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First for Slaanesh!

>>53120416
I forgot to make an edition edition.

I2

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>What is this thing that nobody says except from me and my attempt to rile up people on an online Senegal chimney painting forum?

>>53119759
Even if he is baiting I'm curious, I've never heard of this guy.

People drool over Matt Mercer's DMing style but honestly anyone who is decently well-read can pull off those descriptions. I know I certainly do on a weekly basis, as does one of my GM friends. Yeah, 90% of people are shit at GMing, but that doesn't mean this dumb-ass is a gifted savant. His gunslinger homebrew is atrocious, leaving aside the fact that guns do not belong in D&D end of story, it is just terrible mechanics-wise. This show is basically the roosterteeth "listen to grown men chuckling autistically into 5000 dollar microphones with a bunch of retards shouting over each other as the hysterical assperger laughter reaches its crescendo" experience. Why the fuck would you want to watch these people play their shitty boring campaign when you could go out and do it yourself? Is it the tits on the girls? None of them are very hot and honestly they are all terrible actresses, every time I hear their voices I want to kill myself. I cannot even describe how much I hate this shit. Here's the thing: I've seen a few comedy shows of people playing D&D. It was hilarious. Critical Role is just fucking stupid, partly because they are trying to actually play and they make a huge deal out of their stupid fucking campaign. But, the problem with these comedy shows was that people started expecting that out of their normal games. They expected RPGs to be funny. Not just naturally humorous, they want to rape the campaign for any potential it has. And these chucklefucks have read a load of "D&D stories" on imgur and reddit so they think that's how it is. So we have these fuckers derailing our campaigns every time we let a new person in. Now, this can't entirely be blamed on Critical Role, but it sure did its part to exacerbate the problem.

Second to last bump

>>53119198
There are no rules dude.

>>53119198

>there are no planes

Easy as hell. The world exists as-is. Elementals and axiomatics reproduce through other means. Could be through magic or just panspermia.

>gods

Why do you need planes? Gods exist in physical locations. There are natural entrances/exits. Perhaps one location (like Mt. Olympus) or many places.

The gods may even warp realities around them. They are walking planes. And follower's belief allows them to produce axiomatics.

>No gods/planes

Welcome to our world. What specifically would be the issue?

>>53118494
>Turning Chicken Shit to Chicken Salad
aquaponics

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>>53118494
How do I make it interesting OP. Character wise and plot wise

>A man at the age of 28 travels across the world in search of his wife who was kidnapped by bandits from their mountain home. The young man wears a burlap sack on his head and carries around a huge ass club, his clothes are worn and tattered. He eventually meets a girl at the young age of 16 whom she eventually falls in love with him and follows him on his journey, though she never see's his face.

>His wife is also a literal cat and dies as the bandits use her for food halfway through

>After sackman learns of his wife's death he decides to travel the world with the young girl, never removing the sack that covers his face.

>>53119461
>28
>young man

>>53118032
>1483
Uh, anon...

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So I wasn't able to fulfil my promise of delivering this before the end of Sunday, but eh, close enough. Hope you guys all like this.

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Rolled 769 (1d816)

Roll out.

It is called Oath of the Not-Shit DM.

>>53116894
the oath essentially resumes itself be this
>I swear on your god I will punch you in the throat if you make me fall for any reason whatsoever before talking to me about it

>>53116873
It's called D&D 4E and D&D 5E.

Stop playing shit systems, famalam.

Alternatively, Grey Guard PrC from Complete Scoundrel makes it extremely difficult to fall.

Last place in what?

>>53116638
No, it's
>Everyone gets pizza except for the DM, who is the player's entertainment slave.

If you're gonna meme, meme correctly dammit.

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>>53116638
>purposefully get last place so everyone else can have pizza

Nobody on /tg/ plays this?

>>53116381
Never heard of it, downloading now, i'll check it out.

>>53116451

6th edition is relatively new, but this is a homebrew RPG that /tg/ made (alongside with /k/). I'm surprised not a lot of people know about it.

>>53115452
>would encourage planning, information gathering, and party communication.

It would do the exact opposite of that. And it quickly fucks up party communication.

>>53115682
I don't know about that.
But you haven't seen any games that have it?
I sure would hate to have to homebrew such a big project.

>>53115452
It does not fit very well (understatement) with "encourage planning, information gathering and party communication", but Monsterhearts enables class (or whatever this is called) changes.
Not very familiar with this other Apocalypse world - hack, but in Masks, there is frequent possibilities to change your stats (and therefore, your role in the party?)

>>53114977
Prevents it from resolving if someone bolts it right?

>play stalking yeti
>its effect triggers
>opponent kills it with lightning bolt or something
>its effect resolves
>it's no longer in play
>nothing happens

>>53115014
exactly. makes it so you can remove the ability from the stack if you remove the yeti from play

>>53114350
Shit I meant warhammer stupid grammerly

>>53114350
What is defense?

>>53114350
Who /buckler/ here?

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It depends, what game am I playing?

DEPENDS ON THE SETTING

>>53113796
Emojimancer.

Think modern urban fantasy where kids use smartphones to perform rune-based magic, except it's emoji instead of runes.
There are also fashionmancers, and other shit that wouldn't look out of place in Unknown Armies.

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>>53113365

I use horned sewer slugs to murderfuck the shit out of the PCs in any campaign that I don't want to run anymore and feel like burning some bridges in the process. Does that count?

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>>53112676
A few.
I have a jester that likes to wear disguises and mess with the party, sometimes helpful and other times fucking with them for no reason.
I also have a dancing troupe that I like making ample use of whenever I feel it thematically appropriate.

I shamelessly ripped off Zelretch from type moon and throw him in every campaign, generally he doesn't get involved with the PC's unless they are really high level and if they do get work from him it's usually through the form of much lower level wizards or their apprentices that hire the PC's

>>53112439
Heard and seen some pretty good results from MorphVox Pro. Never had the chance to try it out for myself, unfortunately.

>>53112439
This is a blue board.

>>53114114
She isn't naked or doing something sexual.