Your DM is now doing a absolutely wonderful campaign in your favorite setting, good characters, good plot, good story, ect. However there is one catch, one gigantic catch.
He's someone managed to include your magical realm into the story, still making it good but he does the magical realm bits just as good as everything else. Some REALLY lewd shit. What's the campaign?
>>51329181
You guys are fucking weird
Literally an adventuring party in MGQ world
>>51329181
Wheres the Emperor when you need him edition
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nth for Imperial Armor 14 news when?
Does anyone have the Chimera bridgelayer conversion that was on the Games Workshop website in the long long ago?
So yeah, any idea how to make the commander more Khorne-like?
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>>51369064
Post your top three classes. Then - your favourite subclass for each.
Fighter - Battlemaster
Wizard - Bladesinger
Barbarian - Totem
>>51377371
Bard - Lore
Fighter - Battle Master
Wizard - Abjurer
>>51377371
Paladin - Ancients
Artificer - Alchemist
Wizard - Enchantment (Or maybe conjuration, divination or abjuration or illusion.. It's hard to decide.)
>Setting has an empire
>It's a Not!Roman Empire
>Setting has an Empire
>It's based on the greatest historical Empire of all time
You get 5 guesses what it is. Hint: it's not Rome.
>>51375657
The British Empire, of course. God save the Queen!
>The vizier was evil all along!
>These people are based on >insert culture or religion here< and they act like a shallow and bad parody of >insert culture or religion here< because fuck actually reading!
>humans have a different culture in every land, other races separate culture by subrace.
I've heard a lot of GMs criticized for overuse of 'you all meet in a bar' or 'you all wake up in prison'. So let's brainstorm some alternatives.
>You all walk out of the worst performance of Othello you've ever attended
>>51373670
>You're all queuing in a bank
You all meet in the same brothel, seeking the 'favor' of the same prostitute. You've all frequented her before, though never on the same night, and she's been the best fuck of your life, regardless of your gender or species. For some reason, each of you was gathered to her bedchambers all at the same time, each of you armored to your classes contentment; something about a kink you both agreed to try out next time.
Roll for initiative...
You are all participants of the lottery run by beverage company. With your winning plastic caps, as per instructions, you gather at the gates of a warehouse (some half an hour before appointed time) and wonder why aren't there more participants
Warehouse opens...
I'm colecting PbA Books and here's my little trove.
https://mega.nz/#fm/sx0WHRJQ
If you have anything you dont se here, post it and i'l upload. I hope to create PbA mega-trove. Curently looking for Epyllion and MASKS extra playbooks.
Whats your favorite PbA game? Why?
Does anyone have any opions on this?
I've never played a PbA game and want to know any good tips or people opinion on this hack.
I like Apocalypse World but all the hacks suck ass. Fucking disgusting that Dungeon World makes more money than AW just because plebs only want muh generic fantasy from D&D.
>>51365842
But dungeon world is fun
What are cool unused historical empires to make fantasy versions of in games?
Indus River valley for the obligatory past civilization with ruins,powerful magic,forgotten tombs and ancient technology beyond comprehension
Italian(think Venice,genoa,Naples,etc)city-states for any major port city or coastal city-state
>>51364537
Poland-Lithuania is rarely used for some reason and I don't think I've ever seen fantasy Incas before
>>51364537
>how can I be a lazy hack while seeming like I'm being original?
Fuck you.
Mali, the Hittites, the Myceneans, the Phoenicians+Carthaginians, the Parthians.
And again, fuck you.
There is a ton of short films available on Youtube.
Some of it's good, some bad, and some of it is absolutely amazing.
Post videos that depict some amazing settings or inspirations for games:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkPk-uVWLMY
Dumping a bunch of 8-12 minute shorts.
>>51363075
Here there be Dragons and Sads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRsGyueVLvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmeP1YkaeTo
Wait Gearbox already used it for their setting
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cw7aAFS5oc
>be me , three years ago
>be a homeschooled autist who must do his gaming online because social anxiety
>sign into giantitp because it was the only gaming forum i knew at the time.
>find an interesting campaign idea. Nothing special now that i look back at it.
>it was an all evil campaign where the characterstried to become the villains of the next campaign.
>join in make character, so on so on.
>Dm is a fucking wizardfag.
>makes our wizard star of the show
>does everything in his power to make everyone second fiddle.
>my warrior had higher intelligence. Because eldritch knight
>dm calls the subclass class retarded and nonsensical, proceeds tell me to change to one of the purely martial ones or leave
Rest assured, i left
>be me
why do people keep starting their greentext stories with this shit these days? is it a reddit thing?
shit story FYI you could've started at 'dm is a fucking wizardfag'
>tl;dr
>Rest assured, i left
now if you would kindly do the same again
>Join random game over interwebs
>Unusual format, each session is a one-off for the sake of universe-building
>Turns out GM is shit at doing this
>First session
>Told we'd be clearing out the sewers due to infestation
>Make prissy elf who is only doing it for the promotion
>Apparently a bunch of gang kobolds live in the sewer for poorly explained reasons
>Try to arrest their leader after fight begins for no particular reason
>Also get attacked by allies for dumb reasons, basically end up ignoring it
>Final boss is a bunch of slimes
>Try to kill them early but GM will not let me despite it being very obvious that statues are disguised slimes
>Session kinda boring but okay
>Second session
>Told we'd be helping escort a paladin around town so he can cure people afflicted with some sickness
>Given ridiculously overpowered armor by GM for some reason
>Campaign is extremely boring, literally just following paladin from house to house
>wtf is this
>Final boss fight occurs for no readily apparent reason, don't even remember what it was
>No one is even close to being in danger
>Hurray the paladin cured the town
>Player actions all felt entirely inconsequential
>Third session
>Exploring haunted house
>This apparently means killing everything in it with no exploration at all
>My character's main ability is basically removed by GM fiat with no notice right before the game starts
>Characters decide to play chess
>I'm sick and this session was sprung with minimal warning
>Leave because this isn't fun, combat isn't even interesting
>Kicked
>Whatever
I cannot remember a single thing he did to build up the universe's lore other than the paladin in the second session being a raven for some reason. Nothing seemed to have a cause or any consistency, and looking back I should have left a lot sooner.
What is the memeist way to assign stats?
>>51329723
No.
>>51329723
>>51329723
Orc wizard
Everything in strength
Use intellegence as dump stat
What kind of case do you put your eating instruments in for Friday Night Magic?
If you eat anything that requires utensils at your LGS during FNM you weren't raised right.
Why are you eating DURING FNM? You're going to get crumbs and shit all over. Eat before or after you twat.
I would not eat with anything less that the same standard I use at home.Plastic forks 0.99 for a pack of 50.
>one of my players literally sent me this as a character reference for what his character would look like in our GURPS game and emphasised the skull mask thingy
Do I just outright say no? I mean, I don't really don't want to be associated with this kind of cringey shit...
>>51375843
It depends on what the setting and tone of the game is, and the personality of the character.
We have no actual information to make a decision on, work on it.
>>51375843
Is the player 15 years old?
Weeelll that charachter is really a double agent, and secretly the man the counter-terror force was looking for. It could be cool in a character way if the player was also secretly the bbeg. As for the skull mask, well most cultures depict death as a combination of animal and skeleton, so the deathmask thing is probably his sense of 'cool'.
All of that said, CoD is stupid, and i regret buying it in my youth,but at least it isnt the healer dressed in the crows mask plauge doctor shtick...
DOOMRIDER SAYS STOP ARGUING YOU FUCKING KHORNATES edition
seriously stop arguing sub-edition
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2nd for No.
>>51375092
I have no clue
>>51375092
Fourth for this guy should be shot in the back of the head
Why do people get so upset over unrealistic female armor?
Isn't the point to have fun and not be historically realistic peasant simulator?
>>51372987
You already made this thread.
>>51364508
>>51373014
Nope, wasn't me.
rule 1: people get upset over almost anything
so its no use trying to bend over for anyone
if someone wants to wear unrealistic armor let them, if they only want to wear super-realstic armor let them
in fact, depending on the setting, have a bit of fun, if you have a grounded setting and someone wants spikes or bikini armor, have everyone point and laugh only to be swallow their pride when they are beaten, if you are running a fantastical campaign and somebody is wearing crusades era mail+surcoat+great helm have everybody scratch their head why he chooses to get heatrstroke in that, only for them to have their attacks suitably absorbed
as long as everyone is having fun, there shouldnt be too much issue
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Old Thread: >>51367286
>>51372957
Fuck off.
Just because it's not lewd doesn't make you any less of a cunt.
>>51372957
Niggah, witch hunting is against the Code of the Wyld Stallings too.
That is totally bogus.
>>51372957
>Friendly reminder to be excellent to everyone. And that includes NOT driving off a GM by autisming and trying to shove in sexy loli catgirls everyone loves into "worldbuilding."
>That's what happened to Katapesh and why /pfg/ has one less campaign now.
How far back do I need to go to find this?