So, there's a volume 3: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:744fc1e01

What is this?

>>605966
I would say but seeing is believing.

>>605966

Retard-O-Tron is the king of video mixtapes. And video mixtapes are 80s-VHS style compilations of the most insane footage you will ever see. Failed TV pilots, weird movies, absurd porn, demented home videos and more.

If sit down on couch with friends, play this.

>>606139
by today's standards, it's rather mild

>>606214
Less than mild. Boring comes to mind.

>>606232
>>606214
so where do you get your kicks then

remember that thread about the video of the chick who holds her eyes open so dudes can jizz in her eyes? and the first thing that happened was some neckbeard waddled into the thread and proudly exclaimed, "this is SO mainstream and vanilla! i've never SEEN anything this boring and normal before! you guys would drop dead of a heart attack if you saw the fucked up shit i watch every day." and then never explained what that might be?

dunno why completely anonymous posters get a kick out of bragging about shit when nobody knows or cares who they are, but it seems like a pretty regular thing.

you have to remember that these tapes were made in the 80s. this was *before* the internet, if you can imagine such a thing. no 4chan, no viral video anything. these tapes were it.

in 2014 it's not hard to find even a fairly normal person who is familiar with names like "lemonparty" or "2 girls, 1 cup". if you spend a lot of time on /b/ you have probably seen weirder things than the stuff on these tapes, never mind resources like efukt or motherless.

i don't like to take part in "kids these days" arguments, but i do think the internet has made us all a bit jaded. i'm a creaky old man and grew up in the days when a kid's best bet to find porn was to look for playboys left under bushes in the park by hobos. today i know i'm bored by pterodactyl porn but find bukake-pee very exciting. it's a superhighway of information! thank you al gore

>>605960
>ITT Faggots try to get Retards to download a shit torrent that has been posted as often as DBZ

>>606232
>>606214

Cool story brah. So what tops Retard-O-Tron in absolute deranged weirdness, then?

>>606273
Thanks for contributing.

>>606320
>Taking a shit in feces smeared dive bar crapper
>ISHYGDDT

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Souce?

>>606581
If no one knows here, ask the guy who made it, he's pretty cool about it... zxql3000.net/rot

the volume 1 and 2 where I cand find it?

>>605960
i like "mixtapes" but i never cared much about those with xtreme gross porn and scat: so much about society is a big joke, that much i know, so as a mental hygiene treat i try to avoid useless gore and shitporn and stuff

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>>607285

http://zxql3000.net/mixtape/downloads.html

>>607662
I'm glad Retard-O-Tron doesn't deal in the Faces Of Death or other real gore stuff. Some poop-themed clips here and there, true, but it's all intended as a reflection on what the fuck people commit to video. It's glorious.

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>>607285
http://zxql3000.net/mixtape/index.html

>>606214
>>606232
>today's standards
A shit. Enjoy it as you would enjoy an old movie.

>>605960
post magnets for previous 2

when in the world did this happen?
I've been waiting for years!

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>>606259
>bukake-pee very exciting

Mah nigga.

Sperma und Pisse 27 will probably always be my favorite.

Was this the mixtape with the 'quacking' blowjobs compilation?

>>609766
Nah, that was vol.2 --- this is volume three.

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2MB, 480x320px

Downloaded all volumes I could find on the bay of Swedes, and felt like webm'ing the porn bits.

For once, I'm glad to use the "-an" filter.

Dumping. Hope someone enjoys.

1/62

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Running a batch file made this a cinch. Also Notepad++'s macro function was essential. The double .webm endings denote that the originals had sound.

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1MB, 480x320px

There's going to be less than 62 since 4chins X allowed <4MB files, but /t/ seems to cap it at 3MB. Not mad about that really.

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This clip is my hands down favourite of the entire series, so I just had to rebitrate it so I could post it here.

Have a good night, /t/.

>>610084
what´s the idea of making a webm of only 3 seconds???

>>610066
the most awkward dancing ever.

The actual fuck?

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>>606214
>>606232
Oh, We are sorry, your highness.

Please, chose something that would fit your tastes then.

Or, if you really wanna act like king shit, I'm sure I've got something pornographic for you. Maybe some real rape caught on a cellphone cam? Latex suffocation? Extreme insertion?

>>610276
make a torrent and post it please :3

>>610281
I already did that.
https://kickass.to/massive-video-mixtape-collection-t8391567.html

Though it's probably not seeded by now. If you want something specific, just point it out and I'll put it up on Mega.

>>610283
wow u should reupload this to tracker.zaerc

>>610283
>>610276
I WANT THIS ALL. PLEASE GOD

>>610276
The one with the best porn.

>>610114
Because the rest is surrounded by shit, perhaps?

