Anonymous
Counterfeit MTG Cards 2017-03-21 02:08:46 Post No.52281425
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Counterfeit MTG Cards 2017-03-21 02:08:46 Post No.52281425
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: Infernal Spawn of Evil.jpg (40KB, 312x445px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 312x445px
So I recently heard that almost 10% of high level good cards are counterfeit, thanks to scammers using unscrupulous chinese printing companies to make copies/fakes and selling them on the NA market.
Is there any truth to this?
59 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>52281425
10% is way too high a number, but counterfeit is more widespread than people can imagine. If decks were checked for counterfeits at any Legacy or Modern big tournament, we would all be surprised.
>>
File: 1489903888343.png (635KB, 780x784px) Image search:
[Google]
635KB, 780x784px
>>52281425
>source: my ass
>is there any truth to this?
>>
>>52281425
>>52282328
I don't think anyone really knows. Yeah, 10% is probably too high, but it's not like we have any data on this. Chinese don't publicize their sales data (obviously) and buyers try to convince everyone that their stuff is real, or don't know that they're fakes.
Anonymous
WIP - Work In Progress General 2017-03-21 01:31:57 Post No.52280906
[Report] Image search: [Google]
WIP - Work In Progress General 2017-03-21 01:31:57 Post No.52280906
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: johnny_collage_WIP_banner04.jpg (422KB, 1280x1201px) Image search:
[Google]
422KB, 1280x1201px
WIP - Work In Progress General
Anonymous
2017-03-21 01:31:57
Post No. 52280906
[Report]
[View this topic]
No WIP thread on /tg/?!? Emperor's Teeth! That's HERESY!!!
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Paint_Range_Compatibility_Chart
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.nz/#F!fkcliY4L!mhdmIs2lT3mFG3VwoLO8Qw
https://mega.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
>DIY Lightbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxzC5kqbyw
>DIY Spraybooth
http://www.starshipmodeler.com/tech/pa_booth.htm
>How to Moldlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4LZ8iCSkeU
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tkw7ttTIo
http://www.miniwargaming.com/magnet-guide
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/297605-tutorial-magnetisation/
>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
http://pastebin.com/p6bVhGsg
>Stripping Paint
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Dakka_Modeling_FAQ:_How_to_Strip...
>On the consequences of insufficient ventilation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_solvent-induced_encephalopathy
http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg273.pdf
>I am the hammer! I am the point of His spear! I am the mail about His fist! I am the bane of His foes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjaYW5Cnr5k
>Previous Threads:
>>52258015
>>52133721
>>52113479
319 Posts / 87 Images
View this topic
>>
File: mkIVdread[1].jpg (72KB, 800x680px) Image search:
[Google]
![mkIVdread[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6y16PTG.jpg "mkIVdread[1]")
72KB, 800x680px
Two questions:
1. Has anyone ever made their own transfer sheets with a ink printer?
2. Does the forge world MkIV Dreadnought come with the body crest pictured on forge worlds website and a alternate one like in pic related? Or is it just the one on the website?
>>
>>52280984
forgot link.
https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-ES/MKIV-Ironclad-Dreadnought-Body
>>
File: deffkopta.jpg (207KB, 1000x802px) Image search:
[Google]
207KB, 1000x802px
i just finished this deffkopta, it's been a long while since i painted anything orky so the ork itself came out a bit brightgreen but i like it.i could not find the original head so i gave him a helm/goggle'les head, spreadfreak style head open in the wind.
File: qbBHMEH.jpg (690KB, 1600x1013px) Image search:
[Google]
690KB, 1600x1013px
I hear you like maps /tg/
82 Posts / 48 Images
View this topic
>>
>>52272625
What's with the shadow layer
There clearly aren't any giant trees to cast it
>>
File: 1466184536760.jpg (4MB, 1500x1500px) Image search:
[Google]
4MB, 1500x1500px
>>
File: 300a563c20336b8a9af223cf3c0c34c9.jpg (357KB, 530x3180px) Image search:
[Google]
357KB, 530x3180px
>>52272625
I do anyway, I collect them.
pick a theme I'll see what I have.
