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>I'm gonna drink a lot of Budweiser tonight!
Why is Manning such a shill?
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Bud is literally the best beer to be drinking during a celebration, fuck off with your craft beer chocolate triple hops pilsner fucking Seattle hipster faggot cuck
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>>65467005
Manning, get off /sp/ and go fucking celebrate. You won the Superbowl. Forget being a shill for one night.
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I'm gonna drink a lot of Dead Guy Ale.

I would have respected that.
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He could have just fucking said something like "I think the round's on me!" instead of blatantly shilling for Budweiser.
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He did it twice. Once was enough.
Someone put his face on the jew pic with bud bottles everywhere
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>>65467005
>2016
>drinking pisswater
Get some fucking taste in beer faggot.
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>>65467297
>Dead Guy Ale
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>>65467005
My daughter could drink that piss water and not get buzzed. Budweisers for fags who like to brag about how much they can drink when all they drink is watered down shit.
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Did he say Budweiser? I thought he said beer. I couldn't hear too well though.
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>>65467005
I guarantee I enjoyed this owl 100% more with my Lagunitas Sucks than you did with your pisswater, NASCARfag
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>>65468076
He said Budweiser. Manning confimed for shill.
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>>65467882
>Budweisers for fags who like to brag about how much they can drink when all they drink is watered down shit.
Fucking this. If someone bragged to me about how they pounded Budweiser all night I'd laugh in their fucking face.
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>>65468076
>>65468236
He said beer the second time around.
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he just said beer. how did you take budweiser out of that
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>>65466858
The NFL was probably contractually obligated to promote bud since bud sponsored the Super Bowl.
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>>65469038
he said budweiser the interview right after the game ended senpai

he basically just made the same speech twice, one without mentioning budweiser
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>>65469038
he said budweiser after that
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>>65467005
no, bud is for 16 year old kids and white trash. the shit tastes like fucking water

it's not the best factory beer by a long shot
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congrats grandpa
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>>65466858
>this happens
maybe its just what he calls beer.
>later
>"im gonna drink a lot of beer, Budweiser"
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If bud was gonna pay you millions of dollars... are you telling me you hipster faggots wouldn't pretend to like it?
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Guys. Budweiser sponsored the Superbowl. The NFL was likely contractually obligated to mention it in interviews. They just used Peyton in this instance. Is it really that hard to understand?
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If someone paid me millions of dollars to shill for them, I'm pretty sure I'd do it.
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>"I'm gonna' drink a lot of craft beers tonight from a variety of local colorado breweries after my immediate plane trip back to Colorado because that's what we specialize in besides football and marijuana and importing Californians."
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He should have said Coors at least.
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>>65467005
hello peypey
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>>65467005
No it's painfully mediocre
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>>65469809
Canadians drink Schmidts Gay
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>>65467005
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>>65467603
Good enough for my grandpa good enough for me.
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>>65469896
Labatts >>>> any mass producing American pisswater
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>>65468968
Shortly after which, he said Budweiser.
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>>65470123
Only Canadians drink Labatts. It's a joke.
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Why do we hate people advertising things for money?
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>>65467005

sup peyton?
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>>65470306
because this board is full of sanders commies
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>he said nearly the exact same statement twice
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>>65467005
have a (You)
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>>65470371

That's pretty much all player media interaction and interviews m8.
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>>65470306
Because it distracted from the accomplishment of winning a Superb Owl, at a time when he could have said something heartfelt.
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>>65470478
The money he gets is pretty genuine. He also might like the beer. God knows a shit load of people drink it.
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So what I'm getting from this thread is. If budwiser or any beer company offered you a fuck ton of money to shill for them... you wouldn't do it? Hell I fucking hate all beer and I'd fuck a bottle of budwiser for millions of dollars.
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>>65468076
He said Budweiser on the field interview, then said beer when they gave him the Lombardi.
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>>65469491
Thank you based Colorado for taking as many Californians as you can, we're fucking sick of them.
-Love
Oregon
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>>65467297
Hi matt
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>>65466858
he really is tho
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>>65470587
>>65468968
he said budweiser again after beer on the podium, so he gave them two name checks.
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>>65470672
No he didn't
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Let's be honest though, Peyton seems like the kind of guy who drinks Budweiser. He probably will be drinking it tonight.
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>>65467005
you'll get some flack for this, some deserved
but have fun lad
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>>65469306
We're making fun of the fact that his shilling was so fucking obvious.
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If you were being offered thousands and thousands of dollars to publicly say "I like thing", you would too.

>inb4 denying
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>>65470570
For the average joe making 50k a year? Yea go for it and shill your heart out. But for a star quarterback on a professional football team? No. Look at his salary this year, he literally made more money in one year than some people make in their lifetime.
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>>65469426
We get it. It's just fucking painfully obvious.
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The dude was paid a couple millions to say one whole sentence during an interview, everybody in their right mind wouldve done it
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>>65469553
Oh fuck no. Coors is even worse than Bud.
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>making fun of Manning shilling Budweiser
>no one pointing out he was in a room full of fucking Gatorade when all the other Owl winners were coming up
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>>65471399

>Make a lot of money
>but no, I'm not interested in making more money on top of that due to what I do to make money
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>>65466858
>panthers win
>I'm gonna drink a lot of Budweiser tonight!

you know he was contractually obligated too
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>>65470123
>implying Canadian pisswater is any better
We know that our beer is shit, but quit acting like yours is any better.
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>>65470066
I guess shit taste runs in the family.
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>"I'm gonna drink a lot of this new hoppy microbrew that none of you guys have probably heard of before"

yup, you guys are right!
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>>65467005
>seattle
>hipster
Someone is stuck in the 90s, Seattle hasn't been known as any kind of hipster hub the past 20 years. All that shit migrated to Portland and post internet boom San Fran. Seattle is just a fairly cheap city to live in with tons of Asians now.
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>>65470478
Fucking this. It was so fucking cringeworthy. He could've took the mic and thanked his team, his coach, his family, friends, God, etc., but he chose to shill for fucking pisswater instead. I mean, what the dick? REALLY Manning?
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>>65470570
He could've picked a better time to shill instead of doing it right when he won the fucking Superbowl.
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if i hear one more pretentious cock sucking beer "aficionado" smugly proclaim that X beer tastes like piss i'm going to beat their stupid underage tryhard little face into the pavement and then show them what piss really tastes like when i urinate in their mouth
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>>65466858

he's getting hammered
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>>65471894
1. You sound like an edgelord.

2. Saying Budweiser tastes like piss isn't an opinion. It's a natural fact. Budweiser is the most entry level bottom of the barrel beer out there. It's not like it's as bad as Pabst Blue Ribbon, Natty Light, Tecate Light, etc., but it's just nothing but bland, watered down pisswater.
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Should've been a real man and said Milwaukee's Best.
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Well now that everyone can agree that Budweiser is for plebs, what beer do you fellow anons drink?
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>>65471894
>>65472160
I go inbetween phases where I like only good beer but then I realize $20 for an 18 is fucking retarded and start drinking Bud or Coors
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>>65469306
I'd pretend to like it.

I would drink it out of my own asshole and call it the holy grail for that amount of mony.
But lord, oh lord have fucking mercy if I think for one second that I do not deserve to be relentlessly mocked for selling out that hard.
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>>65471489
And everyone in their right mind will make fun of him for it, too.
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>>65469306
every single one of us would do it. people think money = evil

just accept that sponsorships happen, ignore them if they bother you. don't be an autist and get bothered by stupid shit
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>>65472410

budweiser
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>>65469038
He said budweiser in 2 interviews straight.
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>>65472410
I like Schlafly's and Blue Moon since I'm from St. Louis. Shocktop is a good alternative if you want to be cheap while pretending you enjoy craft bears.

But I also brew my own when I have the time and usually stick to making pale ales and stouts. There is literally nothing better than getting high off your own supply.
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>>65472678
Go away Manning...
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>>65472711
Not bad choices anon. But damn. You brew your own beer? Got any pics?
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>one of the best moments of your career
>a chance to go out on top while saying something heartfelt and memorable to millions of people
>Drink Budweiser™ guys!
Yep I'm done with football.
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>>65472160
1. I guess I can't really argue whether or not any of these beers taste like piss, because I've never actually tasted piss. Apparently to be a craft beer enthusiast you've had to consume copious amounts of piss at some point in your life.

2. No one drinks Budweiser because they want a good beer. It is brewed solely to be easy drinking and as inoffensive as possible to appeal to the largest number of people in order to make the most profit. It has alcohol in it. Fill up the cooler and let your guests go to town and no one will know or care what they're drinking once they catch a buzz and get caught up socializing.

If you want to provide a houseful of people trying to party with 6 packs of craft beer and glasses to drink out of, go ahead. I'll stick to buying cheap beer in bulk.
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>>65472791
Yup.

Here's the ingredients I threw together for my most recent batch. Pumpkin-flavored pale ale. I even grew the pumpkin from my own back yard. This was back during Halloween and I'm due to make another batch soon. My plan is to make doppelbock.
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Active NFL players are not allowed to endorse alcohol. He subtly announced his retirement.
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>>65466858
He drinks budweiser and eats papa johns! He's just a regular guy like us!
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>>65472853

Fivehead is the most jewish football player there is. The Rasm will probably give him 15 million to eat shit for a couple games then go on IR next year, no way he's going to pass that easy money up.
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>>65472945
>>65472791
... and the finished product, to boot.
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>>65472940
It's a figure of speech. Perhaps your special ed teacher at middle school will tell you what that means if you don't pull her hair while asking it
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>>65467005

it's great if you love weak light beer. more appropriate for outdoor cooking like a picnic or bbq. celebration calls for champagne or hard liquor
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>>65469896
Don't even know what that is you fat Coors light swilling autist.
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>>65472945
>>65473056
Dude, holy shit, that looks great. Any tips if I wanted to try making homebrew?
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>>65471746
>Seattle is just a fairly cheap city to live in

It's literally one of the most expensive cities to live in the USA
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>>65472940
If you're having a party and are on budget than at least get Heineken. That shit's at least passable if you're gonna have cheap beer at a party.
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>>65467005
If this is your real opinion, I truly pity you
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>all these fags trying to win internet points with their superior taste in beer
embarrassing desu
no adult gives a shit what any other adult drinks
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>>65473223
Of course the Australian has to shitpost and post gay porn in this thread. Enjoy your posting vacation faggot.
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>>65467005
>>65473271
>getting butthurt over everyone calling out your shit taste in beer
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>>65472940

That explanation number 2 is the reason I hate pop culture. Always trying to go the fuckin "Common denominator". Why? What's the reason of not being able to grow up and try new stuff?

Stop drinking piss, stop buying piss, try new stuff and drink what you love. And show it to people and if they don't like it, then forget it.

You sound like a fuckin Communist. Embrace the fact that they are so many different flavors avalaible instead of your Bud.
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>>65473132
1) Only 25% of brewing requires cooking skill.
The other 75% involves meticulous sanitation and sterilization. You want to be completely sure that NOTHING other than your yeast is growing inside the wort. The yeast is ultimately what does the real work for you and does not like competition.

2) Lighter beers are your best option for a first batch. This is because they have the shortest fermentation period and tend to be the cheapest. If things go wrong, then you at least come out with a minimal loss. This will usually be a 3-4 week endeavor.

3) Order your kit online. Store-bought kits often sit out on the shelf for a long period of time, and can go bad by the time you buy them. Online orders help ensure that your kit will be fresh.

Beyond that, this website is your best place to start.
http://www.howtobrew.com/
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>>65467882
>>65468945
Budweiser has 5% abv unless it's made for sale in areas that restrict alcohol content. Do you think drinking beer from a local brewery that has 5% abv would get you more drunk?
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>>65473639
Duly noted. Thanks anon.
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>>65473682
That's beside the point. Alcohol should be consumed for the flavor. NOT just for the sake of getting drunk. Bud tastes bland as fuck. There's plenty of better tasting beers out there.
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>>65473699
2 more things I forgot to mention:

Starsan is your best friend. It is THE cleaning product to use, since it is food safe and it won't mess with your flavor. Do not attempt brewing without it.
And pale ales are your best bet.
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>>65473781
This is bullshit, you drink alcohol to get drunk. Flavor is completely subjective anyways you fucking mong, people can and will continue to drink whatever they like irrespective of your ridiculous superiority complex.
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Anyone here find it odd how Budweiser puts more effort in their commercials rather than how their beer tastes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dHaOwC_4No
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why couldn't he incorporate it naturally? Just say he's going to drink a few Buds, it was so awkward how he said it
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>>65473781

m8 if alcohol didn't get you buzzed/drunk no one would drink it, hard alcohol especially. Odouls is a joke for a reason.
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>>65473863
Gotcha. Thanks.
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>>65466858
He's just being all American.

> personally I would have said Coors Light
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>>65470778
yes he did
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>>65470778
Nigga u wat?
He did it twice.
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>>65473898
>you drink alcohol to get drunk
Then just drink straight everclear, you fucking faggot. Christ.
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>>65473898
You're the fucking mong you faggot. When I drink beer I actually wanna taste what I'm drinking rather than watered down shit like Bud. Also, you drink alcohol to relax and enjoy the flavor. Not everyone is an alcoholic who enjoys getting shitfaced. And if you actually get drunk off of Bud then it shows that you're a fucking lightweight. Go be a pleb somewhere else.
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>>65473958
His post explicitly said that the point of drinking is both flavor AND getting drunk.
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He's drunk and kissing his wife and kids
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>>65473958
You need to work on your reading comprehension anon. Yes it's important for booze to be strong and have a good kick, but flavor counts too.
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>>65474001
Oh please. If he wanted to be "all American" then he could've picked a better beer than Bud. He could have picked Sam Adams, which is at least acceptable for factory beer.
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>>65474137
"relax" ie get drunk. Bud will get you just as drunk as any other number of 5% micros you retard.
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>>65473132
I think /diy/ has brew threads
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>>65474271
I'm surprised /ck/ of all places doesn't have more brew threads.
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>>65473958
>mid August
>have to drive 500 miles
>AC doesn't work
>grab a cold 12 pack of Busch NA
>pound them as I drove
Felt good man. NA beer is underrated.
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>>65473781
It's not beside the point because >>65467882 said "My daughter could drink that piss water and not get buzzed" as if it was something negative about the beer. A lot of beer is less than 5% abv, so criticizing bud for not having enough alcohol doesn't make sense.
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>>65474270
>getting drunk
>off of Bud
>being this much of a lightweight
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>Brady kisses Gisele after winning Superbowl
>Peyton kisses Papa John™
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>>65474345
You obviously haven't been drinking the right beer. Germany and Belgium have plenty of selections of beer that are just as if not more potent than wine and hard liquor and they taste 1000x better than whatever pisswater you've been drinking.
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>>65474304
They might, I don't really go there.
I know they have coffee brewing threads.
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>>65474346
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>>65474346
beer is beer you fucking tool. if you're drinking a low alcohol beer you'll just end up drinking twice as much. i.e., while you're sipping on your faggy little IPA, someone drinking bud will probably go through 3 beers before you even finish your first.
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>>65474416
Kek
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>>65474542
>You obviously haven't been drinking the right beer
What makes you say this? The only point I'm making is that 5% abv Budweiser will get you just as buzzed as 5% whatever else.
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>>65474720
There's good beer and there's shit beer. Plain and simple. Enjoy being a pleb I guess.
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>>65466858
oh boy i sure do love rat poison in my beer!!
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>>65466858
seriously how much money does budweiser put in to annual ads? like what a billion
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>>65466858
What happened to shilling for Disney land? Now they shill for alcohol that kills you and can destroy your life.
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>people ITT unironically defending and shilling for Bud and getting mad at people for having standards for the alcohol they drink
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There actually wasn't that much Peyton dick sucking in game to my surprise.
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>>65466858
the only thing worse than no-taste hicks who drink pissweiser are the craft beer faggots

>muh artisanship, 6.5% abv is super hardcore compared to the 4% of your pleb beer. I slam my dick in a door and don't even flinch after drinking 2 whole <local mediocre IPA>
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for the faggots arguing about beer on four chan, remember, you are arguing about beer on four chan, it get no more based than that..... just think you guys have made it, you have found the secret society where the elite minds unite to call each other faggots. you are here, this is like the super bowl of the internet but it happens every day in your lives. but still, neither of you will go to bed before you feel you have won the OWL on which is the best beer. why waste your time, you both have already won at life, for god's sake you are fighting for your beer on an online forum that will have absolutely no meaning to your life when you wake up in the morning.
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>>65475359
god damn how much beer did you drink holy fuck
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I'm still wondering what Peyton Manning is gaining from his beer endorsement.
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>>65475530
five pints of arrogant bastard, retard
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why the fuck do people think because i'll drink budweiser i don't know what real beer is? i spend so much fucking money on craft beer. i live 2 blocks away from a bar with one of the widest selections of beer in my state. i'm there at least 3 times a week. i still drank budweiser all day today. as far as i'm concerned, AAL's will always have their place.

this whole debate is really just between guys that grew up before the craft beer boom and a lot of young kids in college now that have always had access to craft beer so they can't appreciate the appeal of cheap american adjunct beers.
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>mfw people can't enjoy macro and microbrews
baka desu senpai
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>>65475632
https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
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>>65475676
you da real MVP
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>>65475676
>a lot of young kids in college now that have always had access to craft beer so they can't appreciate the appeal of cheap american adjunct beers.

Yeah, I love getting lectured about the best types of beers by the 17-19 year olds on /sp/, don't you? The ones who are so autistic that they think the beer they drink makes them better than other people
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>>65475632
kek
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>>65471894
>then show them what piss really tastes like when i urinate in their mouth

please kill yourself
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OP here. Why the fuck did this turn into a debate over the best kinds of beer when we were supposed to be just making fun of Manning for blatantly shilling for Budweiser?
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>>65475676
shit taste detected
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>>65475858
Is this your first thread on 4chan?
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>drinking beer
>drinking any form of alcohol whatsoever

enjoy your gut, man boobs, and premature balding
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>>65475136
fuck off underage
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>>65475945
You first you tasteless fucking pleb.
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>>65475933
>being a puritan
Enjoy having no friends faggot.
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>>65470478
>stick cameras and microphones in someone's face to appeal the masses
>get mad when they get something out of it
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>>65476025
fact 1: you are under 21
fact 2: I drank more last year than you have your entire life
fact 3: you get piss drunk off 3 beers
fact 4: you have a micro penis
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>>65476139
Fact 1: You don't know me IRL so you couldn't possibly know my age, how much I drink, or the size of my penis.

Fact 2: If you get piss drunk off of 3 beers than you're a lightweight.

Fact 3: You're an insecure faggot who uses alcohol to justify his masculinity while projecting your insecurity on 4chan.
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>>65476242
way to defend yourself kiddo, better get to bed, school starts early tomorrow
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>>65476315
>accusing me of being underage when you can't even use proper capitalization and punctuation
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>>65467005
>buying into the American Dream(tm) this much
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>>65466858
He probably got $50 million for that plug. Why are you so poor is the better question OP.
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Gotta get that last check before retiring
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>>65476348
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>>65476047
Alcohol is literally one tier above meth, heroin, and krokodil.

>needing alcohol to make friends
>not having any hobbies, interests, or passions

You want friends? Learn how to cook.
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>>65470618
Thanks Oregon for taking our hipsters and taking spics and Californians

-Washington
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>>65476348
>posts more little girl cartoons
>attacks grammar

Now I feel bad for picking on a retard
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>>65471746
>Seattle is just a fairly cheap city

no, no its not.
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>>65476552
>>65476592
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>>65471746
>he thinks Seattle is cheap

Nigger you have to pay for grocery bags if you don't bring your own to the store
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>>65476645

It's expensive as fuck to live in Seattle
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>im going to drink a lot of budweiser and eat papa johns pizza while watching THE JUNGLE BOOK with some coldplay playing in the background on my bose soundsystem
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ahh Buds

shitty beer but back in high school and early college when i had no money its all i would get
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>>65470123
Labatt's is american now, they have a brewery in Buffalo, right across that one great lakes border.
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>>65473232
Not in the US, shits expensive and almost always skunked. Its just better to bring what you like and drink that. If you go to a game, or party, just bring what you like, drink it and if your host offers you any booze, just drink it, its free, dont get hung up on memes
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>>65474304
they used to, but it got kicked to /diy/ about 2-4 years ago, or whenever /diy/ got created, as well as gardening threads.
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Get a load of all these craft beer loving hipster faggots in this thread
Unfuckingbelievable
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>>65476348
wow this is pathetic to see, completely avoiding him and his argument and jumping on his fucking punctuation and spelling

...on fucking 4chan.
Get a load of this.
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Budweiser tastes great after doing manual labor like cucking a nigger out of a SB. You don't want heavy IPA or craft shit, you just want watered down American beer. Pey Pey knows best desu
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>>65478948
I fucking love craft beers, but i know that cheap macro lagers have their time and place, but once you get to a certain age, internet cred just kinda dies. Drink a fancy beer here and there and if you like em, buy em, but if you just like a cold carbonated beverage, whether its a soda or macro lager, drink it.
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>>65474542
>beer more potent than hard liqour
lol
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>drinking alcohol at all

grow up
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>>65479023
That only made me want to drink more.
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>>65474542
So, im curious, what kind of German/Belgain beers are more than 14.5% abv? Maybe a Barleywine or some dumb shit like Utopias? Why can't I just do a shot and chug a macro and get the same effect, without the "muh yeast strain and monk brotherhood shit"
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I'm gonna go home tonight. I'm gonna drink a Coor's light, that's a Coor's light, because Bud light won't pay me nothin.
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>>65473056
This looks like a jenkem jug.
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>>65473056

That looks like you had the shits with some foam at the end.
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>>65469095

But why would that burden fall on the players to mention it?

All sorts of shit brands sponsor competitions, and all they get to do is put up signs. At no point have I ever heard a player mention a sponsor like that before, certianly not after winning a major event.

Or does he just love budweiser that much?
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>>65467576
one time he said beers first, then corrected himself with Budweiser
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>Budweiser offers you a cool million to name drop

Ya I'd do it in a heartbeat

Imagine
>"I'm going to be drinking IPAs through a sifter" *tips forehead*
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>I like chocolate.
>Vanilla is clearly superior you uncultured swine!

This is what you faggots, and all beer snobs in general, sound like. You guys are the homos that don't get talked to at parties and then come home to shit post about the Keystone Light being served at the frat party.
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>>65476570
Thanks for taking all our shitty weather.
t. California
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>>65466858
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>>65479009
I didn't say ALL faggot. If you look hard enough you will find beers that are THAT potent.
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>>65467005
Old M or bust kiddo. Hamm's is a second best
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>>65468166

>Lagunitas

My fucking nigga. I had one of the strong six packs last night. Undercover or some shit. It was almost 10%
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>>65466858

Who cares, the Broncos fucking killed the Panthers.

I love all those NC tears.
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>>65471541
Yea that's pretty much how it works, you make as much as you care to make. Manning showed he'd rather sell himself out than be genuine
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>Drinking beer
>being too pussy for hard liquor
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>>65482639
Some of us have actual careers that involve thinking on Monday mornings cleetus
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>>65467005
>drinking literal piss fermented with wood shavings
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>>65473271

>no adult gives a shit what any other adult drinks

this is very wrong on so many levels
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>>65482724

and shitposting on /sp/ it looks like
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>>65482434
Who cares. The game was fucking boring anyway.
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>GONNA KISS MY WIFE AND KIDS, DRINK A LOT OF BUDWEISER HOO WEE ILL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW SENPAI

*literally 5 minutes later lmao*

>GONNA KISS MY KIDS, KISS MY WIFE, DRINK A LOT OF BEER UHH I MEAN BUDWEISER

what a fucking shill
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>>65478967
>Budweiser tasting great ever
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>>65479914
>implying having standards means that we're snobs
You don't need to be a snob to know that Bud is a shitty beer faggot. Also,
>going to frat parties
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>65467005

Bud is trash, cletus
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>>65483023
How many NFL records do you have? Yeah, thats what i thought.

King of Beers as proven by the greatest QB ever.
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>>65482857
I only post well thought out comments to debate with my fellow anons and grow our collective knowledge. I'm sorry you are unable to comprehend that and consider it "shitposting"
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>people ITT completely missing the point about Manning's blatant shilling for Bud

Manning saying how much he loves Bud is bullshit and you know it. Manning's net worth is about $157 million in endorsement deals and $35 million in investment income, and that's not even counting his yearly salary and bonuses. There's no way he drinks that pisswater when he's making THAT much money every year.

We don't care that Bud is paying him to advertise their beer, but we find it funny how laughably obvious his shilling was. Get it now?
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I'll drink craft beer when it doesn't cost 3x as much as swill like Bud.
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>>65475152

I think most Manning supporters were just glad he didn't utterly embarrass himself.
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>>65483179

Thank you for proving my point.
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>>65474331
this is actually helpful for long road trips, beer is a stimulant and will keep you awake, as long as you don't get wasted obviously. Every time me and my dad drive down to see my Grampa we drink cold freedom the entire way. I will say however, American beer for some reason seems to go through you very fast, its not that it doesnt get you drunk it just leaves you so quickly you can keep drinking more. For example if I drink 12 Canadian budweisers I will be very intoxicated, I can drink upwards of 20 American buds before I hit that same level. The alcohol content is the exact same so it must be the water the beer is made with thats making the difference.

both get me drunk when I drink them, but I do prefer the taste of bottled Canadian budweiser. Americans make MGD better than Canada, I mostly drink that and Henry Weinhardts when im down there.
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>>65475152
>>65483582
He had a very mediocre game, below average actually. But he got to win so everyone was happy. Its nice to see an old vet get the opportunity to walk off into the sunset a champion, just like Ray Lewis.
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>>65467005
I have seen some bait in my days, but never have I ever seen bait of this quality. This faggot hit every angel of pleb-tier bait. The only thing that could have made this post worse would have been typing "you're' instead of "your."

Overall, I would rate this bait an eight out of eight.

Stay cheap, boyo!
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>>65483690
Budweiser is a shitty beer

Sorry that you're a tasteless manchild. Even retards who chug that swill down would agree its crap
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>>65483965

I don't even drink beer or have a dog in the fight. But yes, continue confirming my statement.
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So is beer now officially added along with politics and religion to the things you don't talk about with people?
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>>65484007
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>>65467005
Spot the hillbilly
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>>65484007
>Don't drink beer

FAGGOT DETECTED
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>>65469306
I'd at least try to be a bit more discreet about it.
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Perhaps Peyton would prefer a full-bodied and aromatic Samuel Adams Boston Lager, made by beer lovers for beer lovers
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>>65485587
Sam Adams is at least acceptable for factory beer.
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if i hear one more pretentious cock sucking beer "aficionado" smugly proclaim that X beer tastes like piss i'm going to beat their stupid underage tryhard little face into the pavement and then show them what piss really tastes like when i urinate in their mouth
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>>65484157
Nah. This thread's just being flooded with Budweiser viral marketers that are trying to play damage control.
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>>65485614
Sam Adams is brewed on a much smaller scale than Budweiser, and it benefits from that. It's the gateway drug to craft beer.
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>>65485705
Molson tastes like piss

fite me irl you canacuck fuckpuppet
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>>65485705
A fucking leaf

Wait, I thought canucks hated InBev?
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>>65467504
Apparently it's what he drinks. If he was shilling for InBev he would've said Bud Light
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>>65485705
Quit trying to turn this post >>65471894 into pasta.
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>>65485736
That's actually a really good way of looking at it.
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>all these faggots getting mad at people talking shit about Budweiser and accusing them of being beer snobs

Holy shit this thread is embarrassing. We're not beer snobs who only drink craft beer just because we don't like Bud you fucking mongs. You don't have to be a beer snob to know that Bud is low tier pisswater.

I'm not much of a beer drinker but I for one will occasionally enjoy drinking a bottle of Sapporo (basically the Budweiser of Japan and doesn't cost that much). It's not the best beer ever, but it's refreshing and has a nice taste to it.

But for fuck's sake, that wasn't even the point of the thread in the first place. We were just making fun of Manning for shilling for a shitty beer. Not everyone likes the same booze as you. Get over it losers.
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>>65479181
Have you never had dark beer anon?
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>>65486806
Not to mention, there's plenty of pisswater that tastes better and costs less than the Buds.
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>>65487011
Fucking this. A 6-pack of Lagunitas costs the same as Bud and tastes much better than that piss.
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>>65466858
>I'm gonna drink a lot of Budweiser tonight
>While I eat some Papa John's pizza
>And watch some DirecTV
>And make a call on my Sprint phone
>Just remember that I'm on your side like Nationwide
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>>65470784
Considering the amount of money Peyton Manning makes, there's no way he'd spend it on pisswater when he can afford to buy the most expensive booze out there.
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>>65487359
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>>65466858
NEWS FLASH. Budweiser in damage control mode after being accused of paying Manning to shill for them:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14737625/budweiser-delighted-says-peyton-manning-not-paid-shill-brand-sb
>Budweiser spokesperson Lisa Weser said the brand "did not pay Peyton Manning to mention Budweiser tonight. We were surprised and delighted that he did."
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>>65474416
papa bless
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>>65479967
Tell that to Kanjiklub
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>ITT: everyone name drops their favorite craft beer, just like a shill would

I love craft beer but I fucking hate craft beer drinkers
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>>65489760
If you paid attention to the thread you'd see that nobody namedropped any craft beers.
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ELITE ALCOHOL POWER RANKINGS

1.SMIRNOFF
2.COORS
3.COLOMBARD

POWER GAP

4.DEAD GUY ALE
5.BLACK VELVET
6.MOSCATO

PISS GAP

91.BUDWEISER
901.PALE ALE
9001.MERLOT
900001.MODELO

LIQUID SHIT

90000000000000000001.CHEAP BEER LIKE HURRICANE, STEEL RESERVE ECT.ECT.
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>>65467005

>unironically drinking budweiser

I bet you shop at Walmart too
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>>65474416
Papa Bless
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>>65478946
It's a damn shame too. /diy/ is a great board, but you can't frequent it because of how damned slow it is.

When I post a reply I have to wait a few days to see if anyone commented, or to really see any new comments at all. When /ck/ seems like a fast board, you know your board is slow
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>>65478971
Preach brah.

I'm a homebrewer with BJCP certs and close ties with all the microbrewery brewers in town.
Guess what's sitting right above a few six packs of craft beer; a 30 rack of Coors Light.

The best for playing vidya, since you don't think about it enough to care desu senpai
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>>65489931
>Smirnoff
>Coors
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>>65467297
Magic Hat #9 is superior
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>>65475023
2x ads a game. 5 million each. At least a billion.
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>>65474001
>>65474255
Budweiser is not even "American" anymore.

Ten Classic American Brands That Are Foreign-Owned
>>2. Budweiser
>> Founding date: 1852
>> Sector: Beverages
>> Current parent company: Anheuser-Busch Inbev
>> Currently headquartered: Belgium
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I just drink shocktop and peroni if I want beer

Are these good choices or bad choice, I have no idea
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>>65494092
They're acceptable.
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