FOR ALL YOUR CYOA NEEDS http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
>>51502522
>PrinnyAnon
Welp time to abort thread.
We have officially gone past the warm and fluffy plains of memes and entered the shitposting event horizon, there is no joy here other than the joy of shitposting.
If you should enter then know your fate is sealed.
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>Old thread;
>>51421273
>Topics of Discussion
Why are all the monster so happy?
In particular DK, Mountain Meme, and Pariah seem to be in on a particular joke.
What could it be?
Extra Phoenix Droppings;
>Kickstarter 1.5 Page:
https://www.kickstarter.comprojects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/description
>Adams comments:
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/poots/comments
>Pledge and addon overview:
http://vibrantlantern.com/KDM15/#pledgelevels
>>51501360
> Not Wonder Bolts Wanderer Edition
I just want pretty frilly dresses.
At least the cogflop game looks decently playable and still comes with a good amount of minis for $135. (The expansions don't seem that worth it to me, however)
>>51501360
>>51501428
fuck off, Rainbow Dash is a bitch.
>not Not Bad Edition
Newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Work in Progress thread.
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Paint_Range_Compatibility_Chart
>Painting guides, Uniforms & Heraldry books, Painting Videos, Visions, ebooks and White Dwarves:
>Currently Offline
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.nz/#F!fkcliY4L!mhdmIs2lT3mFG3VwoLO8Qw
https://mega.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
>DIY Lightbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxzC5kqbyw [Embed] [Open]
>How to Moldlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4LZ8iCSkeU [Embed] [Open]
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tkw7ttTIo [Embed] [Open]
http://www.miniwargaming.com/magnet-guide
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/297605-tutorial-magnetisation/
>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
http://pastebin.com/p6bVhGsg
>Stripping Paint
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Dakka_Modeling_FAQ:_How_to_Strip...
>On the consequences of insufficient ventilation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_solvent-induced_encephalopathy
http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg273.pdf
Last thread:
>>51481827
wips of some terrain im workin on
>>51501200
>>51501221
>>51501200
Looks promising.
Things that a few people pretend are really important on /tg/, but aren't really important at all.
>learning fifty systems so that you can know one that's specifically made for your next Underwater Basket Weaving campaign, that you're going to have to modify anyway because the core mechanic is a mess
How is having more knowledge ever a bad thing?
>>51499910
Learning fifty systems is not really as important as knowing a good system well.
>>51499930
That seems like a strange false dichotomy.
And how do you know a system is good if you have no frame of reference, nothing to compare it to?
I think it's really a matter of personal preference. I love learning new systems and reading new games, seeing how they do things, their strengths and weaknesses and using that knowledge to improve my GMing and my design efforts.
Honestly, recently on /tg/ I've kind of seen the opposite, so many people crowing about how system doesn't matter because rule zero, which just seems like such a wilfully ignorant and self defeating argument whenever I see it.
Autistic Screeching Edition
>resources
pastebin.com/qCZb0mvh
>General's Handbook pdf
mega.nz/#!DxRGmTZL!x_L0eobCjr4qrF7enhVlZ2DffTtRa3hdDrc5RctcAbE
>army builder
scrollbuilder.com
Old thread
>>51485279
Posting this since someone was asking for it in the other thread and fuck, the guy worked hard on it and deserves the shilling.
Just "finished" my Ogroid from Silvertower thats going to be the start of my Tzeentch dudes.
I say he is finished .... he's painted and on a base. Having looked at the official gw one on the website i am now extremely unhappy with how he has turned out and will be going back to him to add more detail. I've already spent a week every night after work on this fucker so i feel like i need to get painting some other miniatures. I am never happy with my work, it is a curse.
What are you guys working on?
What was your first AoS purchase?
Dust off the archives edition
New thunderhawk of some type sub edition
>HHG
http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016)
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
>30k TACTICA & TIPS
What to include in a HH list, how to format it, what makes each legion special (crunch), tactics, Tutorials for Heresy-era minis and more
http://pastebin.com/Tm2P4QLp
>HH Books, Novels and Rulebooks galore
http://pastebin.com/k9uvqsub
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyC
>Updated rulebooks
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2Ffz1OuHK%2Fcrusade-imperialis-army-lists.pdf.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2FZTK72gs%2Flegiones-astartes-age-of-darkness-army-list.pdf.html
>/HHG/'s Legion demographics
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558764
>Primarch Popularity Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11458318
>Make your unit entries
http://www.mediafire.com/file/q315zmyjntb4j04/LA+Exploitable+v1.pdf
>BoP's Paint guide
http://imgur.com/a/aBKJE
>HH Discord
https://discord.gg/wYS2J6b
>>51498498
>New thunderhawk of some type sub edition
>>51498503
what makes it different anon? I'm a scrub.
