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>>52288917
>commonly held misconceptions
That Mox opal isn't a vintage level card and doesn't deserved to be banned.

how long until deaths shadow ban

>>52288958
The thread got ruined real fast, might be a new record.

>>52288724
you have a poise system right? poise was pretty important in balancing for the series.

>>52288724
A few other miscellaneous things:

-- Bonfires will be warp points, healing points, etcetera
-- Unlike in the first game, there'll be a dedicated level up lady; no leveling up whenever
-- There will be a Firelink Shrine area, possibly more a Majula style town of relative safety, where NPCs gather.
-- I'm not using the layout of any of the games, and probably not any bosses
-- I might have Patches in some sidequest
-- While players will effectively be immortal, I'm not going to make them fight through enemies over again if they die, that works much better in a video game.
-- I'm going more Dark Souls I in terms of NPCs: they'll all be friendly and inspiring, even if depressed, and helping fulfill their quests will probably make them go Hollow
-- Hollowing is all about losing your will to live, or having nothing left to keep you from going Hollow. It's sort of a Sanity meter, where dying and finishing things both make you lose it.

>>52288965
DaSIII didn't even have poise.
Also, while I'm not trying to perfectly mimic the actual combat, the system I've been making is all about resource management of Stamina when it comes to combat, with different actions having different Stamina costs, and things like turtling up also costing Stamina to maintain.

>>52288971
-- I'm not sure whether each player will have an Estus of their own, or if it will be shared among them and heal everyone, like it does in DaSI's co-op.
-- Narratively everyone will be in the same "world", but I might still have NPC Phantoms.

>>52284962
Time to shill

www <dot> kickstarter <dot> com/projects/autarch/heroic-fantasy-and-barbarian-conquerors-collection

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How do I get OSR players?

I tried to recruit for a homebrew, but it's not working. Maybe I should suck it up and fun White Box or something.

>>52284996
The art seems nice.
Maybe I'm missing something on the page,
but are they both ACKS supplements?
Is the first for something else?

>>52279930
That doesn't look like a woman to me.

>>52279910
One cannot defeat the Tarrasque until they've defeated their inner Tarrasque.

>>52279910
You beat it into a puddle and then wish it away.

You trap it and then mine it for food on your post-apocalyptic food-lacking planet.

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>>52278062
>Run a Pokemon game
>focused on searching for and capturing legendary Pokemon
>Buy buy a big poster with each legend on it
>every session or so, cross out a picture with the name of the trainer who caught it
>Cynthia caught Latios
>Steven caught Cobalion
>Blaine caught Moltres
>Do this for a visual representation of their soft deadline
>but also because I really like the idea
>not a single person cares

>>52278062
>run a supernatural investigation game
>decide I'm going to go beyond the standard vampire and werewolf bullshit
>research mythological monsters and demons
>Babylonian, Aztec, Hindu, Medieval Demonology, the works
>come up with lists of information the players can use against them through research and investigation
>plot out cases based on the monsters and what they might want
>half the players quit after the first session, claiming its "too occult."
>thought it'd just be vampires and werewolves

Fuck the Bible Belt.

>>52278062
everytime i gm

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>in any case, none of the servants were all too thrilled about the orders, but we couldn't really go against Mother Dearest's wishes, because she technically owns the manor where Ojou-sama and the servants live, even if she got it from her late husband and isn't actually Ojou's mother, but rather a stepmother
>we technically have to attend the ball in two days, and yet it's in our interest to stealthily sabotage the event
>so, the problems start from the very beginning, because Margaret apparently can't keep her lesbo in her pants
>the very first situation me and Miss Watson had to defuse was the crazy dyke breaking into the Ojou's room in hopes of some steamy lesbo sex - because "if she is to be engaged and I can't have her, then I'd rather engage in our forbidden love right now"

>the next two days are not very interesting, it's basically just roleplaying, GM setting the scene, and players competing for Favor, so I won't detail them
>anyway, in two days Mother Dearest arrives in her lavish and pompous carriage
>Sebastian and I run distraction with her, while Margaret and Miss Watson sabotage the carriage she came in, in hopes that if we can't go to the ball, we won't need to do shit
>it almost works too, but they fail some checks and almost get caught in the act, so, unfortunately, Ojou has to attend the ball
>and, guess fucking what, we are drafted to assist in the ball's proceedings
>this_might_be_the_chance_we_were_looking_for.jpg
>when we arrive, I cite being the head servant so I remain with Ojou-sama, while rather unsubtly hinting to other players to fuck shit up
>cont.

