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Anyone watching the super bowl is a massive danger edition
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>>65429274
Panthers -3.5 is literally THE bet
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put down my life savings on the broncos
good bet y/n?
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>>65429325
Yes
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>>65429274
>Anyone watching the super bowl is a massive danger edition
waa waa goo goo why can't people enjoy things
>>65429325
yes, enjoy having triple your life savings
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metaKnight SUCH a fraud sub edition
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Preparing for the DULLEST /bet/ thread ever
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>expecting people to not smell the FRAUD on this
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Reminder
Life in Technicolor II, Speed of Sound, Paradise
are the bets.
Gaga nip slip is VALUE
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Look at all this shite. You can literally bet on how long the national anthem is going to last. I love America.
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wow S H A K I N G at this windfo
Going to absolutely smack fh asian
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>>65429494
what bookie even is this
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>>65429494
>being THIS late to the party
it's been like this for years mate, how much do you have on unders?
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>>65429494
Wow that's crazy, had no idea
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>>65429494
>who will the mvp thank first
>Al jazeera
Kek
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>>65429494
If that national anthem line falls any more the value is going to be on overs.
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>>65429569
William Hill
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>>65429494
LOOK AT THE PRICE OF BEYONCE TO WEAR A HAT AND THE PRICE NOW
ON SO SO LARGE
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>>65429614
Big movement, anything on her twitter or facebook?
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>>65429647
Checked everywhere but nothing, just following the money
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>>65429698
>She wears a hat in the video to her new tune
>She's performing it tonight.
People think she can only perform that song if she wears that outfit, it's only logical
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holy shit... should i become a professional better?
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You're all very boring and very dangerous, would hate to be stuck talking to any of you at a party.
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>>65429761
Did you place these bets in 1987? Or do the Soviets still not have GUIs?
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>>65429760
panic
will be uac from Jim Nantz' tie anyway
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literally shaking at the 67-1 I just got
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>>65429811
the bets were real in my mind
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>>65429818
PMSL this is the hat
'No' is WORLD
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>>65429922
Can see her walking on with it in front a puffs of smoke and dark lighting then taking it off after 10 seconds desu
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>>65429922
oh wow
just topped up again
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Wait, will bbc get the adverts?
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Bet my rent money on Panthers.
If they lose bye world
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>>65430315
what do you think you absolute mong?
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>>65430315
fucking hell
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>>65430315
m8...
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>>65430315
>>65430343
sorry mate took my anger out on you cause im feeling awful.
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This will be the worst thread in bet history, having a bath and then hitting the hay.
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>>65430315
yeah american companies have paid for ads on UK tv
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Made bank on Real Madrid. Don't even care about my SB prestakes at this point.
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Want to watch Sky Sports HD programme but storm Angelina is fucking my signal, how can wind do this in 2016
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The all important question that we seem to have all skirted lids...
What takeaways are we all getting?
I'm on the £15 dominos deal with a texas BBQ
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who /cheeky fiver/ on: safety, kick return TD, punt return TD
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>>65430583
My dog is going skitz ffs, never gonna be able to sleep tonight like
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What is the total value of your Owl-related bets?
Exactly £1k here.
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So everyone is betting on Bronco's right?
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>>65430673
>being fat
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>>65430870
B I G
I
G
B O Y
O
Y
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>>65430870
What markets?
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>>65430870
£0
Lost too much on the rugby to bet on this
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>>65430870
Not surprising at all a dullard like you is watching this American drivel.
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>>65430924
Songs, ties, hats, player prop, and £50 on +6.
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>>65431025
Which do you have most on? £50 on the result and £950 on props is obscene
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>he's not backing Beyonce to come out in black footwear
Could wear black shoes or come out barefoot and you still win
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>>65430583
skygo.com
maybe 30sec-1min time delay though.
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>>65431086
tez
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>>65430870
£30
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Does the bowl usually start on time or is "starting in 30 minutes" gonna be the usual American for "eh maybe in about an hour"
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>>65431169
>What will Curry wear?
Why cant ameribookies offer this shit fml instead we have will the stock market be up or down tomorrow after the game
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>>65431167
It really should be 30 minutes
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>>65431169
Your +6 has lost
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>>65430870
euan in trying extremely hard shocker
just be yourself mate, stop this pathetic facade
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>>65431351
>he actually thinks the NFL is going to let the Broncos lose
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>Public money finally shifting
Its time lids get on Denver now
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>Phil Simms just ignoring the guy telling him where to stand
Fucking based
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>>65431559
Got on Denver @2.8 and the +7.5 when the lines first came out.
You missed the boat la
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>all these people getting on denver
literally clueless
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>>65431986
trust in Cam, Olsen and dragons to Ginn, family
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>>65432163
>not using decimal odds
Spot the true clueless mug here
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>>65432163
>-225
It's an American using stupid odds edition
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>>65432303
Cam is overrated as fuck. Mediocre passing stats, didn't even lead the league in QB rushing. Literally just scored touchdowns by poaching from Tolbert and J. Stewart on the goal line. Denver will make him pass and he won't be able to.
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>>65432440
Your the same guy who bet the Cards right?
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>>65432440
Overrated yeah. But hes in miles better form and physical shape than Manning. His arms like a cannon. He will pick off Denvers D pass by pass.
