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Post Some Relavant NPC One-Liners 2017-03-31 07:39:59 Post No.52468487
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Post Some Relavant NPC One-Liners
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2017-03-31 07:39:59
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Need a bit of inspiration, /tg/.
So I'm just starting out on making a megadungeon campaign as a bit of a pet project and I'm building up the run-of-the-mill humanoid enemies, I want to add a little flavor instead of just making them bags of hitpoints that just silently attack the players.
I want to make a list of quotes that they'd use while in combat, but I've been writing stat blocks and making maps for the past couple hours and I'm drawing some blanks on creative quotes. Could you post a few of your own ideas and maybe jump-start my own imagination?
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>biglargehuge dungeon
>cursed so that nothing within it can truly die, everything comes back to life a day or two after death
>intelligent humanoids come back completely insane from their experience, kind of like pic related, only less silly.
>most of the humanoid enemies are former adventurers that met this fate
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"There must have been a door here when we came in"
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Our party's powerful Sorcerer was trying to intimidate a hobgoblin lieutenant.
>Sorcerer: "you simpleton; you cannot begin to comprehend the power I wield!"
>Hobgoblin: "then why are you trying to gloat about it to me?"
The look on the player's face was priceless. He tried to think of a snappy comeback for 30 seconds before he just decided to kill the Hobgoblin. It was great.
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>I'm not here for your loot
>better run, it's more fun that way
>I'm gonna split you open again and again and again
>kill me! Make it the last time I die!
>split the plate, flay the leather, shred the skin, slice the flesh, crush the bones!
>long pork walking!
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>Fixed damage, random hitpoints
>Random damage, fixed hitpoints
Which is patrician?
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No damage, no hitpoints.
Taking a wound applies a negative modifier to your subsequent rolls based on the wound nature and location.
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>Oh Sultan, devil's kith and kin...
Why are Cossacks so based?
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>>52468386
The second one.
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Age of Sigmar General /aosg/ 2017-03-31 06:30:11 Post No.52467319
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Age of Sigmar General /aosg/
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Slaanesh is not dead Edition
>resources
pastebin.com/qCZb0mvh
>General's Handbook pdf
mega.nz/#!DxRGmTZL!x_L0eobCjr4qrF7enhVlZ2DffTtRa3hdDrc5RctcAbE
>army builder
scrollbuilder.com
Old thread:
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>>52467319
First for Ded God and Ded Game.
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>>52467319
>will be eternally excluded from the Archaon model
Slaanesh permacucked even if it does come back.
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reminder that the old world is the better setting and normies see AoS as a big joke and no videogame developer will ever approach GW to use the AoS setting
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I need pictures. PICTURES OF ALIEN STRIPPERS AND ALIEN STRIP CLUBS.
I'm trying to build a story and I don't have anything.
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rule34hentai.org\mass_effect
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>>52467035
Seach for Twi'lek dancers
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>>52467035
>I'm trying to build a story and I don't have anything.
Sure, that's the reason.
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This is the best Chaos Space marine Legion.
Prove me wrong anons.
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>Chaos.
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Nice try, Alpharius....or Omegon, Lorgar would like a word with you.
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>>52466750
But OP, Raven Guard aren't Chaos.
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>children are worshipped and adored as living gods until the age of 6
What could cause this custom?
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>>52466654
Eating a lot of paint?
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>>52466654
Did you happen to be browsing /pol/ earlier, by any chance?
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>>52466654
Inherent magical energies
Have you ever seen a toddler sorcerer?
Shirts fucking scary yo
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What's the point of them wear any armor if they get killed even by a blaster pĂstol shot?
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>>52465946
Need helmets to dehumanize them.
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>>52465946
Lets the audience know who the bad guys are.
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/thread
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MTG Magic The Gathering Ask A Judge -「 F R I D A Y I ' M I N L O V E 」 2017-03-31 01:19:07 Post No.52463127
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MTG Magic The Gathering Ask A Judge -「 F R I D A Y I ' M I N L O V E 」
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2017-03-31 01:19:07
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Good morning and welcome back to Ask A Judge!
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Any great combos you know using ooze cards? Unheard of stuff?
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>>52463147
Nothing unheard of, but Necrotic Ooze is a combo darling.
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>>52463127
How do you cope with severe depression? You seem like the kinda guy that'd know.
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How many neck vertebrae does a dragon have?
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The skeletal structure of dragons are very reminiscent of other vertebrates, so they have seven. At least, the traditional dragon. Don't know about those long snaky dragon fucks.
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>>52462822
Lizards tend to have eight, with seven you think of mammals. Amphibians and snakes only have one.
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>>52463183
7 or 8 seems about right. Giraffes have a really wide range of movement with only 7 vertebrae.
