can you yanks please explain to me how the fuck a 39 year old just won the competition?
the fact a 39 year old is even capable of playing the sport at a professional level is laughable, the fact he actually won is embarrassing
>i've never watched american football before
lets just keep it that way. go back to watching your futbol brit bong. I heard soccer is pretty fun to watch
>Baiting this hard
>In American sports you don't even need to run
can you brits please explain to me how the fuck a 5'7 guy just won the best player of the year award?
the fact a 5'7 guy is even capable of playing the sport at a professional level is laughable, the fact he actually won is embarrassing
sorry m8, you're wrong. Can safely say you have never in your life played a basketball game, and probably never will. Enjoy kicking that ball around m80
>There are yuropeons that will doubt his greatness at age 40
Get your shit together m80s
>implying basketball players ever 'run'
jogging around for 20 minutes doesn't count as running
if the sport was so phisically demanding why do professional teams play several times a week? why do basketball players peak at the age of 26-28?
I have the answer for both: you don't need to run
Distance Run Per Game in Various Sports
Football: 7 miles
Genetically inferior apes throw ball into hoop: 2.9 miles
Fat lazy black guys throwing an egg around: 1.25 miles
no wonder they are so fat and 39 year olds can play it
Even tennis players run 3 miles
Soccer is a lot more jogging than basketball. You can't even deny that. In basketball, every player has to get set on both ends of the floor. After rebounds, everyone sprints to try to beat their man. Soccer has moments like this, but not constantly all game. More than half the time for a defender or attacker is spent jogging around watching the ball on the other end of the field.
Hahaha holy shit, he just claimed that soccer was less jogging than basketball
In American sports, especially for the QB position, skill is more important than stamina or physical ability. All of the men in the NFL are the most skilled football players in the world. Certain potions like the QB are more skilled based so it's not unusual for the players to maintain longer careers.
Meanwhile in Yurop, their only sport is based around aimlessly jogging around a pitch for 90 minutes while pretending to be injured. Zero skill is required which is why are the players are tiny manlets that lack any semblance of pride which is why they are okay pretending to fall down all the time.
>his argument is a cartoon for kids
A basketball player would literally die if he had to jog for 90 minutes
Running is probably the easiest realm of athleticism to train desu, any joe on the street can train their body to run 7 miles if they work on it for 2 months tops. The athleticism in basketball is much more impressive than in American football or in soccer.
Can Eurocucks and other affiliated subhumans explain me why the best """""player""""" of their """"sport""""" is 5'6 (1m68) ?
> the average NFL game includes only 11 minutes of actual playing time.
> the most during the 2014 season was Jimmy Butler of the Chicago Bulls at 3.1 miles per game.
>A large field, a fast moving ball, and rare substitutions mean soccer players can expect to log some heavy mileage over 90-plus minutes. Midfielders tend to run the most, sometimes reaching nearly 9.5 miles,
It's okay, no matter what you say, they will flip flop. You say that QB takes skill, they say that he never runs and is old. You say DB runs all over the field all game, he says there is no skill and it's all athleticism
Still insecure after yesterday. That makes
50 (FIFTY) Super Bowls for America and 0 (ZERO) for Yurop
>why do basketball players peak at the age of 26-28
they dont in most cases. the goat mj peaked in his 30s
it's basketball, it's not a full contact sport. It's cardio, of course they can play an 82 game season from october to april. Though they should stretch it out some.
>jogging around for 20 minutes doesn't count as running
it's a 48 minute game. Done replying to you now m8.
so with your thought process it isn't a sport unless you are practically doing cross country/running 7 miles in your "match/game"
Lol ok. That's your retarded opinion. Doesn't change the fact the best athletes in the world play basketball. Not soccer. No 5'7 manlet is a top level athlete. yes soccer takes skill with your feet, but those little shits aren't playing anything BUT soccer. basketball players could play every fucking sport there is. they just decide to play basketball. Take matt barnes for one. average ass basketball player, but was all american at wide out in high school. could have went to literally any college inthe US. probably would have made the nfl with his size too. 6'8 wide out is going to stomp ass.
love tennis. second favorite sport to play other than basketball. know what they both have in common? lateral quickness.
eat shit man. done with this b8 thread.