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CURRY IN CURRY JERSEY UP INSANE
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Streaming the super bowl rather than watching it on the beeb on my tv so that they don't get the extra viewing figure.
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>>65431169
>Curry wearing personalized jersey
Congrats lad
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Reminder if you're a Brit and you're betting on the superbowl you're an utter dullard.
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>>65432812
Reminder youre a leeching scrub if you can pick out a superbowl bet.
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>>65432736
>tfw we missed out a S P E C I A L
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>>65432812
Up to them, they'll all miss out on the special coming up tonight.
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>we will honor America
Based
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>>65432736
incredibly easy money if you spotted it
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Just found a cheeky arb.
Tennis ATP Rotterdam - Benoit Paire v Ivan Dodig
£73.99 on Paire @ 2.04 (Marathon Bet)
£71.88 on Dodig @ 2.10 (Betway)
Guarateed profit of £5.07.
>inb4 not worth it
That's 5 free accys lads
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got the stopwatch ready for gaga
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Von Miller wins MVP, calling it now
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>>65433275
>he wasn't on outfit colour
RED UAFC
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All in on Broncos spread and ml
I love Cam but peypey must ride off into the sunset.
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MURICA FUCK YEAH!
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>>65432721
Why?
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>>65433423
>bet365 didn't have these markets
suicidal
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>>65433661
Because I don't want to be part of the problem, but I do want to watch
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damn Unibwin, you're on fire tonight
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>she's milking it
under B T F O
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she looks like a man
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>>65433877
game hasn't even started and I'm up two months rent pmsl
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>>65433912
GODDAMNIT I BET MY ENTIRE BANKROLL ON UNDER
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unders DESTROYED hahahah
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>>65433946
This
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OVERS HUP HUP
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>that ending note
Unders absolutely rekt
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>he didn't get on overs
Easiest money of my life desu
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Imagine backing unders in a super bowl national anthem. Imagine.
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Who was that woman? Never seen her before.
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Stopped it at exactly 2:20 ??
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>>65434352
>>65434233
zzzzzzzzz
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Overs HUP. Absolute gift :D x
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>>65434391
I had it at 2:21.23
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>repeating "the brave"
Gaga on overs tears
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>>65434391
I had 2:20 also. If you bet on bovada you might get a fortunate push.
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>>65434384
Beyoncé
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Red @7 unreal. Cheers Willhill
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Does the timer start on the piano or the first sung note? Does the second "the brave" count?
Bookies feasting t b h
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TAILS NEVER FAILS
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tails HUP HUP
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>>65434693
Timer starts with the first word, not the piano. The second brave is a very good question, because without it, unders win
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>>65434948
unibet already paid out o133,5. Not sure what line y'all were on?
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Anyone using bet365 here?
Anything decent to go for? Have a bit left in the account, may as well use it
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>>65435071
Bovada had 2 minutes 20 seconds
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>>65434693
>>65434948
Bovada said 1st brave.... Hasn't paid out yet tho. Under should be a winner for Bovada tho.
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>williamhill takes 10 years to update esports
why?
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whos /tvreceptionissufferinginthisstorm/
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CAROLINA BACKERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
PANTHERS CANNOT CONTAIN THE RUN
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>>65435630
Nick Goff
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TELL DA TROOF
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>>65435826
>tfw /bet/ superbowl didnt happen
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>>65436210
JDIMSA
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Bovada Official @BovadaLV · 4 mins4 minutes ago
#LadyGaga was under 2 minutes and 20 seconds
American overs backers SEETHING
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>>65436545
what was the official time?
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>>65436612
They stopped at it the first brave otherwise I think it was 2:21
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I timed the anthem well under 2:20 from when her voice began to the end of the first brave
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In any case it was well over the 135.5 set at most bookies, feel ill about not being on
but Broncos are winning leggo
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Bovada Official
@BovadaLV #LadyGaga's National Anthem, from first note to the completion of the first 'brave', is settled officially at 2 minutes and 9 seconds.
overs STILL seething
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>>65437209
Had the first brave ending at 2 minutes and 12 seconds personally.
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Any clued up yanks know how super bowl tickets are distributed?
Do the franchises get given a set amount for their fans at reasonable prices or do the nfl just sell them all themselves or what? Talk of tickets costing 5k etc, that cant be all of them surely?
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What's the non superb owl bet?
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>>65437729
DIG $1.66 esports
you have about 2 mins, Froggin is out for Echo Fox 0% chance they win
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>>65437729
Waterhouse
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>>65437965
Suspended but thanks
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Tears if you weren't on Carey to be wrong
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Who /Mike Carey getting a challenge call wrong/ here?
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This refball
Broncos confirmed winners.
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THE FIX IS IN CANADA SO SO SHREWD
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THANK YOU BASED DENVER D
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So Dignitas are gonna win right?
Have a cheeky double on broncos and dignitas
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Sickening refball, literally everyone calling to reverse the call
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>>65439192
Cant believe I doubted it
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HAHAHAHAHA
PANTHERS TEARS
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>>65439253
me too senpai
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>>65439253
Yeah, Really like their team comp here, Lulu/Lucian combo has been working really well. Echo Fox have had Visa issues and are without their best player.
