Caption this

>I wish the Giants were here
>My feet hurt
>This Beyonce's too loud

>>65468311
>wtf he wasnt supposed to win

>>65468311

>mfw I forgot to put my slacks in the dryer

>wish I had a budweiser right now

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>>65468311
Good job bro. It's great to see you be able to accomplish this great achievement. I hope I'll be in your position again soon. Really happy for you.

>Input error. Please restart and try again.

>great now peyton doesn't have to sit at the kids table anymore

>>65468311
I saw that and laughed.
>>65468390
Kek
Someone do this.

>I can't make fun of Peyton for only having 1 ring anymore

>>65468311
"Now we're tied..."

>>65468390
10/10

why doesn't he breathe through his nose?

>>65468311
>I would've preferred another 18-1

>>65468311
What the hell was that puppymonkeybaby commercial?

>>65468311
>But I was supposed to be the favorite son.

This picture reminds me of Harry Potter when Snape was muttering that magic under his breath so Harry wouldn't fall off his broom at the divebroom game

>Wait... I'm not the Manning on the field?

>>65468311
>>65468477
WAKE
ME
UP

>>65468551
>"I don't wanna sit in the kids table with cooper dad, I won 2 before Peyton"

>>65468642
PUPPYMONKEYBABY....

PUPPYMONKEYBABY....

PUPPYMONKEYBABY....

PUPPYMONKEYBABY....

PUPPYMONKEYBABY....

>>65468414
>not getting them dry cleaned

>>65468311
>I put a cheeky mil on the Panthers to watch them do THIS?

>>65468663
beat me to it

>>65468311
>w-where am I

>why are all these people celebrating

>I just want to go home

>Fuck.....now I need 3

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>>65468390
>>65468311

>>65468662
top kek

>>65468961
Saved

>>65468662
underrated post

>I put 100k on the Panthers

Does anyone have the webm?

>>65468311
>WOOOOOOOO

>>65468311
>now my wifes gonna fuck peyton again
>at least her sons are happy
>pls make it stop

>>65468311
>Owls were supposed to be my thing
>Fug. Back to being Pey's baby brother
>Daddy, please love me!!!!!

>>65468311
>and I just won

>>65468414

This post reminded me I've had clothes sitting in the washing machine since noon

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>millionaire without sports
>partner at an energy firm
>is a commodities trader
>will continue to make a lot of money into old age
>easily the best looking
>CTE? No problem!
>Gets to ride off his brothers for nfl tickets and such

>>65468311
DAB ON DEM NIGGAS

DAB DAB DAB

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>>65469532
this

FUCK THAT WOO NIGGA
BEFORE EVERY FUCKING PLAY
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JUST

>I wish Osi and Michael didn't retire
>why does Jason only have half of a hand?

>>65468311
DARKNESS

IMPRISONING ME

ALL THAT I SEE

ABSOLUTE HORROR

>>65468311
>I wish Cooper would shut his kid up
>now I can't make fun of Peyton anymore

Anone have that gif of Eli walking straight into the refs waving arms?

>>65468662
Underrated post

Shit my brother has two rings with two different teams! Now it doesn't matter how many I win.

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>>65468311
>last night's debate gave us this gem
>tonight's game gave us this

DESPAIR ALL AROUND

>>65469647
also
>gets to go out in public without getting noticed and swarmed by people asking for signatures

>>65469383
7/10

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>mfw when meme magic is real

>>65468311
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

>>65468662

kek

>>65468311
>hfw he has to win another bowl so his father can remember his name

https://twitter.com/CopiahDawg/status/696532505625804802

holy fucking kek

>>65469647
What's this clip from? Link?

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>>65468311
that kid looks like the dancing kid from the world cup

gif semi related

>>65469829
Lol

>>65468311
>Because a vision softly creeping
>Left its seeds while I was sleeping
>And the vision that was planted in my brain
>Still remains

>>65468662
took me a second but lel'd

Well at least eli is undefeated in the owl and was the MVP of twice

>I'm the worst manning again
>r-emember when I did the same thing dad? Dad?

>>65469885
That's great, he's not living that down

>>65469765
he looks exactly like peyton and eli

its probably worse because everyone thinks hes those two

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>>65469885
>>65468311
>tfw I put money on Cam

>>65469983
that was absolutely brutal. Don't get me wrong, they're all twats, but Christie tore him a new asshole

>>65469983
What did I miss with Rubio? I missed the debate.

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>>65468662
>eli channeling his autistic clutch powers into peyton
top kek

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quick shitty shop job but I'll leave this here

>>65468311
"Holy Shit, Goodell really did rig it."

>>65468311
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65470137
>That clear disgust

>>65468311
can people relax about this shit?

Eli is super high profile, he has to keep his emotions under control or the camera will be on him and his whole family every ten seconds.

peyton had the same reserved reaction when Eli was playing for teh ship.

It is protocol, you don't want all teh kids and wives to be on national tv constantly.

>>65469893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAQnu7uWQu0

MAN-ing on the street

>>65468311
Oh no, now I'm back to being "peyton mannings brother"

He looked legit heartbroken, like he knew his brother was and always was going to be better at every single thing than him in life. The only thing he had was flukeing into 2 superbowls to his 1. Everything was always going to come up Peyton, everything except he could always comfort himself in the fact he somehow, someway had more superbowls than him. He probably thought it was safe he probably thought it was a lock when Peyton looked cooked this year. Then this happens.. it happens and all he can do is stand there and exist, keep existing in this world where Peyton Manning is always the winner.

