HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Poverty.

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>bra7i1

>>65492199
explain further

>>65492222
good job

their only decent player was injured and they acted like he had died or something

no wonder they got fucked

Wow this match isn't klose at all.

>>65492179
I am still surprised.

>>65492179
Having attack minded fullbacks and not playing David Luiz at CDM.

You lost both the cogs holding the defense and the attack together, and ze Germans were ruthless.

shit thread

Could have been worse. They clearly took their foot off the pedal in the 2nd half, the only reason anymore goals were scored was because Schurrle came off the bench and wanted to bury a few of his own

>>65492179

Germany wasn't invaded by mooslims at the time.

>>65492583
lmao

>>65492583
>>65493534
kek

>>65493372
this

>>65493372

Almost got the 71 nice try amigo

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Imagine being one of the Germans and walking out and seeing this amatuer shit.

>>65496623
kek

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>>65492179

Ozil missed.

>>65497205
Still hurts

David Luiz is most overrated football player ever lived on this planet.

Know what the funniest part of the whole thing is? The Brazillian fans and press chose FUCKING FRED as the scapegoat. The striker of all players on a day where David Luiz was doing his best impression of a dementia patient.

Explain that fucking shit

Some Brazilian was spamming the board in the run-up to the game with rumors that the team was disintegrating,especially without Nerman, and was not only going to lose to Germany, but get absolutely massacred.

I thought he was full of shit at the time. Really wish I had saved his posts

>>65492583
They should thank Kroos and Shirley for scoring 2 each, imagine if 7 different players had scored

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>>65492179
Because Brazil is shit at everything from video games to their own favorite sport.

>>65500716
when was the last time amerifats beaten >us in football again?

Shitty defense, good organized opponent, Kroos was having a really great game

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>>65500742
We literally don't care about soccer, but our women's team still took a shit all over your sport. Just imagine if our men actually cared enough: you'd be BTFO 14-0.

>>65500709
>Özil could have scored
>It would have completly shattered any hope of the Hues
>Instead of a 8-0 we got a 7-1

I fucking hate that little cunt.

>>65500643
There are rumors that the team threw the game on purpose.

bunch of divas refusing to work together

and we know about this issue here

>>65500855
Occasional reminder that France is the only WC Champion to have lost to the Mexican NT during a WC Finals match. Eternal reminder that memerito scored on that game.

>>65492179
>falling for this b8

clearly shopped, this never happened

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5th goal was offside

Brazil got screwed

>>65500786
>We literally don't care but here's an argument to defend something I literally don't care about, I swear

>>65500786
ahahahaha this post

How many goals do you think Germany could have scored had they not taken pity on them?

They weren't even trying in the second half.

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>>65500890
Just putting Brazil in its proper place, Belgium: The toilet.

>>65500461
It's amazing the defence that he gets from those on the internet though.

Which is ironic cos he offers no defence himself

Just cos he coasts though Ligue 1 matches on a stacked team with a GOAT CB partner.

>>65492179
They emotionally collapsed after Muller from that set piece.

Everytime is see a bra7i1 thread i smile unwillingly.
Sorry for the thrashing huebros but it was for your own good.

>>65492521
kek

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>4 goals in 6 minutes

>>65500786
>I SWEAR I DON'T CARE ABOUT SAWKER
>HERE'S ME GETTING MAD ABOUT IT TO SHOW HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE

brazil were shit the whole tournament. they basically played without any real tactics

>>65496623

I fucking hate David Luiz. He's literally Sideshow Bob. He's always doing something to look for attention.

>>65492179

because Brazil are shit

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>>65501442
You have a funny definition of mad, UK. Sounds like someone actually is assmangled over something.

Now excuse me while I examine all of our medals just from London 2012.

>americans being btfo: The Thread™

>they had to scroll

>>65501394

that was one of the weirdest sequences

I was streaming the match at work and every time I looked back at the screen another ball was going in

>>65500888
Are you trolling?
The ball was not passed to the person when the he was offside, instead dribbled, until he was on-side.

>>65501536

>A fifth the population,
>over half as many golds

LOLOLOL WTF FATTY SORT THAT SHIT OUT YOU GANG OF USELESS LARD FILLED SHITS MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE ENTERED ANOTHER REALM OF EXISTENCE

>>65502528

Per capita isn't exactly applicable here as we're only allowed to field so many athletes per event, granting smaller nations a better chance.