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>>65439418
In this together
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Gay, I have Panthers FH/Broncos 2nd half
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Need archie sighting like air
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>he didn't heed Canada's warnings after the conference championships
You only have yourself to blame tbqh
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Trading out goodnight and god bless x
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>>65439565
Gay
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all those who didnt believe it was all fixed
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>>65439558
Got all of measly measly roll on this
Don't even ask how small it is
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IMAGINE NOT BEING ON THE BRONCOS HAHAHA
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>>65439752
Probably not as small as my back on Dig
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Nigel Owens to guest referee the third quarter @ 5.5 get ON it lads
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>black quarterbacks
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>>65432440
Reminder
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Canada absolutely based for letting us in on the fix
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>caring about american sports when esports is on
its free money
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anywhere I can bet on an sum of all fears scenario happening? its happening lads
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Is it habeening?
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>>65440854
How do i do stupid bets like this?
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>>65441447
>american "athletes"
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>>65441447
Did Mackers smack the Panthers? Broncos aren't used to playing at sea level
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>>65441447
A L T I T U D E
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Someone post the Super Bowl fix video
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Dig playing like shit here.
they do know how to throw a game.
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>>65441953
I believed in you aus bro
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>>65440854
How do you bet like this?
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>>65440854
Miller o 0.5 sacks was free money tbqh
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>>65441928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmUdpQljwE4
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>>65442438
>Aftertiming
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>No excessive celebration for that
not sure this sport is for me lads
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Archie been on yet?
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>>65443391
Yeah just once so far
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>>65441953
The line's moved down again, how they doing?
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>>65442105
Sweaty, they're winning every team fight but getting caught out of position a ton.
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fix unreal
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Sweaty as fuck but dig came through.
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>>65445434
how much did you win ausfriend?
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>>65445434
Cheers hombre! Top tipping
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Was that archie again?
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Thinking about backing the Panthers here depending on this next broncos drive.
I feel like if the Panthers can get ahead the Broncos will get sweaty
>>65445515
comfy 100
>>65446280
no just a fan in the worst seats?
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>>65429274
why are brits literally gay for this man? /bet/ is fucking awful now
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Shaking at the thought of beyonce's shoes not being black
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>>65448098
All about her wearing a hat
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>>65442669
>best pass rusher in the league won't get one sack in the most important game
Like saying De Gea won't get one save in a CL final
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Shaking at Coldplay value
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>>65448689
Well he certainly hasn't recently
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>there were slugs that seriously bought the Carolina hype
Can't wait for the Panthers to hit 3. Might lay a small for guaranteed profit
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>he hasnt bet all his birthday money on sky full of stars being the last song played
utter fucking tears
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>>65448952
Did you not watch the match today? He saved 3 sure goals and a lot more others, 2 of them were reflex saves. He only got beat in extra time after he fell down and the ball happened to fall to an attacker
Or Von Miller? Who came off a career day vs the Pats?
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>>65448990
doubt they hit 3, Denver are barely moving the ball themselves
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LET'S GO NO HAT LET'S GO
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>>65449225
>Like saying De Gea won't get one save in a CL final
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The game will go to OT and there will be refball to let the Broncos win.
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>>65449225
Genuinely funny
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>Beyonce is 34 years old
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DOWN INSANE
FUCK OFF EUAN YOU GREASY CUNT
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Not getting on the Bronco Fix right now @1.82
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pmsl @ Sky commentators not shutting up
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he sang the 2 lines of yellow then into viva
what does the even mean
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HAHA IT'S VIVA LA VIDA DAFC
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>not playing the scientist
fucking island monkeys
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>Yellow is the lock of the century
How am I supposed to pay rent now fml
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>>65449978
A line or 2 of yellow was sung first.....
#Controversy
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pmsl up brains cheers J West
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>>65450194
He did sing "look at the stars look how they shine" to start the performance then into viva
shrewed bookies will pay out on viva tho
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Reminder that if you bet on coldplay first song without any inside knowledge, you are a degenerate and should seek help.
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shit half time show so far tbqh
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>>65450165
This
Their only good song
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NO HAT
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>>65450253
Wasn't on yellow either
BUT I WAS ON BEYONCÉ NO HAT UAC
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NO HAT
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BLACK SHOES
L
A
C
K
S
H
O
E
S
Literally shaking
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>>65451029
hahahaha this shit is hilarious!
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>>65449717
>He actually believes this
And you think Lukaku's 22, right?
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THAT COUNTS AS BLACK RIGHT
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tfw you will never creampie beyonce
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>all this cultural enrichment
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>Beyonce is literally taller than Bruno Mars
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lel that guy clearly slammed into the camera man
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>>65451580
Everyone knows hes an absolute manlet
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UP TOO MUCH
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>>65451357
Was thinking the same thing.
>All this encouragement of things gay
What a time to be alive
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That was literally the best show I've ever seen
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>>65452222
Katy Perry was better last year tbqh
Beyonce is overrated
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>Fix You
>Game is literally a fix
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>>65452222
It was fucking good
Bruno in 48 was top for me though
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>>65452288
This. Don't really like Katy Perry and still thought she put on a great show last year.
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What's the fix again? Just tuned in.