>>51498517
The tail fin is taller and lacks the attitude control fins thingies.
Previous Thread: http://boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/51468993#top
Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing and Star Wars: Armada Miniatures Games
>http://pastebin.com/Wca6HvBB
Fantasy Flight Games’ Star Wars RPG System (EotE/AoR/FaD)
>http://pastebin.com/wCRBdus6
>https://mega.nz/#!DkNTDTyZ!PUupCOep4RmRcsgI3rNhU_Pk_xcyFbYWnhrq8gwrVv0
Other Fantasy Flight Games Star Wars Tabletop (Imperial Assault, Star Wars: Destiny and the Star Wars LCG)
>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yN
Fantasy Flight Games Dice App (Works with X-Wing, Armada, the Star Wars RPG system and Imperial Assault)
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/64xy3uy6vepll8v/com.fantasyflightgames.swdice.ver.1.1.4.build.9.apk
Older Star Wars Tabletop (d6, d20/Saga, etc.)
>http://pastebin.com/wXP0LdyJ
Reference Materials & Misc. Resources
>http://pastebin.com/AGFFkSin
All Canon Novels and Comics (via /co/)
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!2R5kDTqQ!WfrDla-jvDIn05U57T9hhQ
Just What IS Canon Anyways?
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon#2014_reboot
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_canon_media
The Clone Wars Viewing Guide
>http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1442/36/1442364889994.png
Writefaggotry
>http://pastebin.com/cJY5FK9T
Shipfag's hangar
>https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByhAdnTlOKOeQnA4SFByUC1aQWM&usp=sharing
HoTAC
>http://dockingbay416.com/campaign
Friends like these
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>>51495501
Cheers, anon!
>>51495543
Every screen-cap of this show just depresses the shit out of me.
Can a lawful good paladin fuck a chaotiv evil vampire?
>>51494842
Fap it of, then anser the question yourself.
>>51494842
Remember how Peter Parker killed Mary Jane with his radioactive semen? It's the same, except instead of radioactive semen it's +5 HOLY PALADINJUICE. If you cum hard enough, you'll blow a hole from her vagina straight through the back of her skull, killing her relatively painlessly and giving her some pleasure in her final moments of life.
It's the moral thing to do.
>>51494842
Yes, but the offspring will always be a True Neutral Dhampir that sits around all day doing fuck all.
Ask yourself, do you really want to be parent to a child destined to be a useless neckbeard?
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>Shoot straight
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>And never, ever forget your dragon's birthday present
Lizard edition
Have you ever broken the rule? Do you know any dragon (great or not)?
>>51492066
I'm pretty sure that picture should count as furry
>>51492066
Why does that dragon have anime hair.
>>51492104
Are you brave enough to tell a dragon that it CAN'T have anime hair?
Hello all, back with more tales of the vape god. Last post was archived, so if I'm doing something wrong, plz tell me. I am a complete noob when it comes to 4chan.
>pic related
>So the problem with vape god is that he goes to my school, and is borderline stalker-ish, so it's hard for us to do stuff without him.
>rewinding back to freshman year. Timeline is messy.
>our school did an RPG club before board game club became an established thing, and back when Muddy was at least mildly tolerable.
>there's like 8 people, a girl or two, me, a few others, and vape god.
>we try to do a fun campaign with some stupid characters cuz high school freshman, and also some of the people playing are new
>halfway through the game vape god gets horribly wound up and angry because we aren't playing smart and we aren't being objectively successful
>he eventually starts yelling, but after a bit, someone gets him to calm down and he goes along with the jokes
>I think it pervades his comedic sense or something, because we do two more meetings, and each time he laughs retardedly at every thing we do.
>it literally makes you cringe when you hear it
>is asked to be quiet multiple times because his laughter can be heard throughout the school
>RPG club cancelled after third meet because of him
Probably the worst thing about vape god is all the random shit he did.
>list of vape god exploits
>"dated" multiple freshman when he was a senior
>one day he just randomly let out a bloodcurdling autism screech in the middle of class that literally the entire school heard
>one day he randomly fell asleep on the stairwell. Like he was just sleeping on the stairs as classes changed and people had to step over him
>recited a fake suicide note that he wrote in the middle of class for attention
>recently he brought his girlfriends child to the school and showed it to everyone. He doesn't go to the school anymore, and his girlfriend was nowhere to be seen
>sent some Hitler hentai to people
>one of the times he got kicked out of his house, he went to someone else's and then stole a laptop from them
This shit is hilarious. Anything else?