>le it's not a sport unless you run 10 miles meme
Lol this is some great new b8. europ losers have nothing.
>they dont in most cases. the goat mj peaked in his 30s
You are proving my point, retard
>it's a 48 minute game. Done replying to you now m8.
no one plays the whole match, like it happens in football
>Has never actually watched the Simpsons.
By your argument, water polo players or wrestlers are better than other players because they exert themselves more physically than players in other sports.
Pictured: The epitome of athleticism according to Yurop
YOU BELIEVE THIS?!
Approximately 80% of the NBA could run a half marathon tomorrow. That's more than 90 minutes of jogging.
I could go jog for 90 fucking minutes right now, I have gone for 2 hours before
Not to mention
>standing around while ball is out of play (clock still running)
>standing around while teammate flops (clock still running)
>standing around while opponent flops (clock still running)
>lightly jogging or outright walking because the ball isn't in my third
Tldr this thread.
But you manlets make me lol. When will you learn.
The fact a mediocre basketballer can be in the nfl proves the exact opposite of the point you're trying to make, just shows how little skill these sports take
also if you're american and 7ft+ there is a 17% chance you're in the NBA
thats all it takes, being tall and having an interest in the sport
jjajaaja sos un boludo, hablas del futbol americano sin nisiquiera saber, anda a jugar rugby cuadrado, que requiere mucho menos cerebro que un deporte de verdad.
y sobre el basquet, no tenes idea tampoco, los jugadores de futbol (soccer) literalmente no corren nada, ni se compara, sos el tipico argentino cuadrado y cerrado, volve a taringa papu
you said that bball players peak at 26-28... I said goat mj peaked in his 30s. How the hell does that mean you are right? haha
>no one plays the whole match
you really are grasping at straws manlet man
That mediocre basketball player was better at football m8, that's the whole point? lol Basketball players are the better athlete. always will be in most cases.
Requirements for Sports in meme format
Must be 6ft2 or above, weigh 220lb, be able to run in short sprints (but not for too long,) have some quick thinking skills if you're a QB and identify threats quickly
Just be tall. Bonus if you can jump really high as well.
Able to react really fast and have strong arms? Honestly don't know.
Able to control a ball with your feet, able to run constantly for 90 minutes combined with sprints and quick thinking, able to kick a ball with pinpoint precision and know when to jump/time your run to avoid offside.
>That mediocre basketball player was better at football m8, that's the whole point? lol Basketball players are the better athlete. always will be in most cases.
this is baffling, how do you believe this
literally 17% of people in the united states who are 7ft or taller are in the nba
that shows it doesnt take skill, if 17% of a demographic can be professional at it
lol grasping at straws.
>if he's tall there is no way he could be an athlete like my 5'7 messi
top fucking kek m8. you have pure manlet thoughts
kek beaners talking bean speak. gtfo and go find a dirt basketball court you poor folk
big players are typically less skilled. Being a shooter or ball handler (who are necessary positions) requires lots of skill and typically is occupied by players do not fit your stat.
>Honestly don't know.
youshould just go to whatever other board you post on 4chins. you have no idea what sports are even about.
there is a old saying retard. "you can't coach height" basketball is a vertical sport. of course a fucking tall 7 footer is going to have a chance at making it. Are you really this dumb?
yet you are a beaner speaking spanish, and posting from argentina. eat shit m8. I'm from texas, of course I see beaner speak on a daily grind. doesn't mean I have to put up with your smelly beaner ass on 4chins.
>of course a fucking tall 7 footer is going to have a chance at making it.
a 17% chance
shows your sport is a joke if simply being tall means there is a really good chance you can go pro
>10 ft tall goal
>5'7 manlet has a 0.2% chance of making the nba while a 7ft has 17%
you sound butt hurt m8. sorry must suck to be short like you.
>so you're saying the sport doesnt take any skill, you just need to be tall and its super easy?
m8 that is what you are saying. I'm not the one talking about 7 footers. I was talking about matt fucking barnes here >>65483619
lol then you went off on this 7footer tangent. you're an idiot m8. thread is closed. brit bong is confirmed manlet retard.
not sure why you said that. Texas reporting in shithead.
