>This is your party
>>51952942
Looks pretty cool.
I'm not in the loop, though. Is this one of those pro-gay shows that isn't actually pro-gay but 4chan hates it because someone told them it was pro-gay
I need to know whether or not I should think it looks cool.
This is fine.
What show is this?
>>51952999
Star vs the Forces of Evil. I think. I remember seeing the demon chick with the fire head on a post that had something to do with it, so probably.
Rolled 20 (1d26)
Death Guard General Edition
THICCstodes subedition
Summary soon. Maybe. I guess. >>51934444
>SOON TO BE OBSOLETE, ALL GLORY TO THE SCANON
http://www.mediafire.com/file/cxrk2978wbwkmv0/Thousand+Sons.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/t6y7bddxcy387yw/Space+Wolves.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/8ukjwhr4a8x6tet/Titan+Guard.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/1voouhaka9bctd9/Talons+of+the+Emperor.pdf
>HHG
http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016)
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
>30k TACTICA & TIPS
What to include in a HH list, how to format it, what makes each legion special (crunch), tactics, Tutorials for Heresy-era minis and more
http://pastebin.com/Tm2P4QLp
>HH Books, Novels and Rulebooks galore
http://pastebin.com/k9uvqsub
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyC
>Updated rulebooks
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2Ffz1OuHK%2Fcrusade-imperialis-army-lists.pdf.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2FZTK72gs%2Flegiones-astartes-age-of-darkness-army-list.pdf.html
>/HHG/'s Legion demographics
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558764
>Primarch Popularity Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11458318
>Make your unit entries, use Celestia Antiqua Std and Garamond
http://www.mediafire.com/file/q315zmyjntb4j04/LA+Exploitable+v1.pdf
>BoP's Paint guide
http://imgur.com/a/aBKJE
>HHG Discord
https://discordapp.com/invite/wYS2J6b
Does this guy look angry enough to be a chaplain? I don't know whether to make him a chaplain, a champion or a praetor even.
>"TRAITOR FUCKING SHITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>51951730
>no skull hat
NOT MY CHAPLAIN
>>51951730
Looks as if he had just read the SW's and TS's rules
Anybody up for a Warhammer Quest/Silver Tower general thread?
Yeah, there's the Age of Sigmar general, but those go by so quickly and it's really tough to get any kind of conversation about the specialized bits in.
Tell me about your campaigns. Tell me about your heroes. Is it just me, or are the Khorne heroes some of the best? 2 different heroes with healing abilities and 2 others who can reliably get off 6-8 attacks per turn?
What do you guys think? My group just restarted after getting halfway through our first campaign and had a total party wipe.
Errata: https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Errata/ENG_Silver_Tower_v1.0.pdf
>>51950687
I really like the game, but I don't know if there's enough yet for a general thread. At least until the new one gets in most people's hands. And my group hasn't gotten through the campaign yet so I fear spoilers.
But I play it the cheap way. I bought the components from a bits reseller, with no minis, for about $25.
>>51950687
Slambo card in the new GW. He's pretty good.
>>51950863
To be honest the new Warhammer Quest just doesn't look that interesting to me. A quest through a mad demon sorcerer's funhouse of minions and traps I can get behind, but going after some cult hidden in a slum just doesn't really do it for me. I'm sure it'll be fun but I probably won't buy it myself.
I need pictures of Village elders!
Why
For my Dnd Game!
>>51950186
How do I make a villain that isn't just a greedy egoist
>>51948371
> How do I make a villain that isn't just a greedy egoist
"For the Greater Good" is the most cruel phrase ever uttered.
>>51948371
Make him a cuck.
He feels all humans need to be replaced by orcs and that human females should be bred only with orcs.
>>51948385
So basically make the villain a utilitarian
As a DM, would you ignore a natural 20 on a save roll and still kill a PC when he does something exceedingly stupid, like drinking a vial acid? I definitely would. Unless magic is involved, there's no way to survive something like this, even if you're the toughest person in history.
>>51948054
If you have issues with a player, fucking talk with him/her, you fucking manchild, rather than being passive-aggressive cunt
Just don't allow a save roll.
>do you realise it's acid you're going to drink?
>yus
>it's very potent acid
>yus
>it will kill you
>yus
>oh well. you drink the acid and die in the most painful way possible. thanks for coming, the door is over there.
Success with complications. You drank the acid? Okay. As it enters your throat, it begins to burn you and you instinctively begun to throw it up. You continue to throw up for the next minute. You gain two levels of exhaustion and your vocal chords are going to need some magical healing.
Killing a stupid player's character is easy; a momentary frustration.
Punishing through in-game penalties that affect the player's actions long-term? That is education.
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>Shoot straight
>Conserve ammo
>And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon
Big and Busy: Wageslave edition
Do you know some wageslaves? Are you one? Or do you only talk to them when it's a hostage situation?
>>51946257
>Do you know some wageslaves?
A couple I keep as contacts. Always handy to have a guy inside when preparing for a job.
>Are you one?
I can pretend to be one when needed like you'd think I was the genuine article.
>Or do you only talk to them when it's a hostage situation?
Oh, chummer, if only they weren't so poor I wouldn't need to risk my life anymore. It's a-maz-ing what people will tell you with a little alcohol in their bellies and someone lending them a commiserating ear.
What programms would a drone need to imitate the behavior of an dog ?
>Autosoft [impersonate]
>Autosoft [etiquette]
>Knowsoft [good boy]
Creating a legwork rigger and building some spy drones, including an atzec. crawler disguised as beagle.
>>51946447
>disguised as beagle.