>>610283
a 70GB .rar file? are you fucking retarded

>>610276
What I'd give for that folder...much respect for the 42nd Street Forever as well. I'm currently working on a docu about drive-ins, so exploitation comes up a lot.

>>610276

Excellent collection. Some of the better video mixtapes in there: CRAZY DAVE TAPE, TV CARNAGE, some WHORE CHURCH stuff...

I think few reach the level of RETARD-O-TRON, but since they all got their own "theme" or style, they remain very interesting. Like CRAZY DAVE is more a 90s VHS goofing in mom's basement vibe, RETARD-O-TRON is more porny and tight editing, AMV HELL is all anime. Something for all.

Sweet collection.

>>610539
>>610563
>>610639
>>610652
I'm going to start uploading each video, one at a time, on mega. I'll post the links. This way I won't have to seed a file for a month to get one download done

>>610688
Gonna skip AMV Hell and retard-o-tron since all of those have easily accessed, well seeded torrents going already.

>>610637
My rar program was fucked at the time and wasn't letting me split it into sections, and the torrent program wasn't letting me load multiple files. I don't know a whole lot about torrents so it's possible I was just being retarded. That is always possible.

>>610688
This folder will fill with the mixtapes as they upload
https://mega.co.nz/#F!GloDHI5Z!C1vAR-nD9gHJ-Qyu1C5YSg

>>610712
42nd street forever: Volume 5 is uploaded.

>>610715
remember the alamo uploaded

>>610058
WHAT'S SO RETARDED ABOUT THIS

>>610731
It's a porn movie where the actress says, literally like every 3 seconds, "Oh yeah!"

She says it like 114 times by the time the scene ends. Hence the counter.

>>610729
42nd street vol 4 is up.

>>610740
Blind tea bagging Fiasco is up

>>610747
3 atomic tv videos up

Thanks, anon, for all the work.

When looking for more info on Retard-o-tron, I came across this absolutely fabulous review. Worth a watch even if you don't like Retard-o-tron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXBqrPCsF7g

>>610896
No prob. Uploads continue now, after some trouble with Mega.

How the fuck do you save and then post webms?

best underground cartoons is up.

deep fried sack dreams is up

japanarama and constipation are up

>>611156
magnet links ?

>>611209
It's not a torrent. Read the thread.
>>610712
It's in a mega folder.

>>610946
Google is your friend.

Several more videos are up now. About 30% done, I think. Maybe closer to 40 or 45%.

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More are up.

>>611540
thank you

would liketo get my hands on the everything is terrible , again. got the 2 first dvd. they did a couple more last year i think.

>>611877
Unfortunately I only know of one of those thats been torrented and it's the first one. Not even tracker Zarec has it.

The uploading continues. On to third row in this
>>610276
Image and probably going to be finished tomorrow or the next day, hopefully.

1 and 2 download. Just waiting to start 3. Also found something to watch from vol 2. watching a gook eat her nip and clit seems to be a good thing to me.

>>612041
On to the last row.

Only 4 more videos and they'll all be up.
https://mega.co.nz/#F!GloDHI5Z!C1vAR-nD9gHJ-Qyu1C5YSg

over 90 files, 75~ gb of mix tapes.

>>612463
i love you

>>612520
Thank you.

Also, it's done now.
https://mega.co.nz/#F!GloDHI5Z!C1vAR-nD9gHJ-Qyu1C5YSg

>>612534
Nice job, Anon. In my mind I'm buying you a beer.

>>610712
thank you. i love you anon.

>>605960
bump

>>612534
thanks a lot for these

i like the ones w/ a focus on showin weird/cool/rare clips rather than gross out stuff

barbarians of draxxxor and super mecha kucha happy fun monkey bash dx are my favs

kinda inspired to make my own itd probably be mostly kaiju fights and weird youtube people

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>>610276
>Extreme insertion?

MY KINDA PORNO

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>>612534
Mega is giving me Javascript errors. Any way to get around this problem? I got half of this DLed and now I can't get the rest!

>>613560
It's also telling me I'm running out of HD space when clearly I'm not.

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>>613459
ya don't say.
>>613560
>>613561
Never heard of that happening. Try saving to some other area on the HD or transferring some stuff to an external harddrive and trying again. Or maybe just refresh the page or reload your browser.

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>>613459

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>>613459

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>>613459

>>613459
More here
>>>/gif/6428892

>>612534
Thank you thank you thank you thank you anon,you don't know how happy you made me with this massive upload,i used to watch retardotro 1 2 and 3 with my friends over and over and over,and this collection will last us for many weekends of getting drunk and laughing,thank you,seriously anon,you're a great man

>>614069
No problem. Enjoy.

Also, check out Tracker Zarec for more weird shit.