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>>52050716
Slaanesh is my fetish

>>52050716
It's just /d/ personified with a bit of fur shoved in.

SO /tg/ SHOULD HATE IT FOR THE THE SHEER FURFAGGOTRY RIGHT?

>>52050716
Where in Age of Sigmar is he?

>>52044616
This is something relativeley minor
But

>Warboss gorgutz

what happened to your dudes?
Also why would Gorgutz be part of any special snowflake orc paint scheme i make?
Look i know this is probably the least credible criticism of Dawn of War 3 but this is still 40k and it not beeing about your dudes triggers my autism.

Just make it a generic Ork Warboss..

>>52044674
Gorgutz has been part of DoW since the inception, and so do Taldeer and Angelos.

Your dudes are for the multiplayer, DoW is about the BR and the microcosm around them.

>>52044616
Another thing that gets me is how weak the shootaboyz feel.
In Dawn of War 1 and 2 the projectiels were all fuckhuge and people were beeing knocked places left and right whenever someone threw a granade, i kinda miss that chaos of combat.

First for nids

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Black Templar decurion when?
Vows for the Emperor's Champion When?
Relics and updated plastic kits when?

Fuck you Ultramarines, fuck you all.

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Third for Omegon and Sigmar are the missing primarchs.

>>52081478

The surviving remnants of mankind were forced to retreat to environmentally secured areas to survive the biological fallout and any human venturing outside has to wear specialized environmental suits. Mankind still has to go outside cities because some resources are only found there, and the wilds are filled with hostile mutants and monsters.

>>52081478
I veto the start and now this is a setting about sentient duck wizards in prehistoric times.

Their religious chant is "Opee Izah Tremen Dousfa Gott"

>>52081519

These environmental suits range from patchwork rags and makeshift breathing apparatuses, to bulky and cumbersome astronaut-type suits, to futuristic skin-tight nano-weave suits with an efficient scuba-like breathing mask, to ancient, colossal mechs with enough artillery power to decimate a city block, and everything in between.

>>52080066
>What was the oldest character (proportionally to their race) you've ever played? Have you ever thought about playing an older character, or maybe play with one?
I played Granny "Grizzle" Griselda who was an 87 year old human woman. She was my witch when I played CotCT.

So PFG what is better for a familiar you plan to use in combat, figment or mauler?

>>52080066
One of my characters was Jianshi Li, a 600 year old granny kitsune that I never got to play because the game was cancelled

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Rolled 8, 10, 2 = 20 (3d10)

Rolled 10, 9, 9, 2, 5, 9 = 44 (6d10)

>>52080435
Shit, forgot to roll two other times

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>>52080435
>>52080454
>802. Shrink: The fingers of a nearby randomly chosen creature shrink to 1/12th their normal size for 1 hour.
>99. Cat: A black cat comes up to you and says she's sorry.
>259. Hair: Your hair is turned white as chalk. Permanent
I don't see any workable relationshp beatween any of these things

About a year ago, a few people at the LGS and I were playing the 5e Elemental Evil campaign and early on, we fought a necromancer and took his lair for our own.
Over the course of the campaign, we made it real homely like. With beds, a treasury, hell we even made a farm and had servants.
The twist was, our de facto leader ran a crime ring to finance our adventure. Prostitution, selling drugs. We even had bum fights. Eventually, we got caught because our goliath blabbed at the wrong moment.
It was a good time while it lasted. Got a good jailbreak session out of it, though.

>>52076873
The more impressive I make a dungeon, the more my players do to try to skip it by teleporting, turning into birds or clouds of gas, leveling the building by moving earth, flooding it by moving water, or just picking another quest. It makes me want to make their next adventure an attempt to defend a buikding against enemies who know the same spells they do.

>>52076957
Sounds like a fun time. Reminds me of a friend in this Ptolus run we played. They were the Evil rogue in our otherwise Good group When we killed a group of thugs, the rest of us left and they decided to squat there. They used Hero Points and a craft (alchemy) to make the most addictive drug ever. They ended up OD'ing on it themselves, but the drug would remain a scourge to the city for decades to come.

Pride.
Arrogance in a leader will always put his followers in more danger than anything else.

>>52076140

I'm trying to understand the symbolism of envy and it doesn't make much sense, what do the untied shows represent?

>>52076140
Sloth, obviously.

There is already a thread on this topic.

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>>52075060
>“What we've done in Shadows of War is take the [Nemesis system] concept of unique personal stories and transferred them to the environment,” begins Michael de Plater, creative VP at Monolith, during a presentation at GDC 2017. “The way that comes through is with these Nemesis Fortresses. Each region is controlled by one of these fortresses, and each one will represent the variety and personality of the Overlord who is ruling them.”

>Nemesis Fortresses are the crown of each of the game’s regions, which are now both more numerous and larger than Shadow of Mordor’s two zones. You can expect to see much more interesting landscapes too, thanks to a variety of different ecosystems. Playing once more as Talion, you’ll be able to explore from the slopes of Mount Doom, right out to the border between Mordor and neighbouring Gondor. The city of Minas Ithil - Gondor’s most eastern defence - will be visitable, and several hours into the game it will be besieged by the Nazgul and Sauron’s forces. It’s a key historic event in Tolkien lore, leading to the creation of Minas Morgul: the headquarters of the Ringwraiths.

>>52075081
oh

Nevermind then

Link?

Why did Paris settle for Helen when gaining favor of Aphrodite? Why didn't he demand some time with Aphrodite? The gods were sluts, you know she would have hopped on his dick for that golden apple.

>>52072034
She was too busy fucking him
>>52072047
She would have killed him for his presumption, the gods were pretty and schizophrenic

>tfw the entire reason and cause of Illiad and the Odyssey is one man's monstergirl fetish

>>52070271
Legend by Rule of Cool, Legend of the Wulin, Strike!

>>52070271
Blam! the Blame manga game. It's on 1d4chan.

Valor, haven't had a chance to play it but it looks pretty sweet.

http://imgur.com/gallery/KtzGn

>>52067239
What did knights do when they had to poop

Power armor is like a Stillsuit; it recycles the vast majority of your waste (including urine and feces).

>>52067362
Or they're all wearing diapers under those suits

If your runner had 100.000 nuyen to spend only on things that aren't weapons and don't give mechanical bonuses, what would they spend it on?
Drugs and skillsofts are fine if they're meant for recreational use and not on a run, and weapons are fine if they're not intended to be used but only collected.

>>52064249
Invest it in the stock market.
Put it in a secure fund for when I need to go under the radar for a long time.
Invest it in community projects in my neighborhood.

>>52064152
>Man, chummer.

Isn't that redundant? Like, "Man, buddy."

>>52056215
this is about the same as that story about how the PCs fought a campaign to bring gay rights to a medieval kingdom and then got torn apart by fucking skeletons under the command of the lich they didn't bother dealing with at the start of the campaign, instead opting to plunge the land resisting the lich into a firestorm of revolutionary bloodletting over matters of no real importance.

what's missing is the last panel with a bunch of orcs eating them alive with sauron laughing in the background while his high-minded infiltrators take over rulership of their new territories, which they delivered into his hands. wormtongue, except worse.

>>52052933
God damn it.

>>52052933
>>52052944

It's a bit of a shame, because I don't think this thread could get any more perfect beyond these two posts.

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>>52052933