>>65470137
in this one you can really see how the broad looks at him real quick, sees he's pissed as fuck, then turns back around

>>65470283
No. Fuck you

>>65470170
see
>>65470164
He made a brief comment about what a bad governor Christie was and totally sidetracked into conspiracy tier "obummer" talk for the remaining 30 seconds, and christie called him the fuck out for the "drive-by shot at the beginning followed by a memorized speech." Worst part was that afterwards he literally could not stop mentioning obama afterwards and further proving christie's point

>>65470283
>Eli is super high

Fixed.

>>65468691
haha say it again

>>65470137
He actually looks a little like Brady for a split second while he's side-on.

Do you think he's consciously trying for that look?

>>65470377
Fantastic

>>65470335
which multinational corporation does your brother run

>>65470137

tfw you can't talk shit anymore

>>65469729
That was Cutler iirc

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>>65468311

>>65470137

>out 8000 bucks

>>65470299
Kek
Totally different than eli

>>65470653
Hue

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I knew he was autistic but holy shit.

>>65470417
holy fuck you're right, his anger morphs him into a brady clone for just a second there, you can see his true form revealed

>>65469383
KEK

>>65468311
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65470846
Please explain what you mean in more detail with your statement "he looks like he may be atleast a little autistic" because in practice, I assure you, there are far more people on the autistic spectrum you can't possibly detect just by looking still pictures of them, and without interacting with them, chances are slim you'd actually pick them out without watching them carefully over a period of time, and even if you do interact with them, there's no guarantee you'd recognize it, even then!

Even if he is (I think there'd be someone online and/or traditional older media by now) so what? He's not his older brother in terms of experience, but he's still the starting quarterback for a successful NFL team, and while it seems he has some things to perfect in his game (the biggest problem I noticed while watching the Super Bowl is he doesn't have a good grasp of the play clock) he clearly has demonstrated the ability to do what needs to be done.

Oh, and another thing: most autistic people would consider it to be a personal Hell to be working in the environment an NFL football game puts them in: huge amounts of noise and lights that's pretty much non-stop, combined with all the other things.

>>65468311
>tfw can't coast on 2 owls anymore

>>65469383
>than

>>65470950
how can you be so devoid of self awareness

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>>65470137
>can't talk shit to peyton anymore because peyton has the tier breaker with going to 4 owls

Eli has always been very autistic. Even Peyton said he didn't start talking until later.. His facial expressions have always been odd.. Very, very southern too. It's just Eli being Eli if you have watched him for awhile. Seems like a good dude tho..

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>>65468662

>when the taco bell reaches your rectal cavity and you stand up due to intense cramping but try to play it off

>>65471835
Holy fuck saved.

>>65470950
Well, at least we can confirm you have the autisms.

>>65471835
Epic reddit post bro

>>65471835
desu that's something Eli would say

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>Still no slow motion zoom in on his face while Sound of Silence plays

[it ain't me starts playing]

>>65468961
>>65469383
>>65471835
>3 captions in this whole thread
why the fuck don't we have more captions in here? I'm too tired and stuffed and unfunny, but somebody needs to start contributing.

>>65472368
If I had any way of adding sound to a webm I would upload this, but sadly I don't.

>>65468311
Caption this
*unzips dick*

>tfw your older brother has a defense that can hold leads
>tfw great season, pro bowl...but miss playoffs bc your shit d

>>65472368
>>65472532
>other chan was almost broken for a year but is now fixed
>despite being run by a cripple and a crazed ex-military guy out of the phillippines it still has sound webms and this place doesn't

Why was moot such a retard?

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>>65472764

>moot's only excuse for no sound webms was "b-but if they had sound all people would do is post webms with sanic hegehog in them!"

>>65470137
>tfw the only thing you have on your brother is more superbowls
>tfw the only reason your brother has any superbowl wins is because his defense carried him both times
>tfw you had to win by being clutch as fuck in both of your owls, while your brother literally just handed the ball off every play

Ya, I'd be pissed too.

>>65468311
Apparently there's a third Manning brother that doesn't even play football. He's like the Jeb of the family.

>>65472764
>moot
Who

eli is too autistic to feel emtions

Like I always assumed /sp/ was trolling but this nigga is really autistic

>>65472949
Kek

He did play though. Apparently he was good too.

>poor yeb

>>65468311
>when she tell u she not on the pill but u alraedy nutted

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>>65473457

>>65469647
>has a spine like a wet noodle

>>65472764
Sound webms is as easy as typingg "true", /gif/ has sound for example

>>65470299
Based

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Peyton Manning you're my hero

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>>65474570

>>65471835
someone needs to gif this

>>65474570
>Eli Manning's day off

The clip needs the Curb your Enthusiasm theme playing as it slowly zooms in on Eli's face.

>>65475487
bump for this

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>>65470950
I...what??

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>>65470137
fucking kek

>Brady has as much rings as the Manning family.

>Tom has as much rings as my whole family combined

>>65470137
That double check for a flag.

>>65470338
They do a kind of hand holding high five though. I assume that's his mum

>>65468311
>And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted - nevermore!

>>65470299
Manning family is fucking awesome

>>65468679
This desu

>>65470299
Kooky Manning - Forever undefeated in the NFL playoffs.

>>65470335

he does have the record most consecutive starts

which is neat I guess

>>65472694
>My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone

>>65468662
Goddamn perfect post