Could have been worse. They clearly took their foot off the pedal in the 2nd half, the only reason anymore goals were scored was because Schurrle came off the bench and wanted to bury a few of his own
Imagine being one of the Germans and walking out and seeing this amatuer shit.
Know what the funniest part of the whole thing is? The Brazillian fans and press chose FUCKING FRED as the scapegoat. The striker of all players on a day where David Luiz was doing his best impression of a dementia patient.
Explain that fucking shit
Some Brazilian was spamming the board in the run-up to the game with rumors that the team was disintegrating,especially without Nerman, and was not only going to lose to Germany, but get absolutely massacred.
I thought he was full of shit at the time. Really wish I had saved his posts
Because Brazil is shit at everything from video games to their own favorite sport.
We literally don't care about soccer, but our women's team still took a shit all over your sport. Just imagine if our men actually cared enough: you'd be BTFO 14-0.
Just putting Brazil in its proper place, Belgium: The toilet.
It's amazing the defence that he gets from those on the internet though.
Which is ironic cos he offers no defence himself
Just cos he coasts though Ligue 1 matches on a stacked team with a GOAT CB partner.
You have a funny definition of mad, UK. Sounds like someone actually is assmangled over something.
Now excuse me while I examine all of our medals just from London 2012.
>A fifth the population,
>over half as many golds
LOLOLOL WTF FATTY SORT THAT SHIT OUT YOU GANG OF USELESS LARD FILLED SHITS MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE ENTERED ANOTHER REALM OF EXISTENCE
>So fucking upset that we took 46 golds and 103 total medals at your own games
>Not to mention the hosting country gets pity medals to make themselves feel better
Awww, poor britbong. It's ding dong o'clock, time for your daily supply drop of American semen to gulp down.
Don't try to reason with him, his country let mudslimes overrun the populace. He's being cucked by a refugee as we speak.
But of course! It's the best way to show who is truly dominant between two or more countries.
Per capita literally means nothing, not to mention Team GB was the home team and home teams always get pity medals to make them feel good about themselves. If it were held elsewhere, GB's golds and overall medals would have been a lot less.
I'm not sure that means what you think it does.
We're the most successful footballing nation in the last 25 years.
This game broke Dante.
He was one of the best defenders in the Bundesliga till the World Cup.
He said for years his only dream is to play for the national team at home.
The only game he was allowed to play was 7-1.
He never recovered from it and currently plays so terrible at Wolfsburg that you start thinking he isnt good enough for the Bundesliga anymore.
Our worst NT getting by mostly through luck and bad calls getting inebriated with their previous victories to the point they believed they could face Germany on equal terms. If they weren't as cocky and played defensive this could have been a normal defeat.
Everyone on /sp/ just ignores the fact that the team was lacking Neymar, Daniel Alves and Thiago Silva (who happened to be the captain) on that match, just for the sake of pushing this epic meme.
Brazil still would lose with the complete main squad, but it'd be far from this complete meltdown.
That's actually Mexico now
Well, for a start you were the hosts. So that means automatic qualification, despite the fact there were several stronger nations in your region that should have qualified ahead of you. Simply put, you should NEVER have even been at that world cup in the first place.
Secondly, you refballed your way through the group stage. And I mean UEFAlona levels of refball. It was shocking. Bordering on corrupt. Off of the top of my head Neymar should have been red carded (and banned) and Croatia had 2 legit goals disallowed for no logical reason. Simply put, you should have finished bottom of your group.
Thirdly, your players are utterly shit. David Luiz is and always has been an absolute joke. He's not good enough for any EPL team let alone one of the top 5 clubs... and you think he's one of your best players... unbelievable. But for some reason you hues seem to think you have world beaters. You think that Neymar is legitimately on the same page as Messi or Rooney. Your delusion knows no bounds. Naturally you assume that you were in that Semi-final on ability and merit this fueled the cockiness.
Fourth, Germany are a legit good side. They would beat any Brazil 11 from the past 30 years with ease and probably any of the 70s teams too. So it was no shock they ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED you. No surprise whatsoever. I put £500 on a German win personally.
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?
Well it's attitudes like this. What Brazil should have done was put 5 in defense and park the bus. Pray and hope for a 0-0 and try to sneak it on penalties. Even then you would have been defeated 3-0, but at least you would have some dignity.
>lucked against Chile
>Neymar destroyed by Colombia
The semi-final was destined to be a complete blow out by the Germans. How wonderful of fate to provide us with such delicious entertainment.
>This was the most incredible match of our lifetimes
honestly, i am glad i watched it and witnessed the huelocaust. but it wasn't the most momentous game evar for me, unlike some people...
Brazil's team has been sucking dick long before the world cup.
You can talk when you get a manager that doesn't put Sideshow Bob in the starting line up. Until then, silence, monkey.
>tfw will never experience the shit posting live because you were at work
Can someone post, the scoreboard scroll of shame?
>You think that Neymar is legitimately on the same page as Messi or Rooney