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Fuck me that was great.

>>65502555

nice excuses

>>65502528
>So fucking upset that we took 46 golds and 103 total medals at your own games
>Not to mention the hosting country gets pity medals to make themselves feel better

Awww, poor britbong. It's ding dong o'clock, time for your daily supply drop of American semen to gulp down.

>>65502555
Don't try to reason with him, his country let mudslimes overrun the populace. He's being cucked by a refugee as we speak.

>>65502588

also, games were in your house

tee hee

>people take the Olympics seriously on this board

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>>65502620
That's why he's so upset

>>65501536
>despite a significantly smaller population compared to other successful nations and literally no money/equipment/facilities/coaches Team GB still gets 29 golds
truly a goat performance

>>65502611
>>65502620

should have won a lot more, instead you got btfo by a country with a fifth your populations and a fraction of your gdp

>>65502731

bow to your Amerigods

>>65502642
>he thinks the Doping Games are more than just material to add to their weak banter
Waffle please.

>>65502642
But of course! It's the best way to show who is truly dominant between two or more countries.

>>65502691
Per capita literally means nothing, not to mention Team GB was the home team and home teams always get pity medals to make them feel good about themselves. If it were held elsewhere, GB's golds and overall medals would have been a lot less.

>>65502731
>btfo
I'm not sure that means what you think it does.

Why do americans insist we got BTFO at the Olympics?

>>65502749

When you can touch your toes.

>>65502807

>we got BTFO at the Olympics

what did he mean by this?

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>>65500742
We're the most successful footballing nation in the last 25 years.

>>65496623
this really happened?

>>65502960
Bro, I'm pretty sure MLS titles do not account for World Championships like you do on WWE or Apehoop.

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This game broke Dante.
He was one of the best defenders in the Bundesliga till the World Cup.
He said for years his only dream is to play for the national team at home.
The only game he was allowed to play was 7-1.
He never recovered from it and currently plays so terrible at Wolfsburg that you start thinking he isnt good enough for the Bundesliga anymore.

>>65503035
The constant Müllel banter killed him inside.

>>65502528
>Getting less metals then the fattest country in the world
>Half our athletes have heart disease and will die fat

How does the world not beat us again?

>>65492179
Our worst NT getting by mostly through luck and bad calls getting inebriated with their previous victories to the point they believed they could face Germany on equal terms. If they weren't as cocky and played defensive this could have been a normal defeat.

Everyone on /sp/ just ignores the fact that the team was lacking Neymar, Daniel Alves and Thiago Silva (who happened to be the captain) on that match, just for the sake of pushing this epic meme.

Brazil still would lose with the complete main squad, but it'd be far from this complete meltdown.

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>>65503130
>fattest country
That's actually Mexico now

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Delicious tears

>>65492179
Political sabotage to destroy self-esteem of nation seeing avoid reelection of Dilma Rousseff in presidential elections some months after WC.

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>Dante and David Luiz as CBs

>>65492179
Well, for a start you were the hosts. So that means automatic qualification, despite the fact there were several stronger nations in your region that should have qualified ahead of you. Simply put, you should NEVER have even been at that world cup in the first place.

Secondly, you refballed your way through the group stage. And I mean UEFAlona levels of refball. It was shocking. Bordering on corrupt. Off of the top of my head Neymar should have been red carded (and banned) and Croatia had 2 legit goals disallowed for no logical reason. Simply put, you should have finished bottom of your group.

Thirdly, your players are utterly shit. David Luiz is and always has been an absolute joke. He's not good enough for any EPL team let alone one of the top 5 clubs... and you think he's one of your best players... unbelievable. But for some reason you hues seem to think you have world beaters. You think that Neymar is legitimately on the same page as Messi or Rooney. Your delusion knows no bounds. Naturally you assume that you were in that Semi-final on ability and merit this fueled the cockiness.

Fourth, Germany are a legit good side. They would beat any Brazil 11 from the past 30 years with ease and probably any of the 70s teams too. So it was no shock they ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED you. No surprise whatsoever. I put £500 on a German win personally.

>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?
Well it's attitudes like this. What Brazil should have done was put 5 in defense and park the bus. Pray and hope for a 0-0 and try to sneak it on penalties. Even then you would have been defeated 3-0, but at least you would have some dignity.