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/CofD/ & /wodg/ Chronicles of Darkness and World of Darkness General 2017-03-31 10:28:22 Post No.52461913
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/CofD/ & /wodg/ Chronicles of Darkness and World of Darkness General
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Previous thread: >>52442202
>Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/xrKUUi0A
>News
http://theonyxpath.com/release-roundup-january-2017/
https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/en/white-wolf-partners-with-focus-home-interactive-for-a-video-game-adaptation-of-the-world-of-darkness-storyteller-game-werewolf-the-apocalypse/
This week's Monday Meeting Notes:
http://theonyxpath.com/princes-gambit-joy-exalted-plans-monday-meeting-notes/
>Question:
Which WoD book has the best artwork?
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>>52461913
Are v20 and mage worth shelling out 300 bucks each to re-seller assholes? I hate pdfs and prefer having physical copies of all my books. Is there a huge difference between editions really?
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>>52461913
No idea about wod but in CofD I do like Wicked Dead and Immortal Sinners
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>>52461948
I just said WoD, but I really meant everything released, not just oWoD.
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MTG EDH/COMMANDER GENERAL 2017-03-31 07:58:27 Post No.52460994
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MTG EDH/COMMANDER GENERAL
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2017-03-31 07:58:27
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Sap Edition
Last Thread >>52439233
RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
CARD SEARCHING
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://magiccards.info/
>Thread question
Why do you think there were no green invocations?
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>Why do you think there were no green invocations?
The invocation theme seemed to be control. Or as I put it, "cards Bolas would run in his deck".
They could have printed something like Nature's Claim or Beast Within, but overall green doesn't really fit into that.
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Well, there's a lesson everyone else already knew but I learned just now.
Don't ever put your cards on the same surface as your drink.
Fuck me.
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>>52461045
You should have double sleeved
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Horus Heresy General /hhg/ - the Eternal Backlog Edition 2017-03-31 07:48:01 Post No.52460903
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Horus Heresy General /hhg/ - the Eternal Backlog Edition
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Hope for a Heresy FW preorder sub-edition
In the last thread we learned the difference between a rivalry and a feud, Russ was once again proven a jock while Dorn was a better man. IW and IF bury their love under a deep cover of hate and more in the Old Thread >>52450748
>HHG FAQs
http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8 (embed)
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016)
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
>30k TACTICA & TIPS
What to include in a HH list, how to format it, what makes each legion special (crunch), tactics, Tutorials for Heresy-era minis and more
http://pastebin.com/Tm2P4QLp (embed)
>HH Books, Novels and Rulebooks galore
http://pastebin.com/k9uvqsub (embed)
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2Ffz1OuHK%2Fcrusade-imperialis-army-lists.pdf.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2FZTK72gs%2Flegiones-astartes-age-of-darkness-army-list.pdf.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
>/HHG/'s Legion demographics
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558764 (embed)
>/HHG/'s allegiances
www.strawpoll.me/10663447 (embed)
>Oct 16 White Dwarf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/zm71nli980zr97h/WhiteDwarf_Oct16.pdf
>Primarch Popularity Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11458318 (embed)
>HHG Discord
https://discordapp.com/invite/wYS2J6b
>SINS OF THE FATHER
http://www49.zippyshare.com/v/aYWlVV9f/file.html
>CHILDREN OF SICARUS
http://www32.zippyshare.com/v/heDZWytT/file.html
>BREXIT WITH TITANS
http://www.mediafire.com/file/sc266oa6al1jb7o/the-binary-succession.mp3 (embed)
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Are WS the only legion that BL has actually made better?
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Chris Wraight tends to have a way of doing it - he makes even Space Wolves better (Howl of the Hearthworld).
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Finished building my Coronus Grav Carriers. Even by FW quality there's quite a few mold lines and such and a few spots I still have to fill/sand.
Deathwatch for scale; these are fucking big.
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Hey /tg/, I made an alien species generation roll table 2017-03-31 04:53:32 Post No.52459265
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Hey /tg/, I made an alien species generation roll table
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To be honest, it's pretty mediocre, but I think it's interesting enough. Want me to post it?
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I'll try anything once.
Twice if it hurts.
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OK then. Roll me a 1d6 for the species' natural environment.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
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Think of a Space Marine chapter (chaos is okay).A marine of that chapter is now your room/house/dorm-mate. What happens?
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Well, that hole in my bathroom ceiling is fixed. As well as the grout in the tile. The half-built porch is finished and equipped with a bolter turret. All doors are replaced and gold plated.
I would be okay with this.
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Forgot picture
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>Night Lord roommate
Fuck yeah
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Mushroom Character Art 2017-03-30 09:23:01 Post No.52453076
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Fugus men, fungi bros, mushroom people, mycelium dudes. Let's pool all of our fun guys into one thread.
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