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>male sirens
it's weird, i find it hard to believe a bunch of pirates with feathers singing is all that entrancing.
>that assist the sailors of the seas instead of preying on them
that one i'm fine with, oddly enough. two seaborne hazards joining forces works for me.

>>55226759
>male sirens

Once again MTG promotes it's insidious anti-masculinity agenda!

> that assist the sailors of the seas instead of preying on them

Wow the SJWs are going to pounce on this and make a big deal about it.

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>>55226954

>Grognards complain about"Strong independent women taking traditional male roles"
>Male in a traditional female role, and a benevolent twist on it at that.
>Grognards still complain about "hurrr durrr SJWs!"

I mean, what's next? A flying multiplanar ship captained by a dark-skinned, strong, independent woman? Pshaw! Knowing Wizards with all their pandering, they'd also probably give them a minotaur friend, a simpering goblin, a female inventor, and a dopey male swashbuckler. And just imagine if Urza had a multicultural band of heroes including a mixed-race elf/human girl and a black pacifistic time wizard! All this pandering these days!

Oh wait, that was back in the 90s?

>>55226105
>What mistakes did you do?
I let one of my players take up blood magic.

>>55226105
I was once part of a knight errand fast response team, tasked with retrieving some execs kidnapped daughter. After successfully locating her and mowing down the would be ransomers, we stood before the last metal door and instead of cracking the lock our resident idiot mr. raptor-mc-cyberlegs-with-built-in-jump-hydraulic decided to kick the door down. He critically glitched, the door flew from the hinges, slammed into the oposite wall and in the process turned a cute 5 year old girl into chunky red paste.

>>55226213
>Knight Errand

Well that's what they get for going with the knockoff budget offering.

first for not eating too much at dinner so you don't feel sick

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Speaking of bad desicions, way to go me for forgetting the goddamn title.

I dun goofed and forgot to sell my 5 cocos while they were 25 bucks. Now I don't know what the fuck to do with them. Do I hold onto them hoping that they'll slowly climb up in price from Modern?

>>55225556
Fuck off you gay ass namefag booty bandit

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My favorite mage kill in demon was when I told this Obreimos master not to look up. Being the obsessive fuckers mages are he could not help but look up which promptly turned him into a pillar of salt. The absolute madman

For people that have played mixed games, how do you keep each splat relevant.

>>55223986
Its only a problem when you ditch one game for another.

It entirely depends on your schedule and theirs. For a while I had one group meeting on Friday nights and another all day Sunday.
Theoretically you could get into trouble if they're neets and you're employed, and they want to change session times to a weekday. That however, is on them and not you.

TTRPGs are not a secret club unless you're dealing with prudes or playing WoD with closed-minded folk.

anyone who would be offended/consider it bad form is probably someone/s you don't want to play with in the first place

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>>55223850

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>>55223850
I use my action to summon some of my familiars.

>>55223850


>takes out squeaky hammers.

STOP! HAMMER TIME!

>>55222494
Fuck off shill.

Whenever I talk to new players about what got them into the hobby it feels like it's almost always either this podcast or Critical Role, so I should check it out one of these days.

>>55222494
>no roasties
Interest piqued

>>55222269
Women carry inferior genes

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>>55222269
>if

>>55222269
>if
>Literally everything ever written about his relationship with Malcador

>>55222109
Con: attracts a lot of /pol/tards and le ebin monty cuck penis-eating memeshits

Pro: dunno, never read the book

>>55222109

If you like mash ups and subversion of the fantasy genre, numenera scratches that itch. The basic premise is that the world has gone through so many cycles of rising to ultratech and then getting blasted back to the stone age that you can't walk down the street without tripping over something ancient and wondrous. Even the soil is suffused with nanotech which may or may not be working. The mechanics of the system buy into this wholesale, encouraging the player to find and expend any working gizmos they come across.

I'm not a fan though. The writing in the crpg gets pretty pretenous about the setting and how just EVERYTHING is fantastic and wonderful and weird. The stats system is odd as well... everything is based on pools of resources. Like a big strong guy isn't actually bigger and stronger than the team nerd, he just has more ability to dig deep and be big and strong more often in a day, at least until you stack up some discounts and such so that you can do strongman stuff for free. It feels very... meta.. with the pools dictating your actions and how hard you want to try at something.

You can just have the setting be anything more or less and fit. My team of Anime-like heroes were investigating what looked like an ancient castle, which ended up being the insides of a giant whale, then portal'd into space shortly after where we fought a living comet that spat zombies.

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>>55221250
I will start.
I need name ideas and chapter logos for my 90s marines. here is the alt scheme. they are ultima founding, and will be mainly primaris. I thought that their air of trying to be cool fit with the decade.

>>55221250
what the fuck is this garish late 2000s sparkledog tektonik raver slut color scheme supposed to have to do with the nineties?

seriously explain yourself

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I need a name

I'm now between Void Knights, Scarlet Suns or Repudiators.

Give me more names. Bonus points for hateful / very imperial names

>>55220586

Legends tell that the horrible monster Rikuaj was imprisoned on them moon by the gods ages ago. They are wrong. Moon i
s not the prison, Moon is the Rikuaj . He was bound, thrown in the sky and turned to stone. Forever watching the
world from above. But he is too powerfull to remain petrified forever. For this reason medusas were created. Their duty
is to look at the sky continue to petrify him. If a full month passes without a medusa somewhere glancing at the moon he
will start getting free.
And with the late dvelopment of the humans and exterimnation of medusas the world may face a terrible danger.

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Do you not like the moon?

The Poltergeist Moon

For a few days, the ten-million pound mass of stone hung in the air, insulting all of the physical laws and natural inclination of stone. It contained ko Macchen's now-empty tomb and several small cave systems. After a day of confusion, the displaced bats learned the new location of their old home, and nested there each night after a full evening of mosquito hunting. No trees or other structures were brought--it was just a mass of featureless stone.

Then, the poltergeist elementals began to carve away the peaks and tors. They didn't work during the day, and during the nights the forest below was filled with sound of boulders falling from several hundred feet up. At first, the observers thought that the poltergeists were merely shaping it into a sphere. Later, it became apparent that they were carving it into an exact replica of the moon.

Five weeks later, the miniature moon flew away, taking its caves, bats, poltergeist nests, and at least one giant cave sloth that sometimes crawled out of a mock crater in order to regard the surroundings disapprovingly.

Since then, the Poltergeist Moon has flown all over the world, chasing the shifting currents of planet's magnetic field. Scholars can find patterns in the Poltergeist moon that relate to coronal ejections of the sun and the rhythms of the aurora australis.

I rolled a orc sorceror on ESO that was pretty chubby (thinking about it now, he was pretty bara)

>>55219571
Well I've played a Hutt in edge of the empire? Does that count?

I once played a fat cook on a pathfinder pirate game. The cook was, in fact, a very capable witch with some bad habits.

>>55218015
This thread

manaweaving

>>55218107
how's manaweaving been your worst experience?

>>55218015
Introduced a friend of mine to the game.

Lost three games in a row because I got mana choked every fucking time, and he bumbled his way to victory without even knowing what he was doing.

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>>55213976
I don't want to know where that landing gear retracts into.