So, there's a volume 3:
Retard-O-Tron is the king of video mixtapes. And video mixtapes are 80s-VHS style compilations of the most insane footage you will ever see. Failed TV pilots, weird movies, absurd porn, demented home videos and more.
If sit down on couch with friends, play this.
remember that thread about the video of the chick who holds her eyes open so dudes can jizz in her eyes? and the first thing that happened was some neckbeard waddled into the thread and proudly exclaimed, "this is SO mainstream and vanilla! i've never SEEN anything this boring and normal before! you guys would drop dead of a heart attack if you saw the fucked up shit i watch every day." and then never explained what that might be?
dunno why completely anonymous posters get a kick out of bragging about shit when nobody knows or cares who they are, but it seems like a pretty regular thing.
you have to remember that these tapes were made in the 80s. this was *before* the internet, if you can imagine such a thing. no 4chan, no viral video anything. these tapes were it.
in 2014 it's not hard to find even a fairly normal person who is familiar with names like "lemonparty" or "2 girls, 1 cup". if you spend a lot of time on /b/ you have probably seen weirder things than the stuff on these tapes, never mind resources like efukt or motherless.
i don't like to take part in "kids these days" arguments, but i do think the internet has made us all a bit jaded. i'm a creaky old man and grew up in the days when a kid's best bet to find porn was to look for playboys left under bushes in the park by hobos. today i know i'm bored by pterodactyl porn but find bukake-pee very exciting. it's a superhighway of information! thank you al gore
i like "mixtapes" but i never cared much about those with xtreme gross porn and scat: so much about society is a big joke, that much i know, so as a mental hygiene treat i try to avoid useless gore and shitporn and stuff
I'm glad Retard-O-Tron doesn't deal in the Faces Of Death or other real gore stuff. Some poop-themed clips here and there, true, but it's all intended as a reflection on what the fuck people commit to video. It's glorious.
>bukake-pee very exciting
Sperma und Pisse 27 will probably always be my favorite.
Downloaded all volumes I could find on the bay of Swedes, and felt like webm'ing the porn bits.
For once, I'm glad to use the "-an" filter.
Dumping. Hope someone enjoys.
Running a batch file made this a cinch. Also Notepad++'s macro function was essential. The double .webm endings denote that the originals had sound.
There's going to be less than 62 since 4chins X allowed <4MB files, but /t/ seems to cap it at 3MB. Not mad about that really.
This clip is my hands down favourite of the entire series, so I just had to rebitrate it so I could post it here.
Have a good night, /t/.
I already did that.
Though it's probably not seeded by now. If you want something specific, just point it out and I'll put it up on Mega.
Excellent collection. Some of the better video mixtapes in there: CRAZY DAVE TAPE, TV CARNAGE, some WHORE CHURCH stuff...
I think few reach the level of RETARD-O-TRON, but since they all got their own "theme" or style, they remain very interesting. Like CRAZY DAVE is more a 90s VHS goofing in mom's basement vibe, RETARD-O-TRON is more porny and tight editing, AMV HELL is all anime. Something for all.
My rar program was fucked at the time and wasn't letting me split it into sections, and the torrent program wasn't letting me load multiple files. I don't know a whole lot about torrents so it's possible I was just being retarded. That is always possible.
This folder will fill with the mixtapes as they upload
Thanks, anon, for all the work.
When looking for more info on Retard-o-tron, I came across this absolutely fabulous review. Worth a watch even if you don't like Retard-o-tron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXBqrPCsF7g
thanks a lot for these
i like the ones w/ a focus on showin weird/cool/rare clips rather than gross out stuff
barbarians of draxxxor and super mecha kucha happy fun monkey bash dx are my favs
kinda inspired to make my own itd probably be mostly kaiju fights and weird youtube people
Thank you thank you thank you thank you anon,you don't know how happy you made me with this massive upload,i used to watch retardotro 1 2 and 3 with my friends over and over and over,and this collection will last us for many weekends of getting drunk and laughing,thank you,seriously anon,you're a great man