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>Margaret is stellar at seducing random nobles right in front of everyone and making them do stupid shit, laughing when they make fools of themselves in front of Ojou-sama and Mother Dearest
>Miss Watson fucks up shit at kitchen, making shit completely inedible even if it looks perfectly fine and mixing up the orders
>Sebastian is doing his best to run distraction and does some really ridiculous shit, like releasing the flock of peacocks someone brought with them into the ballroom
>and I'm accompanying Ojou and Mother Dearest while she unsuccessfully tries to find a suitable suitor, who are all too busy being seduced by Margaret, throwing up from Miss Watson's food or getting shit on by the birds
>at some point, Mother Dearest goes into a fucking tantrum saying that she will find a husband for her stepdaughter in this place, like it or not
>I've_been_waiting_for_this.tiff
>I unleash the most fucking savage bantz I manage upon Mother Dearest, saying that she is a disgrace to the family, that her husband would be ashamed to see her trying to hook up her daughter with these unworthy retards in a horrible place like this etc.
>she tries to disagree, but even she can't deny how fucking horrible the service been in this place and how people behaved like complete retards (thanks to our interference, but she doesn't know that)
>and then Miss Watson appears out of nowhere and proceeds to use the Ultimate Retort, using even more savage insults than I've managed, and unleashing her inner yandere, saying that "Ojou-sama deserves a prince on a white horse, not these god forsaken pigs in human clothing"
>tfw we just publicly shamed our employer and got away with it
>at this point we basically go home immediately, with the danger of our Ojou-sama being engaged to some aristocratic bumfuck safely averted
There is way more to this campaign, like the time we went to France, but this is the gist of how my Jeeves transformed into "I would rather slip into a fucking coma" character.

>seduced by a turbolesbian
They deserved it

I do and it wasn't. It was actually an improvement imo, she's a good player.

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I play and DM with my gf
She's often the most active and involved player in the group, as well as the best DM of us all
If you have disruption problems in your gaming group, it's because yoj play with shitty people

>>52269266
i really, really like this sheep

can i save it?

>>52268203
>I'd plug her suit if you know what I mean
I don't get it

>>52268203
id show her how slippery us Kamau can be, if you catch my drift

>>52267635
Ok so remote box, Spec Ops model because I hate the Celestial guard model, Guilang, Support Box, and some bodies.

I particularly like the Keisatsu models, but I know they have crap stats. Should I go with Zenshi instead? Should I skip super cheap infantry in general?

From the sounds of the other guys I already have one nice hacker, the Pangolin hacker is decent, and the ninja hacker is also good.

My intent right now is to buy this stuff and learn how to use it over the next few months as I paint it, so thank you.

>inb4 Stasis

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>>52264983
Really, anything by Tucker applies, because it's usually just "vague blob of watercolor"

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>>52264992
Damnit! But seriously, what is going on here?

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Heck.

At this point I may as well go balls-deep.

>>52257278
Until you're hitting Satan totals, you aren't balls deep. Still a little over $100 to go.

>>52257412
The only thing I'm not getting are the Satan twins models, and I guess the plastic board but that thing's too impractical even for me.

(I already own other 1.0 content)

>>52255950
To add to this session, I would like to say that we have found that screaming curses in elvish, specifically "faggot" has some magical properties.

>>52255967
And also Goblin raids have increased in savagery and brutality the last few days.

>>52255950
I also require the rebuilding of the war room as well.

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>>52252594

>>52252594
My favorites were fungus people I made for a Stars Without Number game me and a few friends made once.

>Decentralized fungus creatures who grow from small, nonsapient spore creatures into eventually city and planet sized monsters.
>They technically can't die of old age, so much of the surface of their planet is covered in very, very old people having a nap.
>They eat everything. Everything. Including each other. And their young. Mostly their nonsapient young.
>They're basically luddites, most of their "technology" being a combination of growing their bodies in a specialized manner and using the totally-not-element-zero of the setting to do things.
>They never really invented pronouns. They refer to everyone by their full name and title always.
>Their entire government system is basically might makes right, since they regenerate pretty well and can't die easily. Someone will say they're doing something, and if anyone disagrees they fight.
>They are also fervent conservationists. Its no fun hunting and eating a species if you can't do it again next year.
>Their favorite international sport is war with each other. Winner eats parts of the loser.

They were heavily based on pic related.

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Posted the wrong file. Here's the right one.

>>52250938
Maybe they only keep a few tanks in good condition and cannibalize the rest to keep those few running.

>>52250938
A Pre-War mega corporation started a monopoly for the war, owning everything needed to mine, produce, or replicate the materials to repair their tanks and vehicles they made and sold in the same area.
Has/ Had advanced AA and Anti-Bomb/Missile defences because of the high value of the area, Or may be hidden deep underground.
Nuclear power-plant with a Computer operated Production line, near unlimited natural resources because this company had such close ties to the US Government that it essentially was.

Would be the main base of operations for the player group, with Tanks and other vehicles being common but above their pay grade/ useless for their missions.
Body armor, and weapons would be common, and less restricted, but the main issue would be that they are a Xenophobic community, and everyone knows this.
They would have to show that they are not actually the bad guys.

Think Brotherhood of Steel, in a Vault-tec factory, but in the setting of Wasteland.

>>52251076
A simple, but effective Idea, anon. I like it.
>>52251156
That's a pretty cool idea, as well. What would pose a threat to said player group, however, if they had access to technology so far above anybody else?

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>>52250345
Warhammer orcs and tolkienesque orcs are at complete opposite ends of the spectrum. Also, I think there are a few anime that do goblins/orcs well, like Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash.