Who else looks at all the most fucked up grimdark shit in the 40k universe and wishes it would happen to them?
Pic related, I want to be that thing.
That's nowhere near the worst, though.
Do you want to be a Daemonculaba?
>>53086543
>hyperpreg
No
>>53086562
Then you're not really looking at all the most fucked up grimdark shit in the 40k universe and wishing it would happen to you.
You lied.
Carpetbombing edition
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>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
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>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
CARD SEARCHING
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>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
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>Thread question
Anyone run decks that revolve around blowing shit up?
>>53085540
>Anyone run decks that revolve around blowing shit up?
Ashling with a bunch of MLD.
>>53085654
Ashling and 99 mountains
This seems like one of the only generals up now since it's apparently Friday. Have some questions.
I know shit like Red decks are generally known for burn/aggro, but have they ever excelled at other play styles like combo or control?
Redpill me on the pros vs. cons of each card game, /tg/. I'm choosing which to play and not partial to either right now.
>>53084961
Magic is objectively a better run game
You will enjoy YuGiOh more if you are a weeb
>>53084961
They're both shit.
>>53084986
>Magic is objectively a better run game
Okay but WHY
>>53084993
WHY? What alternatives do you prefer, if any?
filename thread: another one
Fuck off.
>>53083661
Fuck you
>>53083632
https://www.heroforge.com/
Make your DnD character in Hero Forge and post the result!
This is my gargoyle tank, Hans, from my current campaign. Let's see yours!
>>53083251
Made an uncomfortably hot minotaur for a dark sun campaign that I may end up buying.
Pose testing.
>>53083294
>hope for even gayer poses
I don't think you can get much more gay than that last pose. This seems like a fun character to play as!
>>53083294
Fabulous!
>use X statistic in place of Y statistic for Z purpose
>drawbacks that give you extra points/resources up-front
>extra actions, possibly from summons or minions
>multiattacks
>supremacy of going first and alpha striking enemies as the ultimate combat tactic
What game mechanics are almost always broken or overpowered in the RPGs they appear in?
Anyone?
Exactly how many RPGs you played other than D&D?
>>53084865
Not OP but I've had #3 be absolutely broken in a Savage Worlds supers game where one player is literally the backbone of the party's power. Savage Worlds is also inherently guilty of #2, as is almost every generic system I've seen. Fuck shit that lets you take RP-related drawbacks for hard-core number bonuses.
>use X statistic in place of Y statistic for Z purpose
You mean like D&D 5e letting you use Dex for anything light melee? I love playing dex-based melee fighters but for fucks sake getting it to damage by default? At least put *that* behind a feat wall. Dex to attack with light weapons is fine I guess. That's really what it should be anyway.
Hello /tg/. Beel lurking around for a bit, and thought I'd contribute with a story from my earlier days of DMing. One where I learned a valuable lesson about Sidequesting, Individual leveling, and why one should never combine the two.
This is the story of Fafnir, a tale of a character that broke my campaign so hard, he essentially became a lesser god. So grab some popcorn, and here we go...
>Be Newish to DMing (First campaign, but at the time Fafnir started his sidequests, had about 4 sessions under my belt).
>Have a player make a Neutral Evil character, a Dragonborn Barbarian named Fafnir. Party doesn't know his alignment, and Fafnir's ultimate goal is to become nearly indestructible.
>His big Vice is greed. He was so greedy that, when a bounty he was supposed to kill offered him more to kill other people, he took the offer... until his new employer begcame a liability.
>So, after Firing acid breath down the old killer's throat (long story, for another day), he got the attention of the Diety of Greed, a being Named Crakkus...
(Continued)
>>53081770
>Crakkus, appearing to him as a massive cloaked figure, meets with him in an alleyway, and offers him a better deal, impressed with his abilities.
>Fafnir, of course, listened to this deal, and when he learned he could make money by doing contracts he accepted.
>As a little test, Crakkus sent him to rob a Company Armored Carridge full of gold.
>Fafnir decided to sneak his way behind the building the carridge was housed in, and, using a magic item, Essentially made a door in the back wall.
>He Somehow managed to sneak up to the carridge, Pick the lock, and grab the gold.
>he payed his 10% tribute to Crakkus, for promise of more gold.
>Crakkus was impressed, and liked his initiative and Ability to get things done. I awarded a bit of XP, standard procedure for my sidequests at the time, and Fafnir was promised a set series of contracts.
>Satisfied, he went about his way, and I had no clue of the trouble this would all cause...
>>53081896
Quick overview.
In the campaign at the time, the kingdom of man was having a war with a mysteriously well organized new nation of Goblins (the party would find out at the end of the arc why they became this way, but, Not important right now).
The goblins, being greedy, would pray to Crakkus, and, Crakkus having heard them (and of course taking his tribute from them), decided Fafnir would best be used as a weapon to disrupt the war.
>Crakkus calls to Fafnir, who finds him in an alley, eating pasta at a table, And offering some to him.
>As Fafnir sits, Crakkus explains that He will give one item to assist in each of the next contracts, and that there would be 6 targets, each more difficult than the last.
>If he killed all 6 targets, he would be rewarded with a ring of three wishes; an offer Crakkus knew someone like Fafnir would do anything to get. (The player was level 5 at the time, 5e is the system)
>Fafnir of course took him up on the deal, and was given the contract to kill a Navy analyst. >His gift this mission was a pair of odd glasses, and with them, he set off to the Port city where his target was located...
>>53082021
>Fafnir took some time to scout out the target, and discovered that he liked to fish outside the city limits.
>He finds him, sitting by the dock, calmly fishing. I assumed he would try to strangle him or something, but no. He instead prayed to Crakkus to give him a heavy weight.
>Me, being a curious DM, decided "I'll see what he does with it, sure," and I make a weight appear.
>He talks calmly to the fishing man, all while rolling to stealthily Tie the man's ankles to the weight.
>the barbarian somehow manages to do this without getting caught, and soon enoigh, pushes the analyst into the sea.
>He wants to check and make sure he drowns, so he swims inti the depths... to find that the rope he used had been cut. >Fafnir forgot about the rapier he had.
>He quickly scrambles and claws his way up the dock, before the man can swim to the shore.
>Being a barbarian, he manages to catch up to the man on the shore, who attemts to escape by turning invisible via magic.
>Fafnir's glasses allow him to see the Man and he easily slays him.
>His first kill. He disposes of the body by using his acid breath to melt down the body and toss the sludge in the sea...
Are Eldar attractive to Humans?
>>53081458
No
The Eldar's uncanny beauty is like looking at a cool glasswork. It's kinda freaky and neat at first, but you wouldn't wanna fuck it.
no, fuck off
>>53081458
no.
But they are deadly to humans
Sup /tg/
My friendly local gaming store is looking for suggestions on new sandwiches and snacks to carry
I voted for the angus cheeseburgers and the Nutty Buddies. What is your vote?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe1meshVKnH_deD7P97YB1nAjg5ebH89uNVlYZVaooex2jm-g/viewform
>>53081053
eat some dicks
>nutty buddy
Am I insane or should these be nutty bars?
>>53081053
SLIDERS, PICK SLIDERS YOU STUPID NIG NOG.
Answer honestly, /tg/:
How much of a shit do you ACTUALLY give about your GM's world-building? I don't think I've ever seen a player actually read any of those homebrew "primers" or click through a "setting wiki" that GMs love to make.
Are you ready for it?
...
...
...depends on the setting.
>>53080520
I read everything the GM makes available.
>>53080520
I enjoy worldbuilding but I try not to send too much my players' way at at time.
It helps that a big chunk of my players have been gaming with me for 20+ years and those that haven't have picked up most of the important bits through osmosis.
Do all mages in a military force have to be combat mages? Or are they the only ones that get the attention?
>>53080500
> putting mages on the frontline at all
Siege combat, battlefield manipulation, support and healing. That's where you want the mages.
>>53080555
Dont forget forging, enchanting, scrying
>>53080500
You retarded or something? Whom do you think counts the enemy army's numbers and army composition? A fucking ninja or something you weeaboo cuck?
Of course a mage does it, he does it for fucking free and without risking anyone's life.
In fact, you little shit, the entire nobility and army should be mages. Non-mages are fucking useless. If you are born without the ability to cast spells you should literally be a slave and do menial chores.
Character art, caster edition.
Ideally low-ish fantasy.
Rolled 1 (1d26)
Double Vision Peturabo Edition
Slot Saturation subedition
Custodes armed new meme weapons and posed for photos, Fists stood on the spiky wall and Word Bearers forgot to give their Tacticals geneseed. Gal Vorbak found a friend and Loyalists see no reason to defect. A Mad Magos was put down by unintentionally heroic IW and gunmetal AL. The Raven Guard have surprising strategic differences, but make up with nicknames from the Sons of Horus. All this and more in the previous thread >>53048284
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>>53079044
Seconded. This is now a word bearers thread.
>>53079071
is that your fursona?
8th army selection is up on warhammer community:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/05/05/new-warhammer-40000-battle-forged-armiesgw-homepage-post-4/
>>53077439
Nothing that wasn't known or expected. Wait for tomorrow for other stuff I guess.
>>53077439
Not sure how they expect certain formations to actually fit in those org charts. In particular, formations that were all HQs or all flyers.
>>53077558
There's quite a few we haven't seen.
Why is immortality a curse? Wouldn't you want to see everything that will happen in the current universe?
>>53076650
People get up their own ass about it. Pay them no mind.
Sour grapes.
Something about never being able to spend your golden years with loved ones, but I would assume someone trying to obtain immortality isn't one for such Earthly pleasures.