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>>65452222
>the nfl will never be real enough for a deathgrips half time show
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>>65452528
ISIS to attack the stadium like in Dark Knight Rises
No bookies offering any more though
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>>65452357
Need a Panthers win like AIR otherwise that Canadian conspiracy fag will continue posting.
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>>65452222
Nice quads
All superbowl shows are pretty shite desu, overproduced and they're lipsyncing the songs
Dem thighs though hnnnnnnggg
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>>65452703
>lipsyncing
pmsl are you blind?
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>>65452288
>that final medley
>not the best thing ever
ok m8
>>65452357
The final lyrics were from Up&Up from their new album, that should be officially the last song
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>>65452590
Gorerotted as support
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>>65452828
Katy Perry admitted it last year, and every halftime show has had strong accusations of it
Looked tight this year but I don't see them not lipsyncing
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>>65453329
Coldplay weren't cos it was fucking toss. frauds like beyonce probe were though.
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>>65453329
I'll admit the instruments weren't plugged in and that was all mimed but Chris was definitely linked up, he was even balancing the mic on the piano to play Clocks. He wouldn't have bothered if he was syncing
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>>65452222
You joking or serious m8? It was fucking dreadful pal.
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>>65453615
>>65453533
Bruno Mars looked incredibly sketchy to me, he was jumping around everywhere without missing a beat
>>65453678
Serious lid, thoroughly enjoyed it and last song had me hard. Thought the Boss was actually there for a second lel
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>>65453877
IS ANYBODY OUT THERE
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>Coldplay starts with Yellow to remind everyone they used to be good with their first 2 albums
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>>65449666
Thanks lad. Been creating this new "clueless to Yuro sports" American gimmick for a while now
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MISSED PENULTY
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>>65453949
CERTAINLY NOT GRAHAM GANO'S HEAD PMSL
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>>65454097
lel pretty much
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Bet the tinfoil hat Canadian is feeling smug as fuck right now
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>>65432573
>>65432690
BTFO
Cam shit piss faggot nigger sucks
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>Dave Mason @DaveMasonBOL 2m2 minutes ago
Going to pay out both Yellow AND Via La Vida as winners for the Coldplay 1st song prop. Can't listen to it again.
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>>65454952
>tinfoil
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REbacking Broncos with wonga loan
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>>65455090
>Bookies HATE Chris Martin
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>he's not backing the Panthers, cashing out once they take the lead with 2 minutes to go, and lumping it all on the Broncos
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>Lewis Hamilton
Fuck off
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Panthers doing absolutely everything they can to lose.
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>>65456381
managed to worm his way onto both sky and bbd somehow
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Shaking for rigged Canadians next post
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>>65456627
what
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>>65457235
SURREAL
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Need archie like air
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>>65456627
>IN
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>>65457235
>no trip
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who /freemoney/ here
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>>65457558
I got ya senpai
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>>65457558
As they closer to the end you should be good t b h
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>>65457789
pmsl
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>>65457777
>not trips
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>>65457789
You just hate value, don't you?
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>everybody laughed and mocked the Canuck about the fix
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>Comeback is on
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Carolina's defense playing really well will be the forgotten story of this game.
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Everyone vote Cam for MVP. He is a God fearing Christian.
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>>65458969
Very true, but so is Denvers defense. I honestly don't know why I'm not on unders
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>>65459174
this is what Super Bowls should be about. Defenses win Championships. I've loved this game. Give me this over a 35-32 every time.
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>>65459484
This game stinks
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>>65459484
massive danger
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>>65459484
100% agree, no words for the absolute dangers who think this game sucks
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>>65458969
>this subtle Goff post
nice one
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>>65459783
>caught me
thought it had gone unnoticed
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>>65459783
Oh fucks sake I actually fell for it
Well done
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>>65459893
I actually just checked his twitter to see if I could make a Goff post then saw you had already done it. Maybe I sub consciously knew it was one.
At least you got Uni.
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>>65456264
happening?
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Nigger Nigton needs a ton of time to throw the football or a wide open alley to run
He has gotten neither.
PMSL at the absolute morons defending him
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http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/50/mvp-ballot/votes
Anyone on MVP bets get voting
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Don't you britbongs have work in the mornin?
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BRAINS
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Golden Gate Bridge IN
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>>65460926
pmsl
>stadium 50 miles away from GGB
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>>65461045
Literally, LITERALLY the landmark of the city
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Von better believe in God.
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THE FIX IS IN THE FIX IS IN TEARS IF YOU MISSED IT
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>Newton being a huge pussy
I love it
>>
VON MILLER MVP LITERALLY CONFIRMED
NOT ON HAHAHA
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The fix is officially in
Cam could have been a little more subtle about it though
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Cheers to MVP Von Miller backers.
Wish I had those balls
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Cam in on the fix
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Newton could have dived on that lose ball and fucking pussied out!
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samacesrothstein (ID: !!b53SCRAUQTp)
2016-02-08 03:04:02
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>Uppity nigger brought down to size
ERY FUCKIN TYME
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Get muh fiddy back, thanks based CJ, shame he didn't score 1st but oh well still UAC on Denver
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>got on Denver when lines were announced @2.8
Absolutely based, Canada letting us in on the fix
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Where were you when a Canadian blew apart da j00s evil NFL match fixing racket?
