What's the best way to subvert the 'eating junk food while playing traditional games' trope?
By.... not eating junk food while playing tradtional games?
Are you some kind of idiot?
>>51544700
Vegetable and fruit snack trays.
>>51544732
>>51544788
That does nothing to change the stereotype.
How would one play a bigfoot-like character, /tg/?
Well MonsterHearts has a Sasquatch class. According to that game, like a neckbeard.
Never show up to sessions. Why you do, duck out after 30 minutes because you have an early day tomorrow.
>>51544549
Reclusive, distrustful, and hella bonuses to stealth.
Who'd have won in a fight, Merry or Pippin?
>>51544249
Didn't they get in a fight over produce in that farmer's field?
>>51544249
Merry is taller, so him.
>>51544249
Do they each get their own ent to ride into battle?
What games does /tg/ recommend that have good air combat? It can be standard planes, fictional flyers, or even space combat.
>>51544209
>>51544231
Is this the only one?
Crimson Skies originally started off as a tabletop game. Not sure if they still make it, but wouldn't hurt to look it up.
>Imagine a campaign setting where the Slime race is vastly more intelligent than all other races
>>51543667
Even the Ooze race?
>>51543667
>Am I doing "sex" right
>Mmmmph!
>I'll take that as a yes.
>>51543680
Slimes, Oozes and Jellies are One Race, you Racist, you!
>>51543667
All I can imagine is a green planet completely covered in slime.
Can your character talk to animals?How useless of a power is it?
>Can your character talk to animals?
No
>How useless of a power is it?
Depends on what animal you talk to
Humans mostly speak common, so yeah. I wouldnt call it a 'power' though, any elf can learn common.
>>51543363
Whenever one of my characters talks to animals I make the animals fully stereotypical
>player asks a cat whether they saw the murderer
*stretching* Maaaaaaaaaybe
>player asks raven to let them know if guards approach
What's in it for me bub? Tell ya what, I'll do it for a shiny bauble
>Party asks dog to find the bad guy
YES BAD GUY! I KNOW BAD GUY! VERY BAD! FOLLOW ME! *takes them to the local vet and growls*
hey, guys, i'm making an urban shadows campaign, and i'm trying to look for photographs and drawings of possible npcs. you know the setting, low key urban fantasy, trying to keep it "realistic". do you have any pics that i could use? thanks. i'll show you what i have.
>>51542669
this would be Carlo Giovanni, a vampire
>>51542682
>>51542669
Mohamed, lider of an anti-supernatural human sublebation
How about raiding a stock photo archive?
/tg/, I don't ask for much, but can I get a tg feels thread? My cat died on Wednesday, and I'm still trying to deal with it all.
>>51542348
>>51542348
I'm sorry for your kitty, anon
Losing pets is ruff
>>51542395
I was just getting home to take him to the vet, and he was just laying in the middle of the floor...
If a druid changes into a mice and eats a tiny bit of meat, will he be full after turning into a man?
>>51541680
If you use a little meat to fill a little container, and then transfer it to a bigger container, is the bigger container full?
If a druid changes into an animal and gets impregnated by a different animal of the same kind, will she give birth to said animal after turning back?
>>51541758
Druid turns into a Dinosaur, eats a ton of food, than changes back to a human sized creature.
He does not explode. Please explain.
Why does he have a flaming sword?
Because fuck you that's why.
WE WARMAHORDES NOW
>>51540394
Because the Imperium allows for homosex, as long as it's between two consenting humans or abhumans.
>>51540428
Space marines are just the sacred band inpower armor
On the off chance this thread doesn't devolve into instant /pol/trash:
The meme goes that no matter what happens to the nation, or possibly even the world, Jews survive. They take a weird sort of fatalistic pride in it. Half of them feel at all times like tomorrow they might be kicked out of their country or have it nuked off the face of the Earth, but they're all sure whatever happens, in some shape of form the Jewish people is going to remain, somewhere.
So, the logical conclusion: how'd you incorporate traditional Jewish culture surviving into a Mad Max type post-apocalyptic scenario? (presumably not in Australia, but maybe, you know, in the Los Angeles Wasteland or whatever)
>>51539989
whatyya torkin about mate?
>>51539989
>Meshugganeh Moishe, Road Cantor
Throw in a kibbutz. Your civilization was destroyed and now you live in a desert? That's already happened to Jews (a couple of times.)
So, yeah, use resettlement of Israel as a model. Bunch of educated, first-world Jews building orderly walled farming communities in the desert. Each one is pretty collectivist, with people sharing resources and helping with farm work and construction. Scholarship and education of the youth remain high priorities. Because of that, the tech level stays high; a lot of kibbutzim are half farm, half manufacturing or programming.
I want to run a Caves of Qud campaign. I've been told Gamma World is basically that (or rather the other way around). Is it any good? What's the best edition? How is the game's own setting?
GW was perhaps the best game setting.
I rolled a mutated psychic dog that out DM mutated my character with a human arm growing out the back so I could shoot guns too. Lol.
There was one edition that was terrible with a rainbow chart for success and failure. It sucked.
I think it was 2nd e. If I remember right, the edition the pic in the post was 3rd.
1st edition took a lot of post apoc and melded it with Teslas broadcast power model.
Our group eventually took over an airbase, rebuilt a grav car and restored broadcast powrer to the area, then we graduated high school and the game stuck there with an army of enemies at the edge of the compound.
That was 30 years ago, hope it helps.
>>51541039
>That was 30 years ago, hope it helps.
>graduated high school
You are one old fuck, anon. What are you doing here?
>>51541437
Get with it newfag. Oldfags rule.
Now go roll up a flying mutant hippo.
have terminators ever fought genestealers on a spacehulk in 40k lore?
>>51538804
>have terminators ever fought genestealers on a spacehulk
>post a pic of terminators fighting genestealers on a spacehulk
no they havent
not that i can think of anyways
>>51538804
what are you? stupid? of course they haven't, who would send rare relics as terminators armor to their deaths in the worst possible combination of disadvantageous environment and enemies: rending claws in claustrophobic labyrinths?
This is how I wizard.
How do you Fighter?
>>51537606
By not being some prissy dex-fag.
How do you Sorcerer?
>>51537624
So you're a deadmeat?
>>51537624
That's how I sorcerer.
How do you paladin?
Help me anon.
I'm gonna be playing a game of old WoD today, VtM. Only the core Camarilla clans and probably no house rules except nothing outside of the core rulebooks I bet.
The DM is a twat who often cheats and plays poorly when he's not DMing, only roped into it because he's a friend of a friend and said friend is lonely and wants to socialize.
Help me power build some shit to fuck up his inevitable attempts to ruin the groups day.
Just run instead of he's that bad?
>>51536256
Were it only so simple.
>>51536214
I got Vampire dark ages - i prefer medieval setting is more fun in my opinion and somehow harder to pla with good DM