldn't be too hard for two new rookie managers, right?
And speaking of, allow me to reintroduce myself. I am CptCourage and, along with my colleague CorgiLord, we're the new tactical managers for /tg/.
We've got the whole FLGS back together in this little invitational tournament so don't cry about us getting split up just yet. Full match schedule is here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Golden_Spoon_Cup and we're on at 2100 UTC (5 pm EDT).
So let's get ready and pray for SQUAD BROKEN while we race to the bottom. Enjoy!
>>54955415
We have a discord server set up for all things /tg/ Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. https://discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
See pic related for stream link.
>>54955415
Hello again /tg/! We've loaded heavy on the memes and made the most abhorrent tactical blunders we could possibly make, and we're poised to show off some tactical jeans that'll make Creed cry and Tzeentch rub his hands together in joy.
Stick around boyz, you're for a show. It's time for Footzsloggin'!
Golden spoon started today, we'll be playing later on, the aim of this cup is to lose.
Something which we're capable of doing but who knows.
Just a heads up for anyone who cares. We'll be having a roster poll either today or tomorrow which will run for around a week. The poll will be posted in this thread or our match thread tomorrow.
Myriad Worlds Edition
What sort of worldscapes have you given thought to? What kind of frontiers are you hoping to explore? How hard do you want the sci-fi on new planets?
Pastebin (Includes CRB) - https://pastebin.com/6HjrnNZG
Cheatsheet - http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5lk2n?Starfinder-Cheat-Sheet
FAQ - http://paizo.com/starfinder/faq
>>54955450
Based Paizo
>>54955450
Good
>>54955411
>What kind of frontiers are you hoping to explore?
i want to goto the gas giants and see whats in there. i bet there is spooky stuff in them. also, i want to goto ocean planets and fight space seamonsters. i want to goto all kinds of far off places and see whats there.
im excited, its like the wild west