First, you're going to need to worry about legs and Realistic Features before software. Second, you definitely need to put an olfactory sensor on that because beagle. Third, I haven't heard anything about impersonation autosofts. What you might want to do is take the e-ghost of a real beagle as a Dependent and let him rig the drone with Walk Like A Monkey.
>Female knight is lewdly dressed
>everyone throws a hissy fit about muh historical accuracy
>Wizard is almost buck naked
>That's cool
Why
>>51942208
Joke's on you, anon, in my campaign everyone is half-naked.Even males.Especially males.
>>51942208
It's still trash, just slightly less trash because a wizardprobablyisn't planning on running straight into melee range
>>51942208
Wizard's don't customarily rely on a thick coat of metal between them and danger to survive, while knights customarily do. Wizards are also inherently not historically in their usual form, so the complaint would ring hollow.
inspo thread?
Post cardfus
Is there any actual question over this?
>>51936978
Is that Joey?
Is there an updated 2017 skull servant deck list?
>Your PCs are a team of couriers and mail-carriers tasked with delivering supplies and communications between remote mining and fishing communities in the frozen northlands.
>Together, you crew a large crawler vehicle, designed to haul cargo through the snow and provide comfortable if cramped shelter for its operators as they make their appointed rounds.
>As the government's presence and ability to respond to incidents and accidents in this region is tenuous at best, the PCs are often asked to help with a wide range of situations.
>Most of these are mundane in nature, like delivering a time-sensitive letter to the next town along their route, checking in on an elderly prospector or repairing a faulty generator.
>Sometimes though, the situation is more creepy, like running across a "cursed" unfinished rail line, like investigating mysterious disappearances or sighting otherworldly creatures.
What are some potential cozy or creepy quest hooks, happenings and set-pieces for the crew of a roving snow-crawler to come across as they traverse the great white north?
>>51935926
>What is radio
Wireless communication has been around for a very long time.
Barring radio, pigeons.
>>51935958
Magnetic interference.
>>51935926
>devolves into the Thing by 5th session
>TPK
I have a story to tell of how I used and abused my knowledge of D&D to take an otherwise shit campaign and make myself the "boss". What are your stories?
>>51935710
Tease.
>>51935710
Storytime plz?
Let me tell you the story, of a 5e game where my group beat not one, but two BBEGB in a row, and how I then became the boss.
This happened a while back so details are fuzzy, and I'm no writer so expect shit.
Kindly no End Times or Age of Sigmar. If that is your cup of tea, please go elsewhere, especially if you're just going to shill or troll. For all intents and purposes, it's not the same universe.
>1d4chan
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Warhammer_Fantasy
>Newbie Introduction to Warhammer Fantasy (Download, start reading at page 174 for the story and all the races)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/i330182xo9b1hsi/Rulebook+%28Hardback%29.pdf
>Third Party Miniature Manufacturers
http://pastebin.com/CvGaNyrk
>List of Warhammer recommended proxies
http://www.the-ninth-age.com/lexicon/index.php?lexicon/462-the-9th-age-miniature-library/
>Tomb Kings Range reborn!
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>Bretonnia range reborn!
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>Fimir range reborn!
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>Warhammer Wikis
whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
warhammerfb.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Wiki
warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Online_Wiki
>Resources (Armybooks, Supplements, lore, Crunch - INCLUDING WARHAMMER FANTASY ROLEPLAY)
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>Endhammer
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Endhammer
>9th Age
http://www.the-ninth-age.com
>Warhammer Online: Return of Reckoning (Alpha)
https://www.returnofreckoning.com/
>Total War: Warhammer
store.steampowered.com/app/364360/
>End Times: Vermintide
store.steampowered.com/app/235540/
>Mordheim: City of the Damned
store.steampowered.com/app/276810/
>Bloodbowl 2
store.steampowered.com/app/236690/
>Man O' War
http://store.steampowered.com/app/344240/
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>>51931854
First for Ulric, the Graf Todbringer and the Middenland
>2017
>still not WFRP video game adaptation
>>51931892
First for Tilea, we'll look after your wives while your out.
>that smug munchkin that makes a trip/disarm/grapple build
What players do you hate?
>that smug munchkin that makes a trip/disarm/grapple build
Man, I always throw a bone to those guys, they need all the help you can give them.
As for the question
>What players do you hate?
Players who play Tier1 and Tier2 casters optimized as fuck but have a inferiority complex
>Huuuuur the barbarian deals 10% of what one of my summons deals 24/7 that's unfair duuurrrr
>Well, yeah, I end encounters in 1 turn, but I can only do that 8 times a day, meanwhile the monk can do everything at will
>I deserve more magic items because my HPs and AC is lower, doesn't matter I'm never in danger
>>51929312
Yeah, gotta hate those rare players who want to fight in melee and not just trade blows for raw damage until they win.
>>51929312
>What players do you hate?
Players who ignore the leanings and scale of the party, or who think the GM's commandments are "suggestions".
As for OP, your bait is scarce away from rotten, try harder. I mean, you could have gone with "Stat Me" and been better off.
>my (fantasy race) are like normal (fantasy race) except they are (earth culture)
>my (fantasy race) are like normal (fantasy race) except they don't (defining characteristic of what makes a fantasy race identifiable)
> my (fantasy race) are like normal (fantasy race) except they are (other fantasy race instead)
Stop building shit worlds you fucking plebs
>>51928178
>tfw accidentally made elves a greedy, Jewish stereotype.
I just wanted them to call the shots over humans since they're longer lived, but it ended up turning into a bunch of knife-ears rubbing their hands together as you shop at one of their chain stores.
>>51928178
It's rough
Some of us have a handle on what makes a game interesting for our party of players.
Some of us are still navel gazing, and don't have the luxury of experince
>>51928178
Maybe learn how writing works, you fucking idiot.