File: LittleDemon.png (135KB, 327x771px) Image search:
[Google]
135KB, 327x771px
>a small demon arrives at a village
>villagers immediately panic, guards rush out to kill it
>the demon doesn't resist, and while being beaten cries out that it's not evil and never meant any harm to anyone
>captain of the guard decides it might be better to capture it rather than kill it, despite protests from zealous villagers
>once captured, the demon explains that not all demons are evil, and that it's all just a stereotype and stigma, though one well-earned by its kin
>though the captain of the guard changes his mind and decides to kill it, the mayor forbids him from doing so, having known a half-orc who had faced similar prejudice despite being a good person
>the demon remains imprisoned for two years, where it remains cheerful despite its harsh conditions, saying where it came from was much worse
>the mayor decides that if this was anyone except an evil demon, they would be committing a terrible crime themselves by imprisoning an innocent creature, and this demon had done literally nothing to warrant its imprisonment beyond being a demon
>shackled and observed, the demon is let out of its cell a few times
>it always asks if it can help anyone, and one day a farmer decides to bully it by giving it a small trowel and telling it to clean out his stables
>though terrible, grueling work, the demon finishes the task without any complaint, and even thanks the farmer
279 Posts / 37 Images
View this topic
>>
>after several more years, the demon has made a few friends, mostly the younger children who don't understand why they must hate and fear it
>eventually, the aging mayor decides that the demon has done nothing wrong all these years, and formally releases it, despite protests from the older villagers
>it lives at the edge of the town in a small hut, performing small tasks for the villagers in exchange for just being allowed to be left alone
>after more than a decade, the villagers have slowly grown to accept the demon
>though most are still wary, and a few still want to see it dead, they have come to respect the demon as a diligent worker that always is willing to lend a hand
>many start to refer to it as the "good demon", and try to treat it like a true member of the village
>the villagers slowly discover that the demon has a warm and friendly personality, and actually becomes rather popular due to its humility and charm
>after two decades of living with the villagers, they formally apologize for having mistreated it in the past, and welcome it into their village
>six days later, when the last villager has been caught and enslaved by the demonic army that had taken years to summon, the small demon wonders if the people "deserved" what they got, or whether it's all just an unfortunate example of terrible things happening to good people.
>>
>>52270290
>>52270295
What is this thread about?
>>
>>52270322
Gary Grygyx mastrubating to child murder from beyond the grave, I suppose?
Anonymous
Song of Swords: Glory, Amen! 2017-03-20 02:29:22 Post No.52264800
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Song of Swords: Glory, Amen! 2017-03-20 02:29:22 Post No.52264800
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: Teutonic_Knight_A-copy-968x649.jpg (167KB, 968x649px) Image search:
[Google]
167KB, 968x649px
Song of Swords: Glory, Amen!
Anonymous
2017-03-20 02:29:22
Post No. 52264800
[Report]
[View this topic]
Last time on Song of Swords:
KICKSTARTER COMPLETE!
35K GET
PLOT HOOK HANDBOOK CONFIRMED
SOS CONFIRMED
GOTT MITT UNS
The KS link & Opaque's website
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2006613790/song-of-swords-tabletop-roleplaying-game
http://www.songofswords.net/
Song of Swords is a a tabletop RPG centered around realistic medieval fightan' with a ludicrous variety of weapons and fighting styles, centered around a dice pool system. It's currently in beta, and can be used for both fantasy and historical games. Kickstarter is happening NOW we are kicking ass baby!
Call of the Void: Ballad of the Laser Whales is a pulpy sci-fi tabletop RPG about fighting space-nazis and hunting giant whales with harpoons made out of the moon. Its combat system is more modern, based in the early 20th century, but can probably handle combat up to the present day.
MEGA folder containing current version of the game and all supplementary materials.
Note that the latest version of the game is v1.9.9 but with additional supplements. It's NOT what's currently on Opaque's website, because Jimmy is Jimmy.
https://mega.nz/#F!S89jTT7J!ozFi9GvzaFGHfBa59Ik2-Q
Here's a wiki detailing SoS's fantasy setting, getting filled up bit by bit as Jimmy reveals more details:
http://tattered-realms.wikia.com/wiki/Tattered_Realms_Wiki
We also have a Discord now, at https://discord.gg/zzTq7Xw
And a Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/SongofSwordsRPG/
There's also a roll20 room where new players are encouraged to try the rules, test new rules, and find game breaking issues: https://app.roll20.net/join/346755/hRKd4w
If you're looking to learn, post here in the thread. We also play Guy Windsor's card game Audatia in the room.
The Legend is Born Again!