>>65501394
Remember falling from my chair after this. Couldn't handle the excitement

>>65503503
>what is hindsight

>>65502960
>wimminz """""""""""""""""football"""""""""""""""""
Stay cucked.

>>65492179
>they had to use a scrollbar

>>65500822
Ozil looked like he wanted to nap the entire tournament.

>>65502586
fuck dude
It's really so insane
Brazil got fucking DISMANTLED

Brazil just didn't show up whatsoever

>>65501394
I was in a pub with a friend of mine and some German tourists, the whole place went fucking mental.

>>65507788
the klose goal was savage

>>65501536
>>65500970
>getting exposed like a bitch
>american
kek

>>65501536
best things about Americans on /sp/ is they just don't know when they're beat

>>65508020
really? how was it? what did they say about >us?

>>65492179
>lucked against Chile
>Neymar destroyed by Colombia

The semi-final was destined to be a complete blow out by the Germans. How wonderful of fate to provide us with such delicious entertainment.

>>65508272
nothing really
we were just too busy trying to keep our sides together to formulate any opinion whatsoever

>>65492179
Marcelo giving up an own goal for Brazil's first during the 2014 campaign was a foreshadow of things to come.

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Özil is garbage when it comes to scoring.

>>65503292

It's actually the US again, you took the first place again last year.

>>65501508
pretty much this

>>65502586
That day was so great, we can re-live it forever and ever. It'll be even better, if Brazil fails to win a WC over the next 10 WCs.

>>65503359
>chilecuck still mad
KEK

This was the most incredible match of our lifetimes

Brazil's status in football will never truly recover

Schadenfreude: the game.

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>>65508660
>This was the most incredible match of our lifetimes
honestly, i am glad i watched it and witnessed the huelocaust. but it wasn't the most momentous game evar for me, unlike some people...

who /hue/ here?

>>65508777
there are flags so that we can tell, tripshit.

>>65508809
>implying im not 15% hue
nice desu

>>65508836
>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m--m-m--m-m-muhmm-m-m-muh hurritage
go fuck yourself.

>the huelocaust
>the semi-final solution
>7-1

any other names to remember this game by?

>>65508893
but desu im at least 30% German so this game makes me feel glorious

>>65508943
>The Great Huewakining

All those players besides Klose watched Germany loose in 2002. In 10 years it could be your time again.

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Brazil's team has been sucking dick long before the world cup.

>>65501536
>>65502555
>>65503130

>our medals
>your
>us
>we
>
wow that's really impressive, which events did you win medals in m8s?

>>65500953
There are Brazilians who say 7 was not enough.

>>65503438
>>65503477
KEK

desu 2010 showed the cracks in the Brazilian side

>HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
German scored 7 goals and FIFA had a scroll function for the overlay.

>>65509466
Did you mean 2006? Or 1998? Or was it 1990?
>ireland

>>65502555
You have a larger talent pool to draw from though, i don't know how you could not understand this.

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>>65509526
You can talk when you get a manager that doesn't put Sideshow Bob in the starting line up. Until then, silence, monkey.

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>the next world cup is 40 years away

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>tfw will never experience the shit posting live because you were at work

>>65509560
I'm sorry, I don't talk to niggers.
>know your place monkey

>>65509526
2010. Remember that Portugal x brasil game? Worse match I ever watched in my life.

>>65509560
>Argentina
>Football thread
Pick one.

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Can someone post, the scoreboard scroll of shame?

>>65496623
RIP Nerman

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>>65503477
>Ordem e Progresso

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>>65503503
>You think that Neymar is legitimately on the same page as Messi or Rooney

Happened what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKImB3r8xsQ

>>65511091
He isn't.

Messi is GOAT and Rooney is a bald flop.
Le falls to the slightest wind change Nerman Jr. is between them.

>>65497205
>american

>>65501359
best yet ahhahah

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Even String Emil watched it

>>65501359
still laughing :)

When >we scored the 4th, from that point on i just felt bad for brazil. A majestic, mythical creature died that day, a legend was buried, Brazil wont ever be seen the same way again.

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>yfw when god's chosen people are revealed

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>>65526437
Wrong pic

>Germany beat Brazil 7-1
>Argentina later beat Germany 4-2

When's the Argentina v Brazil 11-3 kek