Wait wait, I need to see the Hitlertai.
>Prepare for new campaign
>Tell players to drop a little file with summary about their character
>Tell them that half page or one page will be enough
>Give them some leading questions to flesh out their backstory and personality
>Everyone sends me their info long before deadline
>Everyone but one player, who dropped his info only at the night before game session
>It's five-page purple prose that ignored all leading questions and instead turned into some pseudo-novel
>It doesn't really tells anything about character except what special snowflake he is
>"I'll drop the rest next morning!"
>Find more products of graphomania sent to me five minutes before start of session
>mfw
I am guilty of doing this.
First time playing D&D.
Gave DM some shit about being prince of the Feywild (the whole thing) and that it's my destiny to save it from my evil uncle (mistakes).
My character who apparently had experience in battles and was a master tracker and also a rich as fuck pampered prince who had access to masterful teachers.
Still Level 1.
Eventually the campaign ended half the characters killed or captured in an orc rape camp and my character turned into a tree forever.
>>51485536
Don't be scared DM.
He's passionate, nothing more.
Maybe the rest of the info is in that second drop.
Talk to him personally, develop, and remove parts WITH HIM if neccesary.
Yes it's extra work, but you took the job.
Who knows, you could actually produce something really awesome and enjoyable with him.
But work with him, create and edit with him.
Cooperation and help is key.
I expect a follow-up, OP. Don't mess up.
>>51485536
>tell players I'd like to run a more investigative & player-driven style campaign next go around.
>They're all agree and are on board for it.
>Send out a dossier 3 months before I plan on starting the campaign giving out basic information about the world, politics, and starting city.
>Give a list of questions they should answer about their characters and request specific motivations and goals their characters would have.
>Ask them to talk with me if they have any questions; ask them to coordinate with each other so that the characters play well together.
>I do this 3 months ahead so I can tailor the campaign to their characters interests.
>Receive nothing until 1-2 weeks before. Half the characters are from across the globe with no discernible reason to be in the starting city. None of them have any ties to each other. Half of them have vague and shallow motivations like "Wants to steal stuff." or "Wants to bounty hunt."
>They get upset when I resort to adventures reminiscent to dungeon crawls in between the few plot hooks I can come up with that actually relate to their party.
This guy is a Russian painter who draws paintings of how he believes ancient Russia really was, with tame mammoths, bears, and Atlantean ships, among many other things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYBl2I4sBAE
I am not sure whether he is pitching this all unironically, but the paintings he does are awesome. I want to play a campaign in a setting based around them.
>>51484622
>>51484629
>>51484647
"Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooown" edition
For all your questions on Dark Heresy (1st and 2nd Editions), Rogue Trader, Deathwatch, Black Crusade, and Only War.
Not the wargame, not Chapter Master, not Space Hulk. Inquisitor is okay, but not many people know about it.
Not sure between starting Dark Heresy 1e and 2e? Pick 2e.
>Why did FFG lose the 40k RPG License?
Because they were bought by Asmodee and that caused some sort of licensing conflict.
>Will GW make their own 40k RPGs now?
Probably not. But if they do it will likely be worse than you could possibly imagine.
Book Repositories (If you're planning to download any Rogue Trader materials, read the .txt file in the RT directory)
https://mega.nz/#F!Pl0UgbJa!vDtTXMKnvZ26fUbuw4X9tg
There is a new Homebrew Megafolder option in above MEGA directory containing several things.
40K RPG tools, a site that contains stats or references for almost all weapons, armor and NPCs/adversaries. Not updated past DH2 core.
http://www.40krpgtools.com/
40k RPG Combined Armory (v6.48.161023), containing every piece of gear in all five lines. Now includes all DH2e books.
http://www.mediafire.com/folder/i3akv9qx9q05z
Mars Needs Women! (v1.2.15) (Mechanicus Skitarii and Taghmata for Only War)
http://www.mediafire.com/file/w1d6aq5cdr6anmh
Fear and Loathing in the Eastern Fringe (V1.6.4) (Playable Xenos for Rogue Trader)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/fjhddohpscx1d7x
The Fringe is Yours! (v1.8.13) (More Xenos, Knights, and Horus Heresy gear for Rogue Trader)
http://www.mediafire.com/file/d28i243u2k7di3z
What do you do if, in the middle of a game, you find the GM or players hold a different headcanon / interpretation of canon / party line than you do? What do you do if your and their views are irreconcilable?
Prev: >>51398283
What xeno weapons make for good daemon weapons?
>>51479649
As a GM, I try to keep things straight. Their headcanon will be listened to, but not necessarily followed. Then again, I don't really deviate from the standard canon too much. It only came up once and the player was ejected in the end.
>>51479649
>What do you do if, in the middle of a game, you find the GM or players hold a different headcanon
Removal, no stops.
So, my local sold out of this and it's on order for me. However I already own a bunch of Reavers part assembled and it'd be nice to see what the warband creations rules are so I know what to build etc.
Anyone else been playing this yet? How're you finding it? Any chance for pictures of the warband building?
>>51474023
nice thread shill
Hi, 4chans! I can't wait to play WARHAMMER 40,000 GANGS OF CORMORRAGH, the new exciting boxed game from GAMES WORKSHOP!
I'm going to play with my friends while EATING FRESH with a FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG from SUBWAY, and if we need an energy boost, instead of wych cult combat drugs we'll DO THE DEW with some GAMER FUEL
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>>51474158
>>51474259
Amusing.
In all seriousness though, if anyone has pictures of the warband creation rules they'd be greatly appreciated.
Pic related.
One Week Until Circle Christmas (again) Edition
Mk3 list building: http://conflictchamber.com
Warmahords chat: https://discord.gg/KmXzbwD
Warmachine/Hordes Books, No Quarter, & IKRPG
http://textuploader <dot> com / da46m
PP Youtube (gameplay tutorials, tournament coverage, and announcements)
https://www.youtube.com/user/PrivateerPressPrime
Latest Errata (the actual January one):
http://files.privateerpress.com/op/errata/WMH-Errata-January-2017-2.pdf
Theme Forces:
http://files.privateerpress.com/op/errata/Theme%20Forces.pdf
Steamroller Rules
http://privateerpress.com/organized-play/steamroller-tournaments
The Giant List of Podcasts and Blogs
http://privateerpressforums.com/showthread.php?76379-Warmachine-Hordes-related-blogs-websites-and-forums
Table of contents for all NQ issues
http://www.privateerpressforums.com/showthread.php?4313-Table-Of-Contents-For-All-No-Quarter-Issues
Lexicanum Iron Kingdoms Fluff wiki:
http://warmachine.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
MK3 RULES:
http://files.privateerpress.com/allnewwar/Prime.pdf
http://files.privateerpress.com/allnewwar/Primal.pdf
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B5OHGgAx7q66NUdvUFp3LWVQRlE&usp=drive_web
Warmachine/Hordes Army Creator (WHAC) .apk
http://charbon-et-charentaise.org/blog/content/app-release.apk
https://wmhwtc.wordpress.com/2016/09/06/2016-wtc-list-statistics/
>WTC List Statistics
https://wmhwtc.wordpress.com/2016/09/07/2016-wtc-objectives-chosen/
>WTC Objectives Statistics
https://wmhwtc.wordpress.com/2016/09/07/wtc-2016-lists-and-datafile/
>WTC Lists
Threadly reminder to ignore the roleplayers claiming they have "insider information" on Privateer Press.
If you want to know how healthy the game is, just go to your local store, see if there are people playing, and more importantly, see if they are having F U N.Yes, we know PP has shady business practices, quality control issues, and a poor workplace culture. We know that garbage like LEVEL 7 and time-wasters like GRIND amount to nothing but lost revenue for the company, and that time would be better invested in balancing their primary (and more successful) game. Matt and Sherry are cunts, Jason Soles is a faggot.
It's nothing more than attention-whoring shitposting by:
- a butthurt Guildball player mad that nobody wants to play the totally-not-Warmachine sportsball kickstarter game, whose own general never hits 100 posts before falling off page 10.
- butthurt Malifaux and Infinity players upset that their local stores still relegate them to a general tabletop night and have to share tables with Star Wars, while Warmahordes gets a dedicated night and several shelves of stock.
- 40k players being 40k players and needing to rile up the nest.Seriously, just post a picture of the new Lord of Change and some shitty PP casts. Works better, saves more time. Makes me hate my Storm Raptor. :^)
For an actual discussion... with the release of Una2, Amon, and whatever bullshit Cygnar and Khador will get in the next three months, do you think it's time to switch from a 2-list tournament to 3-list?
The biggest complaint I see people have of Una2 isn't the fact that they can't counter her (because they really can)... but that they can't counter her, and Wurmwood, and Armor lists.
>>51464412
3 list tournaments would be the death of Hordes, assuming one list can be banned. Warmachine factions can bring 2 spamlists and ban your list for countering spam. Like, it's cute and I really like the idea, but with the game in the state it's in, it can't work.