210 Posts / 55 Images
View this topic
>>
File: That Which Stares Back.jpg (997KB, 1048x1225px) Image search:
[Google]
997KB, 1048x1225px
>post yfw 35k
>>
File: 1489972197364-tg.jpg (183KB, 960x496px) Image search:
[Google]
183KB, 960x496px
>>52264876
>>
File: it was all for this.gif (2MB, 300x259px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 300x259px
>>52264876
galvanicAutogenitor (ID: !!lh2+0hXHAN0)
MTG Magic The Gathering Ask A Judge - 「 W E D N E S D A Y W E E K 」 2017-03-22 01:23:56 Post No.52304879
[Report] Image search: [Google]
MTG Magic The Gathering Ask A Judge - 「 W E D N E S D A Y W E E K 」 2017-03-22 01:23:56 Post No.52304879
[Report] Image search: [Google]
MTG Magic The Gathering Ask A Judge - 「 W E D N E S D A Y W E E K 」
galvanicAutogenitor (ID: !!lh2+0hXHAN0)
2017-03-22 01:23:56
Post No. 52304879
[Report]
[View this topic]
Good morning and welcome back!
28 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
When gaining infinite life with a combo, am I allowed to use scientific notation to note my life total?
>>
>>52304962
There is no such thing as "infinite" in Magic. You have to pick an actual end point. General agreement is that your opponent should not require an advanced knowledge of mathematics to understand what you're doing. Scientific Notation for space-saving sake should be fine, as long as everyone knows what's going on; 10^10 on your pad is fine as long as everyone knows that means "ten billion".
>>
>>52304879
Just out of curiosity, do judges typically, or are you personally, prepared to rule on Un-cards and their interactions?
File: 1472979557782.png (334KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
334KB, 500x500px
What is the best tabletop wargame to get into if I'm the type of person who would put hobby first, game second?
I'm brand new to this kind of thing so naturally I've been looking at 40k, which has impressed me quite a bit with it's army line-up. There's some great looking stuff I would absolutely love to assemble and paint, and I've assembled a basic surface knowledge of the rules and watched some battle reports and it looks like a game I would enjoy playing (FWIW I'm coming from tabletop RPGs).
I have zero interest in playing competitively, just casually for fun. To my knowledge X-Wing and Warmachine are the next two most popular wargames but the models just don't look anywhere near as appealing. Is there anything else out there I should consider or would 40k be right for me?
12 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>52303969
Look at historicals. Once you get past Bolt Action there are literally games for everything. Find the HWG general on /tg/ too.
Unless of course you just want sci-fi. Then buy into and waste all your money on GW plastic crack
>>
>>52303969
>Is there anything else out there I should consider or would 40k be right for me?
Your next step should be scoping out the local game stores and asking what gets played there most often.
mind, if you think 40k's cool there's no real reason to avoid it
>>
>>52303969
John carmack on the right ?
Anonymous
Tell me about your setting's dragonborn. 2017-03-22 09:48:44 Post No.52303536
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Tell me about your setting's dragonborn. 2017-03-22 09:48:44 Post No.52303536
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: ujhBcFG.jpg (666KB, 3300x2550px) Image search:
[Google]
666KB, 3300x2550px
Tell me about your setting's dragonborn.
Anonymous
2017-03-22 09:48:44
Post No. 52303536
[Report]
[View this topic]
>What cultures do you mold them after?
>How tall are they?
>How much do they weigh?
>What's their relation to dragons?
>What are their preferred weapons?
>Do they rely on natural armor such as scales?
20 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>What cultures do you mold them after?
None,really. They're very rare,as they're not a race per se, but created from normal humans from an evil Not!RenaissanceItaly realm ruled by a red dragon god, to server as his mortal chosen agents (dark paladins of sort).
>How tall are they?
Like very tall humans,but some are quite large; between seven and a half and almost nine feet.
>How much do they weigh?
Maybe about 50% more than a normal human of their height,but mostly due to muscle density; they're tall,but not specially broad or bulky.
>What's their relation to dragons?
As stated before, they were normal humans who rose from the ranks of the red dragon god cult to serve as emissaries,high priests and paladins. Sometimes they became castellans and stewards of important positions if there isn't a dragon around to do the job (in this evil Not!Italy, the children of the dragon god take on military and poticial charges).
>What are their preferred weapons?
Daggers and short swords for the spellcasters (sorcerers and clerics), long sword and tower shield for the warring types.
>Do they rely on natural armor such as scales?
No; their scales are not that hard. The don't even have a tail, only a dragon-like head (with crests and horns) and red skin color; enough to mark them as the chosen ones.
>>
>>52303536
>Your setting's dragonborn
Who?
>>
>What cultures do you mold them after?
Mali Empire, rich ass fuck and kind philanthropists, but a massive army and with a 'don't fuck with us, we won't fuck with you' attitude. Basically unified tribes
>How tall are they?
Depending on the breed and ancestry 5' to 12'
>How much do they weigh?
Again, depends on heritage, but the range is 75% of human of equal size to 200% of human of equal size
>What's their relation to dragons?
direct descendants of the various dragon clans that used to litter the continent they come from, magically (actual magic involved) changed to humanoid because humans are dicks
>What are their preferred weapons?