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>>65462457
Betting on it tbqh
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samacesrothstein (ID: !!b53SCRAUQTp)
2016-02-08 03:09:25
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>>65462457
>Mfw he called it two weeks ago
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>>65432163
LMFAO
I hope you take this lesson to heart and don't jump in with the big boys next time
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>>65462457
Blessed enough to be right there with him
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>dab twice in a row
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>>65462457
Can someone post a screenshot of this? Not browsed bet much for the last few weeks.
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ARCHIE
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Fantastic. Couldn't have hoped this to go better. Went medium on Denver but really just wanted to see Cam exposed.
Fucking piece of shit nigger, hope all your bandwagon fans love this
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https://youtu.be/ZAn3JdtSrnY
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Up unhealthy amounts, happy for Peyton and Cam will win a ring later in his career. Just need Von to thank the fans first and I'm completely done
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>>65463816
Bookies absolutely SEETHING at the amount of rent they're paying for.
>>
OFFICIAL /bet/ BRONCOS FIX CELEBRATION SONG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJEIJAPMPvI
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>>65463816
You really did S P E C I A L stake God smfh
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So how much did /bet/ win/lose on super bowl?
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>>65463816
>Just need Von to thank the fans first
This
>Got Von over 0.5 sacks+Broncos win+ Von MVP at 41.0
>Got Von MVP at 21.0
>Got thanks fans first at 9.0
Lost a couple of novelty bets but will be so UAC on the rest
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>>65464069
Down on every bet I placed
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Anyone have a link to the video where the guy called the fix? Wanna see his reaction video to this result.
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>>65464069
U A C
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ORANGE
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>>65431169
Wew
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Tears.
I swerved because the last 2 tips on football were fucking trash, chiefs and pats spreads, both called the best lines ever.
Fuck you /bet/.. youre not consistent at all.
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>>65464034
Imagine having bets open when Twitter/Snapchat basically confirmed the outcome pmsl
>>65464056
Really won't mind if it anyone else will be thanked, up enough x
>>65464163
>Von MVP at 21
Fucks sake so angry I'm not on that, literally dreamt about it
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ORANGE HUP HUP
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>>65464512
Also good was MVP to not be a QB at 4.0
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>>65464501
Also whoever said their defense would pick the broncos apart, I hope you die.
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Well, /sp/, if you listened you made lots of money.
If you did not, maybe next year.
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>>65464881
SURREAL
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>>65432163
>incoming (you)'s and utter tears
>tfw bet against the panthers every time this season
>but finally fell for the meme in the biggest game
I can only blame myself and congratulations to bronco backers
>>
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I put down another 500. I wish I bet more, but oh well
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>>65464881
made 8 bux tonight lid
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>>65465112
>tfw bet on panthers all season
>swerved the superb owl
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>>65462457
Predicted the entire playoffs. Legend
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>>65462457
>Le Clueless Canadian is now Le Shrewd Canadian on another level /bet/ cant comprehend
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>>65431169
Sums and sums.
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>tfw not sure if people actually think that Canadian is shrewd or all playing along as a joke
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>>65466159
How much total profit lid?
>>65466461
tears if you werent on
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>>65466461
I feel the same way about Euan desu
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>>65465708
>tfw lost 5k on a meme play last year
>tfw spent the entire week building up for today
>tfw all these gains for naught
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pmsl @ this womens speech
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Where were you when /bet/ actually found value in the Superb Owl
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>>65433372
Da real MVP
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>>65440854
BASED AF
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>>65466539
Over £1k
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>>65467025
The sad thing is that was max stake.
Thanks skybet
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>I'm happy for my teammates and for bronco nation
>word 'thank' never been said
so... who did Miller thank?
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>>65467031
Actually, that includes another bet. About £800
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>Bet Broncos +6
>Under 45
>Von Miller MVP
Feels good brahs
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>Champions of the world
Everytime
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>>65467306
Which other american football team around the world is better?
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>>65467146
It'll go down as teammates or nobody.
They already settled fans as a loss.
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>>65467146
Fucking nantz asking too specific question
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>>65467427
Manning's not MVP you absolute danger
>>65467489
Yeah probably
Fans still open for me tbqh
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>>65467701
Betvictor or unibet? BV settled for me
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who's winning the super bowl next season, Canada?
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>>65467427
Deleting his post to save face.
>Embarrassing
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>>65467875
Willy hill
I'll see the result in the morning desu. Night /bet/, was fun x
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>>65467889
Too early to predict, Australia.
Carolina is the most likely, but you need to wait until at least mid November.
To all the doubters: as long as they don't order me dead, I will prove you wrong next year again.
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>>65468097
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>>65469204
>filename
Nice
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Wasn't archie showed twice?? Bovada has it as a loss.
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Mind if I post some tennis stuff? <3 Estrella Burgos.
ATP Memphis - Groth +150 early value, he's coming back from an injury and clearly not been fit or just up for it most of his lower level matches. At the AO beat Mannarino so should tell you he has it in him. Traveled to US and lost a Chall match but that's ok, just getting adjusted to the time.
Now with the draw out he has a big chance to make QF at least as he gets Marchenko and winner of Nishioka/Donaldson next.
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>>65470094
he was showed like 6 times
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>>65470174
><3 Estrella Burgos
Why? A weird player to <3
I looked at this match, don't like the odds. Should be @3, (+200).
I think you're being too kind to Groth. Mannarino's hugely overrated for one, and Groth seems to need a crowd behind him to be decent. Also, Marchenko's significantlly better, especially indoors, and doesn't struggle against a big serve, which Groth largely depends on
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>>65471296
>>65470174
To add to this, Coric looks good -2.5 tomorrow or ML @1.5~
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Don't die, /bet/
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>>65440333
All of these teams are american
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you know ive always wondered, are the gamgling additiction/suicide hotline links just ironic comedy or is it serious?
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>>65474343
They're as serious as the anti-smoking ads sponsored by Altria.
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hi
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>>65476834
Hello
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Bet thread ded?
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>>65479482
Probably still sleeping from the Super Bowl
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Need an addict bet
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Anyone think it could be a potential xif?
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Have the dullards left yet? Thread is beyond atrocious.
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>>65479875
Everyone has left
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Pmsl at the NFL loving dullards sleeping in and missing the special that is Inverness DC
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>>65480074
Price will go back up when Hearts score
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WHERE IS EUAN AND HIS TIPS?
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>>65480319
This, I'm dying for a Fonbet-only special
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Reminder that gambling is no longer profitable and you sad acts would be better off getting jobs.
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>>65480492
6 figures last year and should be the same this year too. Anyway, what was for lunch today, Calijah lid?
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>>65480564
Refuse to believe you're on track for 6 figures this year, it's been awful.
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>>65480618
Bt and jenny arent on 6 figs a year. Dunno why some pseudos feel the need to lie.
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>>65480618
January was awful obviously but picked up near the end and ended on 3k profit for the month, February going fairly well so far and averaging about 450/day so no reason to think 6 figures can't be done given no more horror months like January.
>>65480647
Tears
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>>65480684
Load up your banking app on your phone and take a screenshot.
Will only take 2 mins.
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Sigh, I really enjoyed this guys stuff as well. Can't be having this though.
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>>65480738
He is beyond limp wristed.
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>>65480718
Believe what you want, doesn't bother me but it's not as if it's some outrageous lie
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>>65480738
He's got a point tbf, if I was in his shoes I'd tell her to do one
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>>65480780
Pmsl, knew you wouldn't. Fraud.
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>>65480801
Shown yourself up as a pseudo really by finding it so hard to believe six figures is possible when doing this full time
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>>65480824
Accept your position in society as a fraud pal. You've had your chance in front of everyone and failed. Now move on.
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>>65480854
You're replying to a different person you mong.
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>>65480865
Well I never said 6 figs was unachievable, you're putting words in my mouth.
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What IS the bet lads?
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>>65480902
Inverness DNB
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Genk travel to STTV tonight in the beloften league. STTV showed their strengt last week when they beat the top side Standard. tonight their team is not as strong, they have young players from the first team and no regulars. Genk on the other hand come with 9 first team players to the game tonight and 4-5 of them regular starters in the first team.
Genk come with players like:
Yoni Buyens (25 games this season)
Tshimanga ( 20 games this season)
Bryan Heynen ( 12 games this season)
Gorius ( 13 games this season)
this players would all be key players in the first team og STTV Imo. But you never know how the attitude from this players will be in Beloften game. but with this lines and this Genk team a can't see them not winning this game.
I will tip the Asian Handicap +0,25 as i see the most value there. Dnb is also a decent value
also i will go small on Ht/ft and Sw Genk.
Good luck if you follow.
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>>65480974
Which terrible tipping page is this copied from?
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>>65480974
Big_Al is on, getting on this large
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>>65480974
Mushroom moves lines
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Dumb filthy goyim.
Why didn't you listen?
I should have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmUdpQljwE4
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HEARTS
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>>65480074
Imagine staking a bet knowing only 1 team lol
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>>65480922
Wew
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>>65481154
Pmsl, do you not have the Inverness team? Solid bet and one I'd take again any day, you slug.
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Why are Shamrock Rovers playing a Russian youth team in India?
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>>65481177
Your patter is even worse than your bets, fud.
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>>65481200
I'll take that as a no
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>missing the fix
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>>65481211
feel free to post it and make me look like a cunt. you can't though.
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>>65481225
you really are the lowest of the low in this DASTERDLY place
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>>65481078
>knows its a fix
>picks the spread instead of outright
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>>65481234
But it's true, not one mention of it. You still have time to find it.
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>>65481261
Just post it you slug
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>>65481245
He posted moneylines and a bunch of other shit. Too lazy to find it.
There was a fixed limit so he had to bet both.
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>>65481281
You're the slug, I've alerted you to the fact there's a fix and you still can't find it.
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wtfix?
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>>65481401
Middlesbrough @2
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>>65481401
There isn't one
>>
>>
THE FIX IS IN
>>65481261
thank you based shrewdie
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>>65481500
No it isn't
>>65481456
Yes there is
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>>65481519
Euphoric
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>>65481519
Do you think Sheriff v Kuban is fixed?
If so, please show your working
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>>65481547
Not been watching the stream or the odds, have you?
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>>65481570
>The unders odds haven't stopped dropping since the second goal
THE FIX IS IN
>>
otter
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Pmsl at doubters, up sums.
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>>65480974
what the fuck do sw, +0.25 and asian handicap mean?
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Hup
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>>65481662
Give me a loan m8
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>>65481652
>sw
Super win
>+0.25
They're going to score a quarter of a goal
>asian handicap
When you can't get out of bed after a really spicy curry
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>>65481570
No, just woke up.
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>lotto corner man thinks he can go paid
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>>65481570
No
Why would you not tell us?
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>>65481652
>>65429274
>>>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
>http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
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>>65481730
I did, anyone with half a brain could spot it from the 3 matches on now
>>
I feel like corners are genuinely a profitable market that people haven't picked up on much yet
I mean, ITC has a 20%+ ROI from mainstream shite corners, which is actually pretty impressive desu
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>>65481863
meant for >>65481721
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>seahawks
>broncos that far down
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>>65482237
>not backing La Rams to bring it all home
>>
How you lads doing?
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>>65482426
Actually down in Feb, giving up believing the FebrUACry urban legend
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>>65482426
Not great. Unibet settled Viva La Vida as a winner after telling me last night Yellow was the winner (which it clearly wasnt) so I dont need to get on at them. However, McBookie have void my bet on Curry to wear a personalised shirt so I have had to write them a sternly worded email to try to get my money. Also got a cold. Not made a bet today yet and starting to shake. Yourself?
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>>65482426
bought my wifes 7yo son an iphone 6s with my broncos winnings
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>>65482587
Should have waited for the 5se lid
Rookie error
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>>65482237
I took 101s that meme Kaepernick turns it around with meme kelly
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>if you weren't so good looking, you wouldn't get away with half the shit you say
t-thanks I guess
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>>65482810
what?
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>>65482237
da burrs desu
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>>65482869
49ers
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Genk tipped elsewhere?
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>>65483177
odds S M A S H E D
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ODD are a MEDIUM against Häcken to be rather honest family.
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>>65483393
Why?
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>>65429274
>>65429274
Hviti are playing Hamar today. Is anyone smacking Hamar?
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Is there someone here who known Austrian and Argentine U17 football as well as that guy knows U20 South American women's football?
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>>65483513
Here's your (you)
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>>65483415
Better match fitness and better team.
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>>65483529
Pointless doing research, just judge in on stream, shit lays anyway, + was too big but correct now
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>>65483533
Pls.
Are Hviti the league above Hamar or something? My google transalte skills are lacking
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>>65483590
Both 4th tier, different groups.
Odds have been hit since opening at 1.95, not worth it any more
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>>65483640
I'll add it to my Genk double,
I found odds at 1.6 for Hamar
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>>65483672
shrewdie detected
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>>65483687
Why you gotta be so mean and sarcastic
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anyone know which tier Krottendorf are? Hoping for a rout t b h
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Need Shakhtar goals like air
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>>65483881
Oberliga Süd/Ost
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>>65483944
on -4 HUGE
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>>65483881
5th tier I think. Hartbet got a 16/16 striker playing. R O U T
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>>65484036
where's the teamsheet lid? strong everywhere?
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>>65484068
look at them urself
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>>65484068
Usual place. Missing 3 starting midfieldersand 1 starting defender.
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>>65484100
>where's the teamsheet lid?
i thought this implied that i couldn't find them
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>>65484119
my bad, thought you said 'what's the teamsheet'
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>>65484112
Krottendorf decent team out too and 4th in the league. Think the line is far too high right now without rball showing clear rape.
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>>65484194
I took -3.75. I'll wait to see how the rball pans out but wouldn't top up on anything above -4
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>>65484225
took +4.25, gl lad
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>>65484242
shaking
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TEARS
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>>65484242
uac
might reback if no rape
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>>65484359
>>65484366
OH DEAR
>>
pmsl
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>>65484366
or not lmao, that was quick
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>not taking overs in an Austrian friendly
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Pennies on 2H draw @ 9. Hartberg subs a bit weaker than Krottendorf's I think. Would be on 2H handicap but Paddy nor Coral have it and I dont know who else offers it.
>>65484410
This guy knows.
>>
rball still tez
on + large
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Best place to get teamsheets for games like this? Facebook and Twitter giving me nothing
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>>65484637
so they've had the ball for ~14 minutes and not crosses the halfway line? shite
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30mph winds in the Sparta match. PMSL the goal has actually BLOWN over. The referee was thinking about abandoning it but his whistle blew away in the fierce BREEZE.
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>>65484637
>dutch football
Not even once
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>>65484662
still THE best gimmick of 2016
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>>65484637
>this rball
too good to be true at a -1.5, I'm going to be down so much
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>>65484790
It is almost certainly just wind. Second half likely to be much more even.
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Achilles to win the second half @10 is a LARGE. The wind will well and truly be in their sails lads.
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The absolute state of the Shakhtar keepr
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Jump on United U21s if you can
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>>65485084
Got any windfo mate?
Also, O D D
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>>65485084
Good shout. It's not fair to have Januzaj play.
>>65484566
Cheers, got on Vitesse at 1.95
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>>65485084
can't tell if serious
>>
Is it just me or has anyone else's return values on their bets been halved? On Bet365
>>
>>65485210
u wot?
United have been raping the u21s
>>
Large staking Utrecht u23 -0.5.
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>>65485210
I'm serious
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>>65485210
U21s: #mufc v Norwich: Romero; Love, McNair, Jones, Varela; Weir, Harrop; Januzaj, A.Pereira, Memphis; Keane.
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if they lose i will commit suicide
>>
Worth joining UAC Tipping Group in time for the AFC Cup tomorrow?
>>
>>65485213
Are you betting on asian lines that are only half wins?
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>>65485298
Odds have been shot. Both teams to score - No might be a shout though
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>>65485384
Some, but none of the bets have been settled
>>
Genk match abandoned. FML
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>wind wagerers
Pmsl
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>>65485484
Was wondering why odds were suspended but it was allowing me to cashout for value
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>>65485484
seriously? That explains my returns lel
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>>65485484
What do i do now? Cahout?
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>>65485484
Tears
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>>65484036
Nice rout pmsl, STILL can't beat Fonbet
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Wtb in Portugal?
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>>65485792
It had every chance of being a rout lad, why've you got to be so hostile all the time?
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>>65485962
Perma DAC
>>65485142
>tfw doubted
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>>65483393
hup
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> on o11.5 on Aspern
>9-2
>ref blows on 83
WANT DEATH
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SLAM overs with everything you have on the Reykjavik match. Both teams score loads of goals and both have very good offense. Minimum refund here IMO.
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>>65486187
Shut up machine
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>>65486187
Valur also have their second goalkeeper in goal.
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>>65484429
>Pennies on 2H draw @ 9
Shrewd
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>>65486187
LEGOOOOO
>>
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>>65486187
Should I risk it all on over 2 goals in first half?
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MAN U
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>>65486347
Fuck it I did
Pray for me
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>>65481695
genuinely funny
>>
>>65486187
>>65486444
YEAH BOI
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>>65486187
what did you get on?
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>>65486491
hup
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>>65486187
MoneyMachine is ruthless in Iceland apparently
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>>65486187
put it in an acca, now panicking. I'm a clueless mong
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>>65486610
Over 3.5?
Will I do it?
>>
all these injuries in the united game pmsl
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hope you bet ov in Espanyol-Real Sociedad
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>>65486815
What's the point of this post?
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>>65486854
to anger you
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>>65486450
thanks lad, thought it fell on deaf ears
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>>65484429
Hup x
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>>65486908
up the easiest of brains from +4.25, thanks for telling about weak subs etc
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>>65482492
Any reason given for the void or they just don't fancy it?
>>
Whats THE nba bet tonight?
>>
>>65487029
Apparently it was posted by him on twitter (which it was but after I had placed my bet). It was posted on the Panthers' twitter account first but not sure they know that. Still a scummy move because twitter =/= the broadcast and would have settled as a loser if he didnt wear it
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My bet on Archie to be shown over1.5 lost, but he was definitely shown more than that. So, wtf do I say? Anyone else bet on that?
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SO much on o5 in the Reykavik game, cannot see anything but a refund or better
>>
WORLD day
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>>65487130
Kick up shit. Its something that would be easy to prove albeit rather time consuming
>>
Cannot stop putting my Man U winnings on Magpies Res NG and overs.
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sporting goals when?!
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I'd have a small on Dumbarton DC at 3.5
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>>65487709
Reasoning?
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>>65487786
Teamsheets lid.
Jk lol, rball. And the fact the combined last 10 matches average 4.5 goals (although most are against both teams). O2.25 is FAR too low for a 1-0 HT Gib Res game with this many shots.
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>>65487820
worm
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>>65487709
what bookies have this game? Not on 365
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>>65487834
Feel free to continue laying me.
>>65487864
Usual + Ladbrokes.
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>>65487864
unibet got it
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>not a penny on Man U
>>
tfw literal pennies on -4 and -5 man utd zzzzzz
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Magpies SURREAL
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BIG AL WANTS 500 ICELANDIC KRONA ON HVITI OVER 5.5
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Goody unreal
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>>65487982
so shrewd
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>>65487984
Well done goody for seeing the difference between a £40m side and an u18 side.
>>
What is the new thread going to be?
>>
Glacis overs HUP. Nice one Euan liddo
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>>65487709
Cant stop winning, wont stop winning
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>>65488121
>rout
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>>65488149
>>65484194
inb4 "nibs"
Please just find some friends or somthing
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>>65488121
>nothing posted on tipstertube
>bubblegum bashing
>pixel punting
You really are due some chin testing
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>>65488183
>say it'll be a rout
>also say the line is too high
Well done, you covered both sides
>>
>no one has posted mackers LARGE admin tip
>>
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>>65488243
It's not a medium never mind a large
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>>65488219
Ladbrokes had no O/U, wasnt tipping Mara, cant tip BFEx.
>>65488235
Changed my mind after looking at teams. Also said I was on 2H draw which is clear I didnt expect a million goals.
I beg you both have sex sometime this week.
NEW
>>65488252
>>65488252
>>65488252
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James Mckeown yeah I'm pretty worried, regret tipping large
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>>65488304
feet are slowly disappearing
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