>don't take skill
Well we already know you are a retarded manlet, your 5'6 opinion is moot to me.
the defense won the game
the dream is better than the hook
I have realized in my time here that there is always one British and one Argentine poster who are continuously concerned with sports they don't even watch. They also feel the need to try and convince people, who have more knowledge of the sport, why they shouldn't watch it.
I don't get it?
I'm not involved in this shitty USA vs EU garbage argument. I was just putting that point out there.
>you don't depend on your own skill
Don't talk about football, you clearly don't know anything about it.
and you know, the vast majority of the world cup qualifying round where >we got 1st place.
But that was just luck, right? :^)
Both of you are right. GK and QB don't require a ton of physical ability compared to say midfielders or forwards and cornerbacks/wide receivers.
This thread in itself is stupid because manning didn't even do anything. It was the Denver defense that won them that game. It also goes for the Americans posting 40 year old soccer players that played like 5 games the year they won and using that as an argument as well.
This is just another crap bait thread.
Handegg is based more around short bursts of power than sustained endurance. Besides, the helmets/uniforms are hefty compared to the shirt/shorts/codpiece they wear in divegrass so you can't run around for 90 straight minutes in all that armor.
M8 the greatest player in the history of professional football will be 39 next season. Watch your fucking mouth euro trash
Basketball players only run 2.5-3.5km per game, 4km tops. That's why you can play 5 consecutive games in a week.
Football players nowadays run 9-14km per game depending on age, position and weather, and lose 3-5kg per match.
give me young wilt over kareem anyday.
>Brits literally imprison people for hurt feelings
I'm not actually making this shit up
He was carried by his defense, if you watched the game you would have known that. 39 year old Peyton didn't make the Broncs win, their offense was actually shit. Their defense on the other hand was phenomenal and was able to completely shut down Carolina.
I really hate to repeat myself but...
At least >>65485419 acknowledges the fact that there are plenty of Spaniards living there and some do shit jobs. The lazy Spain is as easy as fat American.
Say that to my face not online and see what happens
>basketball players could play every fucking sport there is
americucks actually believe this
OFFICIAL UNCONTESTABLE POWER RANKINGS of MAJOR SPORTS ORDERED by COMBINED ATHLETICISM and TECHNICAL QUALITIES
1. Rugby (of either denomination)
4. Gymnastics (rings)
900000. Cars and shit
90000000. Curry basebore
9000000000. Obesity Egg
if apehoop dunkers in the nba trained for soccer their entire life like every other country has their kids doing, yes they would probably wipe the floors with all the manlets around the world that play soccer
That's not a Spaniard in this picture, pal.
didn't nasa release a bunch of new photos? want to give me a good link anon? I guess I can just google it.
>players literally leave university and only then become professional players
>if you don't have a certain height your chances of making it a slim to none
>players need to be a prodigy from a young age and dedicate their entire lives at it to even have a chance
>any height will do it, making the pool to extract talent from much larger
There's really no comparisson in the amount of skills required. Soccer is a lot more skilled. Just look at women soccer players. They look borderline retarded playing it because it is so hard. They don't look that pathetic playing other easier sports though.
> basketball players could play every fucking sport there is
>mfw a french 7 footer tried to shoot a basketball near me
rudy should stick to soccer ammirite?
>mfw a french 7 footer tries to play defense
did you forget that a 40 year old won the bpl??
Petty stopped being good when NASCAR changed the rules in 1971 so that there would be 30 official races per season. Before that, any race on a NASCAR-sanctioned track counted even if it was amateur dirt tracks. Then in his later career, they started more stringently making it a requirement that all cars be equal.
not even trolling but can you please explain the literal obsession with american sports fans and the idea that a good athlete should be 600 lbs of bulging muscle that look like the Hulk?
Literally only in american football is that advantageous, it literally detracts from your ability in nearly every other sport.
Because football is a team sport and that 39 year old had an outstanding defense to make up for his offensive inadequacies.