Big ones prefer mauls and two handed axes, smaller nimbler ones prefer short spear and shield, while all are trained to use bows (each clan also has a penchant for doing something to their arrows, Red Clan fire, Black Clan Poison ETC)
>Do they rely on natural armor such as scales?
They pretty much only rely on natural armor, as metal and plate are reserved for the commanders or rich fucks.
File: 1478714391061.png (400KB, 1000x500px) Image search:
[Google]
400KB, 1000x500px
So I don't have enough people for anything beyond a solo campaign for a game of VTM:20. It's me and my sister, any advice for running a solo campaign?
39 Posts / 9 Images
View this topic
>>
>>52301815
>me and my sister
LAERP is the only choice
>>
>>52301826
Sorry I'm not a degenerate.
>>
>>52301841
>implying there's anything wrong with incest
Anonymous
Count-Up & Action Tick Combat Systems 2017-03-22 05:26:28 Post No.52301445
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Count-Up & Action Tick Combat Systems 2017-03-22 05:26:28 Post No.52301445
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: CanItWork.png (5KB, 200x252px) Image search:
[Google]
5KB, 200x252px
Count-Up & Action Tick Combat Systems
Anonymous
2017-03-22 05:26:28
Post No. 52301445
[Report]
[View this topic]
So I posted asking about this before but didn't get much of a response. I will attempt to be more detailed in hope of eliciting more feedback this time. Basically I'm attempting to create an RPG with a more realistic, reactive combat system than a traditional turn-based system. After thinking a lot, seeking advice from /tg/, and reading around, I realised my only option was a count-up system wherein combat progresses in a tick by tick manner and each person chooses an action which has a certain tick cost. Then as the tick progresses, actions play out in the order of their action speed. Envision the following scenario.
>Player 1 could begin casting a spell at enemy X on the first tick, which has a tick cost of 4.
>Player 2 chooses to fire his pistol, a tick cost of 2, at an enemy Y.
>After two ticks have passed, P2 shoots Y, assuming Y hasn't used those two ticks to move out of line of sight or something. P1 is still in the process of casting a spell however so they have no "turn"/action yet.
>P2 now chooses their next action, to run, for a tick cost of say 1, over to protect P1 from X who is currently charging towards P1 for a melee strike
>P2 arrives after the tick passes and now chooses to adopt a defensive stance for an indeterminate amount of ticks, they may choose to cancel this at any future tick and take an action if they so wish
>On the next tick P1 finally casts their spell and kills X, hurray.
All very straightforward agreed? What I'm really here to ask though is if any of you have played this type of system before (I believe Hackmaster is one such system). If you have, what was your experience? Did you find it better or worse than other systems? What were the pros/cons? Those who haven't are also welcome to offer opinions. How would you feel about playing such a system? What problems or edge cases can you imagine? Thanks in advance guys, I can't really playtest this yet as I haven't enough of a system behind it and nobody to playtest with anyway.
18 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Bumping for interest.
I've never played systems that followed this setup, and have always been to leery of it to pursue it into playtest stage. Seems like a classic example of something that'll really, really slow the game down for that 80% of players who aren't as good at math. (Okay, I'm at tick 129, and this action takes 8 ticks plus 4 because of (modifier), so that means I'm next acting on tick 133? no, 143? Oh, 141? sorry.")
>>
>>52301824
Glad I'm not the only one. Incidentally there is a fairly obvious solution to your worry of tick bloat. Periodically resetting the tick counter to 0 after a certain number has passed? Or perhaps any time when all players have an action available?
>>
>>52301824
>>52301925
Though that seems like a slightly sloppy solution really. Another solution would be to subtract 10 from the tick counter every time each combatant has completed an action beyond the 10th tick?
Really though I have braced myself for the fact that this may need a more serious solution. I am seriously considering developing some companion software for phone/tablet/laptop which can handle the tricky number tracking and maths. I could whip something up in Java if I really needed to.
Anonymous
/pfg/ Pathfinder General 2017-03-22 04:58:05 Post No.52301121
[Report] Image search: [Google]
/pfg/ Pathfinder General 2017-03-22 04:58:05 Post No.52301121
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: Romance-of-the-Three-Kingdoms-XIII1.jpg (60KB, 740x462px) Image search:
[Google]
60KB, 740x462px
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Tian-Xia Romance of the Three Kingdoms Edition:
Would you play a game in Tian-Xia in this type of game? Or are you more of a Sengoku Jidai kinda guy?
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW
Avowed Playtest 1: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5HkyGRtGZy3SWVhdWFBWERWWjg
Avowed Playtest 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rV7kaF9JL2gw9xQalkEnlEDL9WXtbsaCqNABm_pLIgc/edit?usp=sharing
Spheres of Might playtest:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/160bWvYewTwEXj9ZZv-jJ9-VrvGpYNHNcF8w6BMsdqgU/edit#
Bloodforge Infusions updated playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GvwMclLSw15slYI7D5xLdjMzr-Nau92hNha9Sx0LOk4/edit#
Old Thread: >>52298467
379 Posts / 56 Images
View this topic
>>
S e n g o k u J i d a i
>>
>>52301121
Honestly, I kinda wanna see someone try to handle the Christian Civil War in a tasteful manner
>>
>>52301131
Not for Gloriana, because she had a monster child too.
File: cheatyface.jpg (30KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
30KB, 500x500px
You are playing magic with someone you don't know well. You are winning pretty handily, when one of his dice rolls off the table and lands near your feet. When you pick it up to hand it back to him, you see that he has placed 4 of these on his side of the table, and is smiling at you, asking if you are done with your turn. Your response is:
A: Smile back at what is clearly a joke.
B: Tell him you are only interested in serious games, can you please remove those so we can finish. OR
C: Lose your shit, believe somehow these are real legal cards, and scoop them off the table trying to rip them in half in their sleeves all the while making random autistic screeching sounds how you are going to make sure everyone in the area shuns you.
So who wants to hear a story about autism?
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
There once was an autist named taum. Who played magic down by the farm. He ploped down his deck, said "prepare to get recked", then pitched a shit bout fake harm.
I know you read this board Tom. You know what you did. The shop owner said you can come back when you apologize and compensate me the $3.20 the cards were valued at.
>>
>>52300036
D. I already put more cheatyfaces on the table than he has cards
>>
>>52300234
>>52300036
more technically, I do B, then while he is busy removing cheatyfaces I put cheatyfaces on the board.
File: Merlin.jpg (75KB, 564x792px) Image search:
[Google]
75KB, 564x792px
What really is most important for a wizard: wisdom, worldliness and cunning, or raw power, terror and setting fuckers on fire?
36 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
>>52299899
Wisdom. "Worldliness and cunning" is for the bumpkin druids who think their aphorisms can rival academia. Leave power for the sorcerers too ashamed to admit their inferiority. Terror and that fire shit is for autistic warlocks who are the basically the fantasy equivalent of a /r9k/ frogposter.
>>
File: 1454088057423.jpg (401KB, 1242x820px) Image search:
[Google]
401KB, 1242x820px
>>52299899
>>
File: tim the enchanter.gif (6MB, 384x213px) Image search:
[Google]
6MB, 384x213px
>>52299899
setting fuckers on fire.
it leads to all the others evenutally
probably
File: image-2.jpg (40KB, 575x428px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 575x428px
Hey /tg/.
I have a spaceship model that I painted by hand and it looks okay but a bit messy. These days I do such things with sprays and have wanted to go back it give it a do over. My question is how should I go about removing the paint from this model without killing the detail? It is a plastic kit and it was sprayed with a basecoat before I painted on it. Can you use chemicals or should I just use the spray over the top of it again? I'd be using a Tamiya spray not an airbrush to be clear. Thanks a lot and love your work.
15 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>52299809
Simple Green.
>>
>>52299828
They dont sell that in my country sadly. But say I find an equivalent what do you do with it? Paint it onto the surfaces?
>>
Also i forgot to add the model has decals so I'd like to protect them if possible but if not so be it
Anonymous
Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1402: A Jumper to Surpass Metal Gear Edition 2017-03-22 02:51:21 Post No.52299535
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1402: A Jumper to Surpass Metal Gear Edition 2017-03-22 02:51:21 Post No.52299535
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: Jumpchain CYOA.pdf (6MB, 1x1px) Image search:
[Google]
6MB, 1x1px
Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1402: A Jumper to Surpass Metal Gear Edition
Anonymous
2017-03-22 02:51:21
Post No. 52299535
[Report]
[View this topic]
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>52289995
494 Posts / 56 Images
View this topic
>>
>>52299423
I heard bullets work. Try them.
>>
File: 1416798459782.png (92KB, 600x177px) Image search:
[Google]
92KB, 600x177px
How do you make your soul stronger?
And I don't want perks, I want you to tell me what the spiritual equivalent of a push-up is.
>>
>>52299597
Uh, pretty sure they don't. Also, fairly sure the Marvel Zombies "virus" can infect literally anything